Oh God, am I the Mannis now? - GoT/SI

Hmmm, I wonder what the Tyrell reaction would be if Stabby counselling Bobby against Cersei was seen as him wanting her for himself?

Also, can't the Iron king legitimise bastards? If so why not just get Bobby a harem? Any bastards would be acknowledged and the fittest of them would be named successor. (Or is that too Britannia?)
 
What *really* soiled Cersei's relationship with Robert was the fact that Robert was still madly in love with another woman and pining over her... Not a great start to their marriage. Then of course Robert ended up as a fat pig of a drunk, abusive (or just absent) in the upbringing of their children, sleeping around with whores everywhere, and if I'm not mistaken, beating his own wife...

But here, Stannis is preventing that (more or less). Sure, Robert drinks (what noble doesn't, in Westeros?), but Stannis keeps the man on his toes and ensures that Robert doesn't let himself go too far.

If Robert could end up realizing that the Stark he fell in love with probably doesn't feel the same way about him, and that it's better for him to move on... well, then Robert would probably be a decent catch for Cersei, and one that she wouldn't have to actively avoid. He'd be a king, and at this point in time Robert is big, strong and handsome as well. With Jaime out of the Kingsguard... it could definitely work. Because Cersei *is* damn beautiful, and probably one heck of a wildcat in bed, which a non-pining Robert is sure to enjoy. If Robert and her could stomach each other through marriage, then I can actually see them eventually ending up being fond of each other... maybe even growing to love one another.

...Damn it. Now I'm thinking of a Westeros Noble version of Fiddler on the Roof's "Do you love me?", with Robert and Cersei, after many years of merely tolerating one another other, having this kind of exchange....


"Cersei... do you love me?"
"Do I what?!"
"Shhh- do you love me?"
"Do I love you?"
"Well?"

(.....)
"The first time I truly met you, was on our wedding day... I was scared."
"I was shy."
"I was nervous."
"So was I..."

(.....)
"THEN YOU LOVE ME?!"
"I... suppose I do."
"And... I suppose, I love you too."

(.....)
"It doesn't change a thing... but even so..."
"After all these years, it's nice to know..."



...Hnnng.

But yeah, even if that doesn't end up happening, I don't want to see Tywin's/Cersei's friendship with Stannis going up in smoke... so many fics treat them as "RAWR, I'M A VILLAIN AND I WILL RUIN THE HERO'S PLANS!"-cutouts that it's refreshing to see fics that don't try to railroad them as mere obstacles for the protagonist to overcome.

So, I'm more in favour of the Martells (more specifically, Oberyn) trying to cause some shit. He's underhanded enough to go to any lengths to get the revenge he feels that his family is owed, if you ask me... and if his family, house or country ends up being pressured or driven into a corner... well, the snakes will strike out and start applying their poison, I bet.
 
Stabby; Robert you cannot marry Cersei
Robert; Why?
Stabby; She is not a virgin.
Robert; Ha Ha you sly dog you. You really are my brother come here and get drunk with me and we will go whoring.
Stabby than says shit shit shit shit shit in his head
 
If not Cersei//Lyanna then who? Nobody will accept to Tyrell brides for the Baratheons.
Ok, it doesn't exactly need to be a Lord Paramount (or one of their relations) for Robert to marry. He could marry some Stormlands girl and I don't think too many people would raise a fuss (other than Tywin, but fuck him) and might actually be prudent since Stabby is going to marry a reach Girl and Renly might not marry at all. Don't want to alienate the vassels like the Tullys did.
Another idea was for a setback is for the Dornish to anonymously drop off a few diseased toys with the servant children Renly is known to play with. This is what I would call; hitting all of Stabby's berserk buttons and would lead to an immediate bloody war with Dorne.

Thing is, the Dornish don't exactly NEED to do anything to have Stabby bring the wrath of God down on them. It just needs to look like they did. Some of Vary's agents that you missed (or other groups who have their own agendas. Hell, even Tywin could do it) could have enacted some plan or another to make it seem like they did. Plus it would honestly be easier for Stabby to council Robert against Cersie without getting caught since he's his brother and they can talk in private (like on a hunt) pretty much any time they want.
 
@Sir Rabby just remember. Conflict and nerfing for the sake of conflict and nerfing is bad writing. Set backs for the sake of having set backs is also bad writing. Advesity for one character should come at the hands and actions of another character, acting in logical and self interested manner. It shouldn't be author fiat. If you have to force a character to act out of character with himself, and against his own interest, purely to cause drama for himself and others, you're doing it wrong.
 
@Sir Rabby You have spies just tell your grandfather and Jon Arryn that you have many disturbing reports of incest about Cersei and Jaime. Along with the sudden disappearance of potential witnesses to said events.
 
@Sir Rabby You have spies just tell your grandfather and Jon Arryn that you have many disturbing reports of incest about Cersei and Jaime. Along with the sudden disappearance of potential witnesses to said events.
Refuge in audacity? Might just work.

Concerning Dorne, I think the best result is to play them off against the Lannisters and focus on integrating them into the rest of the Kingdoms. You don't want to fight a war of swords, you want to fight a war of economies and culture. The best thing you can do to an enemy is to make them not want to fight you to begin with. Bind them to the Realm.

And if you ever want to be cheeky, there's always the option of getting someone to invent some confectionary or pastry that's long, Dornish lemon-curd filled, and vaguely spear shaped, call it a Martell, and just sit back and watch the fun as they try to figure out if it's an insult or a complement.
 
the Targs have escaped from Dragonstone and currently a few dragonseedlings are pretending to be them. They've already gone to Pentos. Does this sound contrived? I just can't imagine them sitting around, seeing Stabbies new ships taunting them, and not realize that one island can't fight off a continent.

Wasn't the reason they were stuck at Dragonstone for however long it was canonically cos the Queen was pregnant, and thus couldn't safely be moved such a long distance to Essos(plus honestly, a trip to Essos should take a while, even from Dragonstone, and they'd surely have noticed the ships leaving). Plus, I'm pretty sure the Targaryens thought they could last considering Dragonstone is a veritable fortress and they have what basically amounts to the Royal fleet all gathered around Dragonstone.

I don't know if the Queen would be able to survive being pregnant on a boat for however many months it takes to reach Essos. Ships are not a good place to be on anyway. And if Danaerys is born already, there shouldn't be a Targ fleet left to escape on, since it gets completely wiped out in the storm during Danaerys' birth.

