NoisyMatchStar
Lord of all that is Purple
- Location
- Pittsburgh
(X) Go Talk to uncle Ben.
Spider Man and Friends Quest!
- Thread starter Cherico
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Honest Johns
Cherico
Machine
(x) Talk to John.
The two of you fly over to Johns place a creepy victorian house that his family owns.
He looks at you and then at Karen.
"You two shag again."
The two of you start coughing as he sighs.
"Please tell me the bloody love birds are back together again."
Karen hugs you.
"Yeah John were together again."
"Thank god, the sexual tension was driving me bleeding crazy. Your a right bitch when your not with Pete, and Pete when your not with her your bleeding depressing. My razor blades hung them selves last time you lot broke up."
He lights a cigarette, and you hear a knock at the door.
"You got the stuff?"
"You got the money?"
A blond boy around your age walks in and hands John Constantine some cash. John pulls out a cartoon of cigarettes.
"Pleasure doing business with you wade."
Karen rolls her eyes and talks to wade.
"You know that stuff gives you cancer."
Wade laughs at you.
"Look, your like smoking hot, heh smoking so Im going to tell you some thing. Cigattes only take time off the end of your life and those years suck any ways. Plus smoking makes you look cool and once I flash these babies"
He pulls out a box with a skull on it.
"Wade Wilson will be the life of the Par Tay!"
Wade leaves with his ciggarettes.
"Really John drug dealing?"
"A blokes got to eat Pete."
"I want to start a business."
"What kind?"
"Wizards for hire."
John nodds.
"All right Im game what do we do?"
(x) Talk to Uncle Ben.
(X) Talk to Harry
(X) Write in.
The two of you fly over to Johns place a creepy victorian house that his family owns.
He looks at you and then at Karen.
"You two shag again."
The two of you start coughing as he sighs.
"Please tell me the bloody love birds are back together again."
Karen hugs you.
"Yeah John were together again."
"Thank god, the sexual tension was driving me bleeding crazy. Your a right bitch when your not with Pete, and Pete when your not with her your bleeding depressing. My razor blades hung them selves last time you lot broke up."
He lights a cigarette, and you hear a knock at the door.
"You got the stuff?"
"You got the money?"
A blond boy around your age walks in and hands John Constantine some cash. John pulls out a cartoon of cigarettes.
"Pleasure doing business with you wade."
Karen rolls her eyes and talks to wade.
"You know that stuff gives you cancer."
Wade laughs at you.
"Look, your like smoking hot, heh smoking so Im going to tell you some thing. Cigattes only take time off the end of your life and those years suck any ways. Plus smoking makes you look cool and once I flash these babies"
He pulls out a box with a skull on it.
"Wade Wilson will be the life of the Par Tay!"
Wade leaves with his ciggarettes.
"Really John drug dealing?"
"A blokes got to eat Pete."
"I want to start a business."
"What kind?"
"Wizards for hire."
John nodds.
"All right Im game what do we do?"
(x) Talk to Uncle Ben.
(X) Talk to Harry
(X) Write in.
- Location
- Poland
I swear to god, this wasn't suppossed to work! It'll blow up in everyone's face. Did nobody remember that super heroes are supposed to register? So we better not do anything heroic. Like I dunno, take cases that might involve vampires or something. Find a way to pass it to Blade or something. It's also highly suspicious. The only option with no mentor and terrible money? Suspicious.
Also, Peter and John are the ultimate demon magnets or what?
The relationship with Karen is just like a box of chocolates, you're never know what you gonna get, but it's pretty much just sweetness. I think the metaphore ran away from me, nvm then. How the hell did getting into a relationship with her unlock other routes? Is this going to be a harem route again?
Also, Peter and John are the ultimate demon magnets or what?
The relationship with Karen is just like a box of chocolates, you're never know what you gonna get, but it's pretty much just sweetness. I think the metaphore ran away from me, nvm then. How the hell did getting into a relationship with her unlock other routes? Is this going to be a harem route again?
Neo-Chan
Extremely hungover College student
- Location
- North Carolina
(x) Talk to Uncle Ben
Oh my god
once again John proves that no matter the world he's still a giant dick we just made Deadpool although on the bright side we may be able to recruit him later. Which reminds me we should make sure to recruit X-23 when ever she brakes out the only downside would be dealing with her minder Kurma lucky both John and Karen could hard counter her.
Dude theirs a big difference between vigilante and contractors we will not be going out in a mask beating up crooks we will be getting hired to do jobs if a job happens to have us end up beating up some people it still doesn't count as being a vigilante therefore they cant touch us. After all just because you have powers and get int a fight doesn't mean your a Hero that's the thing about laws like that there are a crap ton of loop holes.
