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Barem of Urstadt, salamander hound herder

"Alright, you bumbling gaggle of bell-ends. This thing here is what we call a swamp fairy. If you meet one you have two choices; either give them an offering of garlic, or complete a favour for them. If yer don't, they'll steal your shinbones and start eating them. Any questions?"
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Barem of Urstadt, salamander hound herder

Just seems like the right character lol

"Alchemy relies on very obscure 'lynchpins' sometimes. Like the value of gravity at the Central Leyline. Or the value of the Forgotten Saint's Constant. Barem of Urstadt... *is* one of those lynchpins. We can't let him ever know."
 
Gnosis said:
"Alchemy relies on very obscure 'lynchpins' sometimes. Like the value of gravity at the Central Leyline. Or the value of the Forgotten Saint's Constant. Barem of Urstadt... *is* one of those lynchpins. We can't let him ever know."
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- Grand Concoctitioner Ostradi of the Bubbling-Glass Alchemists Guild making sure his student doesn't use Barem as part of a immortality serum, mainly cause if Barem did find out he was a Lynchpin he'd probably produce a vast amount of eternal life juice quickly considering the fact he is part of the process, with some research of course

"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!"
 
Donald Darf said:
"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes!"
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-Herrak Skallagrek of the Mountain Clan's, newly elected High Chieftain speaking to the last remnants of the Mountain Clan's. Rallying them for a suicide stand against the Ur-Apes, buying time for the Yelmonters and their allies.

"A potion to change's one sex? Are you hearing yourself Tristan, what did I take you on as apprentice if you don't remember the basics. Alchemy can only permanently alter your body before puberty, have some common sense. Now a enchanted belt to transmogrify someone, that makes more sense."
 
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-Herrak Skallagrek of the Mountain Clan's, newly elected High Chieftain speaking to the last remnants of the Mountain Clan's. Rallying them for a suicide stand against the Ur-Apes, buying time for the Yelmonters and their allies.

"A potion to change's one sex? Are you hearing yourself Tristan, what did I take you on as apprentice if you don't remember the basics. Alchemy can only permanently alter your body before puberty, have some common sense. Now a enchanted belt to transmogrify someone, that makes more sense."
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Florence the Wise, fictional character of the highly influential book called Alchemia Novilakka Dialogus, written in the traditional "conflict between mentor and student" format for intellectual writing in Yelmont and surrounding cultures.

"The language of the Gods is in terms of what will happen, the future, unknown to us but known to them. 'The third word of what you will say next, followed by the fifth you'll hear after that... yadda yadda'. You require a level of clairvoyance, omnisience to speak it, see? Or, as I have just recently discovered, you can instead..."
 
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"The language of the Gods is in terms of what will happen, the future, unknown to us but known to them. 'The third word of what you will say next, followed by the fifth you'll hear after that... yadda yadda'. You require a level of clairvoyance, omnisience to speak it, see? Or, as I have just recently discovered, you can instead..."
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- High-Priestess Yethalda of the Church Or Seven-Lights, Breaker Of Fortresses, Recreator Of The Old Scriptures, is probably doing a queen behind a king's back, I don't know which one

"This is how we necromancers make corpses move, pay attention youngling, I make these little pseudo-souls, train them into loyal servants and then have them possess a couple corpses, now you know why most artificial undead are idiots, they're basically enslaved bodiless children, don't look at me like that, you asked for this lesson"
 
Donald Darf said:
- High-Priestess Yethalda of the Church Or Seven-Lights, Breaker Of Fortresses, Recreator Of The Old Scriptures, is probably doing a queen behind a king's back, I don't know which one

"This is how we necromancers make corpses move, pay attention youngling, I make these little pseudo-souls, train them into loyal servants and then have them possess a couple corpses, now you know why most artificial undead are idiots, they're basically enslaved bodiless children, don't look at me like that, you asked for this lesson"
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- Daniel Hentan, of the Monster Slayer Guild, mentoring his daughter

"The breeds of cattle with their many and varied gifts, the breeds of dog with their many and varied gifts... All creatures can be bred, their bloodline tailored, sculpted, molded.

...All, except humans. That is our Curse. This is what makes us Human."
 
