Beware uncharted lands, for there be spoilers afoot!
This may seem like it's overdue, but based on a comment I recently received elsewhere, apparently the fact that there will be spoilers to both the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime and the events of various games in the Persona Series (including but not limited to Persona 3, Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4, and Persona 5) wasn't made clear just by how the plot has unveiled.

So I'm placing a sticky post for this message: if you have not watched the original Evangelion anime, or if you have not played the Persona games — especially P3, P4, P5, and their updated re-releases — then take note that this story contains spoilers to all of them. Read at your own risk.

/that should do it
//right?
///right??
 
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7/19 - Morning to Midday


"You know, if nothing else, your receiving a concussion has provided an unusual opportunity."

Ritsuko Akagi's dry commentary elicited a weary sigh from Shinji Ikari. Sure enough, the moment he had woken up, Dr. Uehara and Nurse Takemi had given him the once over (and why oh why did their smiles seem so scary??) before releasing him into Dr. Akagi's care. From there, it was time for another session in The Tube™. As usual. "...how so?" he quietly asked.

"Scanning your brain while you're recovering from a concussion provides me an interesting variable to compare your baseline readings with," she answered. "Could provide some insight into how exactly you differ from other Persona-users."

"Ah..."

"Please, contain your excitement," she said with a sarcastic edge that was simultaneously as bored as Nebukawa-sensei's lectures sounded.

"...I guess...a lot of the stuff you talk about is over my head..."

"And yet you keep trying to talk anyway."

"...sometimes, silence is harder to deal with than talking...even if it's something I don't really know about..."

"So if 'silence is golden', then does that mean 'awkward silence is hydrogen'?"

"...eh?"

"Common enough to be everywhere, yet it's very easy to go up in flames with the slightest spark," she said, explaining her joke. "Ha ha."

"..."

"See what I mean?"

"...um..."

"Not every doctor's visit needs to be treated as a friendly visit. Sometimes, suffering in silence is the most preferable option."

"...that's...kind of sad..."

"So I've been told. But I can guarantee you that most people have had a doctor's visit like this. We just happen to run into each other more. Now, try thinking about your Persona until I tell you to stop."

Shinji huffed, letting the cool surface of the tube press against the back of his neck. So this is...normal? It felt weird to think of it that way.

Still...it allowed for greater empathy with others, even if it was a little mundane. After all, everyone struggled and dealt with the mundane...

xxxx

By the time the scans were done and Shinji had been let go, he found himself wandering the city. He was actually incredibly hungry, but for some reason grabbing lunch by himself felt a little...'meh'. That was the perfect word to describe it. 'Meh.' He could text one of his roommates...or maybe Misato-san...but actually asking someone to have lunch with him felt rude. (Sometimes, he hated how his thoughts turned against himself. Why couldn't he maintain the focus and concentration he had from the fight against the Angels?!) Ugh...I really hope this is just my concussion talking. Although...now that he thought about it some more...there was someone who he wouldn't mind seeing right now. Stuffing his hands into his pockets, he sighed. Too bad I left it back in..my...room? Blinking, he pulled his right hand out of his pocket, holding the Velvet Room Key. How did this get here? After all, it certainly hadn't been in his pocket while in NERV HQ. (...maybe it's more Velvet Room weirdness? Best not to think about it.) Sighing, Shinji gazed at the pleasing blue color, wondering how long it would take him to get to the Academy Courtyards-

SHING.

...or it could appear in a random alleyway, thought Shinji with a confused blink. Indeed: further down the alley he was walking by, the translucent door to the Velvet Room stood calmly. As if mocking him by its mere presence. 'Why yes, I'm right here. Did you miss me, you silly little teenager?' (...I really hope this is just my concussion talking.) Loosing a tired sigh, Shinji walked into the alley towards the door as it opened...

xxxx



...and, as always, he was sitting in the metal folding chair.

"HEY!" squealed Sokila.

