Let's Read: Warhammer 40,000 Codexes and Star Wars RPG Sourcebooks (Dark Eldar Reviewer)

Beyond everything else discussed, I have reason to think the Guard often does that thing where units are kept on the front line constantly and totally inexperienced replacements are sent directly to those units while they're in combat.
This is fairly accurate, if misrepresenting things a bit. Most Guard Units don't get supplied from their Home Sectors, so they make due with whatever Guardsmen they can absorb from Shattered Regiments, and however many Civilians fail to outrun the Recruitment Officers.

Something like 10-20% of a Regiment's on paper Manpower can be Trainees, (who are typically given positions in either Heavy Weapons Teams, or as Reserve Forces, to allow them to gain experience without getting themselves killed.) But that's based off of how my Regiment does it, can't say how others do things.

Oh, and that sounds like...a lot of work to avoid not dying.
I mean, if we were to do a 1v1, I would probably be able to get maybe, 1-2 shots at most, before you get close enough to murder me.

And I'm using Carapace, a Guardsman in Flak is probably getting 1 shot if they're lucky.

The T'au aren't "xenos"? Oh, and that sounds like...a lot of work to avoid not dying. I truly am spoiled benefitting from the remnants of a fallen empire of high technology.
Tau barely count as like, a Galactic Power, and I had geniunely forgot about them while writing this.
 
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I am interested in your perspective on the matter.

The Grey Knights, essentially, are a reactionary death squad of thieves and murderers that are portrayed as a perfectly noble band of heroes. In reality, of course, they are merely thugs and criminals, and the fact that they have an entire group of "Platinum Knights" who reject their fellow knights' cruelty shows their depths.

Medicus Viola differs, instead seeing them as tragic monsters corrupted by the darkest parts of the Chaos Gods.

IC: I encountered only one Grey Knight it was near the height of the Fall of Badab. He was in the company of about 10 Marines of the Exorcist chapter -They wear Red and their symbol is a horned human skull- When the loyalist overloaded the entire planetary power grid -It's more complex then this but I'm not exactly sure how/- it left the planet doomed. Most forces were fleeing or fighting and fleeing, enter a secluded Medical center which I had chosen to move to in order to begin an evacuation of whom ever was there. I entered with three other Astartes an Astral Claw and another Lamenter accompanied by a few platoons of Tyrant's Legion Within was bloodshed 10 red-clad Exorcist and when Grey-steel Warrior whom's origins I hadn't known at the time. I don't know what they murdered almost everyone within I do know that I and a small band fought and were almost killed to a man by them. Luck would end up being what saved us a barrage would strike the Hospital killing/wounding a few Exorcists. While the Grey Knight decided his goal had been accomplished had left. I have not had any encounters with them since, I learned by happenstance a few day ago in-fact that a Pysker had been in the Hospital at the time so perhaps they were the target.

That does sound like a Grey Knight, I will admit. Did the Astral Claws not turn to the path of Chaos? I would imagine they would be more free, these days, protected by the Chaos Gods in their glory and half-misguided benevolence.

Tau barely count as like, a Galactic Power, and I had geniunely forgot about them while writing this.

I suppose, though I think they're about as relevant as the Leagues of Votann. Perhaps less than that. Still, I think they are worth noting, and I would caution against underestimating them. Their numbers are frequently lowballed.
 
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Sister Vandire:
What should one do if one starts to feel...strong romantic feelings for someone? Especially when that someone is...colorful? Two someones, specifically, but I feel stronger towards one, and...Ugh, Medicus Viola, too.

Why must I be such a sapphic mess?
 
Sister Vandire:
What should one do if one starts to feel...strong romantic feelings for someone? Especially when that someone is...colorful? Two someones, specifically, but I feel stronger towards one, and...Ugh, Medicus Viola, too.

Why must I be such a sapphic mess?
OOC: Because it makes you a relatable and nuanced character, Van. Have a virtual hug.

IC: I... I wish I could help, but don't know how... uhh... I'll ask a couple of Curators if one of our archives holds some poetry by chance.
 