I'm kind of surprised that Stabby hasn't attacked Dragonstone early, considering he's building ships muuuch faster than canon. Honestly, it seems like you're making him delay things to purposely allow the Targaryens to get away for drama purposes.

I was considering having him be caught counseling Robert against Cersei,

Tywin trying to crown Cersei,

I don't think this really makes sense with how you've done things currently? Wasn't Cersei trying to court Stannis or whatever, and Tywin was supporting her? Why would he then decide to change his mind and go for Robert when Stannis is honestly, the much better choice. Yeah, he doesn't have a daughter as Queen, but he would have a daughter married to the current heir, whose also a war-hero and is making maaad dosh and has a lot of power, thus making him a very useful ally to have.
 
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  • Things have been going rather well for Stabby and its time for a major setback. I was considering having him be caught counseling Robert against Cersei, with all the fallout associated with it. It would almost immediately nix the idea of reaching out to Tywin for a bank and mess up the arc I had planned for Essosi intrigue.
  • Another idea was for a setback is for the Dornish to anonymously drop off a few diseased toys with the servant children Renly is known to play with. This is what I would call; hitting all of Stabby's berserk buttons and would lead to an immediate bloody war with Dorne.

Both of these are really weak, i would rather see some conflict with the Starks stabby being against the marriage with Lyanna, because he is supporting a Lannister queen (him being allied with the Lannisters and all that).
 
Two power blocks seem to be forming in Westeros. On one side there is what looks like Stormlands-Reach-Westerlands and in the other side there is the Riverlands-Vale and possibly North. Funny how the alliances seem to gravitate to something that looks like the same setup as the ones during the war of the five kings.

Wonder if the Martells will try to play the two sides against each other.

Also I'm deeply pinning for a Jenna/Stabby power team that tackles the Lyanna issue. :(
 
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Would rather you didn't have him caught council Robert against cersei as I'm sure the two brothers have private places where they can talk and I really don't think tywin would let that change their relationship that much as stabby would have a couple of reasonable reasons he could defend himself with.

I sort of want to see the northnorth vale andand riverlands continue they sort of power block against himhim.

The Targs could escape yes, stabbys fleet probably doesn't outnumber the royal fleet yet but I'm sure it's growing quick enough to scare them. Doubt they would get as many supporters leaving with them, it's one thing to be a loyalist supporting the targs on dragonstone and another to do so in an entirely different country. They would still have more support than cannon though cause danys storm won't kill most of their boats.
 
I think we're kind of losing track of who Cersei actually is as a person.

Which is to say, at the very least, a not very pleasant one. Her signs of mental unbalance started way before she married Robert. By this time she has already drowned one of her friends in a well because of some woman's prophecy, physically/mentally abused Tyrion and began a sexual relationship with Jamie. If you think the Jamie thing is going to go away if she becomes queen then you are sadly mistaken, if anything it would only encourage it. The only way I could think to prevent it is to keep them seperated always, which would be impossible to do. She is the type of person who believes that once they have power that no one should be able to tell them shit. She is the worst type of narcissit the one that believes that they are the smartest person in the room, always, and when she fucks up she blames it on others. On top of everything she believes she deserves to have power, this leads to an ambitious streak a mile wide. Which we will have to deal with wherever she manages to sink her claws into.

Cersei is Cersei, she is not going to stop being so because she had some pleasant interactions with Stannis or if Stannis tells Robert not to be an asshole. Her personality by itself is a reason (if he is smart) Stannis should lolnope a marriage with her. Maybe Robert could marry a lesser Lannister if one is around? Honestly anyone is pretty much better than Cersei (except maybe Lysa?).
 
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I think we're kind of losing track of who Cersei actually is as a person.

Which is to say, at the very least, a not very pleasant one. Her signs of mental unbalance started way before she married Robert. By this time she has already drowned one of her friends in a well because of some woman's prophecy, physically/mentally abused Tyrion and began a sexual relationship with Jamie. If you think the Jamie thing is going to go away if she becomes queen then you are sadly mistaken, if anything it would only encourage it. The only way I could think to prevent it is to keep them seperated always, which would be impossible to do. She is the type of person who believes that once they have power that no one should be able to tell them shit. She is the worst type of narcissit the one that believes that they are the smartest person in the room, always, and when she fucks up she blames it on others. On top of everything she believes she deserves to have power, this leads to an ambitious streak a mile wide. Which we will have to deal with wherever she manages to sink her claws into.

Cersei is Cersei, she is not going to stop being so because she had some pleasant interactions with Stannis or if Stannis tells Robert not to be an asshole. Her personality by itself is a reason (if he is smart) Stannis should lolnope a marriage with her. Maybe he could marry a lesser Lannister if one is around? Honestly anyone is pretty much better than Cersei (except maybe Lysa?).
Ser stabby is marrying a tyrell dude
 
OMAKE! Mayor Wilkins the Dragon Thief
OMAKE: Mayor Wilkins the Dragon Thief

BTVS/ASOIAF

AN:
I have no idea how far I'm taking this, even if only peppering it in every so often, but I won't let the regular story fall by the wayside. Still, I'm bowing to my muse who dragged me into a dirty alley and had its way with me. Don't judge me. I present to you; Mayor Wilkins from BTVS fame and his sometimes wacky, but always polite, hijinks in Westeros.

Occasionally wonderful bright and jolly youths, and sometimes not so youthful ones, come visit my hometown of Sunnydale. Presumably for its excellent climate, state of the art infrastructure, and its thriving nightlife. I've shepherded this town of mine for the better part of a century, and some change, and I'd like to think I've done it all with a remarkable zest for improving its lot in life. From a poor, and dying, colony outpost built on top of the ceremonial burial grounds of a, sadly, displaced local populace.

Those poor, stubbornly clinging to their heathen ways, locals never quite stood a chance. Despite all they unfortunately experienced it seemed, for quite some time, that their suffering was entirely in vain. The promised gold, from the mines, and trade tariffs simply never entirely materialized. Small fortunes were indeed made by some, which fueled the appetites of hundreds of others, but the mines soon ran out.

The loss of profitable yield from the mines meant that in turn few people had compelling reasons to, as they say, stick around. Unbeknownst to me but rather obvious in hindsight...I hardly imagine the voracious appetites of certain subsections of the population, for their ostensible 'neighbors and mobile food' – which nowadays might be referred to as fast food -, didn't help matters really.

At that point I had already lived a long and fulfilling life. And thus I was, somewhat indelicately perhaps, completely tired of it all. I knew there had to be more in life. There was no doubt in my mind there was something else out there. Something vast and terrifying. And yet, I simply had to know.

