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Non-Disclosure Agreement Form 412D
DATE
April 22 2011
PARTIES
- Taylor Hebert of 37 Kings Street, Milestone, Brockton Bay, New Hampshire A.K.A Dervish (the "Recipient"); and
- Parahuman Response Team: East-North-East, a Government sponsored organization in Brockton Bay, New Hampshire (Registration Number 5463HJ546) having its registered office at 101 Main Road, The Boardwalk, Brockton Bay, New Hampshire (the "Discloser").
AGREEMENT
1 - Definitions
1.1 Except to the extent expressly provided otherwise, in this Agreement:
- "Agreement" means this agreement, and any amendments to this agreement from time to time;
- "Business Day" means any weekday other than a bank or public holiday in New Hampshire;
- "Discloser Confidential Information" means:
(a) any information disclosed by [or on behalf of] the Discloser to the Recipient [during the Term] OR [at any time before the termination of this Agreement] (whether disclosed in writing, orally or otherwise) that at the time of disclosure was marked [or described] as "confidential" or should have been understood by the Recipient (acting reasonably) to be confidential; and
(b) any orders received (whether in writing, orally or otherwise) regarding the distribution of "confidential" information are to be blah blah blah blah blah-
It was about that point that I completely lost interest in filling out paperwork. Sadly, that was just the first page of countless. I would have preferred to spend more time getting to know my supposed future team-mates, but after that little running-into-a-wall incident, the wanted to make sure all the forms were filled in. All because Shadow Stalker was such a drama queen. I had overheard something about power testing too, but that must have been too much fun to take priority over the drab, wretched existence that is being part of a bureaucracy.
"Can I get these forms in English?" I asked the legal clerk sitting at a desk across the room. The name-plate stated her name as Janet Darby. "Otherwise I'm going to get a headache before I'm done."
The woman with the chestnut pixie-cut and a neat blazer-and-skirt combo, sighed even as she wore an amused smirk. She must be used to dealing with this sort of thing.
"How far through are you dear?"
"The first page." At her disbelieving stare, I just had to elaborate. "Look, how does any of this make sense? Who'd you get to write this, James Joyce?!"
The woman, who could probably be described as pretty if not for the haggard cast to her face, let out another sigh and stood up. I was probably the major contributor to her current stress come to think of it. She made her way over to the table I was sitting at and looked at the forms.
"This section boils down to an agreement not to disclose any information gained without the express permission of your superiors. Namely private identities, company policies and practices, planning and outcomes of operations, etcetera, etcetera."
"I figured that by the 'Non Disclosure Agreement' in the title." I tried not to snap at the lady, but I was quickly losing any remaining patience. "I'm just dubious about signing a document that is so full of confusing fine print that I can't determine the exact clauses with any sense of certainty."
"Don't worry, it's more of a sign of intent to withhold private information than any sort of pen-and-paper version of a ball-and-chain."
"Fine." I said as I took up the pen. "It's not like I'm actually old enough to legally sign documents anyway."
"That's the spirit dear." She stated in a resigned tone.
I scanned through another page and signed yet another clause. "Really though, just a few verses in Iambic Pentameter would be more straight forward than this."
"Iamb-awhatnow?" She asked with her head tilted ever so slightly.
"Poetry style. Alternating a non-stressed syllable with a stressed one. Five sets of those per line. Like, well this is more of a Trochaic Tetrameter, the opposite with four sets, but." I took in a breath.
"Sign along the dotted line, here.
Loose lips will invoke a fine, dear."
She just stared at me for an awkwardly long time, before she shook her head. "That would, strangely enough, make my life easier. Save on printing too."
"That pile looks like it wiped out a forest." I commented, drawing out a brief snort from Janet.
I finished signing that form and was immediately handed another. This time entitled - Wards Membership Application Form 51C. I had to wonder if 51A and 51B were also for membership, or for something completely different. It was amazing that they managed to get anything done with all these forms, and I was only on my second.
