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"...and then Tentacool shot a rainbow at him, and he started getting covered in ice!" Astra exclaimed, splaying fake fingers in emphasis. "I realized that if we could get him completely frozen we might have a shot of winning, so I had Marill use a Water Gun. That really sped things up, and it was only moments before he was nearly coated!"

"May's Tentacool knows Aurora beam?" Brendan asked. He leaned back and rubbed his chin, the hospital's lounge chair creaking beneath him as he shifted. "Interesting; if I recall correctly, they can only learn that through hereditary means. He must have had a—oh what was it...Shellder! A Shellder or Cloyster in his ancestry." He nodded, looking pleased with himself. "That's pretty rare outside captivity; May got really lucky to get a wild cross-breed."

"Hey!" Astra reached over the small table and whapped Brendan's head with a sleeve, pouting. "I'm telling a story here!"

"Sorry, sorry!" Brendan said, a hint of laughter in his voice as he raised his hands. "Unusual pokemon distract me! I'm a bit interested in them, see."

Astra crossed her arms and huffed. "You're the one who asked me to tell you! You could at least pay attention."

"I have been!" Brendan protested. "You used a combination attack to freeze Steven's Skarmory. Brilliant maneuver, by the way," he added, giving her a grin. "If it had been anyone else I bet it would have worked."

Astra shot him a sullen glare. "You say that like it didn't."

Brendan gave her a blank stare. "Did it?"

"...no," Astra grudgingly admitted. She sighed. "He did this whole thing where he went 'I'm actually not even trying!' and, well, he hadn't actually told Skarmory to do anything the whole time."

And wasn't that illuminating? Steven had been so far above them that he almost didn't even need to bother fighting. Astra's team had gotten stronger since then, but she doubted Grovyle, Slakoth, and Nincada would've made much of a difference.

"He had Skarmory use 'Steel Wing'," Astra continued, her tone subdued. "Skarmory glowed white and shattered all the ice at once. A few moments later Tentacool and Marill were both down, and we lost."

Brendan hummed, nodding. "Well, you two did fantastic considering who you were up against. Steven's considered a bit of a genius even amongst Champions, so pushing him that far is pretty impressive!"

"Didn't feel very impressive," Astra muttered, idly kicking the air. She sighed and looked at a clock on the wall. It had been quite some time since May had vanished into the depths of the medical center, and at this point it was looking to not be a 'quick in-and-out' as May had said.

Had something gone wrong? Or had their fears been validated? Were May's injuries worse than she had claimed? Astra did another check and sensed that May was still deep within the halls, unchanged from the last time she had checked fifteen minutes ago.

"I don't think losing will ever feel impressive," Brendan said, jostling Astra from her thoughts. "Doesn't mean it isn't, though."

Astra snorted, turning and giving him a flat grin. "Why don't you go pick a fight with him then? I'm sure it'll be majestic."

"Hah. I'm a ways from doing anything like that. Not everyone can just walk up and challenge the champion; you've gotta go through the Elite 4 to even try." Brendan paused, brows furrowed. "Well, professionally, anyway. Most people don't just randomly run into Steven Stone on the road."

"Well, we weren't exactly on the road," Astra clarified. "Me and May got lost in the woods and had an argument, Steven overheard us from the trail and helped us out. He said he'd just been taking a break while flying to Dewford. Then May got mad at him for...well, she was being kinda dumb and rude for no reason, really."

"Eesh," Brendan winced. "And you guys didn't know—oh dang. That's not a good look."

"Yeah. So May challenged him to a fight, and, well, we fought." Astra hesitated. "I mean, he was nice enough before the fight, but once May challenged him...well, he was kind of a jerk after that. He sort of said sorry at the end, but—I dunno. I don't like him very much."

That weird pressure she felt...Astra wasn't sure what to think about that, either. It wasn't likely to be anything good.

Brendan bit his lip for a moment, thinking. "Well, that kind of tracks, actually," he said, nodding. "From what I heard, the man is very intense about training and battling; even champions in other regions have expressed admiration for his drive. I suppose you'd have to be pretty extreme to become Champion at seventeen."

"Doesn't excuse him smashing my team into the dirt when I wasn't even part of the challenge," Astra muttered. She blinked, frowning at the last thing Brendan had said. Was that how many years he'd been alive at the time? "Is seventeen young?" she asked, still unsure how age correlated to evolution. She assumed it was at least Kirlia-adjacent. Steven was clearly not either a tiny hatchling or Ralts and he didn't show any signs of being an Elder.

"Ehh, depends," Brendan said, waggling his hand. "Most long-term champions tend to be in their mid-to-late thirties, but it's not unheard of for younger trainers to defeat them. The thing is, there hasn't been anyone else below twenty to hold a championship for more than a year in a long time and Steven's been holding it for eight."

'Alright but is seventeen years like a Kirlia or what?' Astra didn't ask.

"Wow!" Astra said instead, sounding impressed. She paused. "Still kind of a jerk, though."

"Saving you from being lost didn't win any points, eh?" Brendan asked, giving her an amused look. "Well, if he acted like that I wouldn't blame you. Hopefully he'll be nicer when we deliver that letter. But that's a while off in any case; what else is new with you two? How about that violin, when did you get that?"

Astra perked up, happy to talk about her other new hobby. "Oh, did I never tell you? I actually got it right before we met in Petalburg—"



It took another twenty minutes before a sour-faced May emerged from the depths of the hospital, marching stiffly and holding some papers and a small bottle. Astra abandoned an interesting tangent about how she played during fights and ran over, Brendan not far behind.

"May!" Astra called, giving the taller girl a worried look as she came close. "Are you okay? You were back there for—"

"Broke a rib." May interrupted, shrugging. Astra stared at her, speechless.

"Sorry, you what?" Brendan asked, blinking.

"Broke a rib," May repeated, slowly. "What, do you need proof? I've got a cold-as-shit ice pack strapped to my chest and scans of my bones." She shivered, grimacing. "Seriously, this thing's freezing."

"You broke—oh no, are you going to be okay?" Astra asked worriedly. "How bad was it? You're not—I mean, will it heal?" Broken bones didn't happen too often back home, but they could leave even the sturdiest of Kirlia bedridden or hobbled if they weren't treated properly.

"Jeeze, relax." May rolled her eyes, a small smile gracing her features. "I'll be fine. Just gotta take some pills and take it easy. I'll be all healed up by the end of the week."

A week? That was...only seven days? Astra blinked, astonished. Wow, that was fast. Then again, should she be surprised anymore at this point? She'd seen the effectiveness of potions first hand, and the array of different cures available in the Pokemart. If they had medicine that incredible for pokemon, what wonders had humanity made for themselves?

"End of the week? It's Saturday," Brendan pointed out.

"Well whoop-de-doo, would you look at that? I'm fuckin' cured," May deadpanned. She slapped Brendan's shoulder and glared. "You know what I meant, jackass."

"Hey, I thought you were supposed to take it easy!" Brendan complained, rubbing his shoulder. He paused, then gave May a smile. "Still, I'm glad you're okay. I was starting to get worried."

May stiffened, then turned away with a scoff. "Tch, as if a lousy Exploud could keep me down. You shouldn't underestimate me, you know!"

May's cheeks were turning a very interesting shade of red again, Astra noticed.

"I know, I know," Brendan said. "Say, you said you had x-rays? Can I take a look?"

May blinked. "What? Why?"

Brendan shrugged. "X-rays are cool?"

"Ah. Yeah, sure," May pulled a shiny piece of paper from the folder, but paused before handing it over. "Hm." she murmured, smirking. "Are you sure you aren't just after a peek of my chest?"

"I—" Brendan froze, one hand halted mid-grab. "Uh?"

"Oh man," May drawled, fanning herself with the sheets. "Should I be worried about this sudden desire to see under my shirt? Didn't think you had it in you~"

Brendan exhaled, slowly deflating as he held a hand to his head. "You are impossible," he grumbled, utterly unimpressed.

"Can I see?" Astra asked. From what little she could peek at, they looked like a picture of bones, which was really weird but also kind of cool. "Please?" she added.

May gave Astra a blank look. "Wait, the pictures or my chest?"

"Eh?" Astra said, confused. "The pictures. Why would I want to see your chest again?"

"Aga—!?" Brendan let out a horrid wheezing noise. "What?" he choked out. "What is this conversation?"

"Fuck if I know but holy shit is it stopping." May shoved the bundle of pictures—x-rays?—into Brendan's hands with a huff. "Here, have the stupid pictures. Go nuts. What time is it?"

"Four-thirty, last I checked," Brendan said, as he fanned the pictures out on the table.

"Let me see!" Astra said, sidling up and peering at the photos in fascination. They were completely monochrome, a collection of thin white lines forming a cage set against a pitch backdrop. This was May's skeleton? How morbid. And cool! How did they get a picture of that? Some clever machine, no doubt.

Brendan tapped on one of the bones, and Astra noticed what looked to be an almost invisible line running through it. "Oh, here it is. That's...barely a fracture. When you said break I was imagining—well, you'll need some bedrest in any case. Speaking of..." He looked up. "Where are you two staying? It's been a day and a half; we should turn in early."

May shook her head. "Nuh-uh. There's still a bit of daylight left and I am not going another night without you getting some actual clothes!" she declared, pointed at Astra.

"This again?" Astra sighed, exasperated. "My robe is fine!"

"A shopping trip?" Brendan asked. "Really? After all of this?"

"Yes, after all this," May said, firmly. "Look, today's just been shit after shit after shit. Even the whole Devon thing is kinda sour now. All I wanted to do today was hang out, have fun, and get this girl some clothes so she doesn't spend all morning in the bathroom."

"Hey!" Astra protested. It didn't take her that long! Maybe an hour, max. Getting all the cloth situated so it covered everything and wouldn't unravel took time! And the wash took a while sometimes! And...it was kind of boring sitting in the bathroom for so long...

Alright, maybe she did need a more convenient disguise.

"And I haven't done any of that!" May continued, throwing her hands up. "Instead, I had to—well, you were there, you know." She sighed, arms dropping to her side. "I just want to do something and not have it turn to shit, alright?"

May's tone was defensive, but to Astra's senses the gloom hidden behind her words was obvious. She really wasn't wrong, either. Astra sighed, scratching the back of her head. "I suppose getting a new outfit had to happen at some point." she admitted.

"I mean, I get what you're saying, I really do," Brendan interjected, looking hesitant. "But, May, you just got treated for a fracture. I really don't think you should be putting it under any more stress—"

"Brendan, it's clothes shopping," May stated, annoyed. "I'm not even going to be the one trying them on. How is that stressful?"

Brendan paused. "...do you want me to answer that honestly?" he ventured.

"No." May clapped, abruptly putting on a cheerful grin. "It's settled then, let's get moving!"

"Wait, I still didn't agree to—hey, hey!"

"Why are you—wait you don't need to—ah!"

Grabbing Brendan and Astra's arms, May summarily dragged them both straight out of the hospital, to the relief of everyone else in the lobby.

She grinned. "Time to get you some new gear!"



Supe's Styles was a rather spacious building, as wide as some of the skyscrapers had been long. It was situated around where Rustboro's multi-story buildings started to transition into one to two floor houses, surrounded by what Astra thought was an excessive amount of parking space. It boasted of fair deals and an incredibly varied selection of fashion from all over the world, but to Astra it was notable only in that she had heard they were going to 'Supe's' and had been briefly confused as to why they were shopping for clothes at a soup store. Apparently the name was 'Kalosian', whatever that meant.

