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Are we sure about that? Are we really sure?
From the soup store? Makes as much sense as anything else in this ride.
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Look, if you're going to review an American Hanukkah movie, you're gonna have to start with Eight Crazy Nights. It's got Adam Sandler, even!
That said, jesus christ this series isn't so much horny on main as it is broadcasting horny on all frequencies.
P.S. Who else is betting that the eventual story beat is Muroid succeeding, but then the rats overthrowing him because honestly, who wants to be stuck serving that?
That said, jesus christ this series isn't so much horny on main as it is broadcasting horny on all frequencies.
P.S. Who else is betting that the eventual story beat is Muroid succeeding, but then the rats overthrowing him because honestly, who wants to be stuck serving that?
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NothingNow
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She said as much in the foreword.
Honestly there's like eight explicitly American Hanukkah movies at this point, including the lifetime ones nobody wants to talk about.
It's literally Eight Crazy Nights, Hebrew Hammer, Full Court Miracle, Little Fockers, and then kinda sorta An American Tail, and Call Me by Your Name.
Of the literally intended as a Hanukkah movie movies, only Hebrew Hammer is actually good. It's kinda like how Die Hard is the best Christmas movie, but the holiday is actually essential to the plot.
And yeah this is the horniest goddamned comic that never so much as shows a nipple.
7734
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Yes, a classic case of the unreliable narrator.
Imrix
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wait wh-
what
What is the Half-Cat thing in this series? Where do they all come from? Gods, I'm so confused o.o
I found this one as well! It is A Thing.
NothingNow
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You're the one who cursed me with it.
Also IIRC absolutely none of the background ever gets explained. We just get the Brides of Catula instead. And the Egyptian gods. And puns.
Imrix
Periodically Malevolent QM
I did! I am confused, but not regretful.
Angel Catbird Volume Two: To Castle Catula! Part Two
NothingNow
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Tonight's late ass section is one that makes me honestly wonder what the fuck was actually going on here when it came to pacing.
Because here, right in the middle of the goddamned story, after we had Catula's background kill a ton of momentum, our intrepid heroes are interrupted by an abandoned Half-Kitten. And they thus spend several pages and a Half-Cat on all the horrible things that happen after you dump cats in the woods (because you're too cheap and lazy to spay your cat, or buy a brick and a burlap sack and do it properly.)
While this is all well and good for edification, given the fact that many half-cats can't become humans, wouldn't this mean that some of them are also at risk of involuntary sterilization despite being sentient beings? Given that every rat shown is at least capable of some level of communication and intelligence doesn't that also go the same for Cats and Owls?
And then Cate passes the buck on adopting this feral child, and everyone but Babushcat says no.
Bored out of his mind by this and Babushcat licking the face of a nameless feral child in the most unintentionally creepy panel of this comic so far, Cataclysm falls asleep and then almost immediately gets attacked by the Murines.
Who promptly get slaughtered by the basketful by a bunch of half-cats in their furry forms. Which lures everyone into a false sense of victory, and is exactly as Dr. Muroid planned.
And then finally we see Atheen-Owl rally the local owls, who while not convinced about Muroid's existence, plans or threat, go along with it because they're bored.
And then finally we get to Castle Catula, and the Brides of Catula. Which is marvelously tacky, like scratching posts and catnip in the courtyard, bat chorus and The Cat and The Fiddle in the reception room, the works.
Also, the hundreds of Brides of Catula. Because Catula fucks.
Anyway, cut to the daytime, and with everyone at Castle Catula either out like a light or just not on guard, Muroid launches the Drat. Which is an ugly sonofabitch, but enticing to literally everyone around save Ray. Also, it has fucking lasers and a flamethrower.
And with it, Dr. Muroid baits Angel Catbird into flying into a giant pane of glass so his rats could tie him up with string while he was concussed (this also comes with a Bird Fact, but they didn't change the art that goes next to it, so it looks like a Cat Fact.)
And Ray, (who was the only person who could keep up with this) is about as weirded out by this fucking cat people bullshit as you are.
