~Taylor Hebert: Sburban Alchemist~ Worm/Homestuck

[X] Combine bike protection gear (if we have any) with our cutlery to see of it'll improve its armor rating, do the same with a shirt and pants and if it works put all of it on the same card to serve as a costume.
-[X] See if ejecting it from the sylladex will equip them on us.

I call it plan dine and destroy.
 
[X] So animals can be placed in your syladex. Does that mean you can also convert them into punch cards? If so, this may open up accessible options for armor, and possibly weapons.

[X] Until more grist is obtained your primary focus should probably be to get out of situations alive. Hookwolf as an example is a giant walking mass of knives and MURDER. Try to find combinations that could help protect you in a fight, such as body armor. If it can be hidden or worn in public? Even better.
 
[x] Find a sword (maybe a fencing foil) and allocate it to your strife specibus

[x] Start exercising you need to be shredded if you want to be a cool kid 😎
 
[X] Get a small piece of thick high quality steel or titanium from the hardware store, combine with clothes and/or protection gear. Should result in armor, hopefully stronger armor than random household items.
[X]Combine hunting rifle with Pepper spray. Use both possible combination variants. One should be a pepper bomb rifle, long ranged nonlethal, the other a bullet spray, close range, portable, concealable extreme damage last resort.
 
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[x] Hunting with a rifle requires a gun permit and/or adult supervision. Start smaller. A stick and a string give you a rudimentary/toy bow at zero cost. A knife and some sticks and feathers give you stick arrows. These are children's toys and won't give anyone a reason to think you are a parahuman. If your father can't spare the time to accompany you, then you can hunt small size animals like rabbits, birds etc in the forest or wilderness area, with no one the wiser. Hunting with bow and arrow is quite and unnoticeable compare to a gunshot.

Maybe convince your father to let you go hunting alone by making him buy you a cellphone for safety on such lone excursions. (also unlikely but still a possibility get a pistol for personal safety!)

Hunting Bonus, it gives you skill in bushcraft and wilderness survival and will increase your physical/mental health. Perhaps you will also meet other people interested in bushcraft/hiking/hunting/outdoor hobbies and get you a better social cycle that will help your mental health by having a more healthy socializing circle than petty children at school.
After a while see if your starter bow can be upgraded by your power so as to tackle larger prey.

starter bow + sinew + horn = rudimentary composite bow. ( increased power/damage/durability )
stick arrow+ flint = flint arrow ( increased damage )

Also, see if your power can use the carcase of your hunting expedition to give you grist. Getting rid of a body and getting usable grist at the same time is a very useful trick.
 
[X] Catchloge your own blood, you are a cape and as one you know it will be needed. Maybe go chat to the hospital to see if you can Catchloge viable organs. You can do a very good deed by having reproducible functional organs for transplants.

[X] In the city proper there must be a slaughterhouse. Why risk yourself if you can have a part time job killing there and gain money for materials or cape related business?

[X] Buy a lizzard or snake , can see if You can reproduce the regeneration of the lizzard tail in the future, can captchaloge the venom and reproduce it.
 
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[X] Catchloge your own blood, you are a cape and as one you know it will be needed. Maybe go chat to the hospital to see if you can Catchloge viable organs. You can do a very good deed by having reproducible functional organs for transplants.
[X] In the city proper there must be a slaughterhouse. Why risk yourself if you can have a part time job killing there and gain money for materials or cape related business?
 
What about fishing, including illegal fishing? Fish can be larger than a pigeon, and a successful throw of explosives, even small ones, into the water or an electric shock will give us up to several dozen fish. Especially if you lure them in advance with food in one place.

Also, I would look at part-time work in the deratization of premises. The slaughterhouse is most often hard physical labor.

Stun gun + weapon bullet looks like a good combination.
As well as the layout of the weapon + steel
 
amusingly enough I think the first thought I had of her going hunting was cataloging a bear and then firing it at sufficient velocity by overloading her syladex, well at the same time playing it of as no big deal to her dad.