Shinji winced at the high pitch of her yell. "Ow..."

The girl immediately paused before she could launch into a flying tackle-hug. "Uh...did I do something wrong? I didn't hurt you, did I? I'm sorry! I didn't mean-!"

"No no, you're fine...my head is just a little...sore, is all." In a way, the siren song of the Velvet Room was a soothing balm to the latent headache he still felt. "I just need to...take it easy, is all. Which means no loud noises."

"Oh...so you have a head-achey? I know about those!" The girl paused, suddenly pressing her fingers together. "Kinda...not that I have em', but someone's told me that I can cause head-acheys when I'm too much of a brat...I don't mean to be..." she murmured, withdrawing into herself.

Shinji briefly wondered who had referred to Sokila as a 'brat' (because Igor didn't seem the type), even as he felt a subconscious urge to find the person who had called her a brat and give them a piece of his mind. (Seriously, who would it be, though?) "Well...I certainly don't think you're a brat." He glanced up towards the stage, where the Velvet Room's master sat quietly. "Mister Igor? Do you mind if I take Sokila-chan outside?"

"She is your Attendant, my dear Guest. The decisions you make are yours."

It was cryptic in Igor's typical manner...and as such was oddly mundane in its expectedness. Still, he took it as permission. "Sokila-chan?"

The girl jolted out of her introspective mood, blinking up at him with wide yellow eyes. "Huh?"

"Would you like to go outside to have lunch?" The girl's response was to squeal with delight. (And the sheer volume was such that, deep down, he could at least
understand the anonymous accusation of 'brat'...even if he didn't fully agree.) "Not so loud..."

"Sorry!"


xxxx

/more points to Empathy
//still no rank up though :V
///also
////TIME FOR ANOTHER OUTING WITH SOKILA
 
Yes! Cinnamon-Bun-Chan returns!

The only problem is... Sokila. In NERV. I know it's probably just for a little bit, but... I wouldn't bring Sokila within a mile of Gendo Ikari if I could help it.
 
Yes! Cinnamon-Bun-Chan returns!

The only problem is... Sokila. In NERV. I know it's probably just for a little bit, but... I wouldn't bring Sokila within a mile of Gendo Ikari if I could help it.
Not like he can do much to her. Incredibly young Velvet Attendant or not she is still a "Ruler of Power", I'd be much worried that she sneeze a Megidola on him and not leave anything for poor Shinji. Still, do keep the creepy old man away from the innocent young girl.
 
7/19 - Early Afternoon


Shinji Ikari walked along the city sidewalk, Sokila's hand in his own. The younger girl seemed pleased with this arrangement, taking exaggerated steps and swinging his right arm with excited emphasis.

He pondered where to go for lunch, because his first suggestion — sushi — had been shot down.

("No fish!" exclaimed Sokila with an almost instinctive defiance. When he tried asking why, she simply reiterated "I don't want fish!" Somehow, he knew there was a story there, because what Japanese kid didn't like fish?)​

Although...even though she speaks the language, maybe she's not Japanese? Something about that idea seemed wrong, though...but he wasn't sure why. Speaking of which, what ethnicity is Mister Igor?

Before he could ponder such esoteric questions further, a familiar sight came into view. "Ah...how does a beef bowl sound?"

"...what's beef?" she asked with a tilt of her head.

Well, that made the decision for him.

Stepping into the colorful interior of the Big Bang Beef Bowl Shop, Shinji and Sokila were instantly directed to an open booth by the proprietor. "Enjoy your meals!" exclaimed Kunikazu Okumura as he left him a menu and a kid's menu for Sokila. Shinji watched as the man walked away to help another customer, briefly mollified by the fact that the man didn't treat him the same way that most of the other students at school had as of late.

(The thought that the man simply didn't care who he was so long as he was a paying customer didn't cross his mind.)

"So...what would you like, Sokila-chan?"

