Well, the most likely outcomes are probably paranoia and related mental problems. And it's an acceptable and manageable flaw for a ninja.
He said ''trying to eat with your mouth instead of your fork'', wich is the brand of shenanigans that'll get a ninja killed on the field when they stab themselves by mistake, mess up their jutsu signs, or just trips mid fight. Not to mention the fact that now the ninja has a very good reason to have a grudge against Konoha so they can't be trusted anyway.
 
Hold on, if I'm hearing what Ino-dad said right, the non-gentle approach (that they would have to take if they didn't have a mind reader she totally trusted), would have completely mentally crippled her. And he's using himself, that she already trusts more than the average ninja trusts the average person, as an example so it's safe to say they hardly if ever use the gentle technique.
But what about all the people they need to interrogate on similar suspicions of tempering and/or treachery that are in fact innocent? Do they just go cripple them and say ''damn, we couldn't take risks because they were so strong and talented and rare but turns out they were completely loyal. But now they're strong and talented and rare and also crippled, and if they aren't the experience is probably making them rethink the loyal part. Too bad, this is a third loyal talented loyal ninja we lost this year''.
You guys are funny, for the convo here.

No, um, it's temporary. He was saying she'd basically be braindead for a few days to a week, but why go into that when the not-cripple her answer is right here?
Presuming they didn't need something super far in (they're actually only here for surface stuff. They wanna make sure there's not a giant drill or something.)
She'd be fucked up for a few days, and largely return to normal, with maybe a bit more paranoia, which is largely okay for a ninja.

But uh, realistically, and this isn't me speaking as an author it's more of a guy who's here who has thought into this.
They probably just wouldn't use a Yamanaka if there wasn't a soft touch for this. There's tons of other ways to get info out of a little girl.
Many of them don't even involve violence.

I'm just imagining Inoichi, Anko, and Ibiki trying to figure out if they should go for the gum drop mountain strat, or the mindfuck strat, and settling on "Well I mean, Ino can probably do it."

And Ibiki being like "That'll save so much budget."

And Anko being like "But the gumdrops! We get to take home what's not used!"
 
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No, um, it's temporary. He was saying she'd basically be braindead for a few days to a week, but why go into that when the not-cripple her answer is right here?
Presuming they didn't need something super far in (they're actually only here for surface stuff. They wanna make sure there's not a giant drill or something.)
She'd be fucked up for a few days, and largely return to normal, with maybe a bit more paranoia, which is largely okay for a ninja.

Wouldn't she just be fine after five hours of sleep?
 
Wouldn't she just be fine after five hours of sleep?
Yeah but, he doesn't know that.
Even Sakura doesn't know how far this conceptual bullshit goes. What if it shuts off when she's got brain damage?
Or what if it doesn't need her at all, and would work after death, considering "eternal sleep" as real sleep?

She's got no idea, and Inoichi definitely wasn't given a list of every skill and trait she has.
You don't even have that XD
Mostly because I am bad at this.
 
Yeah but, he doesn't know that.
Even Sakura doesn't know how far this conceptual bullshit goes. What if it shuts off when she's got brain damage?
Or what if it doesn't need her at all, and would work after death, considering "eternal sleep" as real sleep?
She's got no idea, and Inoichi definitely wasn't given a list of every skill and trait she has.
You don't even have that XD

I'm grateful they're going for the softer approach even if the hard one won't leave lasting damage. On one hand, they don't want to damage their shiny new Bloodline-user. On the other, they do want to be decent... when they can afford to be.

Still, it's only "soft" for this world.

The Elemental Nations are dystopic governments held up by military superhuman dictatorships who frequently make use of child soldiers. They aren't fully 1984 or Cyberpunk bad, but it's pretty damn close.

Mostly because I am bad at this.

You're doing great. Don't be too hard on yourself.

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So, Sakura's recently discovered she can do crazy bullshit with her Nature Transformations, essentially cheating at Shape Transformation to do sign-less jutsus, and she can just, through training, gain Affinities to all the basic Nature Transformations.

Only a handful of Ninjas, including three Hokages, have mastered all five basic Nature Transformations without cheating. But Mastering a Nature Transformation and having an Affinity for them are totally separate things. Training an Affinity is outright impossible as far as I'm aware. Which Sakura's Gamer System happily lets her do.

If Sakura can just outright gain an Affinity with all five basic Nature Transformations, can she just eventually learn all the Combined Nature Transformations down the line? She's already got an affinity for Water, so if she gets the Affinity for Earth, can she just unlock Wood Release and potentially the neat regeneration that always comes with it?