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OOC: Because it makes you a relatable and nuanced character, Van. Have a virtual hug.

IC: I... I wish I could help, but don't know how... uhh... I'll ask a couple of Curators if one of our archives holds some poetry by chance.
Sister Vandire:
What does poetry have to do with romance?

OOC: Thanks! Very appreciated!
 
Sister Vandire:
What does poetry have to do with romance?

OOC: Thanks! Very appreciated!
IC: I... I've thought that, well, there is a lot of poetry about romance? Especially a romance that feels... like... out of ordinary? And, maybe, that way, even if it doesn't help directly... you can try and put what you feel in words? Like I said, I don't really... know... what to do in this situation.
 
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IC: I... I've thought that, well, there is a lot of poetry about romance? Especially a romance that feels... like... out of ordinary? And, maybe, that way, even if it doesn't help directly... you can try and put what you feel in words? Like I said, I don't really... know... what to do in this situation.
Sister Vandire:
You've never been in love before? I thought even xenos and serfs and such did.
 
Sister Vandire:
You've never been in love before? I thought even xenos and serfs and such did.
IC: Maybe when I was a child. Administratum is a... demanding career. But, to be frank, I don't complain, I have a rather comfortable life by urban world standards, I get to learn more about the galaxy and I've developed my skills enough that now I have some time for my own life. Still, 'some' is more than 'none', but not enough for any courtship.
 
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IC: Maybe when I was a child. Administratum is a... demanding career. But, to be frank, I don't complain, I have a rather comfortable life by urban world standards, I get to learn more about the galaxy and I've developed my skills enough that now I have some time for my own life. Still, 'some' is more than 'none', but not enough for any courtship.
Sister Vandire:
Oh. Well, what do members of the Adminstratum really do, I guess?
 
Sister Vandire:
Oh. Well, what do members of the Adminstratum really do, I guess?
I presume you know what we do for a living, so we can save that. As a free time? Well, I have a notebook where I sometimes write down interesting things that I saw in papers that day - got a nice collection of curses from Militarum Marshalls complaining about supply delays. I like to listen to vox-casts and I know that many of my fellow adepts also do. A quarter of hab-block is hooked on Yes, Magos - our Tech-Priests swear up and down that the author has no idea how Mechanicus works and I believe them, but everybody gets a good laugh at least. A couple other Ordinates picked up sculpting and wheting - you can take those to the office and have something to pass time if there isn't much work.

Technically we are supposed to be on call 12 hours per day, but usually there isn't enough work to fill it completely if you know your job, so there's some doing nothing. Of course, on other times crusade fleet is mobilised, Mechanicum wants resupply for Explorator mission or someone tries to invade us (usually renegades, Chaos or greenskins, sometimes Eldar - no idea which ones) and then the entire department spends a month or so surviving on recaf and hatred of whatever bastard is the reason for it. And at least once per decade tithes and reports have to be tallied and for two months we drown in paperwork, but you get used to it.

OOC: I'm making it up as I'm going along, a bit. No idea how close to canon!canon or AU!canon is this. And if you want me to give reason why AdMech does nothing with basically political satire against them (I made it up completely as expy of British Yes, Minister), my reasoning is smokescreen - it lets them keep their more bizarre tendencies secret, because even if it leaks to the public, they may not think it's that important.
 
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I presume you know what we do for a living, so we can save that. As a free time? Well, I have a notebook where I sometimes write down interesting things that I saw in papers that day - got a nice collection of curses from Militarum Marshalls complaining about supply delays. I like to listen to vox-casts and I know that many of my fellow adepts also do. A quarter of hab-block is hooked on Yes, Magos - our Tech-Priests swear up and down that the author has no idea how Mechanicus works and I believe them, but everybody gets a good laugh at least. A couple other Ordinates picked up sculpting and wheting - you can take those to the office and have something to pass time if there isn't much work.