"Kalos is another region," Brendan explained, leaning against a pillar in the middle of an aisle crossroad. "They're known for being fancy and beautiful, so people like to name things in their style to associate themselves with those concepts."

May snorted. "Kalos is fancy so I gave my thing a Kalosian name to make it seem fancy. Doesn't mean it is. Mom's got a drawer full of crappy cosmetics with hoity-toity names and it's all hot garbage." She frowned at the rack of shirts before her, then shook her head and turned away. "Tch, too thin. Astra, are you gonna do anything or am I gonna do all the work here?"

"I don't really know what to look for," Astra admitted, hovering uncertainly at the entrance to an alley of pants. The sheer variety was overwhelming; so many colors and styles and varieties of cloth—what was she supposed to do here? "There's so much. How do I even start...?"

"Well, maybe we can start with what you like," Brendan suggested. "What kinds of outfits did you wear back home?"

Absolutely nothing, Astra wanted to say. Seeing as she had yet to see a single human go without clothing at all, even during sleeping hours, she suspected this would not be a good answer. But what did she like? She was fond of her current cloak and hat, but they were more a means to an end than anything.

There hadn't been anything akin to human fashion back in the village. Any sort of personal decoration was inevitably made of plants or animal parts; A flower in the hair here, a necklace of teeth there, the occasional attempt at dyeing a coat with ash or pigment, or even a painting by her Grandpa. Everything else had been limited to scavenging things humans had left in the outer edges of the forest, like her mother's red hair clip or a peculiar arrangement of colored glass spheres one Kirlia swept behind them as a prismatic cape on rare occasions.

Astra had never given thought to the matter, even when she had been preparing to leave. Looking nice had never been a consideration when her main goal had been—and still was—the avoidance of anyone looking at her at all. That said...she didn't oppose looking nice, and it seemed that looking terrible was counterproductive. Well, best to start with what she needed and work out the rest from there.

"Nothing like what I have now," Astra answered, picking at her robe. "But I still need what this gives me. Full body coverage and all. Maybe something that can work with my hat?"

"Sounds like we need to look at the big dresses," May murmured, sighing. "Damn, and this one looked cute, too."

Astra looked at the jacket May held up. It was a rather fetching dark blue, with long sleeves and two columns of gold buttons running down the center. Astra blinked. That did look pretty good, actually. "It's nice," she agreed, "but it doesn't cover my legs at all."

"Well, yeah, but that's what skirts and shorts are for," May pointed out.

"Maybe, but I prefer things like what I have now." Astra said, swishing the lower folds of her robe around in a twirl. "I like my clothes billowy, and in one piece."

A separate lower garment would have been acceptable if Astra hadn't grown one of her own yesterday. Her new ruffles wanted very badly to flare out around her waist, and while she had been able to manage them in her voluminous robes, an actual skirt would be either obviously hiding something or very, very uncomfortable. Not to speak of shorts or pants.

"Fair enough." May shrugged, hanging the jacket back up. "I guess that's more wintery anyway. C'mon, dresses are over there."

"It might not be a bad idea to get something wintery," Brendan said, pushing off the wall and following suit, Astra close behind. "We'll be passing by Winter's Eye on the way to Dewford and things get cold near there."

"That's the second time I've heard that," May said, frowning. "Winter's Eye. What the hell—oh!" She snapped her fingers, eyes widening. "Now I remember. Is that that weird fucking island that drops, like, a mile of snow on you guys randomly?"

"Wait, an island does that?" Astra asked, astounded. The weather had always just been a fact of the world. The sun shone, rain fell, and sometimes a sweeping blanket of white covered everything in ice for a few days. That there was a reason behind the snow, and even humans found it unusual? It blew the mind. "I thought that just happened! How can an island blast snow everywhere?"

"Nobody knows," Brendan said, shrugging. "It's one of Hoenn's great mysteries, actually; just like the Ferrous Forest and Mirage Island. There have been a ton of theories but it gets absolutely glacial near the island itself so there's not been much hard research."

"One hell of a national landmark," May muttered, wrapping her arms around herself. "Shit, maybe I should've brought my coat. I hate the cold. Even thinking about it...ugh." She shivered.

"I always liked it," Astra said, gazing as they passed into an aisle full of long dresses. "The cold never bothered me, and everyone always had fun with the snow. The bonfires always looked lovely too. Oh, what's this?"

Astra broke off, stopping to look at a piece that had caught her eye. It was a narrow thing, long sleeved and divided into red and white halves like a pokeball. The waistline even sported a black line with a circle in the middle. She blinked at it, taking it off the rack and examining it at arm's length.

May peeked over her shoulder. "Eh. Kinda tacky, isn't it?"

"Yeah," Astra agreed. It was certainly a bit silly. Who would want to wear a pokeball? Though, maybe in her case it would be a bit clever. Pokemon in a pokeball dress. Heh. Maybe a bit on the nose, but good for a laugh, at least. In any case there wasn't enough room for her skirt and she didn't think she'd look very good in it.

Astra shook her head and put it back. "I do not choose you," she informed the dress.

"Terrible." May snickered.

"Maybe something like this would be better?" Brendan asked.

Astra turned to see him proffering a bright yellow sundress. It bore a thin black sash around the waist and a white collar sporting a few buttons, but was otherwise unadorned. She hummed; it was certainly wide enough, and the sleeves long enough to hide her hands within, but it left her face and neck woefully exposed. Maybe if she fashioned her current black robe into a scarf of sorts...

"This looks nice," Astra hedged, "but I'm not sure about the yellow. Also, it's a bit thin." She eyed the sheer fabric. With all the new chaos in her life, a thicker or tougher cloth would probably be best. Better to hide her legs, too.

"I think yellow would look good," Brendan said, smiling. "As for the thinness, it'd be good for those hot summer days. Breathes easily, I bet."

"Brendan," May called out from the other end of the aisle. "Just a heads up: Astra needs a whole wardrobe so we're using the bulk outfit discount. No side picks, we don't have the money!"

"Oh! I didn't—right, that makes sense." Brendan sighed and put the sundress back on the rack. "We'll have to find something that works everywhere, then. I didn't realize you guys were strapped for cash," he commented, turning to give Astra an inquisitive look.

"Mhmm," Astra hummed, pulling out another red and white...thing. Gosh that was a lot of frills. And why were the shoulders missing? Wouldn't the sleeves just fall right off your arms? She shook her head and put the dress back. Human fashion sure was...was. "Well, we do have a bit, but we have a lot of mouths to feed now, even more so after today. Plus all the time May booked at the hotel, and, well, we're running low."

"You have been fighting other trainers, right?" Brendan checked.

"Curb stomped everyone from here to Petalburg," May confirmed. She grimaced. "Mostly," she amended. "but they didn't pay out much."

"Random encounters don't tend to," Brendan agreed. "You should see about doing some minor exhibition matches or a small tournament. Failing that, a few wagered matches at the gym would keep you guys afloat."

May's reply was lost to Astra as she discarded another unsuitable garment and found herself staring at the next one on the rack. It was a wide, leaf-green dress, sporting a blue sash around the waist from which a faint swirl of pale-lime spiralled a third of the way down. The hems were decorated with waves of the same pale-lime, less intricate but still present on the ends of the long sleeves. And importantly, sitting atop the neck was a navy blue scarf-collar thing, which covered the shoulders and looked to be able to conceal the lower face as well.

"Ooh..." Astra marveled at the garment, pulling it off the rack and holding it up to herself. It wasn't a perfect fit, slightly too big for her frame, but that wasn't a problem. Beneficial in some respects, even, considering her plan to ramp her illusion up to her actual height over the next few days. It didn't seem exceptionally suited for travel, but it wouldn't have any more problems than her current outfit. On all accounts, this was exactly what she was looking for. She had to try it, and according to May, clothing stores came with an area to do just that.

"Guys," Astra called out, grinning. May and Brendan looked up, curious. "Where's the dressing room?"

A handful of minutes later, Astra emerged from the rather cramped booth in high spirits, newly clad in the spacious green dress. It fit a little oddly, not designed for a Kirlia's proportions, but wow it was so much less irritating than her robes! The cloth—cotton, apparently, and she'd have to look into what that was later—felt very smooth and nearly didn't itch at all. Marching proudly up to her friends, she spun in place and spread her arms wide, striking a pose.

"Ta-da!" she cheered.

From the bench, May and Brendan examined her in quiet contemplation.

"I like it," Brendan decided, giving Astra a hearty thumbs up. "Very elegant."

"It's kind of old fashioned," May said, nodding along. "But it works." The corner of her mouth turned up in a wry smile. "Buuut there's just one piece missing. Here," she said, reaching back and tossing a green hat at Astra. "You said you wanted it to match, right? Try this on."

"Ah—!" Astra started, fumbled the catch, then awkwardly grasped the headwear by slamming her hands together on both sides of the head cavity. Shooting a snickering May a dour glare, she held up the hat, giving it a once-over. It was large and colored the same shade of leaf-green as her dress, with a wide brim and a giant blue bow attached to the trim.

"Huh," Astra said, blinking at it. A quick illusion to hide her head—and using the new hat like a shield regardless—she donned the headwear and smiled. It fit over her horns pretty well! Turning, she admired her reflection in a nearby mirror. "Wow," she said, twisting herself around to see all the angles. "It fits perfectly! Thanks May!"

"No problem," May grinned, flippantly brushing a hand through her bangs. "I wasn't gonna leave a job half finished, don't even mention it."

"She rushed off to find it once you got in the booth," Brendan mock-whispered. "I think she was excited—ow!" he yelped, rubbing at his shoulder.

May withdrew her fist and gave him an annoyed look. "Enough out of you. So," she chirped, turning back to Astra, "we're settled on this?"

"Yeah," Astra confirmed, twirling around again. She grinned at her reflection. Wearing clothing wasn't something she thought would ever become enjoyable, but she had to admit she looked a lot better now. "I think we're good!"

"Great!" May said, clapping her hands. "I already have the tags, so we can get copies from the front. Now, how's your shoe situation?"

Nonexistent, Astra thought. "Could be better," she said. She shifted from leg to leg, wincing at the painful sores on the tips. Chasing after that Aqua grunt on human pavement had really done a number on her. "A lot better. Are we getting those too?" She wasn't sure human shoes would work but today had made it very clear that something needed to change.

"Might as well," Brendan said, pushing off the bench. "Good shoes are a lifesaver when you're traveling this much."

They travelled over to a section of the store filled with a massive collection of boxes. Astra eyed the shoes on display, feeling as lost as before. Her feet—or rather, the lack of them—made choosing even more difficult. Shoes were designed for human extremities, and from what little she'd observed of May's, they were shaped like if someone tried to sculpt a hand but screwed up the thumb, made all the digits way too short, and then started to panic. In comparison, her legs just...ended.

A peculiar shape caught her eye, and she stopped at a fancy looking pedestal. A pair of weird black shoes were on display, the soles very nearly vertical and accompanied by what looked to be a long spike on the heel. Astra picked the footwear up, confused. Humans wore this? Weren't their feet flat? She thought shoes were supposed to make walking more comfortable, not less. And why was this heel spike so sharp?

Was this honestly designed for a human? If anything, it seemed better suited to a Kirlia. It'd look a little silly, but her feet would fit in the hole much more comfortably than a human's would. How much did it—?

