So You've Been Hit By A Truck

[X] Thug (Distinctions: Will, Athletics)
We are hot blooded and our favored class is warrior so it only fits

[X] Grandfather Gun: A sturdy length of hard wood, reinforced at the tips with iron. Beloved by monks, mages and beggars alike.
Wuxia staple plus is for the balance build also blunt=armor piercing with enoufh strenght.
[X] You raise your weapon and kiai, rallying the defenders into action.
Hotblooded Rally!
 
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[X] Lookout (Distinctions: Notice, Lore)
[X] Grandfather Gun: A sturdy length of hard wood, reinforced at the tips with iron. Beloved by monks, mages and beggars alike.
[X] You pull the bandits into your cunning trap.
 
[X] Thug (Distinctions: Will, Athletics)
[X] Grandfather Gun: A sturdy length of hard wood, reinforced at the tips with iron. Beloved by monks, mages and beggars alike.
[X] You pull the bandits into your cunning trap.

We'z a clever ork.

Also gotta be staff or spear. Not enough heroes using staves or spears today.
Staves are for cool kids.

Potential character development: We go from a street thug with anger issues and eventually become a wise and venerable warrior under whats-her-face's tutelage.
 
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[X] Thug (Distinctions: Will, Athletics)
[X] Grandfather Gun
[X] You pull the bandits into your cunning trap

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[Grandfather Gun equipped! Armor:2 while equipped.]
[Thug Backstory chosen! +2 to Overcome actions with Will and Athletics]

You take up Grandfather Gun, feel the heft of well worn wood. The tips are a old bronze that mutes the raging firelight to a warm glow. The slight imprints of countless fingers add gripping texture; your fingers work into their grooves, completing the circuit between man and weapon. You hold the staff one handed and over your shoulder, seemingly nonchalant but in a ready stance. Even holding it thusly makes you feel solid, yet flexible; mighty oak and whispering willow.

You look at the bandits walking into death ground and give them a proper greeting.

"Oi, you dogs come to get beat?" You yawn and scratch at your wild black mane.

"You think a piece of wood scares us, boy?" One of the bandits scoffs, pulling out a crude looking pistol inlaid with red Dragon Pearls. "Grandfather needs to be put down, the real guns come from beyond the sea."

The other bandits chuckle menacingly, moving to surround you. A few more are coming from the sides, you subtly shift to put your back against the weapon rack.

"I've seen better." You snicker, pointing to his pistol with your staff. "That piece of shit," you point to him, "held by that piece of shit, is no match for me and ol' Granddaddy."

The bandit snorts, furious. "Impertinent little-! Take your hubris with you to the grave!" He fumbles with the hammer and the incantation to activate the Dragon Pearls, you've clearly gotten in his head.

That bit of hesitation is all you need to step in, moving your staff in a tight parry. You push the bandit's gun away, the seam between metal and wood on your staff pushing his forefinger off the trigger.

You give him a bored look. "If I had even a single coin for every time some punk said those exact words, I would be able to buy this joint."

"Why you little-" He tries to grab you with with his free hand; you grab the staff with your free hand and force him, gun hand down to the ground. Trapped between the grip of his gun and the metal between his fingers, he falls to a knee.

"I could get used to this kneeling thing. Now bow your head, fool!" You smack him in the head with the free end of your staff. His head snaps back, then lolls forward.

You see one of the other bandits pull a brutal looking Dao, sawbladed from years of misuse and butchery. He moves to charge: you crouch down, break the bandit on you's hand, slide the pistol over to your open hand, bark the incantation and shoot him in the knee.

[Red Dragon Pistol get! Added to inventory. 2 slots remaining]

You return to a standing position, slipping the pistol into your ratty pants. "Two Worlds Secret Art: Indiana Method. If you all become my disciples, I'll teach you that and more."

The bandits waver slightly, but don't capitulate. You see a big, Fist of the North Star looking midboss approaching through the window and guess that's why.

"No takers?" You grin a wolfish thing and take a proper fighting stance. "Your loss."

Your aura flares with confidence; life as a Thug has taught you to cultivate your presence as much as your body. Physical size means nothing to the martial spirit; even giants will cower as a mouse against superior cultivation. Given what you looked like, you stopped a great many fights with a killing glance and measured exhale. You've won many more by hiding your aura until the perfect time to strike; you seek to do so here since...

