Seras Quest - Chronicles of a Policegirl

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Vote tally:
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[X] The Irish job. Local prices of gold are going funny.
No. of votes: 19
Novus Ordo Mundi, Derekc2, Lichte, TheHappyVampire, SETIFAN, Malbutorius, Mykenae, Jedarol, Auks, MoonlightSpark, MacroDaemon, Evillevi, Dream Logic, Strunkriindiisk, Koden, Selias, searcher8, HelloIamMadness, Leoric

[X] A local posting. Several officers are acting very strangely.
No. of votes: 17
D King Hecht, Patchy, Felius, Kaioo, Vaalintine, Hannz, joe6168, Arkatekt, Yun, Rmnimoc, jwolfe_beta, Dirtnap, OverReactionGuy, Charon, snake, Camellia, Blaze121o

[X] Local Posting. We know the area and possibly the officers.
No. of votes: 4
MData, Night_stalker, Guilop, NeverDies

[X] The Russian job. Temperatures aren't what they should be, this time of year.
No. of votes: 6
Faceless Goon, edmantgoog, Excalibur, Yog, menosay, King Prussia

[X] The American job. Some strange new street drug is having very suspicious effects.
No. of votes: 3
Ivan the Not-so-Terrible, Odysseus2099, Wzd_JA

[X] The Pre-Tropical Russian job has you!(The Russian job)
No. of votes: 1
Yurihime Himeyuri

[X] The Russian Job
No. of votes: 2
QuantumPuppy, Ridiculously Average Guy
 
Local it is.

@Night_stalker take your reward for a timely response.
1) +5 to Eddie's ??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) Tis merely a flesh wound.
2) +20 to Eddie'??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) I'm fabulous!
3) +15 to Eddie's ??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) Burn with me.
 
Why are all my co-workers crazy?
The following day, bright and early, you arrive in Chelmsford. Your cab brings you to Rupanzel Beauty.

You step inside, and are immediately pushed into a chair for a full workup.

"The workers here are deaf." the woman beside you explains. "I'm Agent Macabre."

"Nice to meet you. I'm-"

"Very top-heavy." she cuts you off. "What in god's name do you eat? Never mind. I trust you know how to drive?"

"Yes-"

"-A tank."

"-as a matter of fact, I do."

"Since when do they teach policegirls how to drive tanks?"

Oh, hell no. She's taking the mickey!

BOOM!

....Aaaaannnd, the hot-dog stand across the road just...Blew, up?

"Go check it out." Agent Macabre orders you, one of the staff buffing her fingernails. "I've got important business to attend to."

Welp.
[] She's your superior officer. Hop to it!
[] Call her a wanker, leap through the window. She can pay for the damages.
[] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!
[] Write-in...

Expect a few faster, shorter updates in the near future.
 
Local it is.

@Night_stalker take your reward for a timely response.
1) +5 to Eddie's ??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) Tis merely a flesh wound.
2) +20 to Eddie'??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) I'm fabulous!
3) +15 to Eddie's ??? Skill. (Not encountered, no further data available) Burn with me.
I'll take 2.

[X] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!
 
[X] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!

You don't survive as a partially maverick elite supernatural hunter by being a bootlicking yeswoman who doesn't think and innovate.
 
[x] Write-in...
-[x] Grumble a bit
-[x] Go do what she's telling you to do.

yeah lets not steal from our co-workers?
 
[x] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!

Alucard will approve even if no one else does.
 
The following day, bright and early, you arrive in Chelmsford. Your cab brings you to Rupanzel Beauty.

You step inside, and are immediately pushed into a chair for a full workup.

"The workers here are deaf." the woman beside you explains. "I'm Agent Macabre."

"Nice to meet you. I'm-"

"Very top-heavy." she cuts you off. "What in god's name do you eat? Never mind. I trust you know how to drive?"

"Yes-"

"-A tank."

"-as a matter of fact, I do."

"Since when do they teach policegirls how to drive tanks?"

Oh, hell no. She's taking the mickey!

BOOM!

....Aaaaannnd, the hot-dog stand across the road just...Blew, up?

"Go check it out." Agent Macabre orders you, one of the staff buffing her fingernails. "I've got important business to attend to."

Welp.
[] She's your superior officer. Hop to it!
[] Call her a wanker, leap through the window. She can pay for the damages.
[] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!
[] Write-in...

Expect a few faster, shorter updates in the near future.
Anybody else wish we could "accidentally" bless her. Like we did with Integra.
 
[X] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!

Investigating an exploding hot dog stand in Ireland unarmed in Hellsing, I think not!
 
[X] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!

Beyond the hilarity of 'borrowing' the wanker's gun, we did just spend some time practicing our shooting. If we don't apply our training to our fieldwork, what's the point of training?
 
[X] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!
 
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