Astra stared at the numbers on the placard. She put the spike-shoe back with a huff. Well! It looked flimsy anyway! It'd probably break the second she did anything faster than a jog. Turning around, she caught sight of a baffled May squinting at her.

Astra tilted her head. "What?"

May's eyes darted between her and the spike-shoes for a moment before she shut her jaw with a click and shook her head, looking disturbed. "No," she sighed, "Just...no. C'mon, the actual shoes are over here."

Finding footwear that wasn't designed by a madman was fairly quick. The issue of size came up, but a glance at a chart and some quick estimation let Astra confidently pick one that looked to be a size or two below May's. Brendan then handed her a box of decent travelling shoes, light blue and covered in odd geometric patterns. Astra retreated to the dressing booth, then immediately ran into the rather urgent question of how exactly she was going to wear these.

Luckily the solution was the same as many of her recent troubles: Psychic Tomfoolery. The shoes came prefilled with several scrunched up paper balls for some reason, and Astra could simply psychically manipulate them to lift and turn the shoe in time with her footsteps. A package of long socks had also been obtained and provided a buffer of cushioning around the tip of her leg. It'd look odd if anyone actually saw her walk for a bit but the dress's length made that unlikely. She'd have to see about finding some way to remove the need for her power later; the number of things she was doing with her powers at all hours was growing concerningly large.

Standing up, Astra took a few hesitant steps around the booth, grinning at the sensation of soft padding. Wow, she really should have done this earlier. It was like miniature beds strapped to the ends of her legs! No abrasion at all. This should stop the sores from showing up again in the future.

Striding out of the booth once more, Astra grinned at her friends and gave them a thumbs up. May had been absolutely right to bring them here, Astra thought to herself as they headed to the register. With all the chaos today, she really had needed a good, solid win.

After Astra—and May, because Astra didn't have enough—paid, the trio stepped out of the store and walked back toward the city in high spirits.

"Well," Brendan said, hefting up the bag of clothing he'd been tasked with carrying. "I'd call that a success."

"I'll say!" Astra exclaimed, spinning in place again. She watched the edges of her new dress flare out again, a giddy smile on her face. "This is amazing!"

"I'm glad you like it," Brendan said, returning her smile. "It's very elegant."

"Much better than before," May said, nodding. She smirked, then broke out into a cackle. "At long last!" she proclaimed, stretching her arms out to the world at large. "The shower will be mine in the morning!"

Astra rolled her eyes. "Oh, go stuff a rock in your face. Just for that I'm going to take even longer on purpose."

Astra paused as a yawn overtook her, and she rubbed at her eyes as a postponed weariness finally made itself known. She looked up at the sky, noting the faint orange of the sun rapidly vanishing behind the skyline. The stars had yet to make an appearance, though many likely wouldn't show while she was in the city, even in the depths of midnight. She never had made that complaint back at Petalburg, had she?

Another yawn answered hers, Brendan's eyes scrunching closed as he covered his mouth. He blinked sleepily. "Well, let's make it to the morning first," he said. "I'm done for the day; gonna drop these off at your place and head back to mine."

"Sounds good," May murmured, scratching at her bandages. She yawned as well, looking annoyed. "Damnit, you got me doing it too."

Astra huffed in amusement, which triggered another yawn. Brendan followed up with his own once more, and May finished out round two with great annoyance.

"Alright, stop that," May groused. "It's getting irritating."

Brendan raised an eyebrow. He yawned.

"Motherfu—hu—huaaaawker!"



They arrived at the hotel, the modest lobby and hallways absent of their usual bustle. Brendan had taken his leave after dropping Astra's new clothes on a table and had promised to meet up in the lobby the next day. May collapsed on the bed with a groan, kicking her shoes toward the door and stretching out with a bevy of muffled pops.

"Well that sounded nasty," Astra commented, while frowning at her own backpack and digging through its contents. She'd have to do some rearranging to fit her new clothes inside. "Feeling better now?

"Sore as hell, but glad to get off my feet again." May sighed and rubbed at her bandages again. "Tch, this is gonna annoy the crap out of me."

"Just get some rest and you'll be better in no time!" Astra said, humming a small tune as she jostled some jars around. "It's only a week or so, right?"

"Something like that, yeah." May shifted around, then pulled herself upright. "Ugh, I should probably change."

"Mmm." Astra still didn't have any proper sleepwear, so she'd have to finagle something with the towels again. "Wouldn't want to ruin that soft bed with dirty clothes, right?" she asked, wryly remembering her first night in Petalburg.

May snorted. "Yeah, right. I still can't believe you didn't have a problem with that. What, have you been sleeping on a pile of straw or something?" she joked, discarding her shirt on a nearby chair.

"Grass, actually," Astra absentmindedly corrected, delicately folding the dresses into a newly created space in her backpack. A silence broke out as she finished putting her clothes away, and Astra turned to see May staring up at the ceiling with a strange expression, lips thin and brow furrowed.

...she'd said something weird again, hadn't she?

Astra quietly excused herself to the bathroom, silently berating herself as she turned on the faucet and splashed her face with water. She stared into the mirror and saw a face, tired and frustrated. A human face, with too-small eyes, a too-wide mouth, and a protruding mass of a nose. It melted away with a thought and Astra stared at her own features. They weren't much happier, but at least they were hers, free of lies or misdirection.

"It's hard," Astra told the mirror. "It's hard, and nobody understands."

The mirror didn't reply. It held no answers that Astra didn't already know herself.

May had slipped under the covers while Astra readied herself for bed. Astra flipped the light switch, plunging the room into darkness, and slid under her side of the sheets. She snuggled in, resting her head on the pillow, and sighed.

It really was soft.

After a while, when Astra had started to drift off, May spoke up.

"Hey, Astra?"

Astra cracked an eye open. "Mmm?"

"Did you really sleep on a pile of grass?"

Astra stared at the ceiling. "...Yeah."

"...Did your grandpa?" May asked, a hint of a steel lining the question.

"He covered his with fur."

May considered that. "...Huh."

"I was going to get my own cover, at some point," Astra elaborated. "He says I have to make it myself."

"Hm. From what?"

"I think he made his from Poochyena?"

"If you skin my dog I will end you," May said, voice flat.

Astra let out a huff of laughter. "No promises."

May scoffed, then fell silent. A few moments of quiet passed and Astra had just begun to wonder if May had fallen asleep when her voice rang out again. "Astra? You've...never really left home a lot, have you?"

Astra stared at the ceiling. May was fishing for something. Had she grown suspicious? Well, at this point, maybe it wasn't such a surprise. Her ignorance of the human world was too pervasive—perhaps it was inevitable that something would have to give. But how miserable was it that she hadn't even lasted a week? Ugh. She didn't regret befriending May, or Brendan for that matter. But man, they made things complicated.

But what was May fishing for? The only thing Astra could sense was concern, curiosity, and an underlying hint of...envy? She was envious? Of what?

"No," Astra finally admitted. "I'd never been very far, a few hours of walking at most. I guess that's not much of a surprise, is it?" She chuckled nervously.

"A little obvious, yeah," May said, a dash of humor in her tone. "You ask a lot of weird questions."

"I guess I do, huh?" Astra sighed. "Thanks for answering them all the time."

"Hey, if you don't know, you don't know." May shrugged. "Can't say that I know everything either. Camping would have been pretty shit if you weren't around. Hell, you even taught me to start a fire. That was pretty cool."

"Oh! Well, you're welcome!" Astra grinned, feeling warm. "It was nothing, really. Everyone learns that super quickly."

"Everyone, huh?" May pondered. "You mean people back home? Didn't know you had neighbors. Not just you and your Gramps holed up in a cave, then?"

Astra thought back to the night before her departure, facing down the congregated masses of her home. How many had there been? Hundreds at least, maybe thousands. "We have a few, yeah. Their homes are made of wood, though."

"Hm." May twisted around, fiddling with the pillow before settling onto her side with a sigh, facing away. "What's it like out there, anyway? Living out in the woods, I mean. I can handle roughing it for a few days, but I don't think I'd ever want to stay out there."

...that was the third question about her home in a row. Was that what the worry was about? Maybe the apparent lack of normal human amenities was a bigger cause of concern than Astra had initially thought. May's concern had started to ebb a bit with every answer she received, and it occurred to Astra that by asking about all the things humans had, she may have been implying certain things about what her village lacked. Maybe May thought they didn't have anything at all; no wonder she was worried.

"It's not as…complex, as this room is," Astra began, considering her words. "There are no lights, or plumbing, or tv, yeah, but it's still home. A bonfire can cook food and keep you warm. The compost helps keep the garden healthy, and growing your own food makes it way tastier. Though sometimes the fruit gets too big and ends up mostly water," she confided. "Soggy food is kinda gross."

May let out an amused huff. "Remind me to tell you about cereal," she murmured.

"Sure," Astra agreed, "but I haven't even told you about our stories yet! We've got tons of legends and songs, and there's even a few people who can form silhouettes from a light or even shape the fire itself to act them out! The tv is pretty cool, but I'll always love the shadow plays the best," she finished, nodding firmly.

"Shadow puppet theater? God, you sound like such a hipster." May snorted, turning back over. She looked at Astra, brown eyes meeting crimson in the dark. "But if you like it that much, I suppose it can't be that bad," she allowed, giving Astra a hint of a grin. It faded quickly. "...Do you miss it?"

Astra frowned at May, confused. "My home? Of course I do. Don't you miss yours?"

"What's there to miss?" May asked, fingers drumming on the pillow. "The house? I didn't even spend a full day there before I left; hell, the closest thing I did to unpacking was set the clock. Mom's a phone call away in the fuckin' unlikely event I wanna talk to her, and dad—" May paused and made a face. "No."

"Oh," Astra said, lamely. "Er. Well, did you have anyone back in...Johto...?"

May's lips thinned, and she gave her pillow a sullen glare. "Not since grade school," she sighed, and rolled back to face the ceiling. "...You know, I take it back; I might've liked it better spending a decade in a single tree than all those fancy houses put together."

Astra gave her a melancholic smile. If only it were so simple. "I know a guy who'd put up some walls for cheap if you ever wanna move in next door," she joked.

"Heh, right," May mumbled. "...Do you think I could visit, sometime?"

Astra paused, turning the question over in her mind. "I don't know." she replied after a moment's thought. Disregarding the layers of issues to even reach that point, the villagers would freak out if May showed up out of the blue. "Maybe someday. But we've got a lot of Hoenn to cover, still."

"Mmm. You know, I—"

"Preferably while well rested," Astra hinted.

"Tch, fine." May grumbled. She yawned and twisted away, pulling the sheets up higher. "Night, Astra."

"Night, May," Astra replied, pulling her side of the beddings closer to herself.

At long last, after a hectic chase, a thunderous battle, and myriad lesser incidents, she could lay down and recover. She hoped with all her heart that the rest of the week would not be nearly as eventful as her first few days in Rustboro.

As for tomorrow...well, she'd have to bring her team up to speed. A new member, and an evolution...maybe they could play some games again? Or she could decompress with her human friends. Both at once? She wondered if she could find that 'ice cream' somewhere as well. Ah, so many options.

Astra closed her eyes, shut out the human world's uncontrolled flood of emotion, fixed up her illusion to last the night, and finally let the faint sounds of the city carry her away.

...

"One last thing, where exactly—?"

Astra hit her with a pillow.





I'm a little late! Sorry.

Planning on having the next one or two chapters go through the rest of their time in Rustboro, then it's off to Dewford!