The girl stared at her miniature menu with the sort of intense and hyperbolic focus that only children were capable of. "...I recognize some of the veggie and rice characters, but not the others...uh..."

"How about I order for you instead?"

"Okay!" Sokila seemed just fine with that arrangement.

As such, Shinji ordered a classic gyudon (kid's size, naturally) for Sokila while he requested the Big Bang Special, with extra ground beef (because he was famished). While their orders were being made, Shinji looked over at the girl, who was looking around inquisitively. "So...you've never had beef before, huh?" he asked, sipping from his water.

"Nuh-uh!"

"...you know, come to think of it, what is there to even eat in...well, you know?" For some reason, saying the words 'Velvet Room' out loud felt...verboten.

"Nothin'."

"...nothing?" he asked, flabbergasted. "How-?"

Sokila took a large sip of water before replying, "well, there's no kitchen! And in that place...I don't feel hungry. No one does. Dunno why."

"...huh." The Velvet Room was weird.



Before he could inquire further, a familiar voice echoed through the cafe. "Well if it ain't Ikari!" Glancing over his shoulder, Shinji watched Kensuke and Toji walk towards their booth. Sokila impulsively ducked under the table, shuffling across the floor to slide onto Shinji's booth, between himself and the wall. As he impulsively slid outward to get some more room, his two roommates grabbed the opposite booth. "Finally out of the clink, eh?" asked Toji, pronouncing the latter word like 'coo-rinku'.

"What's a clink?" he and Sokila both impulsively asked.

"English slang for a jail," answered Kensuke. "Because learning foreign slang instead of what's actually going to be on our exams is such a bright idea."

"Hey, it's a legitimate idea! You never know what kind of curveballs they could throw!"

"They have a curriculum to stick to Toji, they're not gonna throw any curveballs!"

"Eh, whatever." It was at this point that he finally mentioned the proverbial elephant in the room. "So, who's the girl?" asked Toji.

The silver-haired girl went nervously quiet, so Shinji answered for her. "This is Sokila-chan." (Oh crap how do I explain her because there's no way they're going to buy my cosplay lie from the last time she was outside!)

Kensuke thoughtfully hummed. Toji instead, decided to voice his hypothesis out loud. "Never woulda figured you for a lolicon...guess you never know with some guys." Kensuke audibly facepalmed (not even bothering to take off his glasses), which elicited a defensive, "hey, I'm just saying! You really never know with some people!" from Toji.

Shinji darkly glared at Toji.

"What's a lolicon?" innocently asked Sokila.

"Nothing you need to know about," immediately answered Shinji, his grim displeasure somehow not emerging in his voice.

"Kay!" said Sokila, accepting his word as law.

The sudden burst of fierce protectiveness in his gaze brought Toji to a halt, since he gulped nervously. "Okay, never mind, it was just a dumb guess...but seriously, who is she?"

"I'm babysitting," Shinji impulsively answered. (Hey, that actually isn't bad...)

Sokila pouted, irritably crossing her arms. "M'not a baby."

"Huh, never would've thought. It's not like you're hard up on money," said Kensuke with an observant glance.

(In a normal situation, Kensuke — being the A.T. Task Force aficionado and NERV intern that he was — would've seen her yellow eyes, so eerily like those of a Shadow. He would've asked some insightful questions that Shinji may not have been able to answer...or unwilling to.)

(How fortunate, that the Velvet Room protected its Guests in more ways than one, and not always in so obvious a manner. As such, the boy's mind simply chalked up her appearance as being a little odd, and thought nothing more of it.)

"Anyhow, my name's Kensuke Aida!" He pointed a thumb towards his taller compatriot. "This here's Toji Suzuhara."

"Yo," grunted the track jock.

Sokila looked back and forth between the two of them. "Kenny...and Meanie!"

"Wuh, HEY!" exclaimed Toji. "I ain't a meanie!"