So I dedicated my considerable gumption and chutzpah to discovering this otherness. This vaguely definable and utterly slippery something that was forever eluding me.

It suffices to say that I found it. And it found me.

I learned rapidly and with a hunger for more, so ferocious that even the various critters that stalk the nights gave me a wide berth. Unfortunately this stymied my endeavors into unlocking the secret histories of the local exotic wildlife. I'd long since resigned myself to that particular reality.

Since then I've held sway over my fair town for decades and decades. I've fought off incursions from rival powers, highly interested in the powers of the hellmouth, and figuring out why Sunnydale wasn't rejecting me as it had done to others. The fools simply could not comprehend the idea of leaving that abyss to its own designs. Once you ignore the source, and quietly feed off its ambient power -and not to mention the unlikely disturbances to the local and peculiar demographics which have a distinct power of their own-, you can acquire quite the prodigious strength.

Once firmly in control all that was left to do was to pick off those that proven true threats to the status quo. There were few of those, which at the time I regarded as a blessing, but now I fear was sheer complacency.

I've made some regrettable, shall we say deals, errors of judgment in my waning twilight. You'd think that such a dignified and accomplished old man wouldn't be so easily bamboozled, if you will. You would most certainly be wrong.

I was had.

Mind you, I bore no ill will to these entities. They did what they do best. I was simply another cog in their endlessly vast series of interconnected and intertwined machinations that spun their world. And yet it did not stop me from feeding them to their peers.

A statement was made, a reputation forged, and future negotiations proved far more beneficial. Even those, comparatively, cheap bargains eventually came to haunt me. I had, of course, foreseen this and arrived to the conclusion that if I wasn't me anymore...they would not be able to repossess their outstanding 'debts'.

I was wrong.

I fully admit that I was taken in by my sheer staying power and solid position as the proverbial lord of my manor. I was hoodwinked. Once again had.

Outwitted.

Enraged.

Betrayed.

And most upsetting...it wasn't by some fell hell beast. Or by some fearsome entity that stalked the world eons before we humans, we people, carved out a path across a world filled with horrors. Nay.

I was had by a Slayer of all things. And her pack of miscreants.

Still, the void wasn't so bad. It appeared that my many, many, outstanding debt were causing some strife. The various owners couldn't quite agree who got what and since there was not, as of yet, a way to slice souls into two in order to let them regrow into full...

Well, that might work. Good thing I didn't taunt them.

They all managed to agree on the notion of consigning me to oblivion. But there is something about, what the miscreants cheerfully call, team black hats that presents hurdles in attaining consensus. Inevitably one of less powerful demonic entities would feel slighted by the others and attempt some scheme or other to swipe me. Or at least that was what I quietly hoped for. In that deep and dark recess in the back of my mind where thoughts lurk that I dare not contemplate for long.

Once...

Once there was a bright light and I was fearful.

The eons since have taught me true fear. Or perhaps they aren't eons. Perhaps they've stuck me in a pocket dimension devoid of anything and somehow managed to cut off my access to my deep reserves of strength. My power, my will, my magic.

So when another bright light came I did not shrink back. I didn't not flinch and instead threw myself at it with a veritable zest that I had not felt in a long time. I didn't know at the time what would follow, or the things I would get up to, but it was the single best decision of my life.

=-=​

I stumbled to my knees, harder than a man of my age should, but welcomed the sharp sting with a joy that put any other I had ever felt to shame. I was real. It wasn't all a dream. I quickly caught myself and slapped myself just to send a message to the subconscious. The notion that nobody could have possibly heard me think that didn't matter in the slightest.

I was more than a little bit disgusted with myself.

With some effort I worked my way to my feet and properly took in my surroundings. How I managed to overlook the overwhelming presence of stone and wooden walls I couldn't explain. Massive towers lined the walls as far as the eye could see. Walls, towers and men everywhere.

Armed men. In armor.

Oh.

More than a handful came upon me, rapidly in pace, but still far away enough for me to consider my response. I ruthlessly forced down the errant thought that my magic might not have come here with me but it was quickly replaced by the spark of power that rushed through me as I reached for it. Actually sparks now lined my hands and the men were somewhat less eager to come near.

I let the sparks dissipate, wore a wide smile, and waved the men closer. The men-at-arms, all clearly identified with shields that bore four small emblems, approaching me were led by a youthful commander it seemed. With an arrogant tilt to his visage, but not standing all that tall, the lad urged them all onward. I could sense their hesitation so I was careful not to make any threatening moves.

I had already worked out a rudimentary approach to this situation. Since I had clearly found myself in one of the more folksy, shall we say old timey for accuracy's sake, hell dimensions. It held a distinct medieval look, and feel, which in turn meant that I likely could not afford to introduce myself as Mayor Richard Wilkins the Third.

As much as that might pain me...I sincerely doubted that the local populace, if their leaders could afford to build these staggering fortifications, likely held much respect for elected office. Instead I would have to introduce myself with some variant of a vaguely noble sounding title. Could I guess and claim a small county somewhere far away?

Or should I attempt the more general Lord?

How much magical ability should I disclose to them? All of these questions, and many more, plagued my thoughts but each of them was a concern for another time. Now I simply needed to look unthreatening, useful, and in a position to acquire my bearings. And perhaps get ready to negotiate with the owners of this hell dimension. Usually finding out who they are is as easy as hopping over to the nearest temple.

They always love to be venerated.

Fortunately, all men also love healers and the other side of the coin – when concerning the varied and many magics for the enforcement of a particular mage's will upon third parties- was that when you learn how to shred apart bodies...you tend to figure out how to stitch them back together again. Now, what was the incantation for the translation spells again?

"Trespasser! In in the light of day no less! Who do you serve that makes you this bold, trespasser?"

Oh, English! Another clue and confirmation that this was, indeed, a hell dimension. I wonder who ran it? In any case the arrogant young noblemen certainly set the tone for this encounter. Still with a wide smile plastered upon my face I replied to his implied question, "Greetings, my Lord."

Generic is probably for the best.

"My name is Lord Richard Wilkins the Third and I appear to have lost my bearings."

The young man, somewhere in his late teens, looked incredulous but bit out, "Lost your bearings? Straight into my father's castle as it lays besieged by the fucking Tully's? Could you not come up with some better excuse, trespasser?"

Well, it was obvious that hadn't I shown my magic the lad would have simply cut me down. I'd stumbled into a siege by some faction called 'Tully'. Presumably the loathsome adjective wasn't part of their titles.

