Why not just direct our entire life solely to cause the maximum amount of headaches and suffering for future historians.
man, if we had a more granular control of Quintus we could do soo much mayhem...
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"We're here outside the recently discovered tomb of the famous inventor, statesman, and general Quintus Cingulatus Atellus whose numerous contributions to natural philosophy and engineering were the backbone of the success of the late Republic and early Empire. Though this tomb was discovered and identified last month it was only last week that the main chamber was carefully breached. The finding inside they tell me are of incredible historical and scientific interest, here we have doctor Max Tiber for more about the artifacts."
"Thank you and good evening! We here at the site are incredibly exited at this find not only because we found the fabled Cingulatus hidden burial site, but because besides the usual funerary chamber contents (body, jewelry, art pieces, etc) we also found 28 thin brass tablets inscribed in incredible detail presumably by the owner of the tomb. these were stored in a wax sealed granite chest. One on top of another with layers of blood soaked papyrus and diatomaceous earth between them. The care in preserving them is not the most impressive of the find though, but their contents. On the topmost tablet alone we can read π to the 500th decimal and on the rest we've managed to identify so far: (photos appear on screen)
a full solar system diagram with estimated orbital periods, a table of elements with expected atomic weights denoted in multiples of hydrogen as units, a DNA diagram, a map of the world including continents that were not discovered until much later, and a calendar of expected solar eclipses, and several others that we have not yet deciphered!"
"That's... that's amazing doctor! but how could you be sure sure these are authentic and not an elaborate hoax from some previous archeologist?"
"Ah yes, well, we did suspect that at first but the several intact clay seals on the site and the inscription on the container convinced us otherwise"
"How so?"
"Well, the granite chest was engraved in bass relief with what we have identified as a Carbon atom whose atomic nucleus contains 6 protons and 8 neutrons..."
"Carbon-14 dating..."
"Yes! Exactly! the papyrus and wax ¹⁴C content matched the appropriate time period and what little DNA we could amplify via PCR matched the body found inside"
"So what can we make from this information doctor?"
"We... Frankly are not sure what to make from this! Some may make sense if we imagine it as a visionary genius but there are so many weird details like information he would have absolutely no way to obtain or his weird choice of index date in his calendars, 104 years after his birth (or 2 before his death) that
might coincide with a rumored infant massacre by a Hebrew king of the time."
"Thank you Doctor, This was Domitia Didius for Empire News Network!"