Kensuke snorted. "Eh, you kind of deserve to be called a meanie after the 'loli' crack."

"Look, okay, so maybe I was being stupid, but I ain't mean!"

"You sound mean," said Sokila with a matter-of-fact tone. "So that makes you a Meanie."

Toji gawked at her; Shinji — putting his inherent politeness aside for a change — didn't feel obligated to correct her. Kensuke simply laughed, saying, "she has a point, Toji; good thing she hasn't seen you in one of your surlier moods, or she would've nicknamed you Yakuza. Or maybe Thug."

The newest Persona-user of the trio grunted. "Whatever," he grumbled, crossing his arms petulantly.

It was at that point that Shinji and Sokila's orders were brought out. "Enjoy!" said Kunikazu before turning to grab Kensuke and Toji's orders.

Sokila stared with wide eyes at the bowl of rice and neatly-cut sirloin. "Whoa...what is that...?"

"It's sliced beef," answered Shinji as he slapped his palms together. "Itadakimasu."

"Oh, right! Itadakimasu!" exclaimed the smaller girl, dutifully snapping her chopsticks and taking a big heaping bite of sliced beef with rice...and the way her eyes practically glowed with disbelief and awe signalled how she felt about the food.



"It's so good~!" she exclaimed, digging in for even larger mouthfuls.

"Hey, eat slower," impulsively cautioned Shinji.

Kensuke blinked at the sight of the girl voraciously devouring her beef bowl with all the ferocity of a starving wolf. "Man, what's with her?"

"She's apparently never had beef before."

Shinji's answer elicited a dumbfounded look of shock and horror from Toji. "What kind of deprived life has she been living?!"

The lone Evangelion-user shrugged (because he honestly didn't know), taking a bite of his own meal in the interim. Before two minutes passed, the kid-sized gyudon was all gone, consumed by Sokila. "Can I have some more?!" she excitedly asked.

"I don't see why not," answered Shinji with a warm smile; coming here had been a great decision.
 
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I find it interesting that instead of Big Bang Burger, it is Big Bang Beef Bowl in this time line. Does this place do the Big Bang Challenge?
 
I find it interesting that instead of Big Bang Burger, it is Big Bang Beef Bowl in this time line. Does this place do the Big Bang Challenge?

This little restaurant was first revealed way back on June 20, 2015 (where Misato brought Shinji, Kensuke, and Rei after the whole incident with Mister P's 'temporary abduction' of Shinji). The fact it's a proprietary beef bowl shop instead of a fast food chain is just one of the little particular variables of this timeline.

/the particular 'food challenge' for SPE
//has yet to be unveiled
 
Okumura's not CEO of Big Bang Burger this time. I hope he's treating Haru well.

Based on what we know from P5, Kunikazu actually used to be a relatively genial chap before Big Bang Burger went big and his avarice/greed went wild.

Being constrained to a singular non-chain cafe is probably best for his particular personality.

/plus, launching a chain restaurant in a Post-Impact world
//would be a pretty risky endeavor
///but the life of the Okumuras in this timeline are another story, alas
 
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"Can I have some more?!" she excitedly asked.

"I don't see why not," answered Shinji with a warm smile; coming here had been a great decision.

I suspect Shinji's wallet will disagree soon. Solika is a growing girl, she should be able to eat A LOT.

Sooner or later Sokila is going to cause someone to die of cute ❤

perfectly fine way to die, I am putting Keel on top of that list, he seems weak against moe to me.
 
On the Subject of Haru, is she still a speed demon/terrible driver?

*shrugs* Who's to say?

perfectly fine way to die, I am putting Keel on top of that list, he seems weak against moe to me.

Keel: Preposterous, I've deal with too many students to be impacted by 'moe'...and yet, she could be the key!

Shinji: Eh?

Keel: If I were to make this 'Sokila' into the school mascot...perhaps that would improve my image amongst the student body!

