Since there is no vote as to this, I decided to see if I couldn't insert some comedy. I ended up with drama. C'est la vie. I might try more comedy later.
Omake (Nasira): Clothes may make the (wo)man, but decisions define him
When Leo asked if I was serous about that body-swapping adventure, I had my doubts. While mad science and magic made many things happen, Leo generally stuck to the mundane. Not that there was anything wrong with that. Still, being offered a chance to go out and public and spend Leo's money was not an opportunity I would waste. Besides, if I so happened to have measurements for my "best friend" as well, I could get him to buy me a few more dresses. Not that he would have minded, but this way "Joan" has an excuse of tailoring something not for her. He knew I would accept before he asked. Still, this brought up something I needed to discuss with Leo anyways, so I took the opportunity.
"Before I do this, we need to have a talk," I declared. Leo showed a subtle amount of panic. If I had not known him as long as I have, I doubt I would have noticed. I offered him a drink of something distinctly stronger than water, "You may need this" handing him the cup.
"I have been meaning to talk to you about this for a while and this presents a good chance. I know the circumstances around you and Joan are not story book, but I have concerns that your relationship is affecting your business and your decision making," I started.
"Understandable, but I am not sure what I can do about it exactly?" Leo pondered before taking a sip of the drink.
"Look, I have no delicate way to say it, but we have prostitutes on our payroll for a reason beyond the obvious." I found myself a victim of Leo's spit take. Wiping the alcohol out of face, I continued, "In addition to earning the loyalty of the men by taking care of their base needs, it also reduces security leaks and helps with discipline and morale. Judging by how you've been acting recently, I doubt Joan has been taking care of your needs," I explained, waiting for Leo to compose himself.
"If I might ask though, what decisions have I made that led to this suggestion?" Leo replied, clearly wanting to see where I went with this while also wondering if Joan could hear this. I understood his predicament, but he needed to know this sooner than later.
"A few, but the main one was taking her to see the CEO of Lyn Corporation. I doubt I know Joan as well as you, but I can tell she has some extremely strong beliefs. It is doubtful in the extreme that they coincide with ours, given that she is a superhero and most regard us as villains. Taking her to a high powered corporate meeting cannot be a good idea. These ideological differences need to be worked out before you decide to take her to a different MP, CEO, or diplomat and she offends the wrong person. In chess, the Queen is able to move around the most not because she is the most powerful piece on the board, but because she gets into trouble the easiest. This time, we got lucky and I just have to wear a dress and spend your money for a week. It is doubtful we will be as lucky next time".
So, I borrowed the PHO omake generator,and made something. Because if the internet can't jump to the wrong conclusion, is it the internet? The spacing is wack, but the bbcode was generated from this website: PHO Interlude Wizard!
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♦ Topic: White Dragon
In: Boards ► Great Britain -> Local News
Aloha (Original Poster)
Posted On Mar 2nd 2013:
So, I heard that a literal dragon was rampaging across Scottland. Apparently, there were photos [link] [link] of it as well. Um, can someone summon King Arthur? We need the knights of the round table
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►Iblis
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
And here I thought Dodge was supposed to be something in America. Welp, time to go to Australia. I'll take spiders over dragons any day of the week.
►Nod (Banned)
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
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Mod Edit: Deleted for violence.
►Deimos
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
Really, humans taste good with catchup? Someone ban him.
►Feychick
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
My, my, my. What hath this dragon wrought? I wonder if she'll start kidnapping princesses and sleeping on piles of gold. IF she does, I have a dress for her to wear.
►QwertyD
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
That's not creepy at all Faechick. Now on to important matters, which princess should we ship them with?
Mod Edit: Guys, we don't know enough about drake biology for these sorts of things, and this isn't a beastiality board. I think there may be lèse-maesté concerns as wel especialy if you start naming real princesses. Don't make me lock this thread.
►Forgotten Creator
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
I've got it, we can set up a ship between the dragon and Sentinel. She's kind of a princess and she has huge tracts of land.
►Mr. Fabuu
Replied On Mar 2nd 2013:
I can see it now.
The drake stared longingly at the herione. With a deep voice, he declared, "you have been interrupting my meals in my territory". The heroine felt ashamed. She knew the poor thing was just trying to eat, and knew exactly how to make it up to him.
"I'm sure there's something I can offer? Would you like to nest in these hills" she said
Mod_Edit: And this thread is now locked. Just no. Also, there are other forums for that sort of thing. You are on the internet, you can find other sources of adult entertainment.