What the actual hell do teens do for fun all I know is internet, reading and games.

I mean, I am accepting suggestions for leisure activities!

And in any case, thank you for reading, and let me know what you think!

 
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Biblically Accurate Hyphen / Binding of Isaac Mod / Derm and Dex Birthday Pixelart.
Happy birthday to me! huzzah.

Thought I should give a small update . I've got... about 4.4k words into the next chapter now. Cool.

Anyway, progress, however small, is being made more or less every night. So, it'll come eventually.

Other news! A new, entierly non-sequitorial piece of art and an unintentional tribute in a game I played a lot.

Biblically Accurate Hyphen. Lotta symbolism in this one.



An entire Binding of Isaac mod?????

Turned out to be a complete coincidence. Modmaker hadn't even heard of my story, and it's unrelated to Hyphen nearly entierly aside from featuring a Kirlia named Astra. But frankly it was too amusing to not include.

Link to the mod

[IMAGE EATEN BY DISCORD]


Birthday celebration with me and Dexexe. Art by @Shadestyle




And, well, that's it. I'll see you guys next time!
 
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Hyphen 27 - Recess
Hyphen 27

Recess




Astra scrutinized the park carefully. It was a nice, wide open area lined with trees, filled with soft grass and even a good sized pond. A number of odd structures littered the far side of the field, tubes and rods and even some sort of small fort, and Astra guessed they were meant to be an obstacle course of some sort. To the side a couple of rectangular arenas had been marked out and culled of grass, leaving packed earth ready and waiting for combatants.

Thankfully, the park was also much emptier than the last three Pokemon Parks they had visited, with only a few kids—and a lot of bugs—taking turns in one of the arenas and a woman by the pond playing fetch with a Surskit. The others had been packed to the point of annoyance, with barely any room to spare. She wanted to spend time around her friends, not random strangers!

"I think this is as good as we're going to get, guys," Astra said, turning to May and Brendan. The three trainers had met up and set out from Astra and May's hotel lobby only a short while ago. With five mostly free days to burn and hopefully no more catastrophes lurking in the foliage, the first course of business was some good old quality time with their companions, new, old, and changed alike. With a solid eight hours of bright sunshine ahead of them, it was a perfect time to do so.

Astra breathed in, the cleaner air and faint whiffs of the morning's dew leaving her feeling refreshed and ready for the day. "I have to say," she added, "It's not bad."

Brendan nodded in agreement. "I'm surprised we found one this empty," he said, taking a moment to stretch his arms over his head. He twisted from side to side, then let his arms fall, smiling. "Seems perfect for a few hours of fun!"

"And you wanted to use the gym," May accused lightly, smirking.

"It would have been faster!" Brendan defended. "But you're right; it would have been a shame to miss out on all the sun."

"So what should we do first?" Astra asked. Her only ball was broken, and she couldn't really play Rebound in the open anyhow.

"Best way to start things off is to get everybody out in the open," Brendan decided, plucking a quartet of pokeballs from his belt. "I've caught two other pokemon since Petalburg, and I'm guessing both of you can say something similar?"

"You've got that right," May affirmed, drawing out her own set of four.

"Seems like we've all got four," Astra observed, her own pokeballs falling neatly into her hands. "All together, then?"

"Sounds good to me," Brendan nodded, grinning. "One..."

"Two!" May continued, rearing back.

"Three!" Astra shouted, throwing her pokeballs high into the air. "Come on out, everybody!"

A brief wave of electronic noise washed over the park as a dozen pokeballs opened simultaneously. Astra smiled as Grovyle, Marill, and Slakoth shimmered into being, and she gave a nod of acknowledgement to Nincada. Marill and Slakoth immediately noticed Grovyle's new form and congratulated him in their own ways—Marill enviously stomped her feet and uttered declarations of war, while Slakoth gave a very firm thumbs up with a smile. Grovyle received all this with a proud grin, puffing up and nonchalantly brushing aside the singular, long leaf that made up his 'hair'. Nincada looked on from the side curiously, but made no move to join them.

To Astra's side, May let out an enthusiastic, drawn out "Hey~!" as she scratched around Combusken's large frill. Her other hand found its way to Poochyena's ears, the dark hound's tail wagging furiously as he rubbed his head against May's leg. May laughed, then paused and looked around. She winced.

Astra followed her gaze to see Lotad ferrying a rather sour-faced Tentacool toward the water. "Ah fuck," May muttered, then broke out of the scratch session to run over and help.

Shaking her head, Astra turned toward Brendan's selection of cohorts. She recognized Marshtomp and Whismur, the former prodding at the latter curiously as Whismur clutched onto Brendan's leg in shaky wariness. But the other two were new.

One was a pokemon Astra had seen many times before: a Shroomish, a tannish bulb on two wide, stumpy feet. But the normally green underbelly and spots on her overcoat were instead a striking shade of orange. Her voice was airy yet excitable, and a flurry of excited demands in the form of rapid fire "Mish-mish!?" filled the air as she plodded up to her trainer.

Brendan's last companion was a creature Astra had never seen before. A roiling mass of bubbling burnt orange lurched across the ground, leaving charred black grass in its wake. A large ovoid head sat atop the blob, staring at Brendan with two wide, unblinking eyes surrounded by great, flaming eyebrows.

"Slug," it intoned, low-pitched voice eerily calm as it inched towards Brendan. "Ma, slugma slug. Ma."

Astra blinked rapidly. That was...quite a lot of wrath percolating around the creature. A quick check of her Pokedex revealed the creature's name as 'Slugma', and while she didn't know what magma was—(...molten rock? Rocks could melt? Well, metal could, so...)—apparently it would solidify and shed its own skin in even moderately chilly weather.

"What an...interesting pokemon," Astra managed, frowning at the small black flecks she could see forming in Slugma's skin. "Hey, Brendan, is your Slugma going to be okay out here? He's starting to, uh," she paused, searching for a word. "Congeal."

Brendan looked up from reassuring Whismur, blinking. "Oh, Slugma? Yeah, he'll be fine. Not that you'd know from how he tells it." He shook his head, smiling as Slugma came closer. "He's a big whiner, that one. It's not dangerous for Slugma to go about in normal weather for a few hours, but he goes on like he'll freeze rock solid in minutes if he doesn't get some fire flakes."

"SLUUUGMAAA!" Slumga suddenly erupted, his eyebrows flaring a foot into the air. "SLUUUUUG—!"

Brendan rolled his eyes and pulled a small bag out of his pocket. "Such a drama queen," he said, sprinkling a few golden-red squares over the molten blob.

Slugma quickly snapped the drifting flakes out of the air, crooning contentedly. Astra blinked as his emotions flipped from wrath incarnate to utter contentment in a single instant. What a volatile personality.

"I see you've gotten yourself some good pokemon," Brendan said, looking over at Astra's group. "A Marill, a Slakoth, and...did you get that Nincada yesterday?"

Astra nodded. "Yeah, it was part of a small swarm. It managed to take out Marill and wanted to come with, so I figured I might as well."

"Fair enough, fair enough," Brendan said. He paused as a loud splash rang through the air, followed by a litany of curses. "Oh dear," he said, gazing past Astra. She turned and saw that Tentacool had pulled May into the pond, and she was now treading water and ranting furiously at his quietly smug visage. The woman with the Surskit looked quite shocked.

"She really should have released him over the water," Astra commented as May scrambled to pull herself over the surprisingly sheer edge onto land.

"She seems to cause a lot of trouble for herself, doesn't she?" Brendan agreed, sharing a grin with Astra. He paused again, looking past her. "Not that you don't have your own problems."

Astra blinked. "Eh?"
"I think you forgot to make an introduction," Brendan informed her, nodding in the direction of her team.

Astra turned to see Marill advancing upon Nincada, expression thunderous and tail already winding up to strike. Her eyes went wide. "Oh shit—Marill, stop!" she shouted, running over to her team. "I said stop! He's with us now! Marill!"

Behind her, Brendan chuckled and crouched down to pat Shroomish and Whismur on their heads. "It's never going to be boring around May and Astra, huh?" he said, fingers rubbing the small bumps atop Shroomish's head.

"Shroom?" Shroomish asked, voice light and airy with a hint of a rasp.

Brendan laughed and stood back up. "You'll see soon enough. Now," he said, stretching his arms above his head, grinning. "It's a free day, so let's all have some fun!"

The remaining pokemon unoccupied by spats raised their voices in unanimous agreement.

And so the day began.





Marill bobbed on the lake's surface, eyes narrowed in determination. On her sides, Marshtomp, Tentacool, and Lotad mirrored her, tense and ready to spring into action. May, the lone supervisor and referee of the water-type race, stood above them, eyeing the participants critically.

"All right!" she announced, arms folded. "It's race time! The first one to three laps wins! Ground rules: no attacking each other! This pool's like twice as big as a olympic one, so no 'accidents' either! Everything else is fair game, are we clear!?"

A chorus of agreements answered May's proclamation, Marshtomp's enthusiastic bellow nearly drowning out Lotad and Tentacool's more subdued cries. Marill merely tensed, ready to spring forward.

"Good." May nodded. She raised an arm. "On go! Three, two, one—!"

Her arm had barely dropped when Marill sprang forward. Her tail thrashed in a calculated frenzy as her rotund body undulated, her efforts propelling her through the frothing waters at a most furious speed—

Tentacool pulsed past her breezily, one tentacle giving Marill a lazy wave before he quickened his pace, easily doubling, then tripling the distance between them. Marshtomp passed by a bare second later, flippers heaving great troughs behind him and fins parting the water as though it were air.

"Marsh!" he cheered happily, before diving down and shooting forward.

Marill stared for a moment, then growed. "Riiiiillll!" she screeched, outrage fuelling her to ever higher levels of—

Lotad shot by in a reversed position, a jet of water spraying from his mouth. He caught Marill's eye for a split second. "Lo," he said, smugly. And then he was gone.

From the sidelines, May quirked an eyebrow as Marill froze in place, then frowned as the blue pokemon abruptly sank like a stone. She leaned over the edge, peering into the artificial pond's depths.

"...why did she curl—oh fuck!"

May sprang backward as a blue cannonball erupted from the depths. Marill, spinning like an ornery bowling ball, skipped on the surface once, twice—then caught fast, kicking up a spray of water as she rocketed forward.

May watched with wide eyes as the blue blur shot past a startled Lotad and Marshstomp, winced as Marill ran right over Tentacool and launched the squid into the air, before grimacing as Marill finally hit the pond's edge and went flying into the distance.

Marill groaned, sprawled upside-down in a self-made ditch. One eye cracked open as footsteps drew near. She squinted upward and saw May holding her rather dazed Tentacool. "Marill?"

May stared down at her, unimpressed. "Disqualified."

"...rill."





Over at the assortment of park equipment, a new emperor laid claim to his dominion.

"Keeeeen!" Combusken crowed to the heavens, a jet of fire spiralling into the air. Victory at last, via divine right of 'dibs'. He surveyed his newfound holding from the peak of his mighty three-level wood and plastic fortress, grinning smugly. A flicker of movement caught his attention, and his eyes narrowed as he spotted two approaching interlopers. "Bus..." he growled, fingers gripping the wooden railing tightly.

Turning around, Combusken kicked at his snoozing underling. "Combus!" He ordered, pointing at the approaching invaders.

Slakoth yawned, cracking an eye open. "Slaaak...?"