Oh my god
once again John proves that no matter the world he's still a giant dick we just made Deadpool although on the bright side we may be able to recruit him later. Which reminds me we should make sure to recruit X-23 when ever she brakes out the only downside would be dealing with her minder Kurma lucky both John and Karen could hard counter her.Dude theirs a big difference between vigilante and contractors we will not be going out in a mask beating up crooks we will be getting hired to do jobs if a job happens to have us end up beating up some people it still doesn't count as being a vigilante therefore they cant touch us. After all just because you have powers and get int a fight doesn't mean your a Hero that's the thing about laws like that there are a crap ton of loop holes.
i'm gonna vote to stick with Karen.
as for our path: we're basically super power private detectives which puts us under a whole different set of laws.
Uncle Ben talks about rice.
Cherico
Machine
(x) Talk to Uncle Ben.
John walks next to you in his traditional trench coat and tie, some how managing to look disreputble and disheveled dispite that. Karen is on the other side she's in a more normal outfit you walk in. Uncle Ben looks up at you and then at Karen.
"You didn't come home last night, were you with Karen or John?"
Karen blushes.
"Um."
"Oh thank god."
Uncle Ben lets out a sigh of relief.
"What?"
"Look Pete the worst thing that can happen if your with Karen is that you knock her up, but with John well."
John looks affronted.
"Oi! Im insulted."
Uncle men looks him in the eye
"Fuckpig."
"One time, I summon one deamon and you lot never let me forget it!"
"Fuckpig."
You grimace.
"He kind of has a point John."
"It was one bloody mistake I wont make it again, next time I will use the right salt and."
"We all agreed John no more deamon's not after that."
The four of you shudder.
"Bloody Panses you lot are."
John goes into the kitchen to mooch some food.
"I want to set up my own business Wizards for hire."
Uncle Ben Grimaces.
"Your Aunt will go balistic Pete."
"We need more money."
Uncle Ben sighs.
"Im not letting you put an add in the newspaper I don't need that level of drama, but Im willing to work with you. I know Captan Stacy he can put you in touch with the citys paranormal department. Or you can do some work with the union the docks are full of people who could use the ocasional luck spell."
(X) You stand on your own
Pure independent.
Gain the home owner perk
(x) Work with the police as a subcontractor
Limited oversite
Gain Blue Line of Silence perk
(x) Im a union man through and through
Limited oversite
Gain working class hero perk
(x) Im going to talk to harry's Dad
Limited oversite
Gain 1d4 to your wealth status.
John walks next to you in his traditional trench coat and tie, some how managing to look disreputble and disheveled dispite that. Karen is on the other side she's in a more normal outfit you walk in. Uncle Ben looks up at you and then at Karen.
"You didn't come home last night, were you with Karen or John?"
Karen blushes.
"Um."
"Oh thank god."
Uncle Ben lets out a sigh of relief.
"What?"
"Look Pete the worst thing that can happen if your with Karen is that you knock her up, but with John well."
John looks affronted.
"Oi! Im insulted."
Uncle men looks him in the eye
"Fuckpig."
"One time, I summon one deamon and you lot never let me forget it!"
"Fuckpig."
You grimace.
"He kind of has a point John."
"It was one bloody mistake I wont make it again, next time I will use the right salt and."
"We all agreed John no more deamon's not after that."
The four of you shudder.
"Bloody Panses you lot are."
John goes into the kitchen to mooch some food.
"I want to set up my own business Wizards for hire."
Uncle Ben Grimaces.
"Your Aunt will go balistic Pete."
"We need more money."
Uncle Ben sighs.
"Im not letting you put an add in the newspaper I don't need that level of drama, but Im willing to work with you. I know Captan Stacy he can put you in touch with the citys paranormal department. Or you can do some work with the union the docks are full of people who could use the ocasional luck spell."
(X) You stand on your own
Pure independent.
Gain the home owner perk
(x) Work with the police as a subcontractor
Limited oversite
Gain Blue Line of Silence perk
(x) Im a union man through and through
Limited oversite
Gain working class hero perk
(x) Im going to talk to harry's Dad
Limited oversite
Gain 1d4 to your wealth status.
Neo-Chan
Extremely hungover College student
- Location
- North Carolina
(X) You stand on your own
Peter is a fucking genius, John is the greatest Con man in the world, and Karen isBullshit kryptonian. Worse come to worse we can have Karen fly into outer space find a asteroid and get some Platinum and gold from it. That's the thing about having the bullshit powers of superman it would be ridiculously easy to get rich with his powers the only reason he isn't is because for some damn reason the few people with the powers needed to do it never think about it.
Peter is a fucking genius, John is the greatest Con man in the world, and Karen is
Cherico
Machine
Explaning wealth levels
Cannon Peter Parker had a Wealth level of F
Your incapable of living on your own, money is always tight and your one screw up away from living on the streets.
D is your current wealth level, you make about the same money as a member of the working class. If you budget just right your going to be just fine. You may not have a lot of luxuries but you have what you need.