Anyway, while Muroid taunts the owl-cat-man in a bird cage, some wild rat comes in the hatch that he'd dragged Angel Catbird in from, and is seduced by Muroid's Rat harem who use the horny lout to escape (While Angel Catbird is just there in the background asking if they could let him out.)
...Only to be immediately caught by Ray, who takes them to meet Mummycat, Atheen-Owl, and Cate. Because as some random fucking lab rats that got loose they have to know something right?
And they do, so they manage to escape being eaten by spilling the beans to that trio, who are about to rush off to rescue Strig's dumb ass.
…And that's volume two. Which has a section talking about how Johnnie Christmas does the line art and inking for the series, and some cool art (including a magazine cover and a thing of Cate and Catula dancing on stage,) but that's it for volume two.
And yes, if you're wondering why this update is so short, it's not me being lazy, it's just that like there's a ton of single panel pages and other stuff to pad this out while not much actually happens. Like the back half is mostly dudes fighting rats or Angel Catbird being a dumbass mesmerized by a flying cat toy and running into a glass wall.
Also, if you want to hear me complain about other things, I've had a discord for a while now.
Because here, right in the middle of the goddamned story, after we had Catula's background kill a ton of momentum, our intrepid heroes are interrupted by an abandoned Half-Kitten. And they thus spend several pages and a Half-Cat on all the horrible things that happen after you dump cats in the woods (because you're too cheap and lazy to spay your cat, or buy a brick and a burlap sack and do it properly.)
While this is all well and good for edification, given the fact that many half-cats can't become humans, wouldn't this mean that some of them are also at risk of involuntary sterilization despite being sentient beings? Given that every rat shown is at least capable of some level of communication and intelligence doesn't that also go the same for Cats and Owls?
And then Cate passes the buck on adopting this feral child, and everyone but Babushcat says no.
Bored out of his mind by this and Babushcat licking the face of a nameless feral child in the most unintentionally creepy panel of this comic so far, Cataclysm falls asleep and then almost immediately gets attacked by the Murines.
Who promptly get slaughtered by the basketful by a bunch of half-cats in their furry forms. Which lures everyone into a false sense of victory, and is exactly as Dr. Muroid planned.
And then finally we see Atheen-Owl rally the local owls, who while not convinced about Muroid's existence, plans or threat, go along with it because they're bored.
And then finally we get to Castle Catula, and the Brides of Catula. Which is marvelously tacky, like scratching posts and catnip in the courtyard, bat chorus and The Cat and The Fiddle in the reception room, the works.
Also, the hundreds of Brides of Catula. Because Catula fucks.
Anyway, cut to the daytime, and with everyone at Castle Catula either out like a light or just not on guard, Muroid launches the Drat. Which is an ugly sonofabitch, but enticing to literally everyone around save Ray. Also, it has fucking lasers and a flamethrower.
And with it, Dr. Muroid baits Angel Catbird into flying into a giant pane of glass so his rats could tie him up with string while he was concussed (this also comes with a Bird Fact, but they didn't change the art that goes next to it, so it looks like a Cat Fact.)
And Ray, (who was the only person who could keep up with this) is about as weirded out by this fucking cat people bullshit as you are.
Anyway, while Muroid taunts the owl-cat-man in a bird cage, some wild rat comes in the hatch that he'd dragged Angel Catbird in from, and is seduced by Muroid's Rat harem who use the horny lout to escape (While Angel Catbird is just there in the background asking if they could let him out.)
...Only to be immediately caught by Ray, who takes them to meet Mummycat, Atheen-Owl, and Cate. Because as some random fucking lab rats that got loose they have to know something right?
And they do, so they manage to escape being eaten by spilling the beans to that trio, who are about to rush off to rescue Strig's dumb ass.
…And that's volume two. Which has a section talking about how Johnnie Christmas does the line art and inking for the series, and some cool art (including a magazine cover and a thing of Cate and Catula dancing on stage,) but that's it for volume two.