Combusken pointed even harder, glaring. "Ken."

"Koth..." Slakoth grumbled, staggering to his feet. He poked his head over the railing, blinking at the semi-distant challengers below. He sighed. Another prime nap opportunity, interrupted. Best make this quick, then.

Down below, Grovyle and Shroomish peered up at the fort. Grovyle had seen Combusken race to the top not a minute before, dragging a limp Slakoth behind him.

"Grove," Grovyle commented, frowning at the structure curiously. He turned to Shroomish and jerked his head toward the fort. "Gro?"

"Shroom," Shroomish agreed, ambling forward. "Mish-mish shr—"

Shroomish was cut off by a high-speed pebble abruptly shooting into the ground by her foot. She fell backward with a shocked cry. Grovyle's eyes narrowed, and he looked up at the fort.

Up above, Slakoth gave him a lazy wave. Combusken grinned next to him, staring straight at Grovyle. He pulled down an eyelid and made a face. "Bus kiiiiin!" he crowed, laughing.

"Vyle!" Grovyle shouted back up, sharpened leaves erupting from his wrists. He turned his attention to Slakoth, glaring. "Vyle, grovyle!?"

Slakoth, draped across the railing, just jerked a thumb at Combusken and shrugged.

Grovyle glare faded into exasperation. "Gro-vyle..." he sighed.

Shroomish shook herself and stumbled to her feet. "Shroomish!" she yelled, stomping the grass with puffed cheeks, each thump raining orange spores upon the dirt. When this only provoked Combusken to laugh harder, she turned to Grovyle and pouted. "Miiiish!" she whined, big, lumpy tears forming in the corner of her eyes. "Shroomish miiiish!"

Grovyle smiled and pat Shroomish on the head. "Grovyle!" he said, giving her a thumbs up. Turning back to the fort, he looked up at the two defenders. Combusken smirked and pointed down. Slakoth raised his arm.

Grovyle crouched. Then, he moved.

A flurry of pebbles sent puffs of dirt into the air where Grovyle had just been. The leaf on his head fluttered madly in the wind as he sprinted up to the fort, darting left and right as handfuls of stone rained from on high. The few stray pebbles that managed to graze his face and shoulders were not nearly enough to stop him.

Combusken squawked as Grovyle reached the base of the fort and jumped up to the first floor. How dare he invade his tower! Face twisted in righteous anger, Combusken leapt over the railing, spitting fire.

Grovyle jerked back as the embers fell down around him, leaping back off the structure as Combusken delivered a solid kick through where his head had been moments before. A further flurry of cinders and pebbles forced Grovyle even further backwards, only ceasing when he returned to where Shroomish was waiting. Her disappointed gaze bore into Grovyle like a solar beam.

"Shroom," she said, tone flat. As if to punctuate her statement, a cavalcade of boorish jeers rang out from the fort.

"Vyle," Grovyle muttered, giving her a disgruntled frown. "Vyle grovyle?" He pointed at her and gestured toward the miniature keep where Combusken was still laughing. "Grove."

Shroomish turned up her nose, and would have crossed her arms if she had any. "Shroomish shroom; mish shroom-shroom!" she said, haughtily.

Grovyle contemplated this for a moment. "Grove..." he said, nodding slowly.

"Mish," Shroomish agreed. "Shroom mish-mish—!"

Grovyle placed a hand on her head. Shroomish paused. Her eyes widened.

"...Shroom?" she asked, breaking out into a cold sweat.

"Groooo..." Grovyle drawled. His other hand gently grabbed her waist. "Vyle-vy?"

"Mi—!? Mishmishmishmish—!" Shroomish cried out, twisting around in Grovyle's suddenly vice-like grip.

"Vyle vy-vy-vy!" Grovyle cackled, bodily lifting Shroomish over his head and charging at the fort.

Combusken, currently pantomiming exaggerated impressions of his victory to an impassive Slakoth, looked up when a loud wailing suddenly filled the air, rapidly gaining in volume with every moment. He and Slakoth looked at each other, confused. Combusken turned back to the railing and looked down, muttering to himself. "Busken ken, Com—ken!?"

Combusken only had a moment to comprehend Grovyle jumping back up the tower before the leafy pokemon whirled around and threw a screaming tan fungal ball at his face. Shroomish smacked into Combusken's beak with a pained cry, sending both pokemon tumbling to the floor of the fort.

Scrabbling to his feet, Combusken shook his head, scowling. He looked at Shroomish, the confused, dizzy look on her face doing nothing to quell the fire in his eyes. "Combusken!?"

"Mi-i-i-ish..." Shroomish slurred, wobbling around in a daze. Slakoth, lying nearby, gave her a curious look and poked her in the back. Shroomish jumped, crying out in shock. She shook herself, vision clearing just in time to see Combusken winding up for a kick.

"Com-busk—!" Combusken roared.

Shroomish shrieked and exploded into a cloud of spores.

The fort's crown vanished into an orange fog. Grovyle blinked up at it from the second landing, eyeing the flickering yellow lights that sometimes arced through the haze. He sniffed. It smelled like a thunderstorm made of fungal citrus. Well! That had worked better than he had hoped. After waiting for the wind to blow the spore cloud away, Grovyle hopped up to the crown of the structure.

The first thing he noticed was Combusken lying on the floor, twitching as sparks of electricity shot off his body at random. Grovyle let a smug smile cross his face as he knelt next to his rival. "Grovyle~!" he taunted, flicking the large trio of feathers on Combusken's head.

Combusken, fully paralyzed, didn't reply. Grovyle chuckled and stood up. Victory! Now this fort was his! Grovyle didn't really know what to do with it, but he had usurped the previous king and would take his prize nevertheless!

"Shroom."

Grovyle wilted. Ah, right. "Grovyle!" he said, whirling around and smiling, forcing cheer into his tone. "Grovyle grove?"

Shroomish stared at him with a blank face and lidded eyes. "Shroom."

"Vyle..." Grovyle said, sweat beading on his face. He looked down at the still twitching Combusken, then gave Shroomish a shaky thumbs up. "Grove! Vyle vy!"

If anything, Shroomish's face got even more blank. Then, it turned absolutely thunderous. "Shroomish. Mish," she accused, puffing up.

Grovyle paled. "Grove!" he protested, holding his hands up and taking a step backward. "Grovyle vy—!"

"Shroom!" Shroomish yelled, then exploded.

The tower vanished in an orange spore cloud once again. When it blew away, Grovyle was lying across Combusken, the two convulsing as arcs of electricity raced across their bodies.

Shroomish observed her handiwork and gave a satisfied nod. Then she jumped up and stomped on their backs for good measure. "Mish!" share said, triumphantly. That'll show them the price of disrespect! Now, how to get down—

"Koth?"

Shroomish jumped, whirling around to stare at Slakoth. Slakoth looked back from the floor, fur coated in orange dust. He raised a hand in greeting, if only slightly.

"Slak."

Shroomish scowled. This was the guy that threw rocks at her! Cheeks puffed out, she marched right up to the prone figure and leaned over, unleashing another burst of spores right in his face.

Slakoth blinked, now coated in orange. His face screwed up. He twitched, violently, then sneezed.

Shroomish stared at her very unparalyzed target, aghast. Slakoth shook his head and sniffed. He frowned.

"Ack. Slakoth," he said, giving Shroomish a reproachful look. "Koth."

"...shroom?" Shroomish tried, giving him a nervous grin.

"Slak..." Slakoth warned.

Shroomish immediately bowed in supplication—or, at least, tilted forward a bit. "Shroomish-mishshroom," she apologized, the words coming quickly and evenly.

Slakoth looked at her. He nodded.

"Koth. Slakoth," he said, a sense of finality engraved in his tone. Then he flopped around, put his head in his arms, and laid still.

Shroomish stared as snores began to fill the air. She opened her mouth, then paused. She closed her mouth. She gazed into the sky.

...

Well, she was the last one standing, so...victory?

A loud scrabble of feet erupted behind Shroomish, the stun powder finally wearing off. She sighed, turned around, and puffed up.

Some wars were never done.





Astra riffled through her violin case, quietly ignoring the infrequent buzzing to her side. Introducing Nincada to her team had gone well enough, aside from needing to stop Marill from extracting retribution for her now-healed eye. Astra herself hadn't quite forgiven Nincada for the injury—Marill would have been a very helpful backup in the Whismur cave, after all. Grovyle and Slakoth had been reasonably amicable, and Nincada's acceptance of their welcoming was short and polite.

Nincada then completely ignored the others in favor of following Astra around, to her mild discomfort. She had hoped to push off their new association for at least a little while longer. Nincada in general had the peculiar ability to cut through a psychic's defences—and shortly after, their flesh—with unusual ease. They were also physically creepy as hell, as May would put it, with minds far more ruled by instinct than other pokemon of comparable intelligence.

All this was to say: Astra was a bit leery of Nincada. He was creepy, his mind was structured weird, and he'd nearly gouged out Marill's eye yesterday. Had he not been a surprisingly capable combatant and apparently genuinely dedicated to joining her upon his defeat, Astra would have passed him over without a second glance. She would have to work on integration to the team at some point, but for today she'd rather just relax. At least he wasn't bothering her at the moment.

Now if she could just find—aha! Astra pulled a collection of sheet music from the violin case, grinning triumphantly.

"Found them!" she announced, turning to a nearby tree where Brendan was waiting. He was sitting against the trunk, Whismur in his lap and Slugma under one arm. The magma creature was burbling contentedly, occasionally nudging Brendan for another fire flake and somehow not searing the flesh off his arm. He looked up at her voice and waved, beckoning her closer.

"Are you ready for some amazing music?" Astra asked, closing the violin case and striding over, giving Brendan a proud grin as she brandished the instrument. Nincada, who had been scurrying after her, decided to start burrowing into the dirt a bit away. Astra recalled his pokedex entry saying they nibbled on tree roots and supposed he had gotten hungry.

"Sure am," Brendan agreed, rubbing a spot at the base of Whismur's ear. She let out a whistling trill and nuzzled into his hand, one foot rapidly stomping the ground. "I'm glad to finally witness these vaunted tunes you've been talking about so much."

"I'll have you know I'm not just talk," Astra informed him, carefully lowering herself onto the grass next to Brendan with the violin on her lap. She twanged on the strings and listened to the note, then twisted a knob on the head slightly. "I'm just happy I've finally gotten a chance to look through these sheets Trevor left me."

"That was the man who gave you the violin after a few hours of lessons, right?" Brendan asked.

Astra twanged a string again and nodded, both in answer and in satisfaction with her tuning. "Yep. Told you about it yesterday, remember?"

"Just making sure," Brendan said. He sighed. "A sad tale, but I'm glad he found happiness despite his condition. So, what's on the sheets?"

"Let's see," Astra held up the surprisingly large collection of papers—they were all bound together by a few large metal rings—and flipped to a random page. Then she backed up a few because this piece seemed to be rather long and very complex.

"Uh..." she said, staring at the bars so covered in notations such that they were nearly black. "This one's called...the Death Waltz? What the..." she trailed off, perplexed. What was with these instructions? Was it asking her to play five separate notes on the same string? Five times over? Why did she need to release a hoard of Empoleons onto the audience halfway through? A little message in the corner dedicated the composition to an 'unknown girl', declaring that the 'blood-sucking devil' could go rot in a dank cellar.

"I think this one is a joke," Astra concluded, staring at the bit where she was expected to light off explosives.