Technically we are supposed to be on call 12 hours per day, but usually there isn't enough work to fill it completely if you know your job, so there's some doing nothing. Of course, on other times crusade fleet is mobilised, Mechanicum wants resupply for Explorator mission or someone tries to invade us (usually renegades, Chaos or greenskins, sometimes Eldar - no idea which ones) and then the entire department spends a month or so surviving on recaf and hatred of whatever bastard is the reason for it. And at least once per decade tithes and reports have to be tallied and for two months we drown in paperwork, but you get used to it.

OOC: I'm making it up as I'm going along, a bit. No idea how close to canon!canon or AU!canon is this. And if you want me to give reason why AdMech does nothing with basically political satire against them (I made it up completely as expy of British Yes, Minister), my reasoning is smokescreen - it lets them keep their more bizarre tendencies secret, because even if it leaks to the public, they may not think it's that important.
Sister Vandire:
We watch a lot of Yes, Magos in the Ecclesiarchy. It's incredibly funny. Magos Lutecus is such a power-hungry conservative, it's a lot like the Ecclesiarchy even if it isn't apparently a lot like the Adeptus Mechanicus.

...It's pretty tiring to see how inefficient everything in the Imperium except for the military and the secret police.
 
Sister Vandire:
We watch a lot of Yes, Magos in the Ecclesiarchy. It's incredibly funny. Magos Lutecus is such a power-hungry conservative, it's a lot like the Ecclesiarchy even if it isn't apparently a lot like the Adeptus Mechanicus.

...It's pretty tiring to see how inefficient everything in the Imperium except for the military and the secret police.
IC: As a rule of thumb from having to work with them sometimes(mainly when I have to pull extra duty and help make sure the direct psyker to Golden Throne connections are working and I usually don't want to be around them because the stuff involving the Left Hand and the fact that I don't wasnt to be anywhere near the Throne in general) Magos's tend to be the fucking weirdest people you will ever meet,this is because of the fact that staying doctrinal will only get you so far in the Mechanicus so you get a bottleneck of doctrinaire middle management with everyone above them being complete eccentrics who manage to reign in or conceal their worse aspects long enough to get promoted by another screwball magos,or worse they decide to reproduce in some way.

IC:I'm also 90% sure they used the mechanicus because the mechanicus is independant enough from the standard imperium to not be considered a satirization of actual imperial instituitions.
 
Sister Vandire:
We watch a lot of Yes, Magos in the Ecclesiarchy. It's incredibly funny. Magos Lutecus is such a power-hungry conservative, it's a lot like the Ecclesiarchy even if it isn't apparently a lot like the Adeptus Mechanicus.

...It's pretty tiring to see how inefficient everything in the Imperium except for the military and the secret police.
IC: Well, I've heard opinions that author apparently thought AdMech worked like Administratum, except where we have paperwork, they have machines and where we have Emperor, they have Omnissiah. From that perspective a good deal more things check out, but I have to say, most of our scribes aren't as dense as Adept Lanius.
 
IC: Well, I've heard opinions that author apparently thought AdMech worked like Administratum, except where we have paperwork, they have machines and where we have Emperor, they have Omnissiah. From that perspective a good deal more things check out, but I have to say, most of our scribes aren't as dense as Adept Lanius.
Kinda,they worship a trilogy of the Machine God,Motive Force and Omnissiah.Emps is either the Omnissiah,simply an aspect of the Omnissiah or the prophet/herald/avatar of the Omnissiah.
 
Sister Vandire:
What should one do if one starts to feel...strong romantic feelings for someone? Especially when that someone is...colorful? Two someones, specifically, but I feel stronger towards one, and...Ugh, Medicus Viola, too.

Why must I be such a sapphic mess?
IC: Congratulations! I'd brush up on the relevant romantic and courting gestures of their cultures in question over the next however-long-is-appropriate-but-isn't-just-procrastinating-until-they-die. A decade, maybe? No there's the nice earth caste girl - a year, then, that's plenty of time to read at least a few thousand papers on the subject. Craft your strategy then!