I bet villains never have to fill out paperwork.
All of the Green Sun Princes I have met or heard of had a cadre of First Circle Demons to do any such wasteful activities.
Really? That sounds wonderful.
Well... There was one peculiar chosen of She Who Lives in Her Name, who seemed to enjoy filling out forms. But everyone ignores him.
As I scanned through the document, something odd caught my eye.
"Wait a minute. Does this clause say what I think it says?"
She looked down at where I was pointing before picking it up to read the cluster of legalese.
"The PRT has final creative control over image and merchandising."
"So I don't actually get a say in what I wear?"
She shrugged and handed back the form. "From what I've seen, they only exercise that clause when a Ward wants a costume or name that would be inappropriate. I can only think of two cases in the last five years where it came up. Apart from Clockblocker, that is."
"Oh?" My eyebrow quirked up
"Someone who will go nameless, tried to call themselves 'The Dark Princess', which was just tragic and also villainous sounding." I nodded as I had to concede that point. "The other was a Brute rated cape who wanted to run around in nothing but a loin cloth. Apparently he was a Conan fan. PR had to shut that one down because of public decency laws in the region."
Well, there went any faith I had remaining in the sensibility of Capes. Sure you had people like the Merchants, but I figured their brains were mush from all the drugs, so you could hardly expect them to come up with decent names and costumes. I had always assumed that Chubster, Flower Power and a few other unfortunates had just been lumped with bad names by the press. Perhaps I had been too generous. Especially when Clockblocker, made for an excellent example of Wards deviating from recommendations. I really should ask him how much grief his little stunt caused him. PHO had speculated on his punishments, but no one had anything concrete.
While it may be prudent to follow their lead, given their superior experience in this field, do not think that you must. If you disagree, demand the terms as you wish and your Essence shall reinforce your words.
Wouldn't that make a spectacle as my, what was the word... Anima flares up?
As a Scourge, you have been gifted with the ability to suppress it with some minor effort.
This would have been useful to know earlier.
I am sorry, but I saw no such need previously and as such did not mention it.
I let out a sigh of exasperation. Whether it was more from the forms or her statement, I couldn't decide.
Fine, but we need to discuss just what I can do, and soon.
Of course Mistress. My apologies, Taylor
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"Well, as long as they don't make me wear one of the funny hats or something pink, we're probably good."
"If what Forester was saying about the lightshow is true, I doubt even the most colour-blind PR agent would try to put you in pink."
"Well, I guess I'll just have to forcefully negotiate against any bad ideas that crop up." I scribbled my signature on the last line and passed over the wad of sheets.
"If you don't mind me saying, you don't seem all that enthusiastic about joining the Wards." She frowned as she handed me another form about collateral damage insurance. "Most of the kids that have come through my department are usually more excited."
"I'm a little indifferent." I shrugged. "I would have gone independent if not for the fact that I can't afford to keep my house now that I'm an orphan. Oh, and I guess because someone is trying to off me."
She blinked at me for a few seconds before sifting through the stack of forms. She finally paused on one. "Damn it. I'm going to kill Linda in filing for not letting me know."
"Do you need some help?"
"No." She chuckled. "But that does explain some things. I should have picked up on it earlier when you had to fill out fifty-one C, instead of fifty-one A." A small groan escaped her lips as she rubbed her brow. "Sorry if I've been insensitive, I haven't been sleeping well and I didn't realise that you've only
just become a ward of the state as well as a Ward."
Well that explained the haggard look. "It's fine. Better than you walking on eggshells around me. That gets old quick."
"Then I shall do my best not to be overly sensitive." She smiled at me, dropping much of the premature age that her earlier expression had carried. "But we'll still need you to sign these other seven forms."
"Damn." I sighed. This had better be worth the hassle.
Can we please get into a life threatening adventure? I fear that I shall lose what little is left of myself to boredom if this continues much longer.
I am very tempted.
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Just a short one today, as this was what my muse delivered.