Chojomeka
Behold! QUEEN MONKE!
And just to make thing even more amusing Bismarck runs off to Warship Girls R puts on a blue dress and some glasses and is suddenly Hood. The perfect disguise.
And just to make thing even more amusing Bismarck runs off to Warship Girls R puts on a blue dress and some glasses and is suddenly Hood. The perfect disguise.
AL hood gets this weird shiver down her spine, and has the distinct impression that somewhere, her dear biscuit is making fun of her.And just to make thing even more amusing Bismarck runs off to Warship Girls R puts on a blue dress and some glasses and is suddenly Hood. The perfect disguise.
Winner gets a date with Enterprise?meanwhile, AL and KC Zuikaku are having a deco measuring contest
Assuming they don't sink each other, absolutely
You know Engels was the son of factory owners... so it's not inconceivableAll of you consider: natural born Kirov but they're a New Yorker who's parents make money on Wall Street
Probably yes. They are part human after all, can't have all the good with none of the bad.So odd question but...do ship girls go to the bathroom? Ships don't really produce any excess material that needs to be expelled, and it seems like they'd almost prefer to have scrap metal on board for repairs.
Good, generally bad at writing stuff like, maybe to.. blanet for what i have plan, think two dense idiots likeing each other, but at least its there so I can work with it.My shipping senses are tingling with that last line, however, good story, there are a few typos early on but nothing my brain couldn't skip over.
Reminds me of Azure Lane a lot with the girls being able to change forms. Not an idea I've seen before in Kancolle fics, though I'm not really sure how it'd fit into their worldHmm should I or shouldn't I...
Screw it been working on this story for over a year. May as well post a more polish snip, warning this is still very rough And it takes place after snip I posted a few years back, and since this thread doesnt have thread marks I can't link it... Look for Through a Soldiers Eyes, think that i put that name here...
Havent really thought of a name for the story thats better then the original. So enjoy and give me you thoughts.
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"Admiral Dodge? We need you down at Pier 6, there's been a magic incident."
Never in his almost thirty years of service has such a random seeming text brought so much dread.
"But then again… zombie ships weren't a thing then…. Probably." Rear Admiral Tom Dodge muttered to himself as he drove his little gator-cart, not the Admiral‐mobile according to the destroyers, down to the piers. Normally Captain Garrett would have taken care of these type of problems but she was out with the Oakland doing supple runs for the pickets. Turning onto Pier 6 he was slightly pleased. "At least there's no duct tape this time…"
As he came upon a huddle of people and ships he came to a stop. "So," he said, getting out. "What happened this time?"
"Fairy-ication," Porter chirped amusedly.
The Admiral felt his mind skip a gear.
"What?"
"You know we can change forms?" Des Moines started slowly with her cupped hands held close to her stomach.
"Yes...?" the Admiral said, reflecting on the Taped Gato Incident.
"Well, have you ever wondered what would happen if someone was in the hull when we changed instead of on deck?"
"Who was it and do I need to write a letter?"
"Don't worry, this one doesn't need a write-up. As for who..." slowly the heavy cruiser girl raised her hands. Revealing a small green clothed fairy looking very…
Indignant.
Admiral Dodge stared at the little fairy who just sent him a flat look. "Is that?"
"Hooah…" the Army fairy released the flattest, most done with this hooah that Admiral Dodge heard in his career. Not that he could blame the poor sergeant.
"So cute!" Albacore said, reaching towards him.
The flat indignant look turned into one of fright as the little fairy squeaked in alarm before Des Moines hand recovered him.
"Yeah, no." Des Moines forcefully said bringing her hands above her head. "With the way you two get along I don't trust you to not something that he'll hate."
"You think I'll actually hurt him?" the sub said, genuinely offended.
"Hurt him on purpose, no. Do something embarrassing? Oh yes."
"I was only going to dress him up in doll clothes…"
"Anyways…" Admiral Dodge cut in, "How did this happen to Sergeant Zaiz, Des Moines?"
"You know how we were testing the JCR system?" At the Admiral's nod she continued, "Well we finished up faster then expected, it worked by the way, and as he packed up I decided to play a joke."
"Let me guess, the old 'appear in your arms' trick?" The Admiral said as the heavy cruiser nodded.
"Hehe... yep," the cruiser chuckled nervously, "except that I didn't pay proper attention to where he was when I changed."
"And now we have a mini-sergeant. Amazing." Dodge deadpanned.
"Well at least it should be easy to change him back…" Bantaan spoke up hesistanty. Blushing with embarrassment as everyone looked at her, the light carrier continued. "Just you know put back i-ANDJUSTGOSHIP!"
The peanut gallery snickered, the light carrier and heavy cruiser became tomatoes as Admiral Dodge chuckled.
"Well the simplest plans are often the best. And it makes sense."
"Right, um, yes. It does make sense…" Des Moines said quickly glancing around for a spot large enough for her hull. "Um… Over there'd probably be good."
Turning, the heavy cruiser's metal heel got caught on the concrete, tripping her and sending the fairy she was still holding flying.
Fairy-Sergeant Zaiz's scream needed no translation.
Almost before the army fairy left Des Moines' hand, Bantaan was moving to grab him.
As was Albacore.
And West Virginia.
And Porter.
And Midway...
And… well, an experienced reader can see where this was going.
As the cursing pile of shipgirls went down the fairy screamed into the water with a splash.
