No, they saw my tear supply and told me I needed to sober up and stop playing with your emotions.

They instead caused me to crit the action that will give you the greatest reward I conceived for this part of the quest.

Like I said, the rewards you will receive in part three of making the hospital system great again will be insane enough to make me drink again.

INSANE!
Yeah, but having two people with better med skills before the C rank is pretty valuable.
 
And then we get our next hospital roll and get either a natural 100... or a natural 1. Which I'll interpret as somebody detonating a bioweapon inside the building.
 
Random thought (that someone else has probably already had and likely doesn't work anyway): We make genjutsu turn real, right? That's whole bloodline shtick?
In that case, we should learn how to heal people by putting a genjutsu on them that makes it seem as if they're fully healed, then make that illusion real.
 
Random thought (that someone else has probably already had and likely doesn't work anyway): We make genjutsu turn real, right? That's whole bloodline shtick?
In that case, we should learn how to heal people by putting a genjutsu on them that makes it seem as if they're fully healed, then make that illusion real.
Don't need to learn that, you already know healing hand jutsu.
 
You can make a genjutsu and warp reality to where you can.;)
That was my point, but there are very likely strong downsides.

The first is that its not really us doing the detailwork, or even the Beast. There is just too much raw information involved in making a single sunflower seed, too much for anything short of a god, so clearly something else is at play. We provide an outline, a stencil of what we want, and let the universe flow in and find the pattern that makes the most sense.

What makes the most sense to the universe in those places we don't, can't define would very much involve our rolling dice with very high stakes. What happens when you plant that sunflower seed? Did you really fully conceptualize what a sunflower is and does down to the last detail? No: You just pictured the seed. This could end poorly with a human body.

The second is that the power, in extreme applications, seems to have a corrosive effect. A trained, hardened S-Class Jonin had to take a sanity roll just by being witness. Just seeing something strictly material can't do that so I have to assume this is like fucking around with Warhammer's Warp, even if we are personally protected by effectively being a hereditary Daemonhost. Again, convincing the universe to drop its plans for a given chunk of itself and go with your idea instead.

Especially if what you ask for is impossible, like with the hawk. You start risking your acting like Missingno from Pokemon, a living buffer overflow error.

So, yeah, messing with Hagoromo and Kaguya-level conceptual bullshit is scary.
 
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That was my point, but there are very likely strong downsides
Oh yeah... you might give them a blind eye, or rip away part of their face and replace it with a monstrosity out of humanity's nightmares.

The first is that its not really us doing the detailwork, or even the Beast. There is just too much raw information involved in making a single sunflower seed, too much for anything short of a god, so clearly something else is at play. We provide an outline, a stencil of what we want, and let the universe flow in and find the pattern that makes the most sense.
Yep. I follow the chaos theory approach when it comes to doing things involving playing god. Or rather the law of equivalency exchange.

You do something that wrecks with the flow of the universe, you pay the consequences.

The second is that the power, in extreme applications, seems to have a corrosive effect. A trained, hardened S-Class Jonin had to take a sanity roll just by being witness. Just seeing something strictly material can't do that so I have to assume this is like fucking around with Warhammer's Warp, even if we are personally protected by effectively being a hereditary Daemonhost. Again, convincing the universe to drop its plans for a given chunk of itself and go with your idea instead.
When we do something insane with our powers, it takes a toll on the human mind to where they will literally cannot desern reality and the genjutsu we cast.

That alone will fuck with a human brain if they are unlucky. And if they are, they will realize that saying kei is not enough and flee for their lives.
Especially if what you ask for is impossible, like with the hawk. You start risking your acting like Missingno from Pokemon, a living buffer overflow error.

So, yeah, messing with Hagoromo and Kaguya-level conceptual bullshit is scary.
Yeah... using the warp is an accurate assessment.

Only instead of chaos gods and deamons trying to eat us, it's our own sub councious and beast going to eat us.
 
The C-Rank Part 1: Briefing and Gifts.
The C-Rank Part 1: Briefing and gifts.

"The Mission is rather simple." Danzo stated. "We are to go to the Capital and guard the daimyo's son during the Fire Festival and than we can go home. Are there any questions?"

You raised your hand. 'Do we have any idea why he would need bodyguards when the Twelve Guardian Ninja are protecting him?'

That made Danzo frown. "The Guardian nin are preoccupied at the moment and he is under no threat in the palace or the city."

"With what?" Nanko asked.

"Guarding the Daimyo." Danzo stated as if he was telling you the weather.

"Why can't one of the guardians protect his son while he's at the festival?" Tsunade asked.

"The Daimyo has made himself an enemy with a lot of other daimyo. They believe he is leveraging Konoha's military strength and his own military dominance to force the Daimyo to reestablish the shogunate, and crown an emperor" Danzo's statement caught you off guard. "And his son is not the threat his father is."

'Wait a sec? We have an emperor and a shogunate?' You asked. This was news to you, the classes at the academy did not say anything about a shogunate or an emperor. Tsunade and Nanako also had the same looks of confusion on their faces.

Danzo shook his head. "Hundreds of years ago, back before the warring states created enough anarchy and destruction that allowed the ninja clans to rise to prominence, and get to where we are today."

"But won't that cause a whole shake up?" Nanako asked. "I doubt the other daimyo would be happy if he pulled that off."