And yes, if you're wondering why this update is so short, it's not me being lazy, it's just that like there's a ton of single panel pages and other stuff to pad this out while not much actually happens. Like the back half is mostly dudes fighting rats or Angel Catbird being a dumbass mesmerized by a flying cat toy and running into a glass wall.
Also, if you want to hear me complain about other things, I've had a discord for a while now.
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Shanejayell
Yuri Fan without a Pause
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What a series. *lol*
Imrix
Periodically Malevolent QM
I mean, props to him for staying on theme?
This comic is amazing. It's the most bizarre combination of animal welfare edutainment, incredibly thirst, and saturday morning cartoon shenanigans. This is the kind of thing I'd expect on Looney Tunes.
NothingNow
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Yeah, it's either Really Horny Ranger Rick or Somewhat Hornier Looney Tunes and there's like some even weirder shit in between.
Angel Catbird Volume 3: The Catbird Roars
NothingNow
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Angel Catbird Volume Three is thankfully the conclusion to this cursed series. It is also a disaster that is thankfully somewhat linear and coherent. Emphasis on the somewhat however.
Which starts out with the same pose from last time, and then Atheen-Owl, Neferkitti, and Cate talk body issues and Atheen-Owl and Cate get a bit catty.
And then there's a page of Strig in a cage in Muroid's lair bemoaning his present circumstances and the Drat, and then the story goes back and forth between the cats and rats plotting at Castle Dracula and Strig in Muroid's Lair (where he eats a rotten fish and talks a big game.)
Anyway, that done Muroid's less than willing harem (Esmeralda and Ophelia) fills everyone in Castle Catula in on the details of the lair, and Cate and Ray head off to Muroid's lair so they can sneak in and free Strig. Mostly because Cate is being weirdly dumb in this case and Ray still has a thing for her.
The initial plan goes awry because Muroid wasn't an idiot and had Murines on the roof, Cate goes in alone using her employee ID, saying she was out because she had Toxoplasmosis (it's only been like two days since the club got torched, you'd think this would be a Sunday or Monday.) Anyway, Cate gets down in the basement, lets Strig out and they fight the Murines in the one page of this issue that doesn't look like rushed ass until essence of catnip is pumped into the chamber and knocks the two of them out (shouldn't they just be tripping cat balls?)
Ray returns to Castle Catula, and tells everyday the bad news (god damn it I'm doing it too,) and they have to hold another meeting as Strig and Cate are dragged into two other cages. Anyway, everyone has to deal with the possibility that Strig and Cate are dead, Ray cries, and everyone sits in silence.
Instead the two are flirting in their cages and Dr. Muroid is gloating about how Santa Declaws is coming to town.
Back at Castle Catula, Esmeralda and Ophelia have a plan and make everyone hide the mouse-blood champagne (how does that even work) so they can summon Anonymouse, who is just a mouse in a guy fawkes mask because god is dead and so is creativity.
Anyway, Anonymouse gets chased around a bit by the various half-kittens before Babushcat puts him on the table.
Where we then jump to Strig handing Cate a fish head while this weird ass Archie and Veronica shit plays out and Strig wonders why he could've fallen for an Owl before he just imagines some disembodied eyes in one of the creepiest panels in this.
Like that is hopefully not the guy's O face.
Anyway, while her Beau is off being a creep Cate licks rotten fish off her paws and another Anonymouse comes into the chamber.
And we cut back to the original Anonymouse on the table, while we get the whole background on Wikisqueaks. Who get pain in cheese and talk on Squeakerphone. Again, nothing in this makes any sense.
Anyway, everyone cuts a deal, and there's a truce on mouse eating for now, and a cat fact. More stuff is also revealed and it turns out Muroid controls the world's rats and this isn't like a local thing (remember when this started out with Muroid just hitting Strig with a Camry like last week? This children is how you escalate the stakes of your narrative.)
Anyway cut back to Strig trying to seduce a mouse into releasing them. Very unsuccessfully. Until said mouse gets a text from the Anonymouse in Castle Catula. Who has also gathered a group of colleagues Atheen-Owl has to try not to eat.