[ ] You previously trapped this area with grease and fishing line attached to the blades on the wall. Advance or retreat, once they trip the wires, they get skewered. [Starting Job: Scoundrel]
[ ] Your footwork against the firebugs was secretly walking the trigrams. A drop of blood and you curse the thugs against you to be consumed in their own flames. [Starting Job: Warlock]
[ ] You led them to step on oracle bones you carved into talismans. The souls therein will mingle with the ashes around you and turn your visage into that of every person they have killed. [Starting Job: Necromancer]
 
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[X] Your footwork against the firebugs was secretly walking the trigrams. A drop of blood and you curse the thugs against you to be consumed in their own flames. [Starting Job: Warlock]
 
[X] You led them to step on oracle bones you carved into talismans. The souls therein will mingle with the ashes around you and turn your visage into that of every person they have killed. [Starting Job: Necromancer]
 
[X] You previously trapped this area with grease and fishing line attached to the blades on the wall. Advance or retreat, once they trip the wires, they get skewered. [Starting Job: Scoundrel]

Time to be a Monkey King Strong and Cunning

This is what i imagine what our MG transform willl look like minus tail and puffy pants instead of skirt
 
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[X] You previously trapped this area with grease and fishing line attached to the blades on the wall. Advance or retreat, once they trip the wires, they get skewered. [Starting Job: Scoundrel]
 
[X] Your footwork against the firebugs was secretly walking the trigrams. A drop of blood and you curse the thugs against you to be consumed in their own flames. [Starting Job: Warlock]

This would be closer to monkey king really.
 
Druid to be honest but no Druid so went with monkeys guile and his penchant for trickery. Also idrk how good our stats mesh well with spell caster classes so went with the only physical one
 
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Druid to be honest but no Druid so went with monkeys guile and his penchant for trickery. Also idrk how good our stats mesh well with spell caster classes so went with the only physical one

Since this is wuxia-flavored, every Job can throw down with a weapon at least a little. Also, each Job presented is compatible with at least one good stat Camille has.
 
So can we have multiple Jobs like ragnarok? Ps. Are these Wuxia warlocks demon and fire ones or the more diverse dark magician and summoner kind?
 
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So can we have multiple Jobs like ragnarok? Ps. Are these Wuxia warlocks demon and fire ones or the more diverse dark magician and summoner kind?

You can have abilities from multiple Jobs at a time, but only one Job. Think FFT.

Also, Warlock is hexes and blasting, like a Witch/Dark Knight.
 
[X] You previously trapped this area with grease and fishing line attached to the blades on the wall. Advance or retreat, once they trip the wires, they get skewered. [Starting Job: Scoundrel]
I wanna go physical starting job for most affinity magic is nice and all but we can job that after scoundrel
 
I'm tempted to go Necromancer, because I friggin' love Necromancers that don't match the usual stereotype of "creepy old guy who is way too into corpses and also is a cackling evil villain and/or a super misunderstood totally decent dude", and so the idea of SkelePunk is incredibly tempting.

On the other hand Scoundrel is 100% in character, and keeps the setting thus far fairly low magic, which is also nice. I'd like it if magic stayed something that really advanced dudes do in towers and sometimes they give Tom a scroll of Clean Dishes that he can use but otherwise he can't into magic.

[X] Scoundrel
 
So what chance does Hiiro have of being a pain in the butt later in the quest?
 
None, because he was banned :V

But more seriously, he's probably going to come riding through some dimensional warp and become the BBEG or something. I suppose he could just never matter again, but seeing as we basically made him become GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD he's probably going to Gilgamesh his way into things eventually.
 
So what chance does Hiiro have of being a pain in the butt later in the quest?
He'll be a End/Mid-Game Boss when he gets bored/is roped into invading other dimensions during his power trip. Probably has a harem as a mini-boss squad.

I really, really hope he gets sealed into a rock or something. Hiiro embodies everything I hate about the Isekai genre, and just reading about the guy makes me irrationally angry.
 
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[X] You previously trapped this area with grease and fishing line attached to the blades on the wall. Advance or retreat, once they trip the wires, they get skewered. [Starting Job: Scoundrel]

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People assume a great many things about you: your class, your intelligence, even your gender. Because you're a banchou, they think you lowborn. Because you skipped school, they consider you stupid. Because you respect your appearance and Aneki's memory, they consider you deviant. You are no lowborn dog, nor are you a deviant.

As these dogs are soon to learn, you are no fool.

[Scoundrel Job Unlock! Wits up!]
[Cunning Trap Unlocked!]
[Against All Tyrants Unlocked!]

You bait the first bandit by leaving an obvious gap in your defense; he raises a similarly worn dao as his kneecapped compatriot and swings wildly at your head. You sweep left, out of the blow, and guide his lead leg with your staff. He steps onto a greased patch of floor; the momentum carries him forward into a spider's web of invisible wire. He goes down thrashing, signing the death warrants of all who oppose you.