"You are correct… But that is not why we are going to the Capital." Danzo stated. "We are protecting the man's son while he goes playing in a festival, not trying to affect international politics with our influence."

There was a pause. "Speaking of influence, I have a gift for you all." He then pulled out a sealing scroll and removed a few items. "Nanako, here is some maps of the entire city, including the sewers and rooftop routes." He handed her over the five large maps. "Memorize them before we get to the city, planning for every eventuality."

He then handed over a small book to Tsunade. "This is a book about herbalism and poison detection, and how to prevent our target from dying if he ingests it. I recommend giving it a read before we arrive."

He then looked at you. "Here take this."

What does Danzo Give you?:

[]A Picture of the Client: "Memorize every detail of his face. You are the one with the best chakra control besides myself, and can stay under the Henge the Longest. You will be the body double that will perform the ceremony." (Starts: Seeing Double Arc)

[]A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)

[]A Set of Custom Made Samurai Armor: "This is your size I hope? The festival has a Child Samurai contest among the nobility, where all the noble's children will dress up in armor and fight a mock battle amongst themselves, renacting one of the Land of Fires most famous samurai Battles, "The Battle of Kanabi River." That is the time when the Daiymo's son will be most vulnerable, when fighting in that battle. You will make sure nothing happens to him" (Starts: Ninja in Armor Arc)

[]A Scroll: "Do not open it until I give the Order." (Starts: The Phoenix Rises Arc)

AN: Enjoy.
 
[x]A Scroll: "Do not open it until I give the Order." (Starts: The Phoenix Rises Arc)

Options 1 and 2 are damn near impossible as a mute. Option 3 is similar, but due to our complete lack of sword skills.
 
[X] A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)

We are a spy, after all.
 
[x]A Scroll: "Do not open it until I give the Order." (Starts: The Phoenix Rises Arc)

Options 1 and 2 are damn near impossible as a mute. Option 3 is similar, but due to our complete lack of sword skills.
we just have to wear the armour, if someone actually attacks him we can just gen/tai jutsu it up.
[X] A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)

We are a spy, after all.
a mute spy... talking is likely necessary.
 
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[X]A Scroll: "Do not open it until I give the Order." (Starts: The Phoenix Rises Arc)

This or the armor one sounds good to me.

Mystery option seems most likely to have Danzig shenanigans.
 
Body double seems like it'd have too high a price for a backfire if someone wants to talk to us. The armor actually is an option given that it's nobles' children that are wearing them, so sword skills aren't necessary, but I'd prefer to have the mobility of not wearing armor. Given the way this quest operates I have about zero trust in the mystery box. A lady in waiting, however, may rarely need to speak, and indeed could plausibly be ordered not to by a higher ranking member of court.

[X]A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)
 
Mystery box no. Magoose knows us too well.

[X]A Set of Custom Made Samurai Armor: "This is your size I hope? The festival has a Child Samurai contest among the nobility, where all the noble's children will dress up in armor and fight a mock battle amongst themselves, renacting one of the Land of Fires most famous samurai Battles, "The Battle of Kanabi River." That is the time when the Daiymo's son will be most vulnerable, when fighting in that battle. You will make sure nothing happens to him" (Starts: Ninja in Armor Arc)

[X]A Scroll: "Do not open it until I give the Order." (Starts: The Phoenix Rises Arc)
 
[X]A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)

If it was impossible for us, Danzo would not have give it to us.
 
[X]A Noblewoman's Kimono: "You will be taking the roll of one of the ladies in waiting. Once you are part of the court, you will watch his every move until the festival is over." (Starts: A Familier Feeling Arc)

While I like the samurai mission, I am tentatively leaning toward this one.
 
Civilians can't detect Genjutsu or break genjutsu soo~ we can technically fake talking while being mute.

I can't decide between Armor or Scroll. The Picture I don't think is going to work for 2 reasons, 1) we don't know how he act/behaves until we meet him, 2) we haven't been trained to be a Noble with lots of etiquette lessons so any other Noble would know something is up when they see us.

The Kimono have a similar problem in that we aren't trained to be a Noblewoman, I think? It was shown in the anime that the girls get flower arranging as a lesson, which is important in impersonating a Noblewoman, so maybe we do have a bit of training to be a Noblewoman.

The Armor is good because we get armor, Samurai Armor is pretty total in its protection. It will not impede our movement but we will get tired much faster with the armor than without. If an attack does happen, we will be prepared and the enemy would also need to be prepared to deal with someone in armor or wait until they get out of that armor. If the Daimyo's kid wears Full Samurai Armor then the only way to kill him would be a blade through the eye slits or fast acting poison through the hand or legs.


The Scroll is a surprise and I don't know what to do about surprises. So I'll vote for Armor. Plus we may get to keep the armor after the mission.

[X]A Set of Custom Made Samurai Armor: "This is your size I hope? The festival has a Child Samurai contest among the nobility, where all the noble's children will dress up in armor and fight a mock battle amongst themselves, renacting one of the Land of Fires most famous samurai Battles, "The Battle of Kanabi River." That is the time when the Daiymo's son will be most vulnerable, when fighting in that battle. You will make sure nothing happens to him" (Starts: Ninja in Armor Arc)
 
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