Neferkitti then gives the Anonymouse collective an amulet with which to summon Sekhmet and Nekhbet. Incidentally Nekhbet is misspelled here, but Sekhmet isn't. Sekhmet looks kinda bland, Nekhmet at least has a punk sort of look going on. Anyway, to further pad out the word count, we get a page of them filling us in on their backstory with Neferkitti. But aside from some mice eating comments, this goes off without a hitch. We then get a page each of Sekhmet going on about hunting lions, and Nekhmet going on about the possible extinction of Old-World vultures (which is actually a particularly pressing issue.) Then the Anonymouse group hauls the amulet off to the lair.
Cut to the lair, and Muroid is talking to his international allies. Who are all in half-rat form except him. Possibly so he can actually emote. We do get to see some weird asides, and Santa Declaws though.
Cut back to Cate and Strig and we learn Cate drinks out of the toilet? IDK, they're thirsty because it was a salty rotten fishhead. Anyway Anonymouse shows up, and they release Cate and Strig and hijack the Drat just as Muroid and Santa Declaws show up in the lair.
Cutting back to Castle Catula it's finally dusk, and Catula is aghast at what a wreck his place has become in maybe twelve hours. His brides are even angrier.
Anyway, Cate and Strig hitch a ride on the Drat out of the lair. Declaws gets kicked in the head with talons, and everyone escapes as the Night shift freaks out when the Drat explodes out of the building and crashes into a tree.
Back at Castle Catula the Brides of Catula have worked themselves up into a fury at the desecration of their interior decoration, and they fly off to war with the rest of the alliance.
In the tree everyone's beset by the Rats, Cate can't hold them off by herself, and once again has to clock Strig upside the head to make him transform. And so everything looks perilous for our heroes until the Brides of Catula show up and Anonymouse summons the gods.
Leading to everyone finally having some context, but not enough because there never will be enough, for this two page spread:
The day clearly lost Muroid escapes in his horrible furry ratmobile, as the lab is destroyed and everyone goes off to Castle Catula to celebrate.
Incidentally, Nefferkitti and her kittens move in with Catula, who decent man as he is, isn't afraid of shacking up with a single Mummy. Meanwhile, the Club will be rebuilt as the Alleycat, and Strig settles into his horrible hellscape of a life in a Betty and Veronica love triangle.
Also the Ratmobile is a boat too.
Then there's the usual end of volume stuff, including a cool Catula portrait, some other decent illustrations, including one by Giséle Lagacé (the French-Canadian webcomic artist who did Menage-a-3 and that IDW Jem and the Holograms series) and the sketchbook stuff.
And that's it. Margaret's Horrible Furry Comic is done, and it hasn't actually killed me.
Which starts out with the same pose from last time, and then Atheen-Owl, Neferkitti, and Cate talk body issues and Atheen-Owl and Cate get a bit catty.
And then there's a page of Strig in a cage in Muroid's lair bemoaning his present circumstances and the Drat, and then the story goes back and forth between the cats and rats plotting at Castle Dracula and Strig in Muroid's Lair (where he eats a rotten fish and talks a big game.)
Anyway, that done Muroid's less than willing harem (Esmeralda and Ophelia) fills everyone in Castle Catula in on the details of the lair, and Cate and Ray head off to Muroid's lair so they can sneak in and free Strig. Mostly because Cate is being weirdly dumb in this case and Ray still has a thing for her.
The initial plan goes awry because Muroid wasn't an idiot and had Murines on the roof, Cate goes in alone using her employee ID, saying she was out because she had Toxoplasmosis (it's only been like two days since the club got torched, you'd think this would be a Sunday or Monday.) Anyway, Cate gets down in the basement, lets Strig out and they fight the Murines in the one page of this issue that doesn't look like rushed ass until essence of catnip is pumped into the chamber and knocks the two of them out (shouldn't they just be tripping cat balls?)
