[X] Xvör'zieatia Saga
[x] Imagine a game where your imagination is the only limit on your character. This is the game of ultimate choice, where your character's choices matter.
You think that an exotic, alien-sounding name is the best way to make your game stand out. You put the rules up, create a PDF, start selling it, and wait with anticipation as the reviews come in.
Unfortunately, the reviews are often negative. People talk about the confusing resolution system, the balance failures because of the exception-based design, the unclear way subsystems of the game interact with each other, and the power levels being not even close to what they were sold.
What do you do?
[ ] Insinuate that the reviewers don't know what they're talking about.
[ ] Retreat to an internet hugbox.
[ ] Make a youtube video drunkenly berating them.
[ ] Slink away from game designing.