"FUCKING HELL! That happened that seriously fucking happened! AND NOW IM IN THE FUCKING FREEZING-ASS SOUND!" A familiar voice cried out.
Admiral Dodge sidestepped the tangled pile of shipgirls and easily caught up with the scrambling Des Moines to look over the edge.
"Or that could work, good to know." Dodge said ideally as the now full size Army soldier swarmed to the pier.
"Oh thank fucking god," Des Moines said breathlessly. "I'm so sorry about that whole thing! I had no idea that-"
"That you earnt the name Dizzy?" the soldier cut her off slightly bemused. "You can make it up by using those long arms of your's to help me up. Fucking freezing!"
Grinning in relief, the cruiser reached down to grab him. A flicker of pseudo-motion and Des Moines yepped in shock as she overcompensated and fell back. This time both hands snapped to her chest superhumanly quick, cupping something close and protective. As the cruiser came to a stop she stared into her cupped hands in disbelief.
"Hooah? HOOAH!" came a fairy sounding cry.
"What. The. Fuck." Des moines muttered in disbelief staring at the little fairy.
"Maybe it's like the shells and ammo and other stuff?" Midway asked as the carrier finished untangling her legs from Porter. "Go far enough away they go full size, but grab them and they pop back to being small?"
"That would be really annoying if it was true…" Des Moines muttered, standing up and carefully holding her passenger close to her chest.
Zaiz for his part muttered an inaudible agreement as he relaxed in the warmth given off by his friend. He was still freezing from his dip in the water and Des Moines warmth was a welcome relief. An idle thought of sliding down to hang on Des Moines collar crossed his mind, but tossed it as a bad idea.
"Welp, back to Plan A!" Dodge said, thinking about how much paperwork this could create…
"Yup, well here it goes…" Des Moines said, stepping off the pier. Another flicker of pseudo-motion was briefly evident before the bows of a heavy cruiser appeared.
Dodge barely had a chance to look at the 3 inch guns on Des Moines' bow before a form vaulted off.
Sergeant Eric Zaiz landed in a roll before popping up before West Virginia. The Standard Battleship giving the soldier an amused look before poking him. At the startling lack of anything happening the soldier poked her back. The poking continued for a few seconds to double check that everything was fine.
Satisfied that he wasn't going to lose about five feet of height, the soldier turned towards the rest, "The slide show over everyone. I going back to my camper before the pain meds wear off," the still wet soldier shivered as the cold winter wind decided to blow. "Or until I freeze…"
"Yep show's over ships. Get back to work!" Dodge said shooing off the bemused shipgirls, "Looking at you Albacore, I know you…"
"Oi! I'm technically a boat!"
"Exactly. Now move it."
"Need any help?" Des Moines ask Zaiz as they head off the pier. The soldier limp was progressively becoming worse.
"Nah I'll make it," pulling his well uniform top to shake off any remaining water he continued, "That was interesting… And useful to know."
"How was that useful?" the Cruiser asked confused and slightly relieved that her friend held no hard feelings.
The soldier just hummed and hawed as they made their way to his camper across the parking lot.
"You just gave me more ways to mess with Miss Long Fin Tuna," Zaiz grinned up at Des Moines. "If you are willing to help?"
"Heh, we'll have to see Zaiz… We'll have to see…"
The idea is old if i remember correctly, it dates back to a time where people were experimenting with the limits of what is a shipgirl due to the lack of everything back then.Reminds me of Azure Lane a lot with the girls being able to change forms. Not an idea I've seen before in Kancolle fics, though I'm not really sure how it'd fit into their world
I like it so far!With a cry of triumph, I stepped through the portal, Prinz at my side.
Reminds me of Azure Lane a lot with the girls being able to change forms. Not an idea I've seen before in Kancolle fics, though I'm not really sure how it'd fit into their world
There's at least one doujin where shipgirls have 3 forms. 'no rigging', 'with rigging' and 'ship'.
(It's a non-smutty one, even; the Macho Admiral one; pool# 8692)
It's a thing in Harry and the Shipgirls. Well, Trieste at least, which made the first manned descent into Challenger Deep. There's also a nearly indestructible Challenger Deep Princess, sending out a siren song that's caused a lot of subs and abyssals to die, crushed by the pressure down there. Not out of malice but because she's so alone.Okay so every now and again civilian ship Kammusu show up, like cruiser liners or something of the like, but what if we got science vessels? Specifically the Alvin Class Deep sea exploration subs?
All 4 hulls are still around, and the Alvin itself is still in service, though the abyssals would probably change that pretty quickly...
I just really like these 4 siblings, and I can't stop thinking about how the almost universally militant Kammusu and world at large would react to not just civilian, but Science vessels.
I also like the idea of RV Atlantis coming back to be their support ship as well,,,,
also also also maybe NR-1 as well,,,,
They'd all be....so small. Even NR-1 was absolutely tiny, even by submarine standards. The Alvins themselves are only 17 tons...I think it would be awesome, and you could make a good adventure or horror story out of an Alvin escort mission as she dives to research the Abyss.
The escort i was thinking about is getting her to the dive site, holding the area while she dives, have subs escort her down until she passes crush depth for enemy subs, and then hoping that she doesn't stumble across something that'll rip her apart.They'd all be....so small. Even NR-1 was absolutely tiny, even by submarine standards. The Alvins themselves are only 17 tons...
but oh yea them diving to explore the abyss. Escort is basically impossible since no military subs can follow them to their max dive depth.