Gnosis said:
"The breeds of cattle with their many and varied gifts, the breeds of dog with their many and varied gifts... All creatures can be bred, their bloodline tailored, sculpted, molded.

...All, except humans. That is our Curse. This is what makes us Human."
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- That fricking weirdo Mortion of the Monster Slayers Guild, people don't like talking to him

"I AM THE PRINCE OF THE FALLEN KINGDOM, PRINCE OF FOOLS, I WILL HOLD YOUR HEART LIKE A TROPHY WHEN WE'RE DONE"
 
Donald Darf said:
- That fricking weirdo Mortion of the Monster Slayers Guild, people don't like talking to him

"I AM THE PRINCE OF THE FALLEN KINGDOM, PRINCE OF FOOLS, I WILL HOLD YOUR HEART LIKE A TROPHY WHEN WE'RE DONE"
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Yinshallah, He-Who-Sees-The-Storm, upon ritually summoning the West Dragon

"There is no such thing as water. It doesn't actually exist. This is the god's greatest illusion."
 
gracnieumierac said:
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"Look to the peaks my friends, for on ever great peak, their is a Lord of the Winds. It is by their will and design the weather is commanded."
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--Professor Flavius of the Arcanum Noastrum on the elementals who gain sentience and occasionally act as minor deities

"Dragons and elves and their pansy ass magic. Humans and dwarves and giants with their pansy ass spell work. Orks with their pansy ass weapons. Let it be known that even without weapons our kind is the strongest! Our size is comparable to giants but our flesh is harder than the greatest metals and armors. Our strength is enough to lift even mountains. We can throw around you goddamn pansy ass creatures for fun. Only the flesh is absolute! Only the flesh can transcend all! Abandon magic and return to the body! Abandon weapons and return to primality! The gods use magic so we mortals must transcend through the body. OH GLORIOUS EVOLUTION!!!

MUSCLE! MUSCLE! MUSCLE!!!!"
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Edit: I made it Flavius as he seems like a knowledgeable guy.
 
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"Dragons and elves and their pansy ass magic. Humans and dwarves and giants with their pansy ass spell work. Once with their pansy ass weapons. Let it be known that even without weapons our kind is the strongest! Our size is comparable to giants but our flesh is harder than the greatest metals and armors. Our strength is enough to lift even mountains. We can throw around you goddamn pansy ass creatures for fun. Only the flesh is absolute! Only the flesh can transcend all! Abandon magic and return to the body! Abandon weapons and return to primality! The gods use magic so we mortals must transcend through the body. OH GLORIOUS EVOLUTION!!!

MUSCLE! MUSCLE! MUSCLE!!!!"
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-Kebugi Sourmante, proclaiming the Destiny of the Katandal People to dominate the Mirror Bay, as well as the surrounding lands.

"They're not orc's their djankael. You can't trust them they got Human blood in their veins now, they're like the High Elves of Oson. They'll twist words, write pretty things, they'll call it fighting against injustice. I call it sleeping with the enemy."
 
gracnieumierac said:
"They're not orc's their djankael. You can't trust them they got Human blood in their veins now, they're like the High Elves of Oson. They'll twist words, write pretty things, they'll call it fighting against injustice. I call it sleeping with the enemy."
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--Gestgurah'KaZkurn a somewhat racist ork who is racist friends with Argarendiel", a mildly racist elf they both make fun of Kog together though they occasionally get in racial spats as well.

"And so here I solemnly swear upon the stars. To every shining and brilliant god to every great soul who unburdens creation with light breath on this most sacred day.

...

That I will kill every last one of those otherworld fuckers. I will shit down their throat and suffocate them to death and use their little fae souls to forge a pike from soul steel to impale any remnants of their bloodline before I feed their dessicated corpses to an elder dragon! Humans should just give up magic my ass!"
 
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Just found out that villanesque is a name for a form of peotry, and I wanted to play with Rhime.

Behemoth. said:
--Gestgurah'KaZkurn a somewhat racist ork who is racist friends with Argarendiel", a mildly racist elf they both make fun of Kog together though they occasionally get in racial spats as well.

"And so here I solemnly swear upon the stars. To every shining and brilliant god to every great soul who unburdens creation with light breath on this most sacred day.

...