I quickly responded, "A spell gone rather awry, you see, that led to this unfortunate state of events. I did not mean to end up here, my Lord."

I could tell he was having a difficult time with this and yet, he had seen my hands light up. I wonder what his response would be to my dissolving into smoke and flying away if he gives the wrong order. It was probably for the best not to kill the little blighter. Especially if his father can afford such monuments to his ego. Or perhaps such castles were common and a necessity in this hell dimension? I was eager to find out in any case.

Before the lad could rally I continued, "I should like to make amends for my grievous incursion upon your soil, my Lord. Do you have any injured or sick men who might benefit from my magic?"

The young noble, who still hadn't so much as introduced himself – although he may have a reasonable expectation of being known in his father's castle-, hesitantly replied, "That will not be for me to decide...Lord Richard Wilkins. If...if you would follow me to my father."

Oh.

That was more than a little bit of hesitation. Was that fear? Already?

That couldn't be right?

Right?

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To ease the men, and their lordling, I was on my best behavior as I followed them up the various unending stairs that led to the King of the Castle. From their responses to my polite questions I had figured out that the King, for he was no Lord as I had imagined, was a a rapacious conqueror that had steadily taken over a vast slice of the continent called Westeros. From his homeland, on some archipelago of islands off the coast, he came to rule the center of the continent and was poised to take over the rest. Something he might accomplish perhaps not within his lifetime, but then his sons and grandsons certainly could, were it not for the threat that stood opposed to him.

Dragon Lords.


Actual, veritable, Dragon Lords riding their Dragons as they stated their ambition to conquer all before them. They hail from some other island on the far end of the continent but clearly owning Dragons means that distances don't matter overmuch.

Already I had lined myself with fire resistant charm after charm. Since I had already gone through somewhat of an abyss concerning fire and explosions I had little taste to acquaint myself with more of the like. Some practical expertise however did inform me that some kind of variable in the spells was needed to provide breathable air. Being impervious to fire is meaningless if the Dragons can keep their breath going longer than you can.

The office of the King wasn't as ostentatiously decorated as I might have assumed. It was spare, somewhat Spartan, and reminiscent of a barracks tent with all of its implications. The King himself, Harren Hoare, did not deign to acknowledge us until he was finished with his paperwork.

A vile and tortuous reality of life that I did not particularly miss.

"My youngest claims you've arrived through the workings of magic, entirely by accident. Is that true...Lord Richard?"

How do you address King's again?

"Indeed, your Majesty. I have also offered him my services in reparations to my intrusion upon your dominion, your Majesty."

A single eyebrow slowly rose as the man took me in. I'd been on the receiving end of more than a few of their long stares and didn't let it intimidate me overmuch. That would take more than a glorified Norman, as the youngsters say, eyeballing me.

"Send them in."

Behind me the thick wooden doors, intricately carved with viking-esque motifs, swung open again and through them appeared another handful of men. From a quick glance I could tell they were all compromised from some sort of struggle with sharp implements. Others, lesser numbers though, were ailing from various unappatizing diseases.

Men should not be quite that jaundiced.

I looked over to the King, the tremendously musclebound Viking nodded sharply towards the men in return, and I went to work. From the depths of my reserves I willed my strength to saturate my very being, causing me to slightly light up white – an occasionally beneficial quirk of my personal brand of magic-, and unleashed it upon the hapless men.

I was never one for comforting notions of softness, or kindness for its own sake, so I never quite bothered to work out some of the downsides to my healing spells. Well, spells that if you squint at them could pass for healing spells. Even if they only work by forcibly draining the damage away. The men, for I held enough strength and focus to handle six of them at once, screamed in response to their body forcibly converting muscle and fat into the building blocks that would rapidly repair their bodies.

They screamed themselves hoarse long before I was done with them. But eventually even those skeptics, who I didn't miss grabbing for their sword handles only to be waved down by the King, were completely fine. Exhausted and twisted through a wringer but all in one piece, again. With a smile that only slightly signified my smugness I softly spoke, "They'll recover in an hour or so if you give them meat and drink, your Majesty."

The burly King peered at me and said, "That didn't look entirely comfortable, Lord Richard."

Again I answered his implied question, "Magic always has a cost. All I did was to ensure that all of their own future healing, which magic accounts for as them being perfectly at rest for however long its duration, all gets crammed into a significantly shortened period. Which results in the...discomfort."

There, that made sense right?

Or at least, it was more palatable than explaining I never bothered to fix it. I'd already claimed some incompetence, I could scarcely afford to show any more.

The King nodded sharply, again, and the slightest hint of smile played around his lips, "Harwyn, arrange for rooms for Lord Richard to stay at. I'll send the esteemed sorcerer along in a short while."

The young man sprang up and loudly spoke, "Aye, father. At once."

The lad rushed out of the office, quickly followed by a number of his men, and I found myself once again being stared at by the King after I finished working upon the rest of the ailing lads.

"In your own words you claimed a need for restitution and I shall hold you to it. You'll serve me until the end of this siege, after which you may depart at will. Or burn once the Dragons come. We shall see, Lord Richard."

Now his smile grew more pronounced, "Now, where do sorcerers such as yourself hail from? I've encountered many men, and women too, who claimed such powers but never quite seemed able to deliver. And yet...you've healed those men with nary a gesture. Explain, Lord Richard."

With my faint smile still beaming I responded, "I'm from Sunnydale, your Majesty. A somewhat small demesne on the Eastern Coast of my homeland. I...I do not imagine it is on any of your maps."

Was this a risk?

Sure, but you cannot set yourself up with cumbersome lies. All your lies must work for you, and if it means the owners of this hell dimension manage to twig to my presence any sooner....so much the better, and not be wasted.

Another singular eyebrow was raised, "Are you claiming to be from beyond the Summer Sea?"

Did he get that from 'Sunny'-dale? Huh.

Why not?

"Perhaps, your Majesty. It would require some study."

Again another one his hard and fast nods, "Very well. Why do you persist in addressing me as such? Is it the custom of your lands, Lord Richard?"

Oh, gosh. Was I inadvertently insulting him?

I slightly bowed to the King and said, "My apologies if I offended you, for I did not know how to properly address one such as you. Might you enlighten me...?"

Now entirely without smiles he replied, "Men call me, your Grace. As men have always done for the Hoares. As men do throughout the lands for their own Kings, far and wide. Adapt, Lord Richard, or perhaps I will take offense one day."

"Of course, your Grace."