On one hand, that's rad as hell (and might actually get Yamato involved in the plot earlier.) On the other... it's going to put the biggest target on her back if it becomes common knowledge she can just reverse engineer every Combined Nature Transformation in the world. Just imagine if Iwagakure found out Sakura can do Dust Release for example.

Like, at that point, I wouldn't be surprised if Orochimaru takes a look at Sakura and just decides "That body might be better!"
 
Maybe? Could be EXP, could be a Stat Increase based on personal growth?

Hopefully, the most likely outcome is that Ino creates the official field of therapy after this experience. Because, boy, do ninjas fucking need it.
This is probably someone's headcanon, but didn't canon Sakura need the social status as Tsunade's apprentice and the medic in the Kaguya fight to make therapy a recognized form of medicine?
 
This is probably someone's headcanon, but didn't canon Sakura need the social status as Tsunade's apprentice and the medic in the Kaguya fight to make therapy a recognized form of medicine?

She didn't actually need her social status to do so. In her own novel, both her and Ino create a clinic that helps kids affected by the war with mental healthcare, and it becomes so popular, Sunagakure becomes interested enough in the concept to request Sakura and Ino create a clinic there as well.

It's only something that could happen due to the peace Naruto created though.

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Side note, looking at the novels, apparently Tazuna and the Land of Wave carpenters just start making fricking airships after the war. Missing-Nin ruin it though, and kill the project. But that might not happen here!

It's not out of the realm of possibility that Sakura gets her own airship down the line. :D
 
She didn't actually need her social status to do so. In her own novel, both her and Ino create a clinic that helps kids affected by the war with mental healthcare, and it becomes so popular, Sunagakure becomes interested enough in the concept to request Sakura and Ino create a clinic there as well.

It's only something that could happen due to the peace Naruto created though.

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Side note, looking at the novels, apparently Tazuna and the Land of Wave carpenters just start making fricking airships after the war. Missing-Nin ruin it though, and kill the project. But that might not happen here!

It's not out of the realm of possibility that Sakura gets her own airship down the line. :D

Sakura helps them level up so hard she gets her own Star Destroyer.
 
Canon Side-Story: Hinata's Observations
This one was really fun, so it's just straight up chapter length.
My $10 patrons unanimously agreed on this one, so, no coin flip today.
Technically this all takes place in Arc 3/4 so there's no actual spoiler here.
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Watching the house of another person without their permission is a crime. Well, there's about a hundred fifty caveats that make it okay, and technically as a Hyuuga there's even more for her, but she still shouldn't be doing it. She could get in a lot of trouble with her clan if the Anbu watching the house decided to report her, but mostly they just let her know they see her with hand signs and ask the occasional question about her intentions. Today Fox is asking about her morning, and she's signing back with a smile. It's nice, but the fact that there is Anbu in the first place is concerning.

To be clear, she's watching Sakura's house. Sakura Haruno, village gaming addict, Genin, and most recently; Naruto's little sister. He's technically a few months older than Sakura, so, the term is applicable, though they're close enough it's probably more spite than detail that makes her deign her as lesser in some way. She wasn't doing that until very recently, after-all.

See, Hinata likes Sakura. She's always liked Sakura. She's outgoing in the weirdest ways, she's not afraid to speak her mind, and her priorities have always been very clear. She would rather play games than care about anything going on with anyone else, and she runs a good natured club specifically designed to lower the amount of damage Sasuke's stalkers can cause by containing them in her control. It's brilliant, and admirable, and even helps her escape criticism for only caring about video games. As evidence of her intentions, she disbanded the club the very moment Sasuke should otherwise be safe.

Most people don't notice it, but Hinata can see through walls and bags so the game system in her backpack is always visible, her several systems at home are very visible when she's passing by and curiously peeking in on her classmate, and she's caught her in her glance many times ignoring people while pressing buttons. Some would call it unhealthy, but Hinata doesn't feel that way. She loves people watching, Shikamaru loves sky watching, Sakura loves games.

She'd love to be her friend, but Sakura's too zoned in most of the time to notice her requests, and she's too shy to make the request blunt enough. It's neither of their fault in particular, it's just that their particular social dysfunctions happen to align just right to make communication actually impossible.

But while Hinata likes Sakura, she like likes Naruto, and that wasn't a problematic distinction until very recently. "She just adopted him into her family by force, who does that…" Now to watch Naruto, she has to watch Sakura, and with four ninja under the same roof, apparently it's a concern for Anbu. At least, that's the only reason she can think of for why there is always an Anbu, if not two, watching their house.