Ray returns to Castle Catula, and tells everyday the bad news (god damn it I'm doing it too,) and they have to hold another meeting as Strig and Cate are dragged into two other cages. Anyway, everyone has to deal with the possibility that Strig and Cate are dead, Ray cries, and everyone sits in silence.
Instead the two are flirting in their cages and Dr. Muroid is gloating about how Santa Declaws is coming to town.
Back at Castle Catula, Esmeralda and Ophelia have a plan and make everyone hide the mouse-blood champagne (how does that even work) so they can summon Anonymouse, who is just a mouse in a guy fawkes mask because god is dead and so is creativity.
Anyway, Anonymouse gets chased around a bit by the various half-kittens before Babushcat puts him on the table.
Where we then jump to Strig handing Cate a fish head while this weird ass Archie and Veronica shit plays out and Strig wonders why he could've fallen for an Owl before he just imagines some disembodied eyes in one of the creepiest panels in this.
Like that is hopefully not the guy's O face.
Anyway, while her Beau is off being a creep Cate licks rotten fish off her paws and another Anonymouse comes into the chamber.
And we cut back to the original Anonymouse on the table, while we get the whole background on Wikisqueaks. Who get pain in cheese and talk on Squeakerphone. Again, nothing in this makes any sense.
Anyway, everyone cuts a deal, and there's a truce on mouse eating for now, and a cat fact. More stuff is also revealed and it turns out Muroid controls the world's rats and this isn't like a local thing (remember when this started out with Muroid just hitting Strig with a Camry like last week? This children is how you escalate the stakes of your narrative.)
Anyway cut back to Strig trying to seduce a mouse into releasing them. Very unsuccessfully. Until said mouse gets a text from the Anonymouse in Castle Catula. Who has also gathered a group of colleagues Atheen-Owl has to try not to eat.
Neferkitti then gives the Anonymouse collective an amulet with which to summon Sekhmet and Nekhbet. Incidentally Nekhbet is misspelled here, but Sekhmet isn't. Sekhmet looks kinda bland, Nekhmet at least has a punk sort of look going on. Anyway, to further pad out the word count, we get a page of them filling us in on their backstory with Neferkitti. But aside from some mice eating comments, this goes off without a hitch. We then get a page each of Sekhmet going on about hunting lions, and Nekhmet going on about the possible extinction of Old-World vultures (which is actually a particularly pressing issue.) Then the Anonymouse group hauls the amulet off to the lair.
Cut to the lair, and Muroid is talking to his international allies. Who are all in half-rat form except him. Possibly so he can actually emote. We do get to see some weird asides, and Santa Declaws though.
Cut back to Cate and Strig and we learn Cate drinks out of the toilet? IDK, they're thirsty because it was a salty rotten fishhead. Anyway Anonymouse shows up, and they release Cate and Strig and hijack the Drat just as Muroid and Santa Declaws show up in the lair.
Cutting back to Castle Catula it's finally dusk, and Catula is aghast at what a wreck his place has become in maybe twelve hours. His brides are even angrier.
Anyway, Cate and Strig hitch a ride on the Drat out of the lair. Declaws gets kicked in the head with talons, and everyone escapes as the Night shift freaks out when the Drat explodes out of the building and crashes into a tree.
Back at Castle Catula the Brides of Catula have worked themselves up into a fury at the desecration of their interior decoration, and they fly off to war with the rest of the alliance.
In the tree everyone's beset by the Rats, Cate can't hold them off by herself, and once again has to clock Strig upside the head to make him transform. And so everything looks perilous for our heroes until the Brides of Catula show up and Anonymouse summons the gods.
Leading to everyone finally having some context, but not enough because there never will be enough, for this two page spread:
The day clearly lost Muroid escapes in his horrible furry ratmobile, as the lab is destroyed and everyone goes off to Castle Catula to celebrate.
Incidentally, Nefferkitti and her kittens move in with Catula, who decent man as he is, isn't afraid of shacking up with a single Mummy. Meanwhile, the Club will be rebuilt as the Alleycat, and Strig settles into his horrible hellscape of a life in a Betty and Veronica love triangle.