The wires pull on spears and swords above the weapon rack, sending them hurtling into the bandits. All are skewered, most are incapacitated. Those who still fight, you clean up with strikes to the head and body.

From the sounds of battle around you, most of the bandits have been driven back, but many of your own have been slain. The fire rages throughout the orphanage, turning it into a vision of hell. A suitable location for a sinner like you.

The Fist of the North Star looking mid boss strides forth to see his men beaten by your hand. You see him covered in animal pelts and chains, wicked gauntlets and a necklace of bronzed skulls the only metal on him.

You call out to the mid boss. "Oi, are you here to give me a challenge?" You tap your staff on your shoulder, other hand on your hip.

"Impertinent bastard, I am Abeshi the Killing Mountain." The mid boss pounds on his massive, muscled chest. He's pushing seven feet and is built like his namesake.

"Abeshi, huh?" You grin and point to him; you've always wanted to do this. "Well then, you are already dead."

Abeshi laughs like an avalanche. "I will pick my teeth with your bones, little girl."

You snarl and kick one of the scattered blades at Abeshi, using them as cover for your attack. "I am a MAN!"

The blades sink into his flesh; he's too big and too slow to dodge them. You thrust your staff at his knee, looking to cripple him like the others.

He checks your thrust with a gargantuan shin; he's unarmored but it feels like you've hit solid iron. The blades in his flesh fall out; he's barely injured.

"Nuhuhu, look well. This is the power of Iron Mountain qi gong!" He smashes you with a steel girder lariat. "Now allow me to demonstrate the other half of my namesake."

You roll out of the way of a skull-crushing stomp, taking care to avoid your own trap. Abeshi moves through the field of blades like a glacier on cocaine, unheeding of the weapons piercing him. Bandits beg to him, he crushes them in his path. He kicks one of the corpses into you; you slip it and it splatters against the wall.

"Kicking trash around, huh?" You're hurting badly from that one hit, but you notice Abeshi's wounded from your blade trap. His face has a single bloody slash, worse than the rest. If you can just exploit those...

You kick more blades at him, then trigger another tripwire of yours. A slender, rapier-like jian falls from the sky; you smash it like a baseball into Abeshi. He bats away the chaff blades with a single paw, but gets caught by the jian in the chest.

"Your pinpricks do not injure me, little man!" Abeshi roars. "Now stand and deliver!"

He's bleeding, ever so slightly, from the wounds he's taken. The jian wobbles in his chest; it caught deep. Just as you hoped. This guy's tough. But like all tough guys, they think they're invincible. You've made a career of shattering those delusions.

You let him close to just outside your staff's effective range, then sweep it across the rough stone floor. It picks up grease, the metal tip sparks, and the oven air does the rest; a flash of fire and hot oil fly into Abeshi's face. He screams and clutches at his eyes.

"Your qi gong missed a spot," you snicker. "But I won't."

You step forward, center your body, and unleash rapid staff strikes to the wounded parts of Abeshi's body. The more you hit, the more the wounds open, the more each blow affects him. By the 80s, he's quivering with each thrust while you yelp like Kenshiro.

For the hundredth strike, you take your staff, working through a kata you've practiced myriad times. Your aura flares with...
[ ] Burning Red [Fire cultivation]
[ ] Dancing Blue [Wood cultivation]
[ ] Shocking Yellow [Earth cultivation]
[ ] Gleaming White [Metal cultivation]
[ ] Shining Black [Water cultivation]

As you strike at the jian and through Abeshi's heart. He collapses before you, grasping at his many wounds.

"Yo, what was your name again?" You do a flourish with your staff. "I like knowing the names of those I send to hell."

"A...A..." His wounds start to glow with the color of your aura. "ABESHIIIIIIII!"

He explodes in light.

You look around you; the orphanage is saved, but the place has burnt basically to the ground. No one is left uninjured except you and..

[ ] A willowy looking boy clutching a bow and arrow, hiding behind a support beam.
[ ] A large, muscular boy carrying wounded over his shoulders.
[ ] A toned, horned girl holding a support beam up alone.
[ ] A small, pixie looking girl holding a rifle and picking off straggling bandits.
 
[X] Gleaming White [Metal cultivation]

[X] A toned, horned girl holding a support beam up alone.
 
[X] Shining Black [Water cultivation]

[X] A small, pixie looking girl holding a rifle and picking off straggling bandits.

When one softly moves into the water, and gracefully asks of it to move aside and allow entry, the water flows and ripples, and moves aside. But those who smack upon the water, and demand it move for them, shall find it more unyielding than a wall of cast iron before the blandishments of a firefly. The water rarely roars, but when it does, those in its domain should do well to take heed, for the water speaks softly, yet carries a large gun.
 
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