And on that day I'm making your bones dance out of your body. Or perhaps I'll simply take one of his sons minds' for a joyride and arrange for a quiet death for the current King. The man stood up, ever so slowly, and calmly walked over to the windows as he beckoned me to follow. Up closer to the large opening in the wall, no glass at all, I could clearly spot the teeming masses on the lands surrounding the massive castle.

"The Tully's, led by Edmyn Tully – the pathetic Trout-, are already encamped on my land. They boldly wait for their overlord Aegon Targaryens to come fight their battle for their."

Harren caught my gaze, "Are there any magics that could turn away Dragons, Lord Richard?"

Oh, I certainly didn't expect that pitch, for at least a few more weeks. Clearly the King was in more dire straights than the confidence of his men would indicate. Then again, it was entirely reasonable to be fearful of Dragons. Especially when one did not have a St. George at hand. I wonder if he has some intelligence that this Dragonlord is coming soon?

I imagine this would soften everyone's resolve. Even for a conqueror that has ran amok, utterly unopposed, for decades.

I smiled widely at the King, "I am not entirely familiar with the...local Dragons, your Grace. But if they are of the firebreathing type I'm sure there are some measures I could take."

I let my smile fall away, "But I fear, however, I lack any and all implements, your Grace. As it stands I might, perhaps, personally survive the Dragon's fire. And yet..."

I bit my lip, "Are they large enough to eat men whole?"

Was that a touch of worry in his eyes? I mentally pat myself on the back.

"Aye, they are. Whichever workings you claim to need for your magic are yours, provided they can be found within my castle, Lord Richard of Sunnydale."

Oh, sweet desperation. This might even be easier than I assumed. Perhaps I didn't even have to sneak around.

Slowly nodding as if I'm coming to an interesting conclusion I finally replied, "I have a few ideas, your Grace, but such...offensively oriented magic always comes at certain stiff prices. How bloody are you willing to get, your Grace?"

Suddenly his smile was all teeth, "As bloody as it takes, Lord Richard. Do not, for one moment, imagine otherwise."

I quickly gulped, couldn't have the tyrant know I wasn't all that impressed, and said, "Then I am rather hopeful, your Grace."

With his somewhat ferocious grin still pointed towards me he loudly bellowed out, "Excellent, it always pays to have additional arrows in your proverbial quiver. Much as your own success would certainly pay, Lord Richard. Pay well indeed!"

I was, as they say, in business.

Poor King.

And if this resourceful man is impressed with what little magic I showed already...

Poor everyone who doesn't bow to me.

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Again, no idea if I'm going to continue this. New regular chapter tomorrow morning! ;)
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Watch he'll kill Aegon's dragons and his magic will short out with the rest of it. I suppose that would just be a rather slow form of suicide compared to most.
 
Chapter 1.17
283 AC – King's Landing: Ambitions and Arsenal Woes

With my ornately decorated oaken doors firmly shut I could barely hear the hustle and bustle of my staff going about their business. Which was good because it let me focus fully on my visitor. Lord Tywin Lannister, the Old Lion of the West, in all his quietly menacing glory stared around at my office with a detached eye for details. Once his gaze came across the giant map of Essos painted on a wooden slab affixed to the furthest wall I caught the barest whiff of interest.

I lightly cleared my throat and said, "Would you care for some beer, Tywin?"

Despite my best intentions I couldn't quite help twigging at the Lion's tail. I knew damned well he wasn't one for beer but that never entirely stopped me from offering it. His gaze flicked over to me, to the large jug of cold bitter, and accepted it with a quiet nod. The man was even less one for being impolite or ungracious.

The middle aged Lord sipped once, twice, and a third time before he asked, "From your new brewery, Stannis?"

Oh, so he is keeping an eye on me. Excellent.

"Indeed, its almost where I want it, but I'm sure my brewers will keep trying."

He stared at me over the rim of his cup and replied, "Might I suggest you make them work harder?"

Auch, my Lord. Right in the chest. I didn't let my smile fade but nodded my head in acknowledgment.

"I shall, but I fear we have more pressing matters."

I firmly returned his gaze when I continued, "Lord Jon has ordained my lack of involvement with the Dornish...return to the fold, so to speak."

Another nod from the Lannister, "I am aware, yes. A fairly straight forward ploy to keep the Dornish sweet, I'm sure."

"And rather more pliant to the Lord Hand's soft and soothing words. Either way, the war is done for, and we've all rather neat won it."

Before I could continue though Tywin offered, "And what about Dragonstone? Or Driftmark."

Yeah, Robert raged for seemingly ever when I delivered the message to him. The Dragon's had taken flight from their ancient refuge and were, already, safely ensconced in the Oligarchy of Pentos. It was more than a little bit frustrating, the whole situation as well as having to weather Robert's fury, but I knew better than to hang around the King for now.

Was it rather unfair of him to blame me?

Yup, without a doubt. And yet what recourse do I have?

"The Velaryons have left everything behind in their blind loyalty and my men have already secured the surrender of the keep of Driftmark. Dragonstone itself is a touch more resilient but my captains assure me it shall surrender soon. Most of their fleets are harbored in Pentos but I did manage to requisition a fair handful."

Again the aged Lord nodded. Briefly I considered why the Velaryons might do so. Did they in canon? All I could think of was an opportunity for them to tie their bloodlines, as they had a few youngsters, with all of the Dragons.

"As I said, we've won the war. Now, Lord Tywin, I would like to win the peace."

Ah, now I got his attention. Honestly, I thought he would have simply sat here, unmovable, until I pulled out the Valyrian bastard sword I had made for him. Since Robert wasn't exactly in the mood to talk to me right now...I was lacking in opportunities to ask him for permission to barter the sword. If his anger held some validity I would have simply waited until he inevitably cooled down. Now though...I decided that asking for forgiveness was probably better than asking for permission.

Then again, I wasn't entirely sure that Robert even knows about the sword. Twelve daggers and a few other odds and ends, even though I kept the razor for myself, had yielded far more metal than I'd initially expected. In the end Mott had managed to extract a fair chunk of metal, likely keeping a bit for himself, and both short swords – Argella's Plight and Fury- both were light enough to have plenty of material left.

Which was worked into one Lannister bastard sword, complete with their heraldry, another gladius type short sword. The latter one was sent to Storm's End to collect dust for me. Just in case I lost my own sword in some hellish circumstances. The former, of course, was to be bartered for with the Old Lion.

Tywin gestured for me to continue, "I am ten and eight years old, Tywin, a young man by any account. And yet the Essosi came for us within my lifetime. You, and many others, fought and bled on the Step Stones to stop them."