Taylor: yeah I just fired a bear like a rail gun, what of it?
 
Well, clearly a spider isn't going to work but what if you...

[x] Try to fuse a Living Spider with a Large Rat

I'm kind of hoping that we could get something that would automatically produce creatures to fight eventually using the shunt thingy.
 
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[x] Try to fuse a Living Spider with a Large Rat

A shame she don't have her canon power a mix of insects and animals she can control is a terrifing and apealing prospecto.
 
[X] Practice with Modus. What's the furthest you can be from an object to capchalogue it? Can you do it through walls? From behind glass? If you can't see the object but know it's there?

[X] Consider looking up local wildlife. New animals, new grist?
-[X] On that note, change up where you hunt rodents, etc. No need to potentially get eyewitnesses to birds spontaneously vanishing in the same area each week.

[X] See what the grist cost would be for addition ammunition. Try to help offload the cost of buying more.
[X] Find a camera. Maybe there's one in the basement?
-[X] [CAMERA && CAPCHALOGUE CARD]

Aware of the cost, but just having it as a visible option may increase chances of it being made in the future.

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amusingly enough I think the first thought I had of her going hunting was cataloging a bear and then firing it at sufficient velocity by overloading her sylladex, well at the same time playing it of as no big deal to her dad.
I mean. She can still do that. Probably to Lung in the future. Or any of the E88. Catapult bears from afar and get out of dodge.

Can you imagine the chaos? The thought of "there's a biotinker making bears" or "someone is teleporting bears in from the woods" or even "who would throw away a perfectly good bear?".
 
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[X] Combine a few Weed Seeds with a Spiderweb

It might not work, and it might not work well, but hey, free spider silk. And both Weeds and Spiderwebs are conceptually "Worthless", so hopefully that would keep the grist cost down.
 
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[X] So animals can be placed in your syladex. Does that mean you can also convert them into punch cards? If so, this may open up accessible options for armor, and possibly weapons.

Indeed. Sadly, they cost more grist to make than they give in return, and after testing a few combos it seems they have a tendency to make pretty expensive stuff. Nothing viable as of yet.

[X] Get a small piece of thick high quality steel or titanium from the hardware store, combine with clothes and/or protection gear. Should result in armor, hopefully stronger armor than random household items.
[X] Combine bike protection gear (if we have any) with our cutlery to see of it'll improve its armor rating, do the same with a shirt and pants and if it works put all of it on the same card to serve as a costume.
-[X] See if ejecting it from the sylladex will equip them on us.

Alright, a bunch of attempts at combining metal with clothing later, nothing worked. It seemed to always want silk, and some other type (or types) that I've yet to discover.

[X] Combine a few Weed Seeds with a Spiderweb

[DANDELION && COBWEB]
DANDYSKIT
20 Build, 5 Propolis​

Uh. Success? I've made a dandyskit.
Dandyskits are apparently a kind of... Eight-legged fluffy plant-bug thing. It looks like, and is about the size of the head of a dandelion, with eight small green stalks supporting it. It's mouth is proportionally huge, giving it the appearance of it splitting it's own body in half whenever it opens it, kind of like a gulper eel. If it has eyes or sensory organs, I couldn't see them.

It tried to scuttle away as soon as it was created. I captchalogued it.

Okay, so my power was capable of creating life. I already knew that I guess, considering I could copy birds and stuff, but this seems to be an entirely new life form.

...Wasn't that like, really bad? I'd heard about other tinkers who do this kind of thing. Wasn't that Blasto guy over in Boston also able to make new life forms, and the only reason he wasn't considered an S-class threat was because his creations don't self-replicate?

I looked down at the card. The white fluff, if that's all seeds, then... this could get really out of hand, if I released it.
Okay. This one probably stays in the card. Whether or not the thing is actually dangerous, I'm not sure I'd even want to chance testing it.