Shinji: Well, I think she would improve your image, but that's not the point-

Keel: Quiet boy, I have to think about this.
 
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7/19 - Afternoon


Shinji was grateful for the fact that his account with NERV was relatively robust in terms of funds, because he had not expected Sokila to go through nine more servings of the kid-sized beef bowl.

Kensuke (eating from a beef noodle bowl) and Toji (who had gotten an extra-large beef tempura bowl) both stared with shock at the little munchkin. "Geez, where the heck does it go...?" wondered Toji.

Sokila looked at Toji as though he were truly addled in the head. "Into my tummy."

"...okay I kind of deserved that," grumbled the track jock.

"Can I have some leftovers? To take back with me?" asked Sokila with a wide smile.

Shinji nodded. "...sure, why not?" After all, maybe even Mister Igor would appreciate it...?

"Yay!"

Kensuke chortled. "Well, far be it from me to interrupt you emptying your wallet. I'm going to get back to studying for the finals."

...oh. That starts on Tuesday. (Oh dear. Oh dear.) "...ah. That's right."

"We should get back too, Toji." Kensuke rose, heading over to the front counter to pay his bill. "See you back at the dorms, Ikari!"

Toji huffed, rising to his feet. "Yeah yeah, whatever. Was nice meeting the brat you were babysitting."

As Toji walked away, Sokila stuck her tongue out at him. "Meanie!" She cutely growled, glaring at the table as though she could set it on fire with her gaze alone. "I still don't like him...even though he's gone through tough stuff...he doesn't have to be such a jerk..."

Shinji sighed; now that Toji was no longer present (and especially since he had duly apologized for his poor attempts at humor), he tried to play peacemaker. "He's...honestly not that bad." As teenagers went (Personas aside), Toji was relatively normal as far as Shinji was concerned.

His Other chuckled.

"Perhaps that says more about what you consider 'normal', by this point..."

"...I guess..."

"...anyhow, what would you like to take back with you?"

Sokila smiled widely.

And that was how Shinji found himself walking with two plastic bags full of takeout bowls; Sokila walked ahead of him on the sidewalk, humming cheerfully to herself as she held a large carton filled with nothing but sliced and ground beef. "...are you going to be able to eat all this? I mean, if that place doesn't have a kitchen..."

"...maybe Mister Igor is really hungry and doesn't say anything? I mean, he is kind of skinny..." She glanced over her shoulder. "Do you think his nose could get fat?"

Shinji tried not to think of that mental image. He promptly failed. "Uh..."

"Maybe I can ask him?"

"...I think that would be rude."

"Why?"

"...it just would be."

"Why?"

Shinji sighed, intentionally refusing to answer. I wonder if there's a way to get a kitchen in there...or at least a refrigerator? It would be just awful for so much food to spoil...though, would food even spoil in the Velvet Room, if its inhabitants didn't even go hungry? Why does the Velvet Room have to be so weird?

Before long, the duo had made it back to the alleyway where the blue doorway had manifested; it gleamed brightly, opening to let them in-

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-which is how Shinji and Sokila found themselves standing in the auditorium.

Except now, for some reason, built into the right wall of the theater...was an open-air kitchen, fashioned in the model of a concession stand. "...when did that get here?" asked Shinji.

"Wow!" exclaimed Sokila, charging into the kitchen that had seemingly been carved out of the very wall. "It even has a really big cooling box thingy!" She opened it, marvelling at the light inside and the chilly air. "And it works! This is amazing!"

"...
how did that get here?" asked Shinji, with emphasis.

The delighted chuckle of the Velvet Room's master echoed from the stage. "A curious development, is it not?" Shinji looked towards the stage, where Igor sat as ever. "As I told you before, the Velvet Room manifests in such a way as to reflect the 'inner heart' of our Guests...and that reflection is a very hard thing to change. It is usually only at the end of a Fool's journey that even the slightest alteration will manifest: an elevator reaching the top floor; a limousine reaching its destination; the bars of a jail fading away. And yet, from a sincere desire to accommodate your Attendant...the Velvet Room complied." The long-nosed man's smile seemed
particularly intrigued. "How bizarre. How fascinating. Would you not agree?"

