Her virtue had been quite safe in Karina's capable and dexterous hands, her mother had assured frequently and stridently - which had been a peculiar reassurance because of course it was given Karina had been another woman and it wasn't like Henrietta had even asked anything about that.
It's hilarious to me that the roles are reversed in the next generation - Louise is now the useless lesbian, while Henrietta is the oblivious dork.
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The word is that the elves have over the past few decades become staid; their republican system of government barely functional; their institutions calcified; their body politic hopelessly divided. The tales from loose-tongued elves are that they are so consumed by their internal political concerns and their elites are so unwilling to pay taxes that they cannot even direct their deadly warriors to hunt down the heirs of Brimir.
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Lovely stuff! Here's to future updates every Sunday!
 
It's hilarious to me that the roles are reversed in the next generation - Louise is now the useless lesbian, while Henrietta is the oblivious dork.

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Lovely stuff! Here's to future updates every Sunday!

It's been established, IIRC, that the elves come from ZnT!Texas. As opposed to Hell, which is ZnT!California (you can tell by the fact that it's constantly on fire).
 
So basically the moral of the story is that Henrietta has been a shit friend taking advantage of her too loyal/lovestruck bestie and needs to be told that which is a bit of a problem as Louise at the very least has both of those traits kneecapping her ability to tell off her supposed captive.
It's hilarious to me that the roles are reversed in the next generation - Louise is now the useless lesbian, while Henrietta is the oblivious dork.
Louise is a disaster bisexual.
 
So basically the moral of the story is that Henrietta has been a shit friend taking advantage of her too loyal/lovestruck bestie and needs to be told that which is a bit of a problem as Louise at the very least has both of those traits kneecapping her ability to tell off her supposed captive.
What?

No. Henrietta is at worst a traumatized young woman forced into a marriage she never wanted after the tragic death of the man she loved. She's not "taking advantage" of Louise to accept the help that is freely given. Let's also not forget that they want the same thing, vengeance against the Regency council, even if Henrietta wasn't in the story at all Louise would have a very similar motivation.

No advantage is being taken here. Nor is it fair to blame Henrietta for failing to notice her friends feelings when 1) she comes from a culture that is not going to give her a good education on the existence of same-sex relationships and 2) she's so emotionally distraught that she's not in a good psychological state for that kind of awareness.
 
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You're downplaying how much Henrietta has been fucking with shit and how shitty that is to do to her friend. Also whilst they're united in wanting revenge against the Regency Council, Henrietta put a lot of effort into trying to pressure Louise into starting shti with Albion when Louise explicitly didn't want to. This is made really clear in Louise's planning withs Mags in Perfidious Albion, her talks with Tiffania with Henrietta adding that they want the body of the prince, as well as her not listening to Louise about the trap.

Advantage is absolutely being taken, and is I think just a bit of a base state for their relationship as monarch and vassal who happen to be friends. As the various stories about the two when they were younger indicate. I'm not denying that Henrietta is in a bad way but that doesn't excuse being this shit of a friend. Which Henrietta is at least a little self aware of now.

People can be more than one thing. And Henrietta is both the traumatized young woman due to the death of her beloved and the friend who is taking advantage of her best friend's attempts to help.
 
What?

No. Henrietta is at worst a traumatized young woman forced into a marriage she never wanted after the tragic death of the man she loved. She's not "taking advantage" of Louise to accept the help that is freely given. Let's also not forget that they want the same thing, vengeance against the Regency council, even if Henrietta wasn't in the story at all Louise would have a very similar motivation.