[X]Combine hunting rifle with Pepper spray. Use both possible combination variants. One should be a pepper bomb rifle, long ranged nonlethal, the other a bullet spray, close range, portable, concealable extreme damage last resort.

[HUNTING RIFLE && PEPPER SPRAY]
???
200 Carmine
Not enough grist!
Not even close. Still, I really want this to work. Maybe I could try some other way of combining them? Like, punch all the holes from both the cards, rather than just the matching ones?

[HUNTING RIFLE || PEPPER SPRAY]
???
10 Carmine, 10 Propolis
Not enough grist!
Nope. Not that expensive though, I could probably get it if I set my mind to it.

[X] Practice with Modus. What's the furthest you can be from an object to capchalogue it? Can you do it through walls? From behind glass? If you can't see the object but know it's there?

10 feet exactly, no, no, and yes.

-[X] On that note, change up where you hunt rodents, etc. No need to potentially get eyewitnesses to birds spontaneously vanishing in the same area each week.

Easy enough to say, but it's not that easy to find an excess of small animals where you wont be seen, and also where you can go without getting mugged.

[X] See what the grist cost would be for addition ammunition. Try to help offload the cost of buying more.

Looks like it only takes a single carmine to make a bullet. But I decline to make it. My dad is buying after all, how would I justify to him where they're coming from?

[X] Find a camera. Maybe there's one in the basement?
-[X] [CAMERA && CAPCHALOGUE CARD]

[CAMERA && CAPCHALOGUE CARD]
???
5000 Build, 500 Silk, 500 ???, 500 ???, 500 Propolis, 500 ???
Not enough grist!
Why. How in the world am I supposed to ever be able to make this?

What about fishing, including illegal fishing? Fish can be larger than a pigeon, and a successful throw of explosives, even small ones, into the water or an electric shock will give us up to several dozen fish. Especially if you lure them in advance with food in one place.

Hm. that's an idea. I'm not sure how I would go about getting explosives or electrical charges though...

Stun gun + weapon bullet looks like a good combination.

[TAZER && BULLET]
???
10 Carmine
Not enough grist!
I'm starting to think that maybe trying to make all these weapons with only two carmine at my disposal isn't really going to work.

[X] Catchloge your own blood, you are a cape and as one you know it will be needed. Maybe go chat to the hospital to see if you can Catchloge viable organs. You can do a very good deed by having reproducible functional organs for transplants.

Okay, now THAT is a great idea. If I could spin this into some kind of healing power, that would be amazing. Let's see...
I pricked my finger, and dripped a few beads of blood into a cup.

CUP OF BLOOD
10 Carmine, 10 Shellac
Not enough grist!
I'm beginning to really hate carmine.

[X] Until more grist is obtained your primary focus should probably be to get out of situations alive. Hookwolf as an example is a giant walking mass of knives and MURDER. Try to find combinations that could help protect you in a fight, such as body armor. If it can be hidden or worn in public? Even better.

Ha! Hookwolf, that's a laugh. No, I don't think I'll be fighting him any time soon.

...

Although. Now that I thought about it... Maybe I could stand a chance? If I made a few hundred cards, could I just captchalogue his blades as he made them? I wasn't sure.

[x] Find a sword (maybe a fencing foil) and allocate it to your strife specibus
[x] Start exercising you need to be shredded if you want to be a cool kid 😎

I'm not sure that "sword wielding coolkid" is really the image I'd like to go for...
Although. I'm not sure what my ideal image would be.
Maybe I should start considering that? At this rate, maybe I could get a decent weapon in, I don't know, a month's time? If I get lucky with the cost of something, and get a decent amount of carmine on the next hunting trip or two?

I lean back in shock. It's finally sinking in. I could actually be a hero. My power, with enough investment, can make basically anything. And I guess needing to kill stuff might not be as big a problem as I thought. Even if I can never get some types of grist from just killing animals, I can still make enough types to do some cool stuff. I could actually maybe start considering the details of my secret identity?