I took a deep breath and continued, "I have no doubt they'll come again. I would like to improve the stature of our business interests across that continent in order to attain...more of a grip on their purse strings."

It was difficult to fully express myself when I can't use modern jargon. So much of what I wish to say simply does not have an equivalent word the Westerosi Lords would understand. But I'll simply have to muddle through.

"Of that, too, I am aware, Stannis. Much has been said about your recent, and from what I gather profitable, endeavors."

Hmm, he wasn't pushing for me to get to the point. Was I already losing him?

"Indeed. However, their goals are more than simply fetching coin for me. Each and every one of them represents a change, a tremendous turn in reality, for us as a whole. For uncountable eons gold, silver and raw materials have crossed the Narrow Sea to Essos. For practically ever the Essosi have sold their reworked goods, goods made from our resources, back to us."

Now I sent a glare of my own at the Lion Lord, "Were it not for the unending gold mines of Casterly Rock and the silver mines of the Manderly's...we would have been devoid of any meaningful wealth long, long ago."

A slight frown creased the skin over his eyebrows, "Explain further, if you will. I've never quite heard anyone so blatantly refer to that reality."

Oh, was I waddling into some muddy waters?

"All right." I took a deep breath and grabbed for some writing material, "Our economy, the complete accounting of property and trade of worth within our borders, consists of the produce of our land. Minerals from the Westerlands and Iron Islands, harvests from the Vale, Riverlands and Reach, wool and wood from the Stormlands and the North. As well as everything else you can think of that our lands and seas produce for us."

I kept going, "It includes everything from the barest threads on the backs of the meanest peasants to the most exquisite gowns on the ladies of the court or even the cloaks of our men. From the smallest market towns in the Riverlands to the moneylenders in King's landing, to the factors of Lannisport and Old Town."

"All of these things, and services, are bought and sold. The cloaks start off as wool in the Stormlands, are sold to King's Landing and other towns to be worked or sold onward again, until they eventually end up as cloaks. Every last chain of events that must occur for that to happen requires gold and silver."

The Old Lion looked intently focused as he nodded, "Quite right."

Well, that was...short.

"The process of gold and silver exchanging hands...is the force behind it all. Without constantly moving gold and silver...orders don't get filled. If orders don't get filled nothing new can be made. If nothing new is made for too long a period...the particular field of trade withers. This isn't a problem with things like wool, and wood, which can be stored. But what happens if such a situation unfolds in more pressing areas?"

Now Tywin simply impressed me, "In which case the total economy grows smaller. I imagine that if the circulation completely stills we would see a return to smaller scale bartering. The opposite, however, is much worse and rather more difficult to repair."

He must have seen my slightly shocked expression as he continued, "It is a reality the Lords of the Rock have lived with for a long time, Stannis. We've always been aware of the effects of spending too much gold at once. Eventually it starts to lose its...ability to buy similar, or at least predictable, quantities of goods. Sooner or later the value drops as people ask for more and more gold for the same goods. Which never bodes well for our, or those belonging to others, reserves."

Holy shit.

They know.

I mean, this was still preposterously simplified but it was true nonetheless. I could barely contain my glee.

"Yes, exactly! The flow of gold and silver is too important an issue to allow merely in the hands of the merchants and petty lords. Especially as every last Free City has fully funded financial centers of their own."

Tywin flatly interjected, "You desire a bank and likely my families reputation."

Well, nobody ever claimed the man wasn't perceptive.

"In short, yes. I believe we can benefit from a bank to help foster economic development in every part of our domains. From the smallest settlements to our largest cities."

Another frown as he replied, "And how do you foresee this helping in your stated goals?"

This was it.

"I've already rounded up most of the money lenders in King's Landing. After some furious negotiations I've found out they, together with my own efforts, can raise a little over one million three hundred thousand dragons. Once the upcoming waves of weddings are done I'll dedicate some considerable effort to setting up several financial services. But that isn't the undertaking I would most like your support in."

Ah, now I'd surprised him.

"Oh?"

"Even more than I desire a bank, I wish for a proper Merchants Collective that spans the entirety of Westeros. Have you been appraised of my new ships?"

"Your 'clippers'. I've indeed heard some whisperings. Are they truly as fast as men claim?"

That depends on who you've heard talking doesn't it?

"They can travel from King's Landing to Pentos in less than two days. Tyrosh is a full three away and Myr half a day longer. Lys, due to the islands in the way, has now become a five day trip. Volantis, and its many hinterland towns – each larger than King's Landing -, are roughly a week and a half from our capital."

It was a subtle change that came over him but I caught it. The barest hint of an upturn playing around the edges of lips, a slight tightening of the skin around nose, and the piercing gaze that almost burned into me. I think I have him hooked.

"You're claiming your ships are three times as fast the current galleys?"

Technically true, but not in the way he thought of it.

"The clippers have no oars and once the sails are set require little fiddling. With staggered shifts of sailors manning the vessel it can keep going long after any rowers would have collapsed in on themselves."

"I see."

Oh, I had him. I could tell from the renewed calculation in his eyes. He wants my ships and perhaps I wouldn't even need to show him the sword to get him on board.

"I've already made moves to break the monopolies of Tyrosh and Myr. Sooner or later I'll come up with solutions to the issue of the others Free Cities. Still, even if I couldn't, the speed of the ships alone would let us dominate the seas. We could easily dodge pirates, even if we do not decide to burn them out of the Step Stones, and now we can trade with even the furthest shores of Essos."

I firmly matched him steely gaze for steely gaze and continued, "The Summer Isles, Qarth, and perhaps even further out beyond the Jade Sea. We can sail to all of those places on our own."

"An appetizing future, I agree, but still I fail to see why you've brought this to me. Do you expect me to pay for a fleet?"

I barely restrained a scoff, "Because of the investments I've already made, Tywin, new ships cost me almost nothing to produce. Once my stores of seasoned wood become ready for use, I would already own every separate chain from the woods for the planks to the rope for the sails. All it would cost me is labor. No, I want your political support."

And another slight surprise for him. I continued immediately, "I wish to set up a company, with merchants from across all our lands, who act in cooperation. I wouldn't dream of forcing unwilling participants into it, even if all would benefit, but there are still some concerns. Such as their safety and possibly....volatile and intractable ports."

Did he see it yet?

He did, "You wish to foster similar relationships the Braavosi Sealord has with his traders? His steel backing their trade?"

Close enough.