No advantage is being taken here. Nor is it fair to blame Henrietta for failing to notice her friends feelings when 1) she comes from a culture that is not going to give her a good education on the existence of same-sex relationships and 2) she's so emotionally distraught that she's not in a good psychological state for that kind of awareness.
Henrietta isn't deliberately exploiting her friends feelings, she is not aware of them after all, but she has been blindsiding Louise with some of her plans and kind of taking advantage of the fact that she knows Louise has some issue with putting her foot down and refusing her. She very much dismisses it as Louise being her friend and seeing things her way in the end, but liberties are being taken and the entire situation in Albion is one huge derail of Louise's goals in the name of Henrietta's obsession with her dead prince.
I'm just not sure that Port's Mouth is everything about the Albionese plan." Louise rolled over, to stare up at the low ceiling. She rubbed her temples. "The transport ships aren't there."

"Well, maybe they're bringing the metal over from Cathay," Henrietta said reasonably. "Don't fret so much, Louise-Francoise."

It did make sense, but… no! Emperor Lee had said he had already sold it. "I'm just not sure."

"Even if they're planning something else, this will still help. It's an important supply depot and one of the major southern ports." She felt the sheets shift as Henrietta balled her hands into fists. "And I need to kill that bastard."

"Henrietta!" Louise said, shocked. She didn't expect that kind of language.

"No, it's the right word! He was one of the people who signed the death warrant, Louise-Francoise!" She wrapped her hands around Louise's face, making her stare at her. Her eyes were red and tears were already welling up. "It's not just a thing I pull out for speeches. Every day, every day I feel the hollow inside my heart where he should be! When I wake in the morning, I wish he was there beside me! If he were here, I wouldn't need to plunge into the darkest of magics because he would be at my side and we could reclaim both our kingdoms forever! This is not rhetoric, Louise-Francoise! This is love!"

Louise could barely breathe. This close, Henrietta's presence and regal will were intoxicating - and for all she said it was not rhetoric, she was lying. Louise had heard her practicing speeches. "He's dead," she managed.

"How dare you!"

"He is! Henrietta, he is dead and," her vision blurred, "and if the Albionese are pl-planning something awful for Tristain, that matters more!"

Henrietta sat up violently. "How can you say that?" she gasped. "I… you… you're my friend! Don't tell me you're betraying me too!"

The words burned. "Henrietta! I would never b-betray you!" Louise protested, sitting up herself.

"Everyone else has! My kingdom, my m-mother, everyone who said they were my friend! No one spoke in my favour! They just locked me up! Even my own mother!"

"Henrietta…"

"Don't just repeat my name!" She drew herself up, face red, tears running. "If I had to choose between him and Tristain, of c-course I would choose him! My sweet love made me feel free for once in my life! He never imprisoned me!"
Henrietta knew that her goals in albion weren't what Louise signed up for, knew she was being selfish and putting her wants ahead of Louise and didn't care. She's very quite willing to take everything Louise done for her and still accuse her of betraying her the second Louise suggested that her prince was dead and that Tristain was a higher priority. Even with not understanding Louise's actual feelings she must have been able to understand how much such an accusation would hurt Louise.

Even after it all blows up in her face and she admits she should have listened to Louise(completely missing the way she's been trampling over Louise's authority since arriving in Albion) she immediately discards her rational revelation that she should plan carefully too make the most of her escape opportunities in favor of tantrum escape attempts that are more about being as much of a headache for whoever took away her darling prince again than they are about actual escaping.

She essentially rationalizes that Louise will come for her, so she's going to be rescued, so even though she consciously decides that she's going to prepare and escape to save Louise time and resources, on a subconscious level she decides that it's fine to blow her chance at escape acting out because it's more emotionally gratifying in the moment. She remains a sulky spoiled princess who takes Louise for granted, and if the two of them going to have a healthy anything, it needs to stop.
 
The way I see it is it's just a bit premature. We aren't even really done with our go green project. None of the buildings in Alexandria is running off Kryptonite or cold engine power right now. Nanobot all purpose material repurposing plants aren't even an option yet. This is just one of quite a few feilds where lexcorp is doing well but not quite finished pushing yet.

