ThatGuyWithIdeas
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[X] Plan All In
Nah, it's Caesar. One of the prophecies in his character sheet calls him the sun.You will walk side-by-side with the sun, but never eclipse him, or he will blind you until the three are one.
....I only noticed now, but those are Caesar, Pompey and Crassus no?
....facing the three of them sound fucking terrifying.
Auguries and Foretellings
The Ides of March [EPIC]: You were approached by a wizened old man in the Forum, and in the voice of an augur, he decreed that the one named Caesar must beware the Ides of March. A great doom lies on the horizon, swiftly approaching for the sun that has grown blind in the light of his own glory.
But why "wisdom" when our main activities here have been speeches and law?Well, she could just be a crazy lady ranting in rhyme. For all you know, anyone she's heard of reading a book and speaking well could be a 'child of wisdom'.
Oooooor, she's telling the truth, and she's the living mouthpiece of the divine Apollo.
Who knows?
Well...me. I know. But I'm not telling.
But why "wisdom" when our main activities here have been speeches and law?
My ideal empire is somewhere between Justinian and Suleiman, and as much thalassocratic as militaristic: in the west, Italia up to the Alps, Africa, the western Isles, perhaps part of OTL Provence and the Hispanic coast; the Danube provinces, clientized a la Transylvania if not annexed a la Dacia, securing the soft underbelly of Illyricum (it is no coincidence that Trajan focused on Mesopotamia and Dacia; Illyricum and Syria are the soft underbellies of the Roman Empire). The east, with the Zagros, has neutered Persia, freeing one's hand to expand their tendrils into eastern Africa and Arabia.
Gaul, especially northern Gaul, is strictly speaking unnecessary to this vision, but given Roman cultural and political mores a probable prelude to any oriental excursions. Hispania, being relatively isolated behind the Pyrenees, is somewhat more intriguing to such an empire although the interior (beyond say Andalusia and the Catalan and Valencian coasts) can be clientized rather than annexed outright.
Arabia can be influenced via the Red Sea (which of course requires something of a different mindset, but seeing as this is a quest.... and if Mesopotamia is subdued through the Persian gulf. Trade through what eventually became the Hejaz provides an alternate route.
Having major numerical advantages is one of the few ways we have a goodish chance of nullifying Gemino's bonuses; Telamon's examples cited possible -4 to -6 level penalties for being seriously outnumbered. That brings Gemino down to our level, though the famed Samnite Balls of Steel still present a problem.
Unless Telamon changed it, outnumbering him puts us at around a +12 advantage. Of course, that is the same advantage that the Ninth had and we all know how that turned out for us.Your men would also recieve the (Numerical Superiority) modifier, a straight +6 to all rolls. Unless he pulls multiple crits out his ass and you/Pompolussa simultaneously shit the bed, you'll win handily.
We should also find a wife who Atellus gets along with well. The last thing we want is for Atellus' wife to sleep with his political enemies.Honestly given how much trouble Cleopatra caused for anyone associated with her I'd argue we should stay away from here as much as possible. What we need is a reasonably respectable Roman girl ideally one the comes with a reasonably sizable dowry since our finances are rather limited. We might be able to trade on our honorable name and reputation as a rising star to gain a wife from a younger but very rich family. Good stats are also something to look for, if we could find a wife with good subterfuge and stewardship that would be great.
We should also find a wife who Atellus gets along with well. The last thing we want is for Atellus' wife to sleep with his political enemies.
"Caesar's wife must be above suspicion."
Why would we be more likely to get along with her? Also she's likely to get eaten alive by Roman politics when what we need is someone who can actually help us with that.
That's a reason to wait to marry until after the purges.Seriously speaking, yeah. We'd better go with a nice, chaste, reasonably fertile Roman girl with a mind for business from a respectable family that has connections, preferably connections that don't get us purged by Marius or Sulla.
"Proserpina, I will need the most powerful laxatives you can procure."You're thinking of Augustus, there. All his military victories were solely due to Agrippa. Marc Antony, despite being lackluster or outright horrible in almost every stat —including administration, diplomacy, intrigue, and stewardship — had a 17 in Charisma and amazing military scores. The 'New Dionysus' indeed.
And in 83, you will be...20. Good luck convincing the Senate to invade an outhouse, especially after/during a Civil War involving most every person of note alive in Rome.
Once we manage to gain the rank of Quaestor (Around the age of 30) plus, IF we don't get something like Sulla's reforms in this timline, a to me unknown amount of time it takes the Censors to update the senatorial rolls.To anybody who knows, when do we actually get a seat on the senate, we certainly come from a senatorial family?
To anybody who knows, when do we actually get a seat on the senate, we certainly come from a senatorial family?
Long live the RepublicTM* !We shouldn't be shooting for a Senate seat, we should be shooting for a Consulship, you don't need to be a member of the Senate to be elected Consul
The two big deities associated with wars, heroes, and generals in the Olympian pantheon (which the Etruscans worship with some slight variations) are Ares/Mars and Athena/Minerva. Picking one or the other to refer to any given successful Roman officer is a good bet.But why "wisdom" when our main activities here have been speeches and law?
We shouldn't be shooting for a Senate seat, we should be shooting for a Consulship, you don't need to be a member of the Senate to be elected Consul
Nah, it's Caesar. One of the prophecies in his character sheet calls him the sun.