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[X] BAKUSAI TENKETSU! RANDOM EXPLOSION TOTALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT!
No. of votes: 4
Ruisu, Winged One, EvaUnit01, LordPanther14

[X] No, lose with dignity.
No. of votes: 1
tannimfodder

[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
No. of votes: 2
veekie, Xellos

[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
-[X] She has been stealing the trashcans!
No. of votes: 4
Bakkasama, Jedarol, SolipsistSerpent, Alhazred23

-[X] Also, BAKUSAI TENKETSU! RANDOM EXPLOSION TOTALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT!
No. of votes: 1
will408914

Here's the current tally. Votes will be locking tomorrow.
 
[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
-[X] She has been stealing the trashcans!

FAK U RAMNA!!1!
 
Again, we just pressed our buzzer, and everyone just went back to cleaning normally.
Should have suggested that last update because we have disqualified ourselves while trying to disqualify everyone at the same time and made everyone more immediately focused on their area.
dude chill. it's not like this contest actually mattered beyond fucking with Ranma. that was literally the only reason to try for it. the vacation is useless to us. If we still want to fuck with ranma after this all we have to do is yell out prepare to die or because of you I have seen hell and just start another fight with him.
 
[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
-[X] She has been stealing the trashcans!
 
Hmm... What should the next event be? Dusting? Preparing tea? Laundry?
Is it all supposed to be structured events at this point, with easy to understand scoring, or can we do something with judging based on subjective criteria? If it's the latter then we really need to get Kunou in on this action; i'd vote for the classic "Greeting the Master as he returns home" scenario. I'm sure Kunou would love having a dozen girls fawning over him, fighting each other to be the first to give him a 'gentle back rub' or to put his slippers on his feet. I wonder if it might make more sense for that to be a later event, though...
 
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] BAKUSAI TENKETSU! RANDOM EXPLOSION TOTALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT!
No. of votes: 3
Ruisu, Winged One, LordPanther14

[X] No, lose with dignity.
No. of votes: 1
tannimfodder

[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
No. of votes: 1
veekie

[X] Mention loudly that the red haired maid has a lot of trash.
-[X] She has been stealing the trashcans!
No. of votes: 9
Bakkasama, Jedarol, SolipsistSerpent, Alhazred23, Slith10, EvaUnit01, Xellos, Draggon73, ziizo

-[X] Also, BAKUSAI TENKETSU! RANDOM EXPLOSION TOTALLY ISN'T YOUR FAULT!
No. of votes: 1
will408914

Locked.
 
I suppose we can only hope that there's at least one event where we aren't at a huge disadvantage against Ranma, Shampoo & Konatsu when it comes to competing/cheating... yeah, we might be better off just attacking Ranma from the start like Kodachi wants us to. :rolleyes:
 
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Part 181
You look at Ranma. Or rather, you look at the large group of wastebaskets sitting at the side of his area that he is currently emptying into his own trash can.

Yes, there is most definitely one thing you can do.

You take a moment to clear your throat, then loudly comment in a high-pitched, feminine sounding (you hope) voice in the most maidly manner you can manage. "That certainly is an impressive collection of dirt, Ranma. Was it all gathered from the waste receptacles you have collected from our fellow competitors?"

"WHAT?!" yells a girl, and you grin. In an instant, half a dozen girls lunge at Ranma, and your grin falters. Most of the surviving competitors ignore you in favor of furiously sweeping their brooms against their floors, desperately emptying the sand from their areas into those of their neighbors. And the ones that do attack are clearly among the less skilled maids present. In an instant, Ranma sends them all crashing to the ground. Then, grabbing his broom, he bats them out of his area.

By now there can't be more than 20 seconds left. Unfortunately, that proves to be plenty for Ranma. You watch as his broom blurs before your eyes, and his area goes from untouched to clean-swept in 5 seconds flat. He then spins around and hits his own buzzer.

Shortly afterwards, the buzzers of the remaining contestants all go off simultaneously.

Surprisingly, you didn't do too badly. You didn't do well, but you didn't do too badly. Between the rampant cheating, the competitors attacking each other, and Ranma stealing almost everyone else's wastebaskets, most of the maids were unable to properly clean their areas. Between your area being sort of clean, your large collection of dirt, you finishing before any of the other competitors that managed to actually clean their area, and Kuno liking your red-haired wig, you manage to eek your way into fifth place.

Ranma comes in first place. Because of course he does.

The next event is a cooking contest. You all are given free reign of the Kuno family's kitchen and an hour to make something impressive.

At this point, the first knife aimed at your back doesn't even come as a surprise.

[] Fall back on your foraging abilities. Surely you can develop something delicious by foraging from what's available. From the other contestants. (Cheat)

[] Actually, just beat the other contestants unconscious and make a sandwich. (Cheat a lot)

[] ...Just level the area with a Perfect Shishi Hokodan and order takeout. (Cheat to an absurd extent)

[] Kasumi spent that session reviewing how to cook with you. It's only fair you put the lesson to use. (Play fair)

[] Something else? {Write-in}
 
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[X] Kasumi spent that session reviewing how to cook with you. It's only fair you put the lesson to use. (Play fair)
-[x] Focus on defense until you're done. You'll have your revenge on them all then.

Watch them try to defeat a student of Kasumi Style Cuisine!
 
[X] Kasumi spent that session reviewing how to cook with you. It's only fair you put the lesson to use. (Play fair)
-[x] Focus on defense until you're done. You'll have your revenge on them all then.
 
[X] Fall back on your foraging abilities. Surely you can develop something delicious by foraging from what's available. From the other contestants. (Cheat)
 
[X] Actually, just beat the other contestants unconscious. Then make something good, just in case. (Cheat a lot)
-[X] Make sure that nobody tries to mess with your supplies while you beat the others unconscious.

It's quite clear at this point that everyone else is cheating. Why not us, too?
 
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