"Is it a good joke?" Brendan asked, leaning over. His eyes scanned the page, brows furrowing. "...I don't play any instruments," he started, slowly, "But I'm pretty sure none of them need an infusion of legumes."

"I figured. Let me just find a simple one," Astra said, flipping through the collection at random. "Oh this one looks simple, it's called—"

A panting sound interrupted her. Astra looked up and—red eyes framed by yellow, gnashing teeth and rustled brush, howling in the night

Astra froze, eyes wide. She made a sound not unlike squeaking wood.

"...What?" Brendan asked. He looked up. "Oh, hi Poochyena."

Poochyena barked in Astra's face. She shrieked and hurled herself backwards, violin tumbling onto the grass. Scrambling to her feet, Astra fled behind another tree a dozen feet away and slammed her back against the bark, heart thumping loudly in her ears.

"...Astra?" Brendan ventured, sounding doubly confused and concerned. "You okay?"

Astra swallowed, then shook her head and took a deep breath, letting out the air slowly. "I'm—I'm fine!" she called back, shakily. She edged back out from behind the tree, flinching back when she saw Poochyena sitting by her violin. Why wasn't he with May? Poochyena could swim, couldn't they!? He could have at least gone with the others to the playground! Ugh, today was supposed to be relaxing, damn it! She didn't need a nightmare dog that she couldn't sense to scare her shitless out of nowhere!

"You sure?" Brendan asked.

"Y-yeah. He just, um. Startled me, is all," Astra stammered. She eyed the distance between herself, her violin, and Poochyena. The hound didn't seem inclined to move, having taken to sniffing the instrument. Astra...didn't quite feel like getting close, at the moment.

Noticing her extended pause, Brendan carefully removed himself from his pokemon and walked over. He looked at Astra, then at the confused Poochyena sitting next to the violin, then back at Astra.

Astra plastered an awkward grin across her face at his stare. Her eyes flickered about, searching for something to say.

"...hi!" she failed, raising a hand and giving him a weak wave.

"Hi," Brendan replied, raising an eyebrow. He glanced back at Poochyena, then gave her a searching stare. "...would you like me to get the violin?" he asked, casually.

Astra looked down, face turning a light red. "Yes please," she murmured.

Nodding, Brendan went and retrieved the violin and sheet music, stonefacedly handing them to an embarrassed Astra.

"Thanks," she murmured, looking at the ground. Astra watched Poochyena look about then run over and curiously sniff at Nincada's dirt mound. She grimaced, then shook herself and sat down, once more perusing the sheet music. Hopefully Poochyena would find something else to do.

Brendan sat down beside her and gave a fond smile towards Slugma and Whismur, who had formed a cuddle pile at the old tree in his absence. "Cute," he said. He fiddled with his hands and looked at Poochyena, then back at Astra. "...do you want to talk about it?" he ventured after a few moments.

"Talk about what?" Astra asked, determinedly ignoring the aura of concern hanging over Brendan. The only thing she wanted to do right now was to find a decent piece to play.

"It's just—" Brendan paused, unsure. "...you seemed to react a bit...strongly, right then."

Astra closed her eyes and sighed. "I'm not the biggest fan of Poochyena," she muttered, putting the bound papers down. Seems like she wouldn't get to try any of them after all. "All of them, not just May's."

"Ah." Brendan shifted, turning to look at the dog in question. He watched as Poochyena started to dig into the dirt. "...Might I ask why?" he asked, carefully.

Astra stared down at her lap. How did one explain that, to her senses, Poochyena didn't exist? Poochyena was nothing. Less than nothing—a void that utterly rejected her very nature, an area of null thought and emotion. You couldn't talk to them, yell at them, deaf to even your screams until the air was forced from your lungs—

All Poochyena were like this. Complete and total psychic immunity. And unless one were careful, a psychic like her became easy prey. One week ago a pack of them almost ran her down and had a Ralts-shaped dinner. A gargantuan, evolved one had played a central role in her parents' deaths. This one had growled at her before May told it off, and she wasn't sure if it was inclined to do more with the absence of his trainer.

"I've...had some bad experiences with them," Astra said. "It hasn't really come up before. Usually he just sticks around May and doesn't bother me."

"So it hasn't been an issue before?"

"It's not an issue now," Astra insisted, frowning. She'd been…tolerant of May's Poochyena in the past, and even other trainers' Poochyena when facing them down in the past few days. She would actually very much prefer it never came near her, but that didn't mean there was a problem. "Like I said, he just startled me. No big deal."

Brendan glanced down at the violin. Astra glared. The corner of his mouth curled up for a moment before he schooled his face into a neutral expression. "I'm...well, I've heard stories of some who would do a lot more than hide behind a tree in similar circumstances. Is it stressful to be around one so often?"

"Maybe a bit...?" Astra glanced at the dog, eyeing it warily. She certainly wasn't relaxed. "I don't know. I'd just...rather not be near one. Why are you pestering me about it so much?"

"Because it is bothering you and, well..." Brendan scratched the back of his head. "I don't like it when my friends are upset. If there might be a way to resolve it, I feel like I should at least bring it up, right? I'm not asking you to, say, hug every Poochyena you see, but I think it'd be easier if May's didn't make you scramble behind a tree." He shrugged. "At least, that's my opinion. Have you considered interacting with him at all?"

She stared at him, silently wondering, again, how to explain that Poochyena were deaf to anything she said. "The wild ones back home weren't very receptive toward anything we tried," she said, after a moment. "I don't see how it would be any different now. May only captured him, what, a week ago?"

"Ah!" Brendan exclaimed, "but none of them had me around to help out, did they?" he grinned. "I'm sure that we could figure it out together. If you're willing to try, of course."

Astra kind of really didn't, but Brendan's earnestness was hard to turn down. She sighed. Might as well go along with it for a bit. He'd see how pointless it was and drop it, then she could finally find something to play.

"All right," she said. "I really don't think it's going to work, though. I'm not interested in being friends."

"You don't have to be friends," Brendan replied. "I'm more aiming for...'neutral'. I'm going to call him over, all right?" At Astra's nod, he turned and let out a yell. "Hey Poochyena—" Brendan paused. "What the heck is he doing?"

Astra looked over to see Poochyena torso-deep into an excavated pile of earth. Her eyes widened. "Wait, wasn't Nincada down there!?"

As she spoke, Poochyena let out a loud yip and abruptly reversed course, scrabbling backwards out of the hole in a small plume of dirt. He sat up, a rather bewildered Nincada clamped onto his back in reverse.

"Nin?" Nincada asked, staring down at his new furry perch.

"Yena!" Poochyena barked, panting excitedly and seemingly ignorant of his new passenger.

The two trainers stared. Brendan raised a hand.

"Uh. Poochyena?"

Poochyena's head swiveled around, ears perking up as he spotted Brendan. He leapt up and bounded toward Brendan, heedless of the wide-eyed insect clinging to his back. "Yen yen!"

"Ca-a-a-a-a-a!?" Nicada warbled from above, bouncing off Poochyena's back in perfect tandem. A second later Poochyena, coming in from the side, impacted Brendan's lap with an excited yip and launched Nincada straight into Astra's face.

Astra shrieked at the sudden face-full of horrible giant bug, quickly pulling the scrabbling Nincada off her face and just barely stopping herself from hurling him into the distance. That hurt! But, not as much as she had expected. Nincada was surprisingly light. She held her pokemon at arm's length, breathing heavily as her heart slowly stopped pounding. The two looked at each other. Nincada wiggled unhappily.

"Cada!" he complained, pointing at Poochyena. He sounded weirdly offended, like his brief ride had dashed his dignity against the—well, fur.

Astra snorted, the petty complaint doing much to reassert her sense of calm. "Oh, you're fine," she said, setting him down to the side. She frowned, brushing away some soil clinging to his head. "A bit dirty, maybe. Well, whatever. Just...sit here, okay? Maybe you'll get to listen to some music." She glanced over at Brendan, who was fending off a ferocious puppy assault. It looked rather wet. "Eventually," she groused.

Nincada still felt unhappy but complied, folding up and resting against Astra's leg. Astra looked down at him, hesitating. Nincada was still—she still had issues with him. But he wasn't too bad compared to Poochyena; at least it was possible to talk to Nincada. Perhaps...a small bit of contact. As a start.

Slowly, she reached a hand out and stroked across Nincada's head. His skin—chitin, Astra supposed—felt eerily smooth and a bit stiff, as if she was touching some sort of flexible glass. It was an intriguing sensation. Warm. Kind of nice, actually. Nincada shook her hand off after a few more strokes, his tiny wings buzzing irritably. Ah, maybe he wasn't a fan of being touched.

"Alright, alright!" Brendan said, laughing as he pushed Poochyena away. "Down boy! Geeze, he's an excitable one isn't he?" He grinned, looking over to Astra. "Friendly as can be. Worst that can happen is a face full of slobber."

Astra grimaced, leaning away from the pair. "I see..."

"C'mon, you can say hi at least, can't you?" Brendan asked, moving Poochyena so he faced Astra. The dog turned his attention to the disguised Kirlia. He stopped his excited panting and tilted his head, as if confused.

She really couldn't. Astra sighed. "...hello, Poochyena," she said, waving. As usual, she spoke with a well-practiced telepathic broadcast. It brushed against Brendan's mind and imparted the message, as expected, and then the emission broke against Poochyena's body like a breeze against a tree and absolutely failed to do anything at all, also as expected. He did appear to notice her hand at least. Poochyena seemed to almost frown, his bushy tail slowly flicking back and forth as he tilted his head the other way.

Brendan blinked. "Huh. That was...kinda tepid."

"Told you," Astra said dryly. "Are we done now?"

"Um. Maybe you could try petting him?"

Astra grimaced. Now she had to touch him? "Fine, but we're dropping this whole stupid thing afterward, okay?"

"As long as you try!" Brendan assured.

Astra sighed again—she was doing that a lot lately—and looked at Poochyena flatly. Hesitantly, she reached out for Poochyena's ears.

Her hand passed near his nose. Poochyena sniffed. He froze, ears perking forward and eyes widening. His lips pulled back to show a set of very large teeth, a muted rumble coming from deep within the throat—

Danger.

Astra snatched her hand back with a cry of alarm, lurching away from the very not friendly dog in a surge of panic. Nincada buzzed angrily, darting out to put himself between his trainer and the sudden threat.

"Woah!" Brendan exclaimed, wrapping his arms around Poochyena. Thankfully the dog didn't lunge after her, but that did little to quell the thundering beat filling Astra's ears. Still on the ground, she inched away until Poochyena's growling subsided.

"Hey boy, settle down!" Brendan urged, one arm holding Poochyena in place as the other stroked his head perhaps a bit too rapidly. "It's okay, it's okay!"

"It is most certainly not!" Astra yelled back. She watched as Poochyena gradually settled down at Brendan's urging and shook her head, scowling. "All right, I'm done. One scare was already enough, I didn't need another! Can you just—just send him back to May or something, please?"

Brendan looked at her, his knee-jerk protest dying as he saw her face. He glanced down at Nincada—still interposing himself between them and buzzing in righteous anger—and his hesitant expression melted into resigned defeat.

"Alright," he said, quietly. Brendan turned and murmured a few words to Poochyena. The dog perked up and looked around excitedly. Spotting the distant figure of May—who seemed to be having some sort of exasperated fit near the suddenly orange playground area—the dog scrambled off Brendan's lap and bounded away, yipping excitedly.