Which again, is a problem, because watching the house is a crime, and Anbu is now catching her doing it all the time! How long until someone reports to her father? Should she just stop? Watching Naruto has been a pastime of hers for years now, it's so ingrained as a habit she finds herself following him from a distance automatically. Could she stop? Should she stop? What are the consequences?

Sakura's made his life better, and she loves that for him, but why did she have to do it in a way that makes her life so much harder? On the bright side of things, as his sister, a Sakura and Naruto ending is officially off the table! One less competition does mean she's got a higher chance, and that's very important because their dysfunction also aligns in just the right way for it to be physically impossible to talk to him.

One needs a lot of legs up when the goal is marriage and the obstacle is basic conversation.
She finishes signing about her breakfast to Fox, and sends a request for information about the Anbu's morning as is polite and customary, and ponders whether she's ever seen Naruto smile like that before all this…

She doesn't think he has. It's so sad…
She's grateful, but really she wishes Sakura had made his home better instead of moving him into hers. But then that's called a relationship, isn't it, and that'd be bad on its own…



Business Naruto scares her. He looks more and more real by the day, he's becoming his own entity. Would he pop with one strike anymore? How long until the actual organs spawning inside of him from chakra density become organic and functional? Is that even possible, or is it just a realistic mirage placed on him by the sheer amount of chakra flowing around and in him at all times?

He doesn't even have a name, but he's more real than most babies are. What does she even do with that? How does one internalize there being two of someone they love?
Even ignoring the philosophical questions, which are way more than she's prepared to handle on any given day, what's it say about her when a clone is more outgoing and socially competent at forming new bonds than she is? Business Naruto has friends that regular Naruto has never met!

It's like he found the perfect way to kick her into the dirt and stomp on her feelings, and he did it without even knowing it would. Would she feel jealous if Business Naruto started a relationship? Would Naruto still be available in that event?

Love hurts, she hates Business Naruto, Sakura's a freaking lunatic.
These are all realities she has learned recently. Oh, and Naruto holds the Kyuubi inside of him, which is why Anbu is watching him now that he's moved into the residential and merchant district. She learned that because of Sakura too. She already got sworn into secrecy over it, being escorted to the Hokage's office at knife point after watching their conversation about the Kyuubi diddling his mom was honestly kind of pleasant.

She got to talk to Fox and Neko with her actual voice! They're really nice…



"What are you reading about?" It's not abnormal for her to visit the library. It's a great resource for information that's not filtered by their clan, as their clan library is, and there's other people here which at least slightly helps with her socialization. She's making an attempt!

It's not that the clan library is actively censoring information, it's just that any information which could shed a negative light on the Hyuuga clan, or anything that could empower the branch family in some way, is minorly edited or sometimes outright removed. Information is generally empowering, so at its core, you'd think that would mean everything is altered but that's really not the case. Things like 'how to murder your better in their sleep and get away with it' would be completely gone, but then books on critical thinking aren't. She's not particularly sure how the censor logic works, it seems weirdly weak for such a strict clan. It's almost as if somewhere along the line they agreed that there needed to be something in place to stop a coup beyond the caged bird seal, but then they couldn't agree on what that meant.

She's also heard the censoring didn't even start until the Uchiha Massacre, so maybe it's just so fresh and new that the rules aren't really defined? It's dumb, and she's avoiding Kiba's question. The point is, she would rather be here.

"Adoption." She explains as fully as she can imagine anyone would need.

"Uh…" That clearly wasn't enough!

"I'm looking into the terms, stipulations, and precedence for a child of a clan to be adopted into a civilian family, and what the consequences for that are." She explains a little more fully, flushing ever so slightly at screwing up the initial statement.

"You don't think that's somewhat concerning for an heiress to be reading about at the public library?" Kiba asks, wringing his hands together while looking around, "you're not thinking…"

"No, this isn't for me." She shakes her head, even she's not that crazy! One day she'll be the clan head if she doesn't screw it up, she can marry Naruto then, she doesn't need some weird nonsense getting in the way. "I feel like it might be relevant soon."

"Just a hunch?" Kiba asks. "That's a weird hunch."

"The best hunches usually are…" She flips a page. "Kurenai-sensei has taught us to trust our gut, and mine says this information is important."

"... Okay, uh, don't do anything crazy." Her protective teammate requests of her, and she nods.

"I have no intentions of doing anything concerning, please pay my research no mind." It's true, as far as she can tell. She's not sure why she's so interested in this all of the sudden, but she kind of just woke up this morning feeling like someone will need this knowledge, and soon. She would have ignored it as anxiety, as she is prone to do, but Kurenai gave them a lecture just the other day about not ignoring human instinct. It's incredibly powerful, and often great at picking up patterns and differences in the environment that the conscious mind isn't.