Further more soy is like, less than a sixth of our plant goods production. We are nowhere near supply California level, let alone solve world hunger. We also don't even have the fundamentals of genetics researched or all that significant a grasp of the finer nuances of biology. The pieces just very much aren't in place, and won't be for a while, longer given the likelyhood of new problems or obligations to divert resources from a consist effort to develop it.

We have other avenues we are primed to excel in, and more immediately beneficial low dc actions to take in it's place, and a plethora of long worked towards goals that are about to come yo fruition which we need to exploit while the exploiting is good. It's simply not the right time in my opinion.

I think this might have been meant for a different thread?
 
A few phrasings seemed a little off to me.
Unfortunately, he seemed unwilling to have free use of her hands, probably out of some fear she would have tried to kill him
I would prefer "leave", given that it is her possession of said hands being questioned.
For one, she was in full agreement about how unsuited her mother was as a ruler - and having met her father's shade, he had been a disappointment.
or perhaps "how unsuited a ruler her mother was". Alternatively "how unsuitable her mother was a ruler". There doesn't really seem to be anything definitively tying "unsuited" to any part of the statement.
A thousand men could die in front of me and I would no more weep for them than I do for this wooden figure that represents them.
I don't see any establishment that his actions are the subject of the statement.
 
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Still enjoying this a lot and having an entire arc to look forward to over the next however many weeks is pretty nice.

grounds, which overlooked the traditional mausoleums of the Albionese royalty. Unfortunately, he seemed unwilling to have free use of her hands, probably out of some fear she would have tried to kill him. It was a real problem,

I assume this should be 'let her have free use of her hands'. (Edit: Oops, missed someone else noting this right above. Oh well, I'll leave this as an alternate phrasing.)
 
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"The Zero!"

The pink-haired girl exploded into motion, leaping up with her teeth clenched. She landed on one foot, bringing the other around in an arc which would have probably have got her scolded by her etiquette tutor for being unfeminine. Well, unfeminine it may have been, but it was undeniably effective, and connected directly with the creature's face with a smooth follow-through.

The jester went flying back with a clank and a rattle, bounced three times, and fell with a scream through one of the holes in the floor
We need the Jester back, especially now that he has so much new material like.
the cutest little bedwarmer ever!
To start with. There is also "Seducer of Succubi" and "Tempter of Emperors".

Oh! Maybe Louise could sic Tiffania's children on it? That could be fun?
 
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overlords and overladies aren't exactly like cats. For one, you can't wear them as a hat.
I now envision a comic in which, at the head of respective grim armies, two grand figures of utter malevolence are glaring at one another from atop dragons, and the dragons are growling at one another, and the growls translate to something along the lines of "My hat is the swankiest!" "No! My hat is the swankest!"...
 
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fai-"

"It's Guiche de Gramont"

"I wasn't finished!"

"Listen lady, we been through this once we've been through this 100 times. No matter what you add after fair, it ain't gonna be you, not in that getup you tasteless broad. it don't change that your way, way far down on a list that starts with the name, Guiche de Gramont."

"Oh that just can't be true"

"Yet it is. I'm a damn magic mirror, not some kiddy crossword puzzle you can solve to win a prize your face can't get you. The truth is what I show. The rules don't change because you say the bloody magic words. Now, can we do some actual work here? All these repeat questions is bad for my resume."
 
Speaking of Guiche, his tendency to talk to villains might have some interesting results should the heroic party meet up with the Overlady. Assuming his patriotism doesn't override that trait.
 
Speaking of Guiche, his tendency to talk to villains might have some interesting results should the heroic party meet up with the Overlady. Assuming his patriotism doesn't override that trait.
It depends on whether they meet her before she kills joseph, and if Tabitha inherits the mantle of Mind of Evil from Joseph. It would be a stunningly Ironic turn of events if Louise were to defeat Joseph, remove the regency council by revealing there ties to the Albigone, and install Henrietta as figurehead ruler of tristain(because Louise is doing all the real rulers work) only for Kirche, Guiche and Montmorency to sign on with OverLady Tabitha in the name of defeating the dreadful Overlady of the north who puppets the tristain throne from the shadows. It would be an excellent flip of the script.
 