C is lower middle class you have some more luxuries and have a decent standard of living. You can raise a family on a wealth level of C.
B is middle class, you make as much as a lawyer or an accountant unless your stupid about budgeting your going to be fine.
A is upper class, your officially rich if on the lower rungs of it.
S welcome to the one percent.
Cannon Peter Parker had a Wealth level of F
Your incapable of living on your own, money is always tight and your one screw up away from living on the streets.
D is your current wealth level, you make about the same money as a member of the working class. If you budget just right your going to be just fine. You may not have a lot of luxuries but you have what you need.
C is lower middle class you have some more luxuries and have a decent standard of living. You can raise a family on a wealth level of C.
B is middle class, you make as much as a lawyer or an accountant unless your stupid about budgeting your going to be fine.
A is upper class, your officially rich if on the lower rungs of it.
S welcome to the one percent.
Neo-Chan
Extremely hungover College student
- Location
- North Carolina
I'm perfectly fine with working our way up especially since this is marvel combined with DC they probably have world ending disasters every year, if we don't get a major payday by our second month then something weird is going on.
Neo-Chan
Extremely hungover College student
- Location
- North Carolina
Because canon is already fucked to hell even if we did work for Oscorp they would only be funding us we wont be in on all their secret programs and stuff besides we are not Spider Man and we wont be Spider Man. If Norman does go green then he's not gonna be focused on us hell he will probably be focused on Stark(Iron Man) and Wayne(Batman) in the words of a very smart man not our problem. Besides i do not want to be any where near that motherfucker until we have more experience Green Goblin is fucking dangerous to his arch enemy i for one don't want to be on his fucking mind let Batman handle him he's used to crazy people. That's the thing with being a rouge when a crazy guy on a glider is going around blowing shit up in the city you don't go out and fight him you let someone else do that shit. Unless someone hires you to fight him in which case the problem becomes a pay day and even then we wouldn't fight him when he's out causing havoc. No we wait for him to go home and take of all his high tech toys then john does a tracking spell we find where he lives observe him for a bit and then ambush him when he's got his guard down, god i love not being a hero.
Selling out
Cherico
Machine
Meh screw it theres enough votes for one last thing before I go to bed.
Harry wins...
Harry leads you to his father.
"Harry tells me the three of you are starting a wizards for hire thing."
You nod.
"Ok convince me."
What happens next is a masterwork of bullshit, you talk up your magical skills, Johns skills, and what the three of you bring to the table. Healing, information gathering, and other edges. Norman Osborn listens with rapt attention and then brings out his lawyers.
"Im going to give you and your friends a chance Peter a two year contract. I need you to save this company and Im willing to pay you what you say your worth."
You look at the contract
roll 1d4...
Devils luck you rolled a 4.
You look at the Zero's your going to be making a six figure income the three of you will get two hundred thousand dollars a year. A Osborn provided corperate appartment if needed and two assistants of choice. You are now the leader of Oscorp's paranormal devision.
Your given a list of things that the CEO wants solved.
(X) Some one has been embezzeling money from the company. The accountants say that ten percent of the companies profits are being stolen. Find the theif and return the funds.
(X) The R and D team need help. Perhaps paranormal help.
(X) Some one is knocking over shipments and wreaking your factories. Make it stop.
(x) Gather information on Oscorps competition, any dirt may mean that oscorp gets a much needed government contract instead of a competitor.
(X) write in.
Harry wins...
Harry leads you to his father.
"Harry tells me the three of you are starting a wizards for hire thing."
You nod.
"Ok convince me."
What happens next is a masterwork of bullshit, you talk up your magical skills, Johns skills, and what the three of you bring to the table. Healing, information gathering, and other edges. Norman Osborn listens with rapt attention and then brings out his lawyers.
"Im going to give you and your friends a chance Peter a two year contract. I need you to save this company and Im willing to pay you what you say your worth."
You look at the contract
roll 1d4...
Devils luck you rolled a 4.
You look at the Zero's your going to be making a six figure income the three of you will get two hundred thousand dollars a year. A Osborn provided corperate appartment if needed and two assistants of choice. You are now the leader of Oscorp's paranormal devision.
Your given a list of things that the CEO wants solved.
(X) Some one has been embezzeling money from the company. The accountants say that ten percent of the companies profits are being stolen. Find the theif and return the funds.
(X) The R and D team need help. Perhaps paranormal help.
(X) Some one is knocking over shipments and wreaking your factories. Make it stop.
(x) Gather information on Oscorps competition, any dirt may mean that oscorp gets a much needed government contract instead of a competitor.
(X) write in.
We have healing magic that Norman know already,We just need to be near him to heal him with magic instead of try to pick a fight.
Funding scholarship to Hitler instead of assasinate him with time travel is my prefer method.
At this point in time Norman still a good guy.