Besides, in the absolute worst case, - maybe best given the context - this information ends up good for her to know when she's Clan Head.

"I guess I'll read up on that too." He shrugs, and sits down next to her, opening the book she was reading before this one about inter-clan politics. Initially she had wanted to know about inter-clan adoption, but somehow learning about that didn't kill the urge to learn more. So, here she is. At least Kiba's reading, Kurenai will be happy.
 
Business Naruto scares her. He looks more and more real by the day, he's becoming his own entity. Would he pop with one strike anymore? How long until the actual organs spawning inside of him from chakra density become organic and functional? Is that even possible, or is it just a realistic mirage placed on him by the sheer amount of chakra flowing around and in him at all times?

He doesn't even have a name, but he's more real than most babies are. What does she even do with that? How does one internalize there being two of someone they love?
Even ignoring the philosophical questions, which are way more than she's prepared to handle on any given day, what's it say about her when a clone is more outgoing and socially competent at forming new bonds than she is? Business Naruto has friends that regular Naruto has never met!
I kinda hope Business Naruto (Busuto?) Does infact become his own entity, complete with Non-popping and soul.
Thank for the chapter.
 
I kinda hope Business Naruto (Busuto?) Does infact become his own entity, complete with Non-popping and soul.
Thank for the chapter.
I suspect it's possible, if Hinata or one of his business rivals doesn't have him assassinated before it happens.

Also, is Hinata trained to think of on-duty ANBU by their mask's name, or does she just not know the ninjas underneath those masks?
 
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It's nice to have backup observation with seethrough eyes. Even nicer that it's an intern you don't have to pay.

Though ANBU training Hinata on intelligence/counterintelligence work would be a twist
 
...Wow, I guess it was established in canon, but Hinata is weird.

Definite yandere notes there with the 'I hate my crush making friends with too many other people, especially while I'm not stalking them'. The reasons are outlined logically enough, but it's a kind of misery porn in terms of outcome.

It's actually kinda funny you see so many depictions of her in fanon as cute rather than creepy when you think about it.
 
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I wouldn't call canon Hinata weird. At least not any weirder than regular teenagers. All she ever did was pine after Naruto from a distance. She never really stalked him or actually *did* anything until after Pein destroyed Konoha. Unless we count movies/fillers? But I don't really remember if there was anything between Naruto and Hinata in those...

For all that Hinata/Naruto is being treated as the ideal pairing in the fandom they really didn't interact much throughout the story.

Also, I second Hinata joining ANBU as an intern. It's already funny that she has casual smalltalk with them while stalking her crush but them making it into something official because she's useful would be hilarious. It also would give her a purpose beyond "yet another female medic" because her potential in canon was wasted. I vaguely remember one episode (filler?) during which she developed her own jutsu/fighting style and then it never came up again or mattered in any way. Canon Hinata basically only exists as a prize for Naruto which is simply handed to him once he shows his growth.

I'm sure we can do much better in this story. Also, yandere!Hinata is simply more funny. Actually, slightly crazy Hinata fits much better into all the dynamics, especially when it comes to Sakura. ^^
 
...Wow, I guess it was established in canon, but Hinata is weird.

Definite yandere notes there with the 'I hate my crush making friends with too many other people, especially while I'm not stalking them'. The reasons are outlined logically enough, but it's a kind of misery porn in terms of outcome.

It's actually kinda funny you see so many depictions of her in fanon as cute rather than creepy when you think about it.
Its only cute because you know she won't lile to hurt people
This, for real. Hinata's a fucking creep, canonically.
But it's endearing and cute instead of terrifying because she's adorable, and is so harmless it's actually seen as a negative character trait.
We all know she's not going to go yandere and hurt anyone, but then the actions themselves are scary. We're shown that she did follow him, that she was watching him, and yeah, that's fuckin creepy when contextualized.

Now I'll admit, her following him being such a habit that it's actually an accident sometimes is probably an exaggeration, I don't think we're ever given a sequence of her actually stalking him and camping outside his home or anything, and that's an exaggeration from canon. But it's not an exaggeration from fanon, and this story is AU so...

And she probably didn't already have their marriage decided at twelve years old. Though if she did, that would also be fairly normal for a preteen girl.

