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Loyalty or No SV you Are the Daedra

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Dark as Silver said:
Why are people voting for my suggestion?
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Because despite it being phrased as a joke, it had at its core a sensible suggestion, in that Diana may actually have some relevant expertise. People seemed to decide that the only way of keeping that suggestion was to copy the vote, joke and all, perhaps adding in an addition or two, rather than just writing a new, non-joke vote.

Skybreaker said:
[X] Turn to Diana. "Do you have any useful spells or knowledge against others' undead, as this seems to be?"
-[X] If she has any relevant advice, follow it.
--[X] If she has any particularly useful spells for it, provide her with both encouragement and support.
---[X] Otherwise, have the casters hang back and do their thing, while you charge forward and SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Because people vote for troll/joke/or just not well thought out votes all the time for various reasons.
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Especially in crack quests, for some mysterious reason.
 
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[X] Turn to Diana. "Do you have any useful spells or knowledge against others' undead, as this seems to be?"
-[X] If she has any relevant advice, follow it.
--[X] If she has any particularly useful spells for it, provide her with both encouragement and support.
---[X] Otherwise, have the casters hang back and do their thing, while you charge forward and SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

What @Skewfiend said...
 
[X] Turn to Diana. "Do you have any useful spells or knowledge against others' undead, as this seems to be?"
-[X] If she has any relevant advice, follow it.
--[X] If she has any particularly useful spells for it, provide her with both encouragement and support.
---[X] Otherwise, have the casters hang back and do their thing, while you charge forward and SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
 
[X] Turnto Diana. "Do you have any useful spells or knowledge against others' undead, as this seems to be?"
-[X] If she has any relevant advice, follow it.
--[X] If she has any particularly useful spells for it, provide her with both encouragement and support.
---[X] Otherwise, have the casters hang back and do their thing, while you charge forward and SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

And settled. Done. Call it.

I forsee suplexing in our immediate future.
 
[X] Turn to Diana. "Do you have any useful spells or knowledge against others' undead, as this seems to be?"
-[X] If she has any relevant advice, follow it.
--[X] If she has any particularly useful spells for it, provide her with both encouragement and support.
---[X] Otherwise, have the casters hang back and do their thing, while you charge forward and SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
 
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Prelude to the Suplex
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    • In the interests of, oh god I have't written anything here for way too long, have a partial-sort-of-update while my co-gm is unavailable.

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    Diana stared at the decaying dog in front of her. It had just snapped Morlia's scamp in two like nothing and now it's feral eyes were fastened on her. She could see the bones of its front legs, its rib cage and the withered remains of its heart. Somehow it could still growl without lungs.

    Cold fear clenched around her heart tight, frozen tendrils of it tightening around her windpipe and making it hard to breathe. Her heart pounded in her ears, all consuming. Her mouth was dry and Diana swallowed desperately to try and get some moisture back. Her vision blurred with burning tears and for a second it wasn't a hostile zombie dog standing there, growling at her. All she could see was the shaggy black coat, floppy ears and soppy amber eyes of Haarfin.

    Was this what would have happened to Haarfin if mama hadn't killed him again?



    "Diana is there anything..." you turn towards her. "Diana!" Her skin is paler than paper and she's breathing in tiny, sharp gasps. She doesn't react to anything you say. Her eyes are fixed on the half rotted zombie wolf that just ate a scamp.

    No help is coming from that corner. You clench your fists and size up the wolf. You've always wanted to try and suplex something.

    ~*~​

    I'm in such a cheerful mood today :p
     
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    • Suplex-time it is. NIce to know that—being freaked out from the wolf itself—we didn't auto-force her into anything.

    Exactly what I expected. I believe in the GM!
     
    SUPLEX!
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    • You dart forwards like a striking eagle about to snatch up its prey. The zombie growls at you but you're too fast for it! You get behind it and grab it behind its front legs. The zombie wolf lets out a puzzled whine and you flex your mighty leg muscles!

    "SUPLEX MOTHERFUCKER!"

    You heave the zombie up and throw yourself backwards, zombie over your head like some kind of bizarre trophy. You smash to the stone floor with a crashing squeal and a meat crunch. Admittedly that's mostly your armour against the stone but some of it has to be the zombie. The un-dead wolf howls and tears itself free of your slackened grip.

    It lunges for Diana. You can't get up fast enough. "Dodge!"

    She doesn't move, staring at the wolf with glassy, wide eyes. She's going to get mauled is she doesn't move right now! You try and throw yourself towards her, only half on your feet, and fail miserably.

    Morlia grabs Diana's hand and pulls. The young necromancer staggers towards the elf. "Not today abomination." Morlia says coolly and punts one of her baby fireballs at the zombie. It knocks the thing back a couple of paces and sets it on fire.

    It's closer to you than to the two mages, not by much though, but it doesn't look up to much. A feather could probably re-kill it now and you have your sword and some scrolls, if you want to try those out. This should be a piece of cake.

    Health: 90/90
    Magicka: 130/130
    Fatigue: 140/150
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    [ ] What now?

    We're back delivering your daily dose of daedric insanity!
     
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    • [x] Break its back over your knee
    [X] i'm going to break you like a Kit Kat bar
     
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    [X] In your best faux-Russian accent, say "Now, I must crush you." Then break its back over your knee.
     
    [X] In your best faux-Russian accent, say "Now, I must crush you." Then break its back over your knee.
     
    [X] In your best faux-Russian accent, say "Now, I must crush you."
    -[x] RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!
    --[X] Breaking News: Fast breaks the wolf's back over his knee!
    --[x] Apply fist to wolf's body. Repeat until satisfied.
     
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