Oh, also, tell Ynathe I'll talk a bit about Iyanden's history and colonialist endeavours and reactionary movement when I can - I've been compiling some research on it. Also, I do rather agree that it is kind of gauche for Craftworld Eldar to do tourism in Commoragh, but I think layover vacations on the way to other places there are perfectly acceptable.

OOC: … look Eldar think differently about time.
 
OOC: I'm making it up as I'm going along, a bit. No idea how close to canon!canon or AU!canon is this. And if you want me to give reason why AdMech does nothing with basically political satire against them (I made it up completely as expy of British Yes, Minister), my reasoning is smokescreen - it lets them keep their more bizarre tendencies secret, because even if it leaks to the public, they may not think it's that important.
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Plus, the Mechanicus may have some problems with "beep boop what is popularity." Over and above their weirdness, they're not stupid as such, and they know they're weird, they've been weird for like fifteen thousand years. No subculture that doesn't specifically have violent enforcement powers over all of the everyone can go that long without being satired in some places.

Sister Vandire:
We watch a lot of Yes, Magos in the Ecclesiarchy. It's incredibly funny. Magos Lutecus is such a power-hungry conservative, it's a lot like the Ecclesiarchy even if it isn't apparently a lot like the Adeptus Mechanicus.

...It's pretty tiring to see how inefficient everything in the Imperium except for the military and the secret police.
IC:

If Man had widespread efficiency outside of Man's means of controlling those who belong to Man, the Imperium would undergo political, economic, and religious change on much shorter time-scales. It would be a very different place by now, and not just because the hovercraft would be running on time.
 
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IC: As a rule of thumb from having to work with them sometimes(mainly when I have to pull extra duty and help make sure the direct psyker to Golden Throne connections are working and I usually don't want to be around them because the stuff involving the Left Hand and the fact that I don't wasnt to be anywhere near the Throne in general) Magos's tend to be the fucking weirdest people you will ever meet,this is because of the fact that staying doctrinal will only get you so far in the Mechanicus so you get a bottleneck of doctrinaire middle management with everyone above them being complete eccentrics who manage to reign in or conceal their worse aspects long enough to get promoted by another screwball magos,or worse they decide to reproduce in some way.

IC:I'm also 90% sure they used the mechanicus because the mechanicus is independant enough from the standard imperium to not be considered a satirization of actual imperial instituitions.

Ah, I suppose that makes sense enough. What, exactly, is the Left Hand? That sounds quite ominous, given the connotations of the sinister.

Oh, and the Mechanicus still isn't as separate as the other "Imperial" subdivision, the Leagues of Votann. Quite interesting, those Leagues.

IC: Well, I've heard opinions that author apparently thought AdMech worked like Administratum, except where we have paperwork, they have machines and where we have Emperor, they have Omnissiah. From that perspective a good deal more things check out, but I have to say, most of our scribes aren't as dense as Adept Lanius.

What does a scribe do, specifically? Other than, I suppose, copying text. I don't know why one would have to do that manually. My bedroom writes things for me when I speak aloud.

Kinda,they worship a trilogy of the Machine God,Motive Force and Omnissiah.Emps is either the Omnissiah,simply an aspect of the Omnissiah or the prophet/herald/avatar of the Omnissiah.

...This just sounds like reworded Christianity. Not that anyone here besides us Eldar are aware of what that was.

I don't think authors of comedic vox-cast pay much attention to minutiae of Mechanicus theological dogma.

I do think it would be funnier if they put in that extra effort.

IC: Congratulations! I'd brush up on the relevant romantic and courting gestures of their cultures in question over the next however-long-is-appropriate-but-isn't-just-procrastinating-until-they-die. A decade, maybe? No there's the nice earth caste girl - a year, then, that's plenty of time to read at least a few thousand papers on the subject. Craft your strategy then!

Oh, also, tell Ynathe I'll talk a bit about Iyanden's history and colonialist endeavours and reactionary movement when I can - I've been compiling some research on it. Also, I do rather agree that it is kind of gauche for Craftworld Eldar to do tourism in Commoragh, but I think layover vacations on the way to other places there are perfectly acceptable.