And I imagine both of those drastically add to the creepy factor.
But we have nothing that says those things didn't happen, and honestly, reason to believe they might. And fanon tends to go full throttle into them, so even if fanon did creep into my writing a bit here, it's still fandom legit and not out of left field.
I'll take the L on this one and say I probably dramatized her habits a little further than I intended, but ultimately, beyond that, even if I didn't; she's still a creep.
She's just really cute and blushy.
I vaguely remember one episode (filler?) during which she developed her own jutsu/fighting style and then it never came up again or mattered in any way.
Yeah, she got fucking lasers, it was amazing. Long distance Jyuuken in the form of god damn lasers. She formed a webbing so strong it sent a giant monster back mid-air.
I haven't forgotten my favorite character in Naruto, no worries.
 
Also, is Hinata trained to think of on-duty ANBU by their mask's name, or does she just not know the ninjas underneath those masks?
God don't quote me on this but I think Anbu masks have seals on them to prevent bloodlines and stuff seeing through them.

I couldn't find an official source but it is common fanon.

(But it would make just as much sense for ninjas to be trained to only think of Anbu as their masks. Especially for the heir of the etiquette following Hyuuga clan.)
 
God don't quote me on this but I think Anbu masks have seals on them to prevent bloodlines and stuff seeing through them.

I couldn't find an official source but it is common fanon.

(But it would make just as much sense for ninjas to be trained to only think of Anbu as their masks. Especially for the heir of the etiquette following Hyuuga clan.)
The truth is I just somehow forgot she could see through the masks.
But uh...
I like this, we're going with this.
 
I wouldn't call canon Hinata weird. At least not any weirder than regular teenagers. All she ever did was pine after Naruto from a distance. She never really stalked him or actually *did* anything until after Pein destroyed Konoha. Unless we count movies/fillers? But I don't really remember if there was anything between Naruto and Hinata in those...
She's pretty weird?

The thing is, Naruto's act is decent but we see all kinds of hints that he's struggling such that it's hard to believe anyone paying attention thinks the act is all that there is. And in fact Hinata herself clarifies that she likes Naruto BECAUSE he responds to misery by acting out and displaying outward confidence and so forth. But that means she also knows he's pretty miserable day-to-day, or at least has reason to be.

And yet, rather than actually doing anything about his loneliness and problems, she prefers to just sort of watch him deal with it himself. We have the excuse that she's too shy, and perhaps her family's influence complicates things, but there is that question of 'Is this how she just prefers things to be and if Naruto's happy the magic is gone because there's no misery to secretly watch him overcome?'.

It's a parasocial relationship, and if this were a guy we were talking about doing the same thing to a girl, much less an ugly guy, this would be viewed as MUCH more creepy. Mind you, part of this makes more sense from a Japanese social context IIRC where interfering in other people's personal lives, especially addressing any form of 'weakness', is regarded with much more hostility.
 
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And yet, rather than actually doing anything about his loneliness and problems, she prefers to just sort of watch him deal with it himself. We have the excuse that she's to shy, and perhaps her family's influence complicates things, but there is that question of 'is this how she just prefers things to be and if Naruto's happy the magic is gone because there's no misery to secretly watch him overcome'.

I feel like Hiashi would probably pimp-hand her into the next life if he found out she was hanging with the Kyuubi openly, regardless of Naruto's heritage as the son of the Fourth. IIRC, he only becomes receptive to the relationship after the war, where he's widely recognized as the hero of the village.
 
This, for real. Hinata's a fucking creep, canonically.
But it's endearing and cute instead of terrifying because she's adorable, and is so harmless it's actually seen as a negative character trait.
We all know she's not going to go yandere and hurt anyone, but then the actions themselves are scary. We're shown that she did follow him, that she was watching him, and yeah, that's fuckin creepy when contextualized.

Now I'll admit, her following him being such a habit that it's actually an accident sometimes is probably an exaggeration, I don't think we're ever given a sequence of her actually stalking him and camping outside his home or anything, and that's an exaggeration from canon. But it's not an exaggeration from fanon, and this story is AU so...

And she probably didn't already have their marriage decided at twelve years old. Though if she did, that would also be fairly normal for a preteen girl.

And I imagine both of those drastically add to the creepy factor.
But we have nothing that says those things didn't happen, and honestly, reason to believe they might. And fanon tends to go full throttle into them, so even if fanon did creep into my writing a bit here, it's still fandom legit and not out of left field.
I'll take the L on this one and say I probably dramatized her habits a little further than I intended, but ultimately, beyond that, even if I didn't; she's still a creep.
She's just really cute and blushy.
I'm'a just toss that up to it being a Ninja Village; it would be in character for them to do one Psych Evaluation on her, determine that she's a non-threat, and outright encourage it as target-tailing practice.
 
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