The following day, bright and early, you arrive in Chelmsford. Your cab brings you to Rupanzel Beauty.
You step inside, and are immediately pushed into a chair for a full workup.
"The workers here are deaf." the woman beside you explains. "I'm Agent Macabre."
"Nice to meet you. I'm-"
"Very top-heavy." she cuts you off. "What in god's name do you eat? Never mind. I trust you know how to drive?"
"Yes-"
"-A tank."
"-as a matter of fact, I do."
"Since when do they teach policegirls how to drive tanks?"
Oh, hell no. She's taking the mickey!
BOOM!
....Aaaaannnd, the hot-dog stand across the road just...Blew, up?
"Go check it out." Agent Macabre orders you, one of the staff buffing her fingernails. "I've got important business to attend to."
Welp.
[] She's your superior officer. Hop to it!
[] Call her a wanker, leap through the window. She can pay for the damages.
[] Is that a magnum clipped to her? You were sent in unarmed, so...Score!
[] Write-in...
Expect a few faster, shorter updates in the near future.