Do I think this will win? No. Do I think this might be running out the joke? Yes. Did it stop me? No, again!
Why am i ere yer ask? back home, a bit uv trouble kame around. Had ta flee or it was me head on 'da choppa. Ol boss would've kept it 'der wit' str'n. So, Iz walk'n an i hear a bunch uv 'umiez talk'n. Now at furst, i was like Gorefoot, yer lucks up. Ere's some 'umiez, give im a gud two whacks, easy dinna. But dese 'umiez were talk'n all about find'n someth'n an how dey'd give anyth'n ta have it. I said ta myself again, gorefoot, ya rememba when ya met dose Boyz out eastward. Tall gobbos wit' 'da wolves talk'n about merkanary work an how 'umiez would give anyth'n. Now, i wont lie. Didn't fink much uv it at 'da time. Mostly jus went about some chopp'n uv im gobbos, but i remembered, so out i kame an' introduced myself. Turns out im 'umiez was look'n for some stuntie place. I showed it ta im an would yer believe it, dey gave me a nice shiny for it. Used ta be i have ta go do all sorts uv bash'n an' smash'n an' chopp'n for a shiny. Don't get me wrong, i love a gud krumpa, but it's a bit easia ta jus go find stuff an' ya get to have a propa krumpa every now an' den, so wot do ya say. Yer wanna hire gorefoot, best uv da findaz.