OOC: … look Eldar think differently about time.

...My cousin, I am afraid that they are as mayflies to us, their short lives packed with excitement and danger as they futilely try to escape the last bondage of hateful time. Vandire, in her simplicity, cannot devote a decade to simply studying her own. I know we are a bit faster-paced than your kin, but even the Drukhari have far more time to spare than them.

What would you do, if you had a mere 150 Earthling years?

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Plus, the Mechanicus may have some problems with "beep boop what is popularity." Over and above their weirdness, they're not stupid as such, and they know they're weird, they've been weird for like fifteen thousand years. No subculture that doesn't specifically have violent enforcement powers over all of the everyone can go that long without being satired in some places.

IC:

If Man had widespread efficiency outside of Man's means of controlling those who belong to Man, the Imperium would undergo political, economic, and religious change on much shorter time-scales. It would be a very different place by now, and not just because the hovercraft would be running on time.

So do you think, then, that this inefficiency is deliberate, meant to preserve the status quo as it is? That is certainly an interesting proposition, wouldn't you say?
 
So do you think, then, that this inefficiency is deliberate, meant to preserve the status quo as it is? That is certainly an interesting proposition, wouldn't you say?
IC:

You invite a question. What does "deliberate" mean when applied to an entire civilization?

Galactic Man refers to itself as an 'Imperium of Man.' Linguistic analysis of certain fragments suggests that this means not only the political structure, but Man's right and authorization to rule over space and peoples.* The institution thus announces that it is, at its root, a self-reinforcing, self-supporting statement of its own authority. Presumably this authority is attributed to 'Man.'

But who is 'Man?" Naively, we might suppose that the Man in question is a singular human male. If so, who? No candidate presents himself. The name has been in place for long ages when no single human, male or otherwise, ruled the Imperium.* Why not 'the Imperium of Woman' or 'the Imperium of Those Twelve People Over There?'

We conclude that the Man is a term for a collective construct, a sort of notional 'giant.' The giant, for reasons best understood by humans, is imagined as male-presenting, but this is unimportant. More importantly, this giant, upon closer examination, is actually a composite figure. Many individuals, standing on each other's shoulders, clinging to each others' arms and legs, forming the shape of a Man.

Man is an aggregate of all the many individuals who exercise 'imperium,' the official power of control over those who belong to Man. Grammatically and conceptually it is useful to imagine 'Man' as a single nigh-immortal being with prodigious scope and power, but the reality is that 'Man' is a collection of institutions, interactions, and customs governing the conduct of the individual components of Man.

Man acts 'deliberately' and without deliberation at the same time. Man cannot actually form a singular coherent mental process that makes something you or I would recognize as a 'choice.' Humans are not a hive-minded species,* after all. And telepathic humans are systematically excluded from Man's exercise of authority, making the idea of Man ever truly 'deliberating' in the way that you or I would even more out of the question.

At the same time, Man does many things that can obviously be said to serve some purpose or other, such as operating starships, building massive temple complexes, detonating planets, or detonating planets with starships that are also temple complexes.

Man is not a man. Man is an institution, a collective word. Man does, and does not, deliberate.

Does Man deliberately cultivate inefficiency to make its belongings easy to control? Good question. Do 'the Drukhari' deliberately do all the things that 'the Drukhari' do? I cannot claim to know, but I surmise that many of the things 'the Drukhari' do not deliberately do, nonetheless serve a purpose in the structures that make 'the Drukhari ' a coherent, meaningful concept as opposed to a random mass of individual Eldar.*
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*(please correct me if I'm wrong about this)
 
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What does a scribe do, specifically? Other than, I suppose, copying text. I don't know why one would have to do that manually. My bedroom writes things for me when I speak aloud.

