True but we have a common goal, and we know-
Actually how does setting fire to the main entrance and boarding the secondary entrance to the brotherhood sounds like?
As I recall the main entrance is hidden in a building and the secondary entrance is a well.

well, I would but...

Mr Welch said:
Rule Number 50. Not allowed to use thermodynamic science to asphyxiate the orcs' cave instead of exploring it first.
is what you're suggesting here, so I'm not sure if the GM will let us take a page from the ultimate munchkins book...
 
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insane daedra should not point fingers at insane dark brotherhood member with mommy issues.


True but we have a common goal, and we know-
Actually how does setting fire to the main entrance and boarding the secondary entrance to the brotherhood sounds like?
As I recall the main entrance is hidden in a building and the secondary entrance is a well.
originally this idea would use deadly neurotoxin but alas I'm not GLaDos.

Right because there is no magic users in there that can use ice magic or warriors strong enough to break down the door, or sneaky people that would notice us before hand.
 
Oooh I almost forgot about Adamus Philida.
He's a soon to be retired Imperial Legion Commander who has been harassing Dark Brotherhood for some time.
Right because there is no magic users in there that can use ice magic or warriors strong enough to break down the door, or sneaky people that would notice us before hand.
That's why we burn down the Abandoned house, I'm sure our inner pyromaniac can burn down an abandoned wooden house fast enough.
How on earth would you break down a boarded up well from inside anyway?
 
we could always drop a hive or three down the well and listen to the sound of the music.
cassowary although deadly are kinda hard to import.

I can just picture Morlia's reaction once we tell her this plan though:
"Alright, I have a plan.
Step one: Collect a huge amount of wasps.
Step two: Lure some cassowaries, does anyone know what they eat? Or whether they're attracted to the colour red?
Step three: Throw them down that boarded up well. It's totally a secret entrance to the Brotherhood hideout.
Any questions?"
 
I can just picture Morlia's reaction once we tell her this plan though:
"Alright, I have a plan.
Step one: Collect a huge amount of wasps.
Step two: Lure some cassowaries, does anyone know what they eat? Or whether they're attracted to the colour red?
Step three: Throw them down that boarded up well. It's totally a secret entrance to the Brotherhood hideout.
Any questions?"
Diana: Are the cassowaries on fire?
Fast:.... Yes. Yes they are!
 
[X] "I see a problem with your plan Morlia. It involves stealth. And presumably us. How well do those two things mix?"
[X] However, if you want to get one of them alone, preferably a high-ranking member... I happen to know a few of them.
-[X] Provide info from skewfiend's list
--[X] Leave out info on the night mother, let's not get too crazy here.
-[X] You should also keep in mind that you're not the only one in cyrodil who hates the Dark Brotherhood. We could use allies, I'm rather lacking in combat... Experience. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get better with practice, but we can't do this alone.

For reference:
Data on lone DB agents:
Alval Uvani, Dunmer battlemage, and secretly a Dark Brotherhood assassin, and Black Hand member. Has a house in Leyawin, travels between Leyawin, Skingrad and Bruma. Ausually home on a Sundas.
J'Gasta, Khajit Unarmed specialist. Also a Black Hand member. Terrifying in a fight. Has a home in Bruma.
Shaleez, Argonian fighter and Silencer on the Black Hand. May or may not be holed up in a flooded mine north of Bravil.
Ungolim, Bosmer archer, and one of the Listeners of the Dark Brotherhood, their highest rank. Probably stronger than us.
Night mother, Freaky undead witch who may or may not have got freaky with the god of the void. Interred beneath the statue of the Lucky Old Lady in Bravil. Co-ordinates the Dark Brotherhood's customer acquisition via prayers to her.
Hvalfstein Hoar-Blood, Nord berserker. May or may not be camped on Gnoll Mountain, east of Bruma.
Lucien Lachance, Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood. Handles recruitment. Lives in Fort Farragut, north of Cheydinhal. No easy fight.
Mathieu Bellamont, Crazy Breton assassin. Hangs out under the lighthouse in Anvil. Talks to his late mother's skull, is batshit insane, and has a plan to wipe out the Dark Brotherhood via killing the Night Mother. Will fail if things remain as they would have been. Probably best left to last.
 
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[X] "I see a problem with your plan Morlia. It involves stealth. And presumably us. How well do those two things mix?"
[X] However, if you want to get one of them alone, preferably a high-ranking member... I happen to know a few of them.
-[X] Provide info from skewfiend's list
--[X] Leave out info on the night mother, let's not get too crazy here.
-[X] You should also keep in mind that you're not the only one in cyrodil who hates the Dark Brotherhood. We could use allies, I'm rather lacking in combat... Experience. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get better with practice, but we can't do this alone.
 
[X] "I see a problem with your plan Morlia. It involves stealth. And presumably us. How well do those two things mix?"
[X] However, if you want to get one of them alone, preferably a high-ranking member... I happen to know a few of them.
-[X] Provide info from skewfiend's list
--[X] Heavily advise her to not do anything to Night Mother for the time being.
-[X] You should also keep in mind that you're not the only one in cyrodil who hates the Dark Brotherhood. We could use allies, I'm rather lacking in combat... Experience. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get better with practice, but we can't do this alone.
--[X] There's one you know of a man named Adamus Phillida, he is a commander in the Imperial Guard and has been a thorn to the Dark Brotherhood for quite a long time, maybe you could talk to him.
 
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[X] "I see a problem with your plan Morlia. It involves stealth. And presumably us. How well do those two things mix?"
[X] However, if you want to get one of them alone, preferably a high-ranking member... I happen to know a few of them.
-[X] Provide info from skewfiend's list
--[X] Leave out info on the night mother, let's not get too crazy here.
--[X] "Although, I must ask, have you ever actually tortured someone before? Because its not easy, and I don't want you doing something you'll regret."
-[X] You should also keep in mind that you're not the only one in cyrodil who hates the Dark Brotherhood. We could use allies, I'm rather lacking in combat... Experience. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get better with practice, but we can't do this alone.
--[X] There's one you know of a man named Adamus Phillida, he is a commander in the Imperial Guard and has been a thorn to the Dark Brotherhood for quite a long time, maybe you could talk to him.
--[X] We might also want to bring Martin to see a brother Jauffre at Weynon Priory. The man's a member of the emperor's Blades, and knows who Martin is. Getting support from some of the most powerful warriors in Cyrodiil couldn't hurt, right?
 
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[X] "I see a problem with your plan Morlia. It involves stealth. And presumably us. How well do those two things mix?"
[X] However, if you want to get one of them alone, preferably a high-ranking member... I happen to know a few of them.
-[X] Provide info from skewfiend's list
--[X] Leave out info on the night mother, let's not get too crazy here.
-[X] You should also keep in mind that you're not the only one in cyrodil who hates the Dark Brotherhood. We could use allies, I'm rather lacking in combat... Experience. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get better with practice, but we can't do this alone.
--[X] There's one you know of a man named Adamus Phillida, he is a commander in the Imperial Guard and has been a thorn to the Dark Brotherhood for quite a long time, maybe you could talk to him.
--[X] We might also want to bring Martin to see a brother Jauffre at Weynon Priory. The man's a member of the emperor's Blades, and knows who Martin is. Getting support from some of the most powerful warriors in Cyrodiil couldn't hurt, right?
 
[X] "Question: can you kill something that's technically possessing its own corpse?"
 
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