It depends on whether they meet her before she kills joseph, and if Tabitha inherits the mantle of Mind of Evil from Joseph. It would be a stunningly Ironic turn of events if Louise were to defeat Joseph, remove the regency council by revealing there ties to the Albigone, and install Henrietta as figurehead ruler of tristain(because Louise is doing all the real rulers work) only for Kirche, Guiche and Montmorency to sign on with OverLady Tabitha in the name of defeating the dreadful Overlady of the north who puppets the tristain throne from the shadows. It would be an excellent flip of the script.
Honestly that's a lot that's gotta line up. I don't see the Mind skipping over two heirs at minimum to get to Tabitha when one of them is likely getting the kill in a much more proper way than Joseph tried to get the Heart with. Louise doesn't really have much conscious desire to try to deviate from her original plan just yet, and likely won't until her secret identity schtick starts to fall apart. And ignoring the fact that I don't see the heroic party rallying behind Tabitha, especially with a legitimate von Zerbst in the group, I actually don't think Tabitha would inherit if the Mind was in the wind. Between what Catt has said about Louis' thoughts on the creation and traits of heirs, Louise's speculation that the Gallians pulled the same shit as Louis had been with the Valliere family, and what the Left Hand thought of the three Valliere sisters I have to say that I don't think Tabitha's fucked up little head is void heir material much like how Catt isn't. Least of all now that Guiche has started to help her be Good and I think Kirche is also doing so.
 
So I rereading, and I found something relevant to the recent chapter, but first, crazy AU ideas.
Eleanore wanted a little brother
This, as well as the revamping arc in general, made me go from wondering how they were keeping Louise safe from Louis while Karina was away and the father was stuck at Catt's bedside, to imagining a scenario where Louise was sent to the Zerbsts, and ended up dragged alongside Kirche on a Blitzhart adventure, complete with crossdressing, except it took, leading to a Louis(Louise) attending the academy as a trans male. Her experience from the blitzhart adventure see's a general improvement to louis's(Louise's) physical abilities, as well as slight shift in general priorities which naturally changes a few things. I'm curious how people think such a Louis(Louise) would be. Personally, one of the bigger changes I see is a Louis(Louise) who, like Blitzhart and Kirche, prefers leather armor and occasionally beats or beheads a foe rather than magicing/minioning them to death. Thoughts?
"Oh yes," Louise said, a glimmer of hope in her voice. "That was my special childhood place, you know. I have a lot of fond..."

"Well, the marble building on the island in the centre is the mausoleum of Louis de la Vallière, so it'll be there." Cattleya paused. "Or is it a tomb? Or an ossuary? I'm sorry, for one of the living dead I really don't know my way around tombs! I just sleep in my room with soil under my mattress and thick curtains."
Always found this interesting. Like, it's vaguely surprising the duke never made a grab for her. Like seriously, if he had thralls , he could have used Catt's blood to leave the Mausoleum and get Catt to enthrall some Servants and convey Louise to him at any time, and she would have gone along with it out of curiosity over the islands mystery and a lowered guard do to fond memories. Just very interesting to consider, even if the story would be much more tragic.
"Your queen's just a good kisser as usual, you know! I went where only two men and one woman have been before! And your maids are a fine crop this year!"
So, Two men and one woman. Seems I've underestimated Henrietta's mother, though we don't have proof it's Karin, it does seem likely. For the men, her husband, and either himself(he did say as usual) or if he's referring to another man, possibly Louise's father? Could Henrietta share a half sibling with Louise who ES is saving for later in the plot?
 
