jwolfe_beta
Semi Genre-Savvy Overlord
- Location
- Canada
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And I got the answer to everything.
And I got the answer to everything.
HeyyoSomeone roll me a d100 labelled 'Perception'. As usual, I take the most amusing roll, so feel free to keep going.
Really? Alright then.
EDIT: Wow, two 60's in a row. How queer.
Really? Alright then.
EDIT: Wow, two 60's in a row. How queer.
"What do you see Seras?"
The mighty spell-check will not save you from everything.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Someone roll me a d100 labelled 'Perception'. As usual, I take the most amusing roll, so feel free to keep going.
It's almost a one-in-a-million chance for the dice to end up as a 100!Please use the 100. Please use the 100. That shit is so rare there has to be an unwritten rule that make it mandatory to have it used.
....Holy crap.
A nat 100, two 93's, two 77's, and two 60's?
There is witchcraft in this thread.
Although depending on how whimsical the GM is, the 42 on a Perception roll may be the best of the rolls. It could only be better timed on a research roll.
God bless you, Eddie. God bless you.
He stops the car, backing it up at an angle-
Slush.
-and rolls down the window. "That's a pistol, not a rifle! How did you even-"
"GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH~!"
"-make those sh-IT! SHIT SHIT-"
Click.
*Crumble.*
What...
"She Blessed a car."
"She Blessed that guy. The front fender of the van ashed the bottom half, and lopped his head off."
"Policegirl. Report to my office." Sir Integra saves the day.
Bless you, Sir. I won't forget this.
You dash off without a word, arriving in Sir Integra's office not forty minutes later.
Integra, perched behind her desk, quirks an eyebrow upon your entry.
"Reporting as ordered, Sir!"
She sighs. "Do I want to know what drove you to Bless me?"
"Sir?"
"Directly following my summons over the intercom, I was enveloped in a solid white light, which lasted a full seven seconds, and prevented what I'm sure was a devious assassination attempt." Integra holds up a wooden splinter. "Though I suppose I need to get a new desk, now."