You look out at the night sky and quickly pick out what Saito was probably trying to point out: two moons float silently across the night sky. "Oh! Two moons! Am I in Denmark again?"
Whatever reaction Saito had been expecting, that apparently wasn't it. He looks at you, completely flabbergasted. "Denmark?! No, this is Romalia. Of Halkeginia."
"Oh, good," you reply. "It took me forever to get back home from that place."
"Denmark," he starts, then cuts off, staring at you incredulously. A second later, he tries again. "Denmark doesn't have two moons!"
"It doesn't?" you ask in surprise.
"No, it doesn't! Earth only has one moon!"
You look back out the window. "Looks like two to me."
"We're not on Earth!" he practically yells.
"Darn," you reply. "I'm more lost than I thought."
"Yes you are!"
"It might even take me a whole month to get back to Japan at this rate."
"A-a month! You're on another planet!"
"So was Denmark," you reply.
"...I hate playing the straight man," he finally says as the girl walks out of the room.