[X] Consider raising chickens or some other type of fowl collection. They're the easiest to raise, have the least suspicion over dying, and could provide more passive bonus materials. Probably not much, but every little bit counts, right?

[X] Buy a lizzard or snake , can see if You can reproduce the regeneration of the lizzard tail in the future, can captchaloge the venom and reproduce it.

I'm not sure about the chicken coop. Would dad go for it? Probably not, and it would be weird besides. I'm already deviating from how I normally am with the hunting, and I don't want him to get suspicious that there's something up with me. But pets in general might not be a bad idea... A quick Wikipedia search though tells me that there's actually barely any venomous lizards out there, all of them seemingly quite big and not exactly common. Some sort of snake might work better, but even then I'm not sure that venomous snakes are sold at pet stores?

A quick search online later, and it looks like the only obviously venomous thing they sell at PetSmart is the "Asian forest Scorpion". The venom is incredibly mild, with apparently zero human fatalities, but if anything that makes it better for alchemy, it's not like I really want highly-lethal stuff as anything more than a backup precaution.

[X] Write down any patterns you notice on what things give you what grist, so you know what to farm for.

(Grist Gazette added to info post.)

[X] Combine a lighter and the head of a hose, the lighter for the fire effect and the head of a hose to create a cone that will spread the fire, that's the direction I want this to go in.

The next day (+20 build), after another terrible day at school, I buy an adjustable hose head on a whim. I didn't really expect it to work, but-

[HOSE HEAD && LIGHTER]
IGNEOUS FLARESPEWER
50 Build, 15 Propolis
Okay, this thing is... not very useful, but it is cool.
It's basically a reskin of the hose head, now red and black and covered in tacky flame decals. But when hooked up to a faucet, it converts the water into flame.
Yes, I've made a flamethrower that uses water as fuel. This is objectively awesome.

Sadly, it's not exactly subtle. Nor is it particularly long-range, even at the highest setting. And requiring a water source and hose doesn't exactly make it convenient. Still, it's nice to have made something that so... Normal, but also clearly tinkertech. It's not just a copy of something else, nor is it random nonsense, nor it it existentially terrifying. It's even maybe kind of useful. If nothing else, it'll be a fine ingredient in other combinations.

Okay. Well, that was all fun, even if I was only able to actually make two new things. But what should I do now?

[] Write in ideas for a name, costume, signature weapon type, ect. Feel free to be as vague or specific as you like.
-[] Begin patrolling. Write-in where, and how to go about it.
--[] Bring the gun, just try not to hit vital spots.
--[] Bring the gun, don't use except in case of emergency.
--[] Don't bring the gun.

[] Save up for the jumper block extension. Maybe make a thing here or there, but mostly keep costs low. It is currently March 17th, saving up could take a lot of time.
-[] Suggest items to try and upgrade the alchemiter with, once you have the extension.

[] Write-in items to duplicate, or combine.

[] Buy scorpion.
-[] Write-in a name for it.
[] Don't buy scorpion.

[] Write-in.


AN: How does the draft system on this site work? I had this update mostly written, figured it'd be okay to close the browser and shut off my computer so it could update, on account of the autosave, but nope...
Also, suggestions that Taylor should work at a slaughterhouse will be ignored. Not because it's a bad idea- it's actually a really great idea- but I don't really have to stomach to research it enough to write it.

And, I should have clarified this earlier, sorry, but Taylor does not have a Strife Specibus.
 
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Right then, if Taylor doesn't have a Strife deck, it should be possible to make one as a variant on the basic capchalogue card. Any ideas for what it should be combined with to do so? Maybe not a general strife deck that can be paired with anything, but:

[X] Combine hunting rifle with capchalogue card.
[X] Combine wallet with capchalogue card. The wallet modus is one of the best available, and seems easy to find, if probably expensive.
[X] Visit a junkyard and capchalogue everything that looks interesting, broken or otherwise. Tinkers out themselves by raiding them for parts, but we'll never be seen leaving with anything suspicious.
[X] We'll call ourselves Hunter-Gatherer. It might be a bit obscure, but it fits our skillset and needs pretty handily. We'll wear a scarf sewn over a baklava to make it look like it's wrapped around our face without the risk of it being yanked off, and generic hunting clothes. Our signature weapon will be traps and trap-like items for now. Bolos and Nets are cheap, and our Sylladex could fire them easier than something like arrows or bears.
I like this, voted.
 