"Something along those lines, yes. Can you imagine, a Merchant Navy backed by good steel and better marines. Conquest is expensive and in the end almost always ruinous. Especially if one must content with dislike towards their rule. Instead I suggest we empower the merchants, under careful leadership by our more restless and youthful lords, to wage small scale conflicts on their own."

I knew this was the hardest bit. No noble would look kindly upon losing some of their precious privileges. A monopoly on violence was a major one. Could I swing this as if it wasn't an intrusion Merely an extension as a way for their sons to learn about counting coppers and waging war?

"To which end?"

"To the acquisition of favorable terms, small enclaves as outposts for supply and resupply, and actors in Essos that report to us."

Then the man fell silent for a good long time. The minutes crawled by ever so slowly before he finally quietly responded, "How would it work, in practice?"

Now I was one thinking carefully.

After a few moments I replied, "We have hundreds of thousands of men, armed and dangerous men, that we've taught to take whatever they wanted. The vast majority of those men want nothing more than to go home to their families and regain their lives."

Another short silence, "I want the others. Before they resort to alternative means of paying their way."

Tywin sighed softly, "I understand that part, Stannis, but I was referring to the merchant navy. In which circumstances would they work best and why?"

"For instance; lets say Tyrosh makes some noise regarding my infringement upon their monopoly of dyes. They still have spices that we want but in retaliation they may decide to increase the prices. Or simply not sell them to us, forcing us to acquire them from Myr or Lys. A merchant fleet could punish such a decision by quietly preying on Tyroshi vessels, blockade their ports at will, and would soon be wealthy enough to independently bribe or otherwise influence policy within Tyrosh to reconsider."

I shrugged, "We'd have a naval force that isn't explicitly tied to, or at least isn't a solid representation of, our Kingdom. We could work our will across Essos, wherever we might need to, with a certain level of distance. If things get...costly we can always point the finger at greedy merchants. If we lose the entire fleet and the men on them...we didn't lose overmuch and the merchants would rebuild."

"A catspaw. All of this for a catspaw that isn't all that convincing?"

I smiled widely, "You'd be surprised how difficult men are to convince about certain truths. Especially if their livelihoods depend on them not grasping those truths."

"You truly believe the profits will be that vast?"

Another shrug, "One of the larger concerns is ensuring that no single merchant family grows too wealthy. So...yes. I expect returns that would dazzle us all."

Tywin nodded, exceedingly slowly, "I must consider this but I must say I am...intrigued."

That is probably the best I could hope for, at the moment. I didn't doubt I'd gain the Lion's approval sooner or later but until then I could quietly sound out the others. Mace and his Redwyne cousins, of course, and perhaps even Hoster. I sincerely doubted that Jon - high and fucking mighty – Arryn would agree to sully his precious noble hands.

"Excellent!"

Tywin reached for his beer mug again and slowly started sipping it. I wasn't about to be bring up anything else but I was ready for the Lion to do so. Should he bring us the bank I could give him the sword for it. If not...I can slowly build upon my network of money lenders.

Already I had begun to set up several Hawala type offices across the board. Soon I'd have offices in every major settlement and my wealth would legitimately start to build. No longer would merchants, or Lords and sometimes even Septons, have to physically carry around their cash when they travel. Or even accept ruinous short term debts just to satisfy their expenses.

Eventually they could pay with my writs or simply withdraw their cash, upon showing verification – in the shape of letters, seals and a message sent through the semaphore lines- at any of the offices provided they dumped similar funds, minus expenses, at any other office of mine.

It would grow into a fully fledged bank at some point in time.

Fortunately for me the elder Lion Lord did bring it up, "Might I inquire as to your plans regarding your...financial institution."

Oh, look at that. He's picking up the lingo!

I was careful not to smile as I responded, "It's the other side of the proverbial coin. If too little coin is bad, and too much coin is worse, then we require an even distribution of wealth. I have plenty of uses for the bank, some more obvious than others, but I refuse to charge outrageous interest rates."

Now Tywin's brow shot through the roof.

"And yet, I was under the impression that was precisely how banks make such profits. Are you perhaps a touch too kindhearted for such endeavors?"

Was he poking me?

Yes, he was.

What else could I do but laugh uproariously?

It didn't look like the man was taking offense but still I cut it short, "Greedy banks make their money of the banks of their clients. Greedy banks, in the mold of the Rogare's, suck the economic activity out of any given region. They contend with lack of repayment, the seething and unending hatred of their rivals for the limited supply of men in need of loans, as well as the specter of the Iron Bank hanging over their heads. I have...other services in mind."

Again the utter asshole shocked me to my core, "An investment oriented bank then?"

He continued, "I must say, Stannis, I do not enjoy watching the surprise etched into your visage."

With a brittle smile I replied, "My apologies, usually I need to explain quite a bit before the various Lords grasp my meaning. It appears I have grossly misjudged you."

Tywin still looked a little touchy but I thought it was best to continue, "But you are right, I want an investment bank. Loans, if there will be any of them, will be low interest and conditional on being underwritten by sufficient property."

"How shall you decide that?"

"A tenth of the value will generally do, as land and property will almost always yield more over longer periods of time than gold does. The issue that could come up is one of a difficult to actually recover the underwritten property. But as the brother of the King and a Lord Paramount in my own right...I don't imagine I'll run into overmuch trouble."

"I'm surprised you didn't come to me sooner. I would have thought that the reserves of Casterly Rock would have been first and foremost in your mind?"

I shrugged and replied, "A bank isn't something I can set up in my free days, of which I've had none. All my other endeavors only required my initial supervision but such a financial institute would require a lot more. And now the Stark have returned and I doubt my brother won't be insensate for much longer."

Did it work, was he distracted?

Or could he simply not afford to let this opportunity pass by?

"Ah, of course. But now the war is over, surely your duties would allow you more leeway?"

I smiled widely now, "Which is why I'm meeting with you, now. The Merchant Navy is currently more important to me, but its not too early to bring up the idea of the bank."

Again the elder lord nodded firmly and said, "How much involvement on my part are you expecting?"

"That depends on you, Tywin. I must admit I'm intent on milking you for as much as you're willing to allow."

That brought an actual scoff from the Lion Lord, "Ha! I cannot recall the last time someone simply asked that of me. Even if it comes after a few detours, do you expect me to make this easy for you, Stannis?"

I smiled even wider as I stood up, walked over to the chest behind my desk, and retrieved the dark – almost purple – blue bastard sword from it. I slowly turned around, withdrew the sword from its scabbard, and presented it to the aged Lion Lord.