Also the Ratmobile is a boat too.
Then there's the usual end of volume stuff, including a cool Catula portrait, some other decent illustrations, including one by Giséle Lagacé (the French-Canadian webcomic artist who did Menage-a-3 and that IDW Jem and the Holograms series) and the sketchbook stuff.
And that's it. Margaret's Horrible Furry Comic is done, and it hasn't actually killed me.
NothingNow
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Seriously though, this is easily the weirdest week in poor Strig's life.
Imrix
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no see everything about this is high as a kite to begin with, so getting them high again wraps them around to normal, and they don't know how to handle suddenly no longer being manic.
oh shit i forgot about anonymouse
okay but why is santa buff thoCut to the lair, and Muroid is talking to his international allies. Who are all in half-rat form except him. Possibly so he can actually emote. We do get to see some weird asides, and Santa Declaws though.
BUT WHERE DID THE BIPLANES COME FROM?Leading to everyone finally having some context, but not enough because there never will be enough, for this two page spread:
NothingNow
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Honestly I don't even know. You'd think they'd have been used at any point before this.
And like Buff Santa Declaws is just like one more thing I kind of can't even really process, especially since he's in all of like five pages. I assume since this is probably supposed to introduce people to a longer series if it had continued he would've gotten his own arc as an antagonist or something?
I honestly wonder how it sold tbh.
What the fuck should I do next?
NothingNow
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Since I keep wanting to do these horrible things, what should I do next?
Ideally, it should be short/discrete, weird(or weirdly sexual) and generally make you wonder what the fuck. I'm not going to do Worm or something because it's way too goddamned long for instance, and everyone and their uncle has already done it.
So far things that have been suggested are Nekopara (2020), The Black Jewels series aka: 2nd Wave Feminist Dark Fantasy Demon CBT, but I'm willing to take other suggestions via PM or Discord DM.
Ideally, it should be short/discrete, weird(or weirdly sexual) and generally make you wonder what the fuck. I'm not going to do Worm or something because it's way too goddamned long for instance, and everyone and their uncle has already done it.
So far things that have been suggested are Nekopara (2020), The Black Jewels series aka: 2nd Wave Feminist Dark Fantasy Demon CBT, but I'm willing to take other suggestions via PM or Discord DM.
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Spectral Waltz
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The Battleship Movie?
Because oh man that movie is fun. Trash, awful trash, but fun.
Because oh man that movie is fun. Trash, awful trash, but fun.
NothingNow
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I can do awful trash. So that's three items. If we hit four or more I'll put up a poll.
- Daughter of the Blood (Black Jewel Trilogy #1)
- Nekopara (2020)
- Battleship (2012)
I'd say I could do Early Man by F. Clark Howell (Life Nature Library #22, 1968 ed.) and go through and probably go page by page to talk about when things in it were found to be wrong and why, but that'd honestly be a project for someone actually getting a degree in History of Science and Technology, since again it's from 1968 and I'd have to possibly revise it a few times. It's weirdly for a book from when Australia was trying to say the Aborigines weren't entirely human, surprisingly less racist than anticipated.
I also have other out of date anthropology books, but those are much further up their own ass.
NothingNow
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So far my 2 recommendations are way behind. Oh well. Eventually the time will come. Plus since your let's reads are quick it shouldn't be too long.
Also i voted for nekopara as well because it's gonna be cringy in a funny way!
Crimson Flight
华裔机甲迷
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nekopara
why would you curse yourself with more cats
why would you curse yourself with more cats
NothingNow
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Yeah, I'll probably do some of these in with Nekopara (since it's twelve episodes,) but that'll be films I think.
I don't want to be just the catfucking guy.
Because someone suggested it and it's better than 2nd Wave Feminist Dark Fantasy Demon CBT: the Novel.
That's great! If I'm understanding you right you will do the flims in the middle of the nekopara then that will make it even sooner that you will do my 2 requests! Awesome!
Also you are too late to not be the cat fucking guy!