Copying texts is indeed what they often do, because like you probably realized, Imperial technology is inconsistent. However, it's not all parchment and quills (well, not always to be frank, it's a minority, but not insignificant), a good deal of documents exists in datapads, datadiscs and datacrystals, in the increasing order of storage space, and they're managed by cogitator-run systems coordinated by scribes (cogitator, for context, is a computation engine utilising cloned brain tissue as primary component - surprisingly good at parallel processing and organic bits helps insulate from warp-borne infiltration and emergence of Abominal Intelligence, according to specs). Parchment is primarily used when dealing with Astartes, Inquisition and Imperial Psykers - no idea why, but heard theories that it has to do with psykanery, and that's a big load of "no one really knows why it is like it is", at least to us. I guess someone more knowledgable at psychic theory might know why old-timey stuff works different with them. Back on track, scribes are also often the metaphorical front-line when it comes to interacting with petitioners. Most stuff people come to Administratum with doesn't require that big knowledge about the system, so it's offloaded to scribes so that higher-ups only do stuff they need. At least in theory, in practice it varies, again. I also know that some departments use scribes as additional menials - you know, cleaning duties, carrying stuff between offices, sorting the letters, etc. etc. I think "scribe" is mostly used due to tradition, although there are units of proffessional copyists in Administratum, mostly for documents related to classified stuff, since those papers must be copied with immense precision and the copyist has to be trusted enough to not leak information, and that's not touching memetic hazards that we're told can hide in Warp-related texts.
 
Man's use of parchment as opposed to alternative media raises many, many, many questions.

But it must be noted that some of these parchment records prove prodigiously durable. Under favorable conditions, parchment records may persist for many long cycles past the point where 'permanent' electronic records would need extensive forensic reconstruction to be even partly legible.

Reliance on organic computer systems further complicates data storage, as they presumably (?) require continuous life support and may (?) be susceptible to senescence.

(cogitator, for context, is a computation engine utilising cloned brain tissue as primary component - surprisingly good at parallel processing and organic bits helps insulate from warp-borne infiltration and emergence of Abominal Intelligence, according to specs).
Do they joke about the cogitators going senile in your office? We have archaeological evidence of such humor elsewhere and at other times.
 
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Parchment is primarily used when dealing with Astartes, Inquisition and Imperial Psykers - no idea why
Ritual at least for Astartes it is considered a ritual not in that it is an act of devotion rather it is something done by the Chapter at a set time for a set reason. Although I should had we do use cogitators the Mater Lachrymarum hosted a number of cogitators and data banks detailing a great deal of information crucial to the Lamenters chapter. On the ritual as many chapters are expected simply to acquire as the need on their own what information is sent back is consider some by Parchment as at most the information will be maybe worth a thick tome of data. That for use could be summarized as went here slayed this enemy x in the name of the Emperor for y amount of time used z amount of resources saved an amount of people. That last one though is dependent on the chapter of base-line humans are mentioned at all. I grant I don't know why the Inquisition does perhaps operation security moving into paranoia, for the Liberium of marines it was found writing with ink and quills -or pens the parchment is the more important hint in this- that warp-related accidents for instance miss-cast became less likely as those penned tomes were read through rather then simply looking up the need in for from a data-pad.
 
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I suppose, though I think they're about as relevant as the Leagues of Votann. Perhaps less than that. Still, I think they are worth noting, and I would caution against underestimating them. Their numbers are frequently lowballed.
Oh, absolutely, back when I was over by the Tau, I've had to creatively interpret quite a few orders from Commanders who've never fought Tau before.

They're good Offensively, but generally lack a solid ability of purely defensive matters. Seen Bunkers eat rail-shot fairly often, and the most common way us Guardsmen broke through their positions is via an Overwhelming Artillery Barrage.

The giant, for reasons best understood by humans, is imagined as male-presenting, but this is unimportant.
The Emperor's and the Primarchs are Male, so basically all of the classical 'Authority' figures are Male.

And when those Authority Figures are the size of like, 4 dudes, minimum, and able to out-perform even specialist machines, they kinda stick around as Important.

Especially when they're Significant Mythological Figures.
 
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