That I will kill every last one of those otherworld fuckers. I will shit down their throat and suffocate them to death and use their little fae souls to forge a pike from soul steel to impale any remnants of their bloodline before I feed their dessicated corpses to an elder dragon! Humans should just give up magic my ass!"
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-Two fragments from a tablet ascribed to Ysman Agux. That is argued by some historians as the moment he showed his true colours while other historians argue that this is a moment marking a change of mind.

"
In hell all are alone
Reduced to one line.
All to fight for one throne

Imprisoned in a glass home
I was only one refrain
In hell all are alone

One could only throw stone
Shards sinking into brine
All to fight for one throne

Down came the Crone
What it said, a crime
'In hell all are Alone'

My Nature Overthrown
Taken to Horalic's heim
All to fight for one throne

In awe I heard a new tone
All I left was never mine
In hell all are alone
All to fight one throne
"
 
WallFlower said:
"
In hell all are alone
Reduced to one line.
All to fight for one throne

Imprisoned in a glass home
I was only one refrain
In hell all are alone

One could only throw stone
Shards sinking into brine
All to fight for one throne

Down came the Crone
What it said, a crime
'In hell all are Alone'

My Nature Overthrown
Taken to Horalic's heim
All to fight for one throne

In awe I heard a new tone
All I left was never mine
In hell all are alone
All to fight one throne
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-Poem "Lonely Hell", Author Rhime Redacted, Banned in the Holy Republic of Oson, Empire of the Setting Sun, Republic of Nastroma, etc.

"Ye knocket oot ma tusk... Ye think ahm juist a God-Eater? Ye think a Hero's the only yin can tak ye oan?"
 
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-Poem "Lonely Hell", Author Rhime Redacted, Banned in the Holy Republic of Oson, Empire of the Setting Sun, Republic of Nastroma, etc.

"Ye knocket oot ma tusk... Ye think ahm juist a God-Eater? Ye think a Hero's the only yin can tak ye oan?"
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-- Record of GigusChadus the an ork and among the strongest of his people who joined the heavenly heroes party in the battle against Sinsbog

"The Katandal are a strange race. The men are around 17 meters tall and the women are around 15 meters around giant size. They are spread all around but mostly live in mirror bay. Now what's special about them is their strength. They are tough bastards. Stab a giant with a blade and you'll injure em right proper. But a Katandal? Good luck with that. They have blue marks like tattoos engraved into their skin from birth. They also have tails which vary. Some are monkey like, others are reptilian some are covered in carapace or quills or feathers. It's random really and they are all born with a horn. Oh they love their horns. If they work out enough they grow another horn and get far stronger. Apparently at six horns they are supposed to become a god of the flesh. Never happened though. And they hate magic and technology. They don't even wear clothes. That and their low birth rate is why they aren't really a threat. That said it's better not to mess with them."
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Edit: Wait it's the ur apes who talk like that not the orks right?
 
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Behemoth. said:
"The Katandal are a strange race. The men are around 17 meters tall and the women are around 15 meters around giant size. They are spread all around but mostly live in mirror bay. Now what's special about them is their strength. They are tough bastards. Stab a giant with a blade and you'll injure em right proper. But a Katandal? Good luck with that. They have blue marks like tattoos engraved into their skin from birth. They also have tails which vary. Some are monkey like, others are reptilian some are covered in carapace or quills or feathers. It's random really and they are all born with a horn. Oh they love their horns. If they work out enough they grow another horn and get far stronger. Apparently at six horns they are supposed to become a god of the flesh. Never happened though. And they hate magic and technology. They don't even wear clothes. That and their low birth rate is why they aren't really a threat. That said it's better not to mess with them."
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Said by an individual known solely theoughout history as the Blackened Hunter in his journals.

"We all hate dwarves. Undergrown midgets barely distinguishable from rocks. And let's not get started on their greed. It's absolutely atrocious. Right, Gestgurah'KaZkurn? Argarendiel?"
 
Behemoth. said:
Edit: Wait it's the ur apes who talk like that not the orks right?
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You see their is a subtle difference... the Ur-Apes speak Cockney and the Orc speak Scottish.

Nah, their no hard and fast rule I just wanted to use a different accent for writing and I figured Sinsbog being Scottish (Dorsic Accent Specifically) would be funny.