Astra watched him go, exhaling in relief as his yips grew inaudible. "Not doing that again," she muttered, shaking her head.

Nincada returned to her side and buzzed, an aura of quiet satisfaction rolling from his mind.

Astra looked down at him, a small smile finding its way to her face. "Eh? Do you think you scared him off? Heh, nice work, Nincada."

"Nin," Nincada said, his tone regaining that odd formality.

"Well, I suppose I'll dedicate this first song to you then!" Astra cheered, to Nincada's mild bewilderment. She turned to the sheaf of papers, expression falling. "If I can ever find a playable one..."

"I'm sorry!" Brendan blurted.

Astra looked at him. He looked back, an aura of shame and guilt hanging about him like dreary fog. He was sincere, yes, but the reason was just as important as the regret. She tilted her head, silently demanding elaboration.

Brendan seemed to pick up on this. He looked down, biting his lip. "I...I shouldn't have made you face Poochyena like that. Shouldn't have tried to rush the process—no, I should have taken the hint before all that. You told me you were uncomfortable and then I just... brushed past it."

Astra hummed. "Yeah, you kinda did," she said, turning to face him fully. "Brendan, you like helping people, right? You said it yourself. But I didn't ask for help with Poochyena, I just wanted my violin back. I didn't ask to try to make an acquaintance—let alone pet him. I wanted to keep my distance. Heck, Poochyena isn't even your pokemon. If I was going to try something like this, I'd at least bring May in on it. But I won't. In the end it just...really isn't something I want to deal with."

"Sorry," Brendan repeated, staring at his hands, which clenched and fidgeted. He grimaced. "I just wanted to...I..."

"Good thoughts, bad clarity," Astra said, nicking a phrase from her Grandpa. She reached over and prodded at his temple. Brendan looked at her, confused. Astra smiled. "Some problems just aren't yours to solve, okay?"

"...okay," Brendan said, returning her smile after a moment.

Astra nodded. Good. "Hey, if you really wanna help me with something, can you help me pick a song out?" she asked, proffering the collection of sheet music.

Brendan laughed. "Alright, I suppose I could do that! Let's see here...oh, how about this one? 'Radiant Prelude'?"

He pointed out the sheet. It didn't look too complicated. Astra grinned.

"Sounds good!" she exclaimed, and, at last, set bow to string.

To her side, Nincada perked up, first in curiosity, then in wonder. From the cuddle pile under the other tree, Whismur poked her head up and stared, much to the grumblings of Slugma.

In the pond, a grand roughhousing came to a fleeting standstill. On the playground, an orange-tinted May's irritated tirade against a castle of motley misfits was brought to a brief halt.

The sun shone brilliantly, both in the heavens above and the passage of song.

And so, for a time, Astra played.





Many things could be said of what happened at the park. Games and music and (an admittedly small) lunch came and went. But the most relevant thing to say is that their grand day out was coming to a close. The sun dipped low in the sky, and soon everything and everyone had packed up, ready to call it a day.

With one last stop, at May's insistence.

Once more, Astra found herself travelling toward Rustboro's harbor. The Devon towers passed by with an uneasy but thankfully uneventful silence. May led them through the streets and eventually the trio arrived at the shore. The smell of ocean salt wafted through the air, the distant water colored in interesting hues, and the sky above darkening towards a deep purple. The docks themselves blocked most of the horizon—a grand maze of brightly-colored rectangular metal boxes and a few rather large flat ships, attended by a small number of workers. A shame, as the harbor's contents—while mildly interesting in their own right—weren't nearly as beautiful as the skyline.

When Astra voiced the opinion, May just grinned.

"A better view? Lucky for you that's just what we came for," she said with a wink.

Astra and Brendan looked at each other and shrugged. They jogged after May, who had sped up in excitement. A scant few moments later, they were ascending a steep hill at the corner of the harbor. Atop the hill was a circular tower, colored in a spiraling red and white pattern and holding some large glass artifice at the top.

They reached the base of the building—deserted, without even a vehicle in the driveway—and May spun around, grinning brightly.

"Ta-da!" she announced, presenting the tower. "We're here!"

"The lighthouse?" Brendan asked, looking up at the building bemusedly.

"Oh, this is a lighthouse," Astra said, understanding dawning upon her. May had mentioned them a few times before; it was interesting to finally see one. She peered up at the contraption atop the tower. If this was a house for light, maybe that's where it stayed? "Neat."

"If you think this is neat, just wait," May said, strolling up to the door. She tried the door, frowning when it failed to open. "Damn, they locked it again," she grumbled, kneeling down and taking a few long, thin bits of metal from her bag. "Gimme a sec."

"Wait, you know how to lockpick?" Brendan asked, alarmed. "Are we breaking in?"

"Whazzit look like, genius?" May grumbled, squinting at the keyhole. "We're not breaking anything, as long as you two don't trip or something. It's fine, did this last Friday and no-one gave a shit. Ah!" she exclaimed, withdrawing her tools as the lock gave a tiny click. "There we go!"

"Was there anyone around to 'give a shit'?" Brendan asked, exasperated.

May ignored him, swinging the door wide open and striding inside. "Come on!"

The interior of the lighthouse seemed to act as some sort of storage area, storing numerous bits and pieces all relating to what Astra assumed was general maintenance of the structure. A winding spiral staircase led them to a roof hatch and May pulled a cord that lowered a ladder. May, bursting with excitement, practically flew up the ladder with Brendan not far behind.

Astra took up the rear, and she clambered to her feet, brushing out the wrinkles in her dress. She took a moment to examine the odd construct that took up the central area. It was a baffling amalgamation of glass, plastic, and steel that seemed to be on a rotating dais. Was this where the light came from? Shaking her head, Astra joined her friends at the railing and was abruptly left breathless.

She could see everything.

The sun was nearly touching the horizon, dyeing the sea and sky a burning orange. The clouds, taking the form of rolling waves in the heavens, were similarly bathed in fire. The harbor and city below glowed an intense russet, and she could see people and vehicles scurrying to and fro like ants. Astra stared at the gently rolling waves, the scent of brine filling the air as her gaze tracked the myriad motions of life before her. In the distance, a flock of Wingull cawed and swooped down to nibble on some presumably tasty bits below.

"It's...beautiful," she said, awed.

"Wow," Brendan agreed, wide-eyed.

May's smug grin outshone the sun. "Told you," she sing-songed. She hopped up to sit on the railing, bringing one foot up to lay flat on the thin metal bar and resting her chin on her knee while the other leg hung loosely to the side. "Every time I've moved, I always seem to end up in a coastal town. This is one of the first things I always check out. Used to spend hours just sitting up on these babies watching the tide roll in. "

"I can see why!" Astra exclaimed, stepping up the lower rung of the railing. She leaned out, eagerly drinking in the vista before her. The view from up here was leagues better than the one she'd had on that beach. The patterns on the water as the waves flowed in and out—mesmerizing. "This is amazing!"

"It does not disappoint," Brendan agreed. "I gotta say, I didn't take you for the type to enjoy something like this, May."

May frowned. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well, you know," Brendan started, hesitantly. "I've always gotten this 'energetic' vibe from you. I figured you'd be more likely to go surfing than stare out at the sea. Not that it's bad!" he added, smiling awkwardly. "Just unexpected, is all. It really is nice," he finished, looking back toward the horizon.

May huffed, crossing her arms. She sat her feet on the ground and leaned back against the railing, staring out at the waves over her shoulder. "I guess," she said, after a moment. "I dunno. Seeing everything from high up like this, seeing the ocean go in and out like that...it's, I dunno," she repeated, sighing. "I guess I just like getting lost in it all."

"How did you start?" Astra asked, having sat down on the floor so her legs could dangle over the edge, below the railing. "Were you just curious, or...?"

May looked into the distance, frowning. Eventually, the other two realized she wasn't going to answer. Brendan shook his head and slid down to sit next to Astra. All three stared at the warm skyline, simply enjoying the view.

"Have you ever seen the ocean like this, Astra?" Brendan asked.

Astra shook her head. "I wasn't allowed to go south enough to see the coast there. A few of the—my neighbors have, though. Sometimes they brought back seashells and things. My grandpa's gone a few times to get special shells for paint and brought me back some cool rocks."

"It was a letter," May butted in, abruptly blurting the words out. Astra and Brendan looked at her in surprise. May scowled and turned her head away, a faint blush on her cheeks.

"...you started breaking into lighthouses because of a letter?" Brendan asked, lightly baffled.

Astra hummed. Letters were a sort of message you wrote on paper, weren't they? "What was the letter about?" she asked.

May didn't answer for another few moments. When she did, her words came out haltingly, unsure. "I...had a friend. Back in...fuck, what do you call it here? Kindergarten?" she looked at Brendan, annoyed.

He nodded. "I understand the time frame."

"I don't," Astra said, because she didn't.

"My first year of school. Whatever," May huffed, blowing a stray bang out of her face. "She was—I—," she stumbled, grimacing. "Well, it doesn't matter. We were both six and were friends, I guess. And then I had to move. We promised to write, cause we didn't have shit for phones back then. Used to get one every week, but the time lag was a bitch. Then I got less, and less, and then basically nothing at all. Last one I ever sent was one asking for her to come visit.

"Last one I ever got back said she'd come in a week or two," she continued, downcast. "Even told me what boat they'd be coming in on, the big one her sisters owned. Never told me a day, but I knew what it looked like."

"So you went to where you could see all the boats coming in," Brendan finished, tone somber.

May gave a hollow chuckle. "I went up there every day for a month." she said, sliding down to sit next to the other two. She rested her head against a pole and looked up, sighing. "Never saw the boat. Never got another letter. Thought they might've crashed or something, but they just never left."

"May..." Astra sniffed, a bit teary eyed.

"Oh," Brendan said, a note of sorrow in his voice. "I'm...that's rough. I'm sorry."

"Beh, whatever," May muttered, waving their concern off. "It's fine. I was getting along with—well, someone else at the new place I was at, at the time. Didn't do the letter thing with her, though.

"Still, it was kinda shit, sitting up there all those days waiting for nothing," she murmured, twisting around to face the sea. "But I still went up there now and then, even after I realized. Even when I moved. Something about being up here, above everything else...anytime I got too angry at something, or my head got too full of piss, I climbed up here and it'd all just drain away."

Silence fell, none willing to speak after the somber fragment of May's past. Brendan looked down at the docks, observing the people below with a distracted curiosity. May stared listlessly out at the sea, eyes seeming to take in everything at once and go blank simultaneously. Astra looked at her, sensing the usually turbulent flow of thoughts and emotion in her friend's mind settle into the depths like sediment in a murky pond. Eventually it became so still that it was like she was hardly thinking at all.

It was a slightly familiar sensation, and it only took Astra a moment to put a name to it: Calm Mind. A sort of trance that a few elder Kirlia could put themselves in that would briefly enhance their power and control. What May was doing felt similar, but...there was no power to it. Of course there wasn't; Humans weren't psychic, and May was no exception. Astra felt a bit foolish for even giving the comparison that much weight. Still, it was interesting that such a frame of mind could be achieved, even without power.

Astra turned away, following May's gaze toward the skyline. The sun was setting, causing ever more of the sky to turn a wondrous gloom of violet. Astra imagined sitting up on this tower every day for a season, searching the horizon for a friend that would never come. Then she stopped. It wasn't very fun. Not much of May's life had been, it seemed.