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[X] Igneous Flarespewer && Toy Bubblegun

Bubbles take less water than a squirtgun or something, and soapy water sticks better to things anyway, if we wanted or needed arson.

Plus, bubbles float, which handily makes them good for area denial if we need to escape.

[X] We'll call ourselves Hunter-Gatherer. It might be a bit obscure, but it fits our skillset and needs pretty handily. We'll wear a scarf sewn over a baklava to make it look like it's wrapped around our face without the risk of it being yanked off, and generic hunting clothes. Our signature weapon will be traps and trap-like items for now. Bolos and Nets are cheap, and our Sylladex could fire them easier than something like arrows or bears.
-[X] We'll patrol wherever there's plenty of vermin to kill. The dirtiest places surely have the most crime, and we can kill animals along the way for added Grist.
--[X] Bring the gun, don't use except in case of emergency.

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[X] Kill the Dandyskit by shredding its card. This might help us find out if we get grist for killing things inside a Captchacard.
 
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Also, suggestions that Taylor should work at a slaughterhouse will be ignored. Not because it's a bad idea- it's actually a really great idea- but I don't really have to stomach to research it enough to write it.

And, I should have clarified this earlier, sorry, but Taylor does not have a Strife Specibus.
Just make her work illegaly for small amounts of money. The whole butcherindustry is very shady, probably more so in a place like brockton bay
 
[X] Use a brick or contundent objet let it fall from as higt as you can, see it retain inertia, if so You can have hi impact disposable wepon with it at low cost.

[X] Take time to investigate how independent heroes make money, do PTR pay a reward for capture? , Can you keep the money or part of it if reported?, Ilegal goods like weapons and drugs are rewarded?, Who actualy have a kill order so if, and it is a very Big if you enconter them can actualy use the hevy hitters you make.

[X] See if you can captchaloge things inside boxes, other people bags, with a wall of separation, in your 10 feet range. You can use it to disarm gang members and retribe drugs/arms/documents with a little less risk to yourself.
 
I have a few thoughts here that are relatively legal in the US, but I need anyone with sufficient understanding of the problem to be clear. Explosives. You will not believe how many things in a household can be used to create a relatively low-power one (human death is unlikely, the maximum is loss of fingers if someone is smart enough to hold explosives in their hands without protection). Taylor herself can get this from the Internet, it is a wonderful and kind place full of responsive people offering not only advice, but even full-fledged schemes of things that are created to burn and explode.

1. Match heads + whatever. Match sulfur is readily available, requires only a knife and some free time. Place in confined space, add fuse. It can be a cord, or it can be the same sulfur in powder form added to a thin cocktail tube. This form of fuse (see the point about fingers above) can be used in all other recipes.

2. Old format silver paint, also known as Argentin and Potassium permanganate. For the first in a hardware store, for the second in a pharmacy, it is used as a disinfectant. However, the farm store is also an option, it is used against some pests for spraying plants. The powder is there and there. Mix and paste into tight space, then add wick. Explodes violently. You can substitute magnesium for Argentin, a matter of taste. As well as the addition of aluminum, this increases the reaction temperature. For example, a Molotov cocktail that will melt steel and burn through concrete (as well as burn under water) will only require a hardware store.

3. Nitrocellulose. Requires a love of chemistry instead of the pure mechanics above, with "grind / chop / compact". Commonly available sulfuric acid, nitric acid and pure alcohol are bought. Cotton or paper are soaked in solutions (full percentages will not result in boring) in a dry room, constantly lowering the acid level, and then washed in alcohol. A piece of paper of good nitrocellulose burns on the hand so quickly that it does not have time to burn the skin. In the first half of the 20th century, several cinemas burned down due to film strips based on them.