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"We all hate dwarves. Undergrown midgets barely distinguishable from rocks. And let's not get started on their greed. It's absolutely atrocious. Right, Gestgurah'KaZkurn? Argarendiel?"
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-Gorka'Tlanarz, Half-Orc, Human name Gary, wants to be included.

"Salamander hound eggs can only hatch under extreme heat, so put them in the forge."
 
--Said by Zorus a mutant of Odus who wishes to use salamander hounds to take ground against the so called civilized not half melting people of the other side of the continent.


"Ok so I get elder dragons. And I get greater demons and what not. But what the fuck is an elder human? Like did I miss something about aging? Why the hell is there an "elder" everything in this world. What's next elder dwarves? Elder elves even though those fuckers don't die? Elder rocks? Elder moss? Make it make sense?"
 
Behemoth. said:
--Said by Zorus a mutant of Odus who wishes to use salamander hounds to take ground against the so called civilized not half melting people of the other side of the continent.


"Ok so I get elder dragons. And I get greater demons and what not. But what the fuck is an elder human? Like did I miss something about aging? Why the hell is there an "elder" everything in this world. What's next elder dwarves? Elder elves even though those fuckers don't die? Elder rocks? Elder moss? Make it make sense?"
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Barem of Urstadt, salamander hound herder, upon finding Gyomo the Elder Human with Daniel Hentan, of the Monster Slayer Guild

Don't mind me, just going to keep expanding the Baremlore with other people's quotes lmao

"They say that the souls of Elders have escaped The Cycle. But I think they're actually just stuck real bad in it and they just don't care anymore. It's not freedom, it's apathy."
 
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"They say that the souls of Elders have escaped The Cycle. But I think they're actually just stuck real bad in it and they just don't care anymore. It's not freedom, it's apathy."
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-A Monk of Katrina's Wheel, discussing the emergence of an Elder Human, following the Alkeron Uprising.

"Swamp Striders... notice how those tree's seem to be moving, Florian? Their hidden in the leaves, they beat their prey to death with their legs."
 
-- Jonesy the lumberjack to his son Florian on the insane flora of their homeland.

"Oh by the seven lights why the fuck is there an naked blue giant outside the walls."
 
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-- Jonesy the lumberjack to his son Florian on the insane flora of their homeland.

"Oh by the seven lights why the fuck is there an naked blue giant outside the walls."
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Yinshallah, He-Who-Sees-The-Storm, after thinking that his recent summoning had failed (it had, just not in the way he thought)

"The Cycle is breaking. The emergence of the Elders. The Last Storm... Yes, let it be broken. "
 
-- Kon'an the stormdead priest on the emergence of more storms and the creation of more elders. The Leylines have begun to tremble and all things are in change. Perhaps this is the start of the era of aberration?

"Naturally I'll save him myself. What do you mean use magic to hide and make a plan!? You dumbass Humani! The Katandal don't need a plan! Who cares if it's an elder dragon I wouldn't even give a fuck if it was a lizard that was older than the dirt I smush between my toes. Do you know what I have that it lacks?
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MUSCLE! MUSCLE MUSCLE!!!"
 
Behemoth. said:
"Naturally I'll save him myself. What do you mean use magic to hide and make a plan!? You dumbass Humani! The Katandal don't need a plan! Who cares if it's an elder dragon I wouldn't even give a fuck if it was a lizard that was older than the dirt I smush between my toes. Do you know what I have that it lacks?
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MUSCLE! MUSCLE MUSCLE!!!"
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-The last words of FistFace who was about to attempt a rescue the Pirate prince Henry 'goldbeard' Smithson to his crewmate.

"Your idea of repurposing our magical shields and lifting our city out of the siege was a brilliant one. I only have one question. Have you thought about about how we will get down.

Please tell me, You have thought about getting us back on the ground right?"

EDIT: forgotten word.
 
WallFlower said:
"Your idea of repurposing our magical shields and lifting our city out of the siege was a brilliant one. I only have one question. Have you thought about how we will get down?

Please tell me, You have thought about getting us back on the ground right?"
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Sir Dolyn of the Knights of Moonlight, asks whether the plan includes a way for them to return to the ground.

"Can someone please stop her from trashing about?! It makes it harder for me to apply the herb to her!"
 
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