"Yes, I do, Tywin. I do, indeed."

283 AC – King's Landing: Ambitions and Arsenal Woes

The noises from the feast filled the Great Hall and from the joyous atmosphere you could scarcely tell that someone, who shall remain nameless, has assaulted the regal personage of the King. Robert sported a faint black eye, cut but still thick lips, and a slight lisp as he cheered and toasted. Nobody quite seemed to react, or even mention, the King's state. Nor has anyone mentioned my black eye, cut lips and the bruises around my throat that faintly resembled Roberts hand prints.

At least I wasn't the one lisping.

Jon leaned in towards, for today I sat in between him and Lyanna Stark, while Robert sat next to her and her brother, Ned.

"You are aware that he could hang you for your...actions, Stannis?"

Oh, please. Even in the frigid relationship between canon-Robert and canon-Stannis things never quite progressed that far. Then again, I'm pretty sure Stannis never quite jumped Robert.

Softly I replied, "Better to be hanged than falsely bear Robert's fury." A heart beat passed before I continued, "And best to sort things out through fists rather than let it fester until we spar again. I'm pretty sure he'd try to do terrible things to me."

Clearly not soft enough as Robert bellowed, "Thwy! Hah! Thwy he thays!"

Every time. Every time he spoke I couldn't help but laugh.

Jon put a hand on my shoulder when he next said, "Perhaps its best to quiet down now, Stannis."

Fine. The feast had barely begun, and I'd only seen Robert interact with Lyanna for the briefest of moments, but I could already tell that the big man was completely lost. From what I gathered he could barely sit still as Lyanna recovered from her travels and didn't even let Ned get bathed before peppering him with questions.

Now...now I wanted to get a handle on Lyanna. I didn't exactly know what to think of her. Plenty of rumors were swirling around the city and each more outrageous than the last. Some say she's a tragic victim. Others claim she was the one behind everything. Yet others even got, to what I was assuming, was the truth. That she went somewhat willingly in the beginning but quickly grew to regret it. Something rather recurring was her 'heathen'-ness. Few people could truly accept that. Especially since, in the same breath, they sigh with relief that at least one of the King's brothers is a pious man.

Perhaps that was why she kept her distance?

Unfortunately I couldn't exactly figure out the details. Northmen are notoriously tight lipped, especially about their precious Starks, so I would have to hear it from the horses mouth. Somehow I didn't see that happening.

Which wasn't that big of a deal. I wasn't about to bring it up either but I had acknowledge that Lyanna would be a remarkable influence on Robert. I, absolutely, needed her on my side. Already I working out ploys but the easiest way was to simply charm her into liking me.

To do this right...I needed to establish a few things. One, that I'm trying to be nice to her as she might be my brother's bride. Two, that in the process of doing that I establish that I started to like her as a person in her own right. And finally with three being, bamboozling her into finding a cause after which I'd 'help' her attain it. Or more likely, waste her time fixating on harmless matters. Maybe I can eventually get her on the literacy boat and get some use out of her?

I turned towards her and said, "I haven't been able to say this yet, but I am truly sorry for your loss, my Lady."

Lyanna looked down, in a mockery of shy-ness, and replied, "Thank you, my Lord Stannis, but I cannot claim to the only one who suffered. I can only pray everyone recovers, my Lord."

Well, that's a point in her favor.

I nodded and said, "The actions of the Dragons have been felt by all, my Lady. Even if what they've taken from me isn't as recent I still feel it."

She looked rather curious when she responded, "I...I wasn't aware-." She firmly cut herself off before she tried again, "I'm sorry you've suffered, my Lord."

Robert looked around her at me, fairly questioning so I elaborated, "When we were little we saw our parents vessel sink, right in sight of Storm's End." Lyanna's eyes slightly widened which left me wonder why she didn't know the story, "Only the fool made it out alive. I could have borne it. My parents perished on an important mission for the King, I believed."

Slightly my voice increased but the residue of Stannis must have made colored my emotions, "I thought that surely, finding a suitable bride for my cousin would have been a high honor. One that the King would have acknowledged, even if he didn't reward its failure."

A small bubble of quiet hung around our end of the table, and more than a few eyes were on me, but I continued on. Establishing some emotional grounding for Robert's hatred, and my own it appeared, for the Targaryens was rather important. Especially for the woman who might marry him.

"King's Landing is but a two weeks away from Storm's End. I thought that the King, my father's cousin, would have come for the funeral. He...did not."

I looked down on my drink, chugged it in one go, and continued again, "The funeral came and went without a single word from the man who sent my parents off to die for him. Months passed before he brought it up. Months!"

Again the Lord Hand tried to calm me down but it was in vain, "Then finally I received a raven from King Scab. Robert had gone to the Eyrie by then and I didn't bother sharing it with him, at the time." I turned to Lyanna again, "He told me that my lord father, his cousin, shouldn't have tarried in Volantis as he tried to get my mongrel mother with him behind the Black Wall. Perhaps he would have outrun the storms then."

He wasn't quite that coarse but it was close. Besides, he was dead and couldn't defend himself. Fuck him. Gasps were heard all across, Lyanna's visage softened significantly, and Robert looked like he was ready to start breaking things again.

He looked rather intently at me so I responded to his unasked questioned, "If I told you, Robert, you would have tried to kill the man and I would have helped you. And then we would have died."

Slowly, ever so slowly, Robert nodded. Once.

I fell silent for the next few minutes. I hadn't quite expected the outpouring of emotions. Perhaps I wrongly assumed that I'd already explored most of Stannis' issues but this was apparently an unmarked, and private pain.

Eventually Jon leaned in again, "I didn't know, Stannis."

What?

Of course he doesn't. Why would he?

My surprise must have been obvious as he continued, "I thought you were just...playing things up. I can scarcely believe I was so wrong. Please accept my deepest apologies, Lord Stannis."

Again, what?

I wanted to turn back to Lyanna but I couldn't let this go.

I faced Jon and softly but menacingly bit out, "You thought I was fanning my brother's hatred for my own gain?"

Now his discomforted visage was the one that was obvious. Should I feel bad about pressing this point? Or should I just ruthlessly steam ahead?

Heh.

Fuck 'em.

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I smiled even wider as I stood up, walked over to the chest behind my desk, and retrieved the dark – almost purple – blue bastard sword from it. I slowly turned around, withdrew the sword from its scabbard, and presented it to the aged Lion Lord.

"Yes, I do, Tywin. I do, indeed."
I can only imagine the look on Tywin's face after this.
 
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