"...I guess?" Honestly, he was just grateful for the fact that the leftovers for Sokila wouldn't go bad.


xxxx

It was one of those odd little quirks of how this world functioned, especially in relation to the Velvet Room. To an outside observer, they would have seen Shinji Ikari and a little silver-haired girl walking towards the end of an alleyway...and then, with a sudden shift of perception, they would have only seen Shinji, staring quietly at nothing, hands free of food.

The change would have been unrecognizable to practically everyone.

But it was witnessed by one of the few who did matter.



Gazing down into the alley from the lip of the rooftop, a figure in a black robe and cowl stared down at Shinji Ikari.

(The disjointed flow of time meant that, normally, however long Shinji Ikari was within the Velvet Room...no more than a minute would pass in the physical world, if that. A pity, that this individual did not stand in either flow, but merely with their toes dipped in.)

(By the time Shinji Ikari emerged, it would be too late.)

They gazed upward at the still sky.

The One Who Sat Upon the Throne frowned.

"An interesting confluence...one that feels familiar."

Their nostrils twitched.

"It smells of...interlopers."​

With quiet acquiescence, they leapt down, landing silently in the alleyway. They walked towards the unmoving boy, gazing at eyes that witnessed without seeing.

The One Who Sat Upon the Throne chuckled.

"The mind is currently elsewhere. How interesting. Very nostalgic, is it not?"

They leaned back, pondering how to approach this.

"He's not quite ripe yet...but if he were to die, his soul would become part of the Cycle which binds us all. He would be...easier to influence."

They smiled.

"Let us see what shall happen."​

That was all the permission that the mysterious figure in black needed. With a snap of their fingers, a great naginata manifested in their hands. Formed from a jade staff and a sharp blade of divine steel, its distinguishing characteristic was the blazing wing curving up towards the head of the staff: asymmetric, it solidified the image of the weapon as a naginata instead of a spear.

With a calm flourish, they tilted the wing towards the boy's neck, ready to slice it open.

Then...without warning, they leapt away, soaring atop the roof and away from the Third Child. A single millimeter closer...and they might have been unmade.

As it was, it merely felt as though the city's underlying geometry desired to devour them.

The One Who Sat Upon the Throne grinned.

"It is no surprise, I suppose. After all, this is 'his' city, and you are intruding without an invitation."

It was of no consequence.

"Let Ikari play at whatever game he desires with his son. It is still a boon if the boy becomes stronger."

Leaning forward, they catalogued the strange impression of the interlopers for future reference.

"Come along, my dear. You'll test him soon enough."​

The figure — a girl with striking red eyes that were impossibly both fiery yet dead to the world — nodded, stepping away with naginata in tow. They stepped away from the flow of local time, and vanished entirely.

xxxx

Within the darkened office of NERV's Commander, Gendo Ikari grimaced as the foreign sensation departed. "And stay out," he murmured, even as his unholy Other still simmered.

The cognitive and spiritual mass underlying Tokyo-3 — and no further — groaned sympathetically. Those who were attuned to such sensations would have felt a strange foreboding, akin to a thunderclap along the horizon.

But before long, it settled.

Thus did Gendo Ikari return to work, confident that the Third Child would remain...unspoiled.
 
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One thing I always hope to see in the Velvet Room is Igor doing something besides sitting around. In one of my favourite Persona 5 fics, the Velvet Room bit I like the most is when the real Igor reappears, and instead of just staying in his chair he actually examines the guillotines that get used for Fusion.

Basically, I would now like to see Chef Igor. After all, you wouldn't leave a child to mess about in the kitchen on their own. Especially one like Sokila.
 
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