[X] "I have a super-rare artifact that makes my Stats stronger."
No. of votes: 8
mithril-blade, Camellia, Shadowward, Walker, veekie, kylina, query, Cornix Argentus
-[X] "And, no, I will not be loaning it out."
No. of votes: 1
Silversun17
[X] "If you need to know I'll tell you. Until then respect my privacy."
No. of votes: 5
wdango, frostgiant, Ethereal Vitali, Hannz, FelSpite
[X] "I'm actually part..."
-[X] "...actually you don't want to know what the other half of me is..."
No. of votes: 5
Sk8torchic, Walker of the Yellow Path, them8, NinjaMAster, kellanved
[X] "That's classified."
No. of votes: 1
sebsmith
[X] "I'm a Librarian, which can be considered a specific sub-type of Shopkeeper."
-[X] "No trying to bait people to steal my stuff, understood?"
No. of votes: 1
Elbrasch
[X] "I'm a Librarian. There's these things called Stat Books. Do the math."
No. of votes: 21
boredbird, Drox, wert1990, Koden, MHLord, Yzarc, Enjou, LightMage, whydoesitmatter, Skewfiend, Cogi276, Elder Haman, Darik29, Bki, NeoDarklight, Ridiculously Average Guy, Yun, Drasis, BlackWarth, Blaze121o, False Xteeler
-[X] "I didn't mean that literally."
No. of votes: 1
prince84
[X] "Doing 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and KM 10 runs every day."
No. of votes: 3
edmantgoog, Tam Lin, blaster90
[X] "...you stole my sword. I couldn't just let you get away with that."
No. of votes: 1
Ignis fatuus