4. The most severe, in contrast to all the previous options for a combination of factors. Ammonium nitrate, a commonly available high-volume fertilizer. For the area around a private house a little larger than average, if fertilizers were not applied, you will need 15 kilograms. Fertilizer is widely distributed and sold in public. Diesel fuel, well, no comment here. It is enough to come with a canister to the gas station. Aluminum or magnesium from the point above. Saltpeter can explode. Strong. Beirut 2020 is a great example of this. But she needs a little effort to explode like a bomb (for example, a pyrotechnics warehouse on top of saltpeter in Beirut). For example, a little diesel fuel and metal shavings of aluminum, 5% of the total weight each. The final potential is 0.8 TNT potential. Conventionally, having made 10 kilograms of the mixture in an ordinary canister and having done simple mechanical operations correctly, you will get a bomb for 8 kilograms of TNT. Let me remind you that it usually requires 4-5 kg to break a tank track.
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Electric fishing rod. A little investment and a walk through the electronics stores.
- Battery. The most expensive thing is usually not used for cars, but for radio-controlled models, because they discharge better.
- Board, usually used, for voltage control, control will be connected to it.
- A number of capacitors and transistors, circuits are on the Internet and people are often kind enough to calculate numbers for a teenager who is interested in a topic that is important to them. Again, I will not paint boring detailed diagrams.
- Soldering iron and rosin.
- A bundle of wires.
- Rod electrode and "body".

The battery gives a current, it goes through a rather small scheme (from 0.5 kg to 2 kg, depending on the power and the case for everything above), rising to 1000 volts. Then it punches into the water. In general, electric fishing rods start at 75 volts, but the dirtier the water, the more you need and took to the maximum available for the Bay. And yes, you read that right, this is a homemade taser if desired, so if you are ready to carry some weight (or save it with competent planning) In general, Taylor should no longer think like a cape, but like an engineer.
Or the Dragon in the case of superheroes. Do we have a hose that fires instead of water? So what about connecting a pump to it that will convert air to water. And given the device of flamethrowers, it is enough to add a compressor and a tank of compressed air to get a throwing machine. Moreover, a set of nozzles will allow you to fill opponents with water, acid, smoke and glue quite quickly and easily. And so with dozens of things you can think of.
 
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[X] Save up for the jumper block extension. Maybe make a thing here or there, but mostly keep costs low. It is currently March 17th, saving up could take a lot of time.
-[X] Computer. Hopefully you can look up alchemy components
-[X] Recycle Bin, Shredder and both combinations.
-[X] Coupon. You don't even know what you're hoping for here.
 

One idea I had but decided not to go through with, but is related to your idea, we could try to combine a Water Hose with a Fire Hose to try and make a Steam Hose.

Steam is useful for a lot of things. mostly nonlethal, super high volume, clouds vision, and, with some more tech, you could probably combine it with something like a Battery to make a Steam Battery for powering stuff.

TBH, battery stuff is important anyway, since power density lets you fake a lot of Tinkertech with minimal resources.
 
When will the new post be? I just wish that a well-implemented Riot system would not end here. The quest is quite interesting, it makes me think about difficult things.
 
When will the new post be? I just wish that a well-implemented Riot system would not end here. The quest is quite interesting, it makes me think about difficult things.

Thank you, and it should be up very soon. So soon in fact, that I would normally not bother responding and just let the new post speak for itself, but I need a little bit of help, because I can't figure out where the "roll dice" button is?

Edit: nevermind, found it.

Edit edit: Also don't worry, an eight doesn't mean Taylor encountered 8 people, the number just determines the strength/type of the encounter.
masterax2000 threw 1 10-faced dice. Reason: Encounters while patrolling? Total: 8
8 8
 
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