So, Two men and one woman. Seems I've underestimated Henrietta's mother, though we don't have proof it's Karin, it does seem likely. For the men, her husband, and either himself(he did say as usual) or if he's referring to another man, possibly Louise's father? Could Henrietta share a half sibling with Louise who ES is saving for later in the plot?
Blitzhart may not be a fully reliable source. As it's very likely he's basing his comments more off of rumors than what he's witnessed and Karin and the now queen were strongly rumored to be close. Given the sort of person that Blitzhart is, he'd probably believe the rumors even past the majority let the rumor die after Karin got married. One man at the very least was her husband for sure but the other has a whole lot of options. but I'd guess it was some other rescuerer of hers whom she might have been disappointed about not being Karin. At least that's the realistic speculation.
 
Blitzhart may not be a fully reliable source. As it's very likely he's basing his comments more off of rumors than what he's witnessed and Karin and the now queen were strongly rumored to be close. Given the sort of person that Blitzhart is, he'd probably believe the rumors even past the majority let the rumor die after Karin got married. One man at the very least was her husband for sure but the other has a whole lot of options. but I'd guess it was some other rescuerer of hers whom she might have been disappointed about not being Karin. At least that's the realistic speculation.
I don't know. It feels like if anyone one would bother to actually follow up on those rumors, and slay/bed the right monster to find out through some ridiculous magical object they had, it would be Blitzhart.
 
I don't know. It feels like if anyone one would bother to actually follow up on those rumors, and slay/bed the right monster to find out through some ridiculous magical object they had, it would be Blitzhart.
Yeah I have absolutely zero idea where you're getting that impression. Every direct reference to Blitzhart that I can recall and the few things he does where we can see him point towards a very direct and unsubtle man with no inclination to check anything that neatly fits his worldview beyond whatever his heritage has him doing automatically due to the evolutionary pressures of being the Valleries' blood rivals. Hearing that Karin got up to the sort of thing he would do with a princess with the now Queen seems like the sort of thing he'd just believe because she's his arch-rival. Furthermore, the interactions between Danny and Guiche are very informative. For Guiche's generally very meticulous and curious means of hero work is something that Danny finds novel and not at all like what his dad does.
 
Hmm. Fair enough, but on to the latest look into the past and mind shattering revelations.
"'E eez… 'ow do you say it, 'the man', no?" Tabitha said indistinctly, studiously sketching something in the margins of her book. "I wonder eef 'e would keel a king eef 'e thought ze man was evil? Eef he 'ad found some evidence, perhaps, no?"

"Oh, he would and has," Kirche said morosely. "He has the head of Ferdinand the Black mounted on the wall at home. Next to the head of a dragon, and Xyctlymrnyl the Unpronouncable, who tried to invade our lands. That was an 'exciting' Silver Pentecost. The demons were a welcome relief considering the mood my father was in because my youngest brother was another girl." She sighed. "My family is mucked up."
"Of course you aren't." King Joseph patted him on the head. "Good boy. And now, I will have a message to send to the Steel Maiden. Your people will help me."

"Uh… I don't understand how, your… your majesty," the shaking Cromwell said, words falling over themselves. "I don't exactly know where she's hiding out and-"

"Zut alors, must I explain this to simpletons? I will 'ave your people 'o are patrolling this miserable cesspool of a country carry the invitation to 'er! And then when she murders them, she will find that message! It is not that complicated! Unless, of course," he added, his Gallian accent thickening to a mocking degree, "you wish to tell me 'non'? You big brave 'ero."
Blitzhart von Zerbst, has killed kings proven to be evil, and will do so again if provided with sufficient evidence. Joseph is sending a clear and undeniable message revealing his location to Louise, which will provide evidence no doubt proving he is the person behind all of these plots, including Albigone, and likely his status as a Darklord of Mind as well.

Obviously he won't reveal his actual identity, but location and proof that a dark lord behind Albigone will be at said location is all Louise needs to point Blitzhart at Joseph, provided she can figure out a means of doing so, and decides that would be a good idea. This is of course, assuming tabitha doesn't happen to anyone bearing the message first, realize it's Joseph, and send Blitzhart his way on her own.
 
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