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Shirou's Home for Heroic Spirits (F/SN AU)

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It was a peaceful day in Fuyuki city, for everyone not named Emiya Shirou.

The sun was shining...
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    It was a peaceful day in Fuyuki city, for everyone not named Emiya Shirou.

    The sun was shining, not a cloud in the sky, and the rebuilding from the most recent incident was ahead of schedule. Mostly due to the Einzberns having a lot of Homunculus to throw at the problem.

    Emiya Shirou, on the other hand, was quietly rethinking his life choices.

    All around him, what appeared to be children were running around, causing chaos.

    If a Magus was to look upon the scene, they'd immediately sense that each child was a Heroic Spirit, and go into shock. To say nothing about their reaction to what they were doing.

    Removing his face from his palm, Shirou began trying to bring order to the den of chaos.

    "Nero! Boudica! Stop throwing things at each other!" He barked. The two ignored him, and Boudica tore off another of Nero's doll's limbs to throw at the Emperor.

    "Gawain! Stop making Tamamo cry!" Shirou continued. The Knight of the Sun looked away guiltily, and Tamamo quietly released the spell she was about to throw at him.

    "Iskander, Darius, no fighting! Aoife, stop spreading rumours about me helpers! Robin, put that thing back where it came from, or so help me..."

    "Problem, Onii-chan?" Asked a smug voice. Turning around, Shirou came face-to-face with his adopted sister, the hulking form of Heracles beside her.

    "...Yes." Shirou admitted.

    "You don't have to do everything, you know." Illya noted.

    "It's a weekend." Shirou replied. "You people need a day off."

    "If you keep trying to do this by yourself, your hair's going to go white before Archer's did."

    Shirou shuddered at the thought.

    "So, Onii-chan, just let Berserker deal with this, and you can relax for a minute!"

    As Shirou opened his mouth to reject the offer, the phone started ringing. After a moment, he picked it up.

    "Emiya Residence, Shirou speaking." He said.

    "Emiya." Replied the voice of an Einzbern Homunculus. "Another Heroic Spirit just manifested."

    "Details." Shirou replied, his world-weary tone suddenly becoming deadly serious.

    The Einzbern gave a quick answer.

    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] "Assassin identified her as his rival."
    [X] "...You might not want to tell Rider about this one."
    [X] "They're in silver and red armour, and their helmet has horns. We can't figure out anything else."

    "I'll be right there." Shirou replied, hanging up.

    "Another one, Onii-chan?" Asked Illya.

    "Yeah." Shirou replied. "Could you and Berserker look after the little ones while I'm gone?"

    Illya nodded. "Sure thing! I have the perfect plan for this, too!"

    As Shirou left, shutting the door behind him, he heard what this perfect plan was. "Ice cream for everyone!"

    There was a loud squee, followed by the sound of a lot of feet.

    Shaking his head, Shirou pulled out his phone, and quickly called the one Servant who was free right now.

    [X] Saber/Arturia
    [X] Archer/EMIYA
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn
    [X] Rider/Medusa
    [X] Caster/Medea In Hawaii with Kuzuki for their honeymoon.
    [X] Berserker/Heracles With Illya. Someone has to look over the de-aged Heroic Spirits.
    [X] Assassin/Sasaki
    [X] Gilgamesh He and Enkidu are in Paris. He might murder you if you interrupt them.
     
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    • [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn
     
    [X] "They're in silver and red armour, and their helmet has horns. We can't figure out anything else."
    [X] Saber/Arturia

    The race is on to see which trainwreck wins the vote.
     
    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn

    Who could she be!?
     
    [X] "Assassin identified her as his rival."
    [X] Assassin/Sasaki

    Saber Clone Musashi?!
     
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    [X] "They're in silver and red armour, and their helmet has horns. We can't figure out anything else."
    [X] Saber/Arturia
     
    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn
     
    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn
     
    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
    [X] Lancer/CuChulainn

    Huh, I thought this quest was a AU where Shirou is a orphanage owner and he has to take care of the child versions of heroic spirits.:V Seriously though, someone should make it.
     
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    [X] "They're in silver and red armour, and their helmet has horns. We can't figure out anything else."
    [X] Saber/Arturia
     
    SlugSLinger said:
    Guys, guys.

    If there is anyone more qualified to handle kids, it would be none other than the infamous House Spirit Brownie, known also as;

    [X] Archer/EMIYA

    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
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    If it were just dealing with the kids, I'd agree with you. But the Archer Husbando Class is more suited for managing the Heroic Spirit already under our care, a task delegated to Illya and Berserker. We don't need someone to bake cookies and shout for them to stop doing things, we need someone suited to tracking down and restraining children-

    That sounds wrong, let's try again. We need a Heroic Spirit good at capturing young kids dammit. This isn't working, time to steer into the swerve. We need Bluebeard's advice or assistance.
     
    [X] Archer/EMIYA

    [X] "She looks like Aoife, and has a spear like Lancer's."
     
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