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"I have a plan for the music," you announce.
"Oh, God help us," mutters Greg. How rude! Especially everyone nodding in agreement. You're all rude too, you assholes!
"I can do the singing," you continue - your new compatriots look surprised or disbelieving, but the gang quickly convince them that it is (amazingly enough) possible; they know all about the singing training you've been doing after all. "
And, I'll handle the instruments too."
Now they all stare at you.
"Uh," says Kelly, pointedly.
You don't sulk. "I can! There's what, two months to do it all in? I can learn a few instruments by then! And there's always beat-boxing, or a comb-and-paper, or the ukelele -"
"I'm pretty sure you can't learn to play
one instrument in two months, let alone learn multiple instruments
and write and perform a load of songs," Mina chides, obviously unimpressed. "We'll find a decent local band who works cheap, and just... take it from there."
She continues on about the music, but your attention is on something else.
You've activated an A+ rank quest! Due to the difficulty of this goal, you potentially stand to earn bonus rewards for its completion!
New Quest!
Part 1: Learn Sheet-Music skill to lvl 100!
Part 2: Learn first instrument skill to minimum of lvl 30!
Part 3: Learn second instrument skill to minimum of lvl 30!
Part 4: Learn third instrument skill to minimum of lvl 30!
Part 5: Learn Composition, Music skill to minimum of lvl 50!
Part 6: Learn Songwriting skill to minimum of lvl 50!
Part 7: Write all necessary songs for your new webseries!
Part 8: Record all necessary music and vocals for your new webseries!
REWARD: +1500 XP to lvl up for every Part achieved, +50,000 XP to level up for full completion, ???
FAILURE: Lower quality webserial.
TIME LIMIT: Day of competition entry (approx. 2 months).
Well. There's a thing.
You tap the accept button with a carefully directed thought, and tune back in to various suggestions regarding bands that might be convinced to work unspeakably cheaply. It's a short list.
"What if I can give you an original song, music and lyrics, all written up within a couple of weeks," you ask suddenly. "That'll at least save
some time and money, right?"
Enrico frowns. "Teeeechnically, yes..."
"He's a moron, but he can do it," Xiang butts in. Ah, Xiang, always there when you least want him, sometimes there when you need him. Maybe you should be nicer to him in future? "And if he doesn't, I'll punch him!" Or not.
Despite most people's concern, and with much insistence regarding your capabilities, you finally have everyone convinced to give you a shot. Somehow. Now all you need to is have a great song ready to show off in the next two weeks - easy, right? ... Right?
Yeah, gotta be.
Drinks finished soon after, everyone gathers their things and head out, Jake clanking along in his armour. No-one mentions it, although he gets plenty of odd looks along the way, and one gap-toothed brat pointing at him and loudly asking if he's a 'viwwain'. Jake waves at him nervously and tries to hide behind the rest of you after that. Considering most people try to avoid the horde of teens and young adults trooping down the road together, for fear of you robbing them (welcome to Crime City!), it's not too hard.
"This is it!" Mina finally says, stopping everyone in front of a decrepit old building stuck between... two other decrepit old buildings. The tarnished sign above the door reads 'CCADS', which apparently stands for Chrome City Amateur Dramatics Society. "This is where my friend in costuming works. Or, um, volunteers. Same thing."
"He doesn't get paid, it really isn't," Enrico mutters, trying to wriggle his way through the group (and away from Jin, who keeps trying to stand by his side or, more creepily, behind him).
"ANYWAY," continues Mina, ignoring him, "just get the hell in already, everyone."
You do.
Her friend isn't here, but someone else waves you through to costuming; as long as you sign the costumes out and don't damage them, it's fine, apparently; now all you have to do is find a suitable costume for Emperor Bob, the scourge of interdimensional paperwork. Oh, and the others will need costumes as the Generals, too, you guess.
What you really need is:
[ ] An expensive-looking suit and tie, like a businessman's, to show how he considers his job.
[ ] Black, spiked, evil-looking warlord armour, to provide a comedic contrast to his personality.
[ ] Casual top and jeans, to really get his lack of interest in ruling across.
[ ] A slinky red dress, because you can pull anything off.
[ ] Write-in