That would have to be changed, Astra decided.

Shifting over a bit, she knocked her shoe against May's. The girl started, looking at Astra in a confused haze, as if she had awoken from a nap.

Astra giggled, and smiled at the other girl. May blinked, frowning.

"...what?" she asked.

"Thanks for bringing me up here," Astra said, knocking May's shoe again. "It's lovely."

May stared at her for a moment longer, her confusion melting into something warmer. "...Yeah," she agreed. "No problem. Glad you like it."

"We'll have to do this again sometime," Astra said.

"Yeah," Brendan concurred, giving May a wide smile. "Anytime you want! Heck, I bet you'll have more memories up here with us than you ever did alone soon enough!"

May stared at him for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Wh-what kind of cheesy ass—" she shook her head, giving him a wry grin. "Dude, I've been doing this for ten years, how the hell are you gonna match that?"

"If that's what it takes, I'll just have to do it for twenty," Brendan said, raising a fist in determination. He stared at May, the sunset seeming to spark in his eyes. "You're not allowed to do it alone anymore; every time you climb a lighthouse, I'll be right there with you! It's a promise!"

May recoiled in shock, eyes wide. "Wh—ugh," she grumbled and turned away, face matching the rose-hued horizon.

Astra giggled. How cute.

"Idiot," May muttered, "that's way too long, who the hell—why the hell—agh!" she yelled, clutching at, then running her fingers through her hair in agitation. She extricated herself from the railing and jumped up, face still red. "Damnit, I can't just sit here and listen to this nonsense! I need to burn off steam. Hup!"

"Woah, what are you doing!?" Astra exclaimed as May hoisted herself onto the railing, watching as her friend began to walk along the very narrow metal strip circling the tower's edge. Both she and Brendan scrambled up, equally panicked at May's sudden spike of recklessness.

"Hey, hey, be careful, you could fall right off the lighthouse doing that!" Brendan called out, rushing over with arms extended as if to catch May when she slipped.

May scoffed, casually strolling along the bar—albeit, very slowly. "Think I don't know that? Re-fucking-lax, I've done this tons of times."

"What, balancing precariously over a hundred-foot drop!?" Brendan asked, a note of hysteria entering his voice. He hovered at the rail with Astra following close behind, both inching along as May walked the circumference.

"Yep!" May replied, sounding far too cheerful for being one misstep from horrible injury. "Sometimes wave-watching got boring, or it was cloudy, or I just couldn't sit still. Not much you can do up here other than think about your footing."

"What if you fall?" Astra asked, watching her warily.

"I won't," May stopped, turning to face outwards. Astra followed her gaze.

They'd circled halfway around the lighthouse, and Rustboro City lay spread before them. The sun was well on its way to setting, but the faint glimmer of light still let the city shine in a dim glow. The Devon tower stood tall in the center, and beyond that the sky was slowly lighting up with street lamps, office lights, and the brightest of stars. A faint breeze blew by, the somewhat dirty scent of the city momentarily overpowering the ocean's brine.

In the distance, a faint pillar of yellow haze marked Astra's biggest regret.

Astra tore her eyes away, shaking her head. "But what if you do?" she pressed, turning back to May. "Maybe the railing is slippery, or the wind knocks you over, or—"

"I won't," May stated again, the sheer certainty in her voice taking Astra aback.

"How can you be so sure?" Brendan asked, confused.

"I have decided that I won't," May replied confidently. "So, I won't."

Astra stared at her friend. That was a really weird line of reasoning; neither the wind nor the railing would heed her choices if they decided to be difficult. Astra peered over the edge, grimacing at the sheer drop. She didn't know how May could be so steadfastly calm while declaring all that.

"I think I'd still prefer it if you came down," Brendan hinted. Astra suspected he was about to just yank her right off, consequences be damned.

May rolled her eyes. "Fiiine," she drawled. She hopped down, lightly punching Brendan in the shoulder as she passed. "Worrywart. Alright, the sun's basically set, let's get going."

"Thank you," Brendan sighed, both in relief and exasperation. "Calling it a day, then?"

"Eh, maybe. Kinda got a sweet tooth," May mused.

Astra perked up. "Can we get ice cream?" she asked hopefully. The taste of that half-eaten morsel she'd gotten when she first wandered through Petalburg was still crystal clear in her mind, an avalanche of wintery sweetness followed by a swift case of brain-freeze. If she could avoid the latter...

"Hell yeah, ice cream!" May cheered, leading the trio down the ladder and into the stairwell. "Let's go!"

"All right, I can get behind that," Brendan agreed, then paused. "Wait, I thought you guys were out of money, how—"

"Ice cream's on Brendan!" May cheered again, much louder.

"Ice cream's on Brendan!" Astra echoed gleefully.

"Wait, what?" Brendan protested. "Guys I'm not—wait, wait—!"

A short time later, Astra ended up with a gloriously soft mass of oran-flavored heaven in a waffle cone. She licked it happily as Brendan stared glumly at May and her bowl of light green 'mint' confectionery.

"Well, at least yours is a bit healthy, I guess," Brendan sighed, looking over at Astra. "Oran is high in vitamin B, you know."

Astra hesitated. "...what does the 'B' stand for?"

"Broke," he spoke, calmly biting into a sea-salt popsicle.

May burst out laughing. Brendan smirked, then winced as Astra kicked his leg. Astra huffed, then chuckled as she ate more of her cone. Well, all right, she couldn't be mad at him for that one.

Jerk.






It's been a while, hasn't it?

... so yeah! Hope you enjoy. Parts of this really put me through the wringer.

My boy Dexexe has put out a new quest over here: Ravenous Corps. Illustrated, as usual. Just started. You're some sort of reanimated thing in a cavern and you're hungry. Check it out! (Content warning: Blood and Body horror.)

Another friend of mine, Runa, has another fully illustrated quest right here: Bronze Heart. You're a statue who's just woken up in a park. Time to flirt with the local druid. Check that out too!

Also we still have a discord so come say hi.

Smell ya later.
 
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Hyphen 28 - Roxanne
Hyphen 28

Roxanne



A yawn escaped Roxanne's mouth for the third time in five minutes, and as she pored once more over her lecture notes all she could think was that, for once in her life, she truly understood what motivated some students to skip school. She rubbed at her eyes and took another sip of horribly bitter coffee, trying to dredge up any energy she could. Sitting up to stretch her arms out, she took a small respite from the papers to glance about the familiar environs of the lecture hall.

The classroom was comfortably large—multiple, tiered rows of desks able to hold up to fifty students in total, walls colored in a uniform white with a bit of sky blue trim along the bottom, and three large windows lining the wall opposite the entrance that bathed the room in natural sunlight. The large chalkboard behind her was mostly empty, waiting for her to draw upon it to accentuate whatever teachings she would provide her listeners.

Said listeners had started to trickle in, and Roxanne glanced at the clock to see that there were only a few minutes left before it was time. She could only hope she had retained enough sense to do it right, do it properly, but the past few days had run her more ragged than any others she could remember.

After all, it wasn't any weekend that an explosion large enough to register a magnitude of five annihilated a great deal of forest right outside city limits.



"It's getting better around the outskirts," one man says to another, reading from an unfamiliar device near the epicenter of the blast zone. "Slowly, very slowly, but the effects seem to be dissipating. But it's getting worse here at the center. Maybe the whole thing is contracting?"

"It's getting darker and darker," the other man notes. "The shadows are cutting deeper," he continues, gesturing toward his abnormally pitched silhouette. "I wonder, if it were any more severe, would even a single photon be able to exist? Our next experiments will surely be fascinating. What do you two think?"

"I think I want to know what bombed my forest," Roxanne bites out, more acidic than she intends. "Or if it will happen again."

The two scientists look uncomfortable at her retort, and Roxanne can't help but sigh when they too don't have any worthwhile information.
She has been out here for two days, watching for any signs of the perpetrator, regularly interrogating nearby personnel for new information. Two days of panicked questions, hurried inquiries, a great flood of messages. From the public, her colleagues, the media, the mayor, and everyone in between. Roxanne has not slept for thirty-six hours and it is becoming very, very obvious.

She kneels down and sifts a hand through the cold grains of the sand, their chill leaving her fingers slightly numb. There shouldn't be sand here, or so say the people Devon had rushed out. An explosion of this magnitude should have left the ground scarred and devastated, yes, but it absolutely should not have transformed the whole area into
desert.

Something is wrong. The sun shines weakly, sound doesn't carry, and at times she swears she can feel something watching her through the yellow haze. Roxanne doesn't know what happened or how to fix it but this is an unprecedented catastrophe and she
needs to find out what did this so she can stop it from happening ever again and what if it's in the city next time

She spirals like this for twenty minutes then nearly calls out her Steelix at an unfortunate reporter after they had slipped through the exclusion zone and snuck up on her, and this is when Head Officer Jennifer finally pulls her aside and tells her to go home. Roxanne collapses into bed and worries endlessly until she finally shuts down at three in the morning.



Another yawn threatened to escape, but Roxanne stifled it with another sip of coffee. She looked back over her notes one last time, then gazed over the growing crowd of attendees. Some of them were shooting her curious looks, and she could almost read their thoughts aloud. She'd even been asked outright, once.

'Why are you here?'

Why was she still having this lecture? Why was she not still out there, searching for answers? Talking to the public? Was this the best use of her time?

Questions with multiple responses. One was that Roxanne had already done what she could. No country, organization, or individual had come forward to claim credit for the incident, nor had some heretofore unknown mythical pokemon emerged to lay blame upon. For all that she loved her school and thrived in the educational realm, she was no investigator, no sleuth, nor a researcher in anything but Rock pokemon and fossils. All she could do was wait for someone to give her an explanation or target. One of the primary roles of a Gym Leader was to act as their city's primary defender, after all. Even if she hadn't had to act out that particular aspect of her position before.

The other was that this was genuinely her best idea to get back into the swing of things. Roxanne had given all the press conferences and phone calls that she could. She had no more information to give, no action to take but to give shallow reassurances. All that could be done was return to normal business—with the caveat that she was absolutely prepared to sprint through the emergency exit and take flight on her Aerodactyl at slightest notice—and what could be more normal than a school lecture? She, too, desired a return to everyday routine; just entering the building had calmed her nerves. Surely seeing her here would help reassure others that things were alright?

Perhaps that was a bit optimistic, but Roxanne was willing to believe it would work.

As the clock continued to tick, Roxanne scanned the classroom intently, searching for a certain individual. Noting a distinct lack of straw hats and odd black garments, she let out a disappointed sigh and shuffled through her notes again. There had been a third, quieter reason why she hadn't at least delayed the lecture, and she had hoped...well, maybe they'd left early. A lot of the transitory population had, in recent days.

Someone garbed in a nice-looking green dress hesitantly entered the room, looking around in curious puzzlement. Roxanne nearly dismissed the arrival as yet another new student before she abruptly recognized the pale face and red eyes peeking out from under the stylish sun hat. Apparently Astra had upgraded her outfit since she'd last seen her. It looked brand new and suited her rather well. Had she gone shopping recently? Roxanne was glad that at least a few people had had a relaxing weekend.

Astra met Roxanne's gaze a moment later and the girl broke out into a grin, giving Roxanne a cheerful wave. Roxanne returned her smile and gave her a nod of acknowledgement. Astra looked around the room once more, then darted for a seat in the back row.

Times had been difficult, but at least something was going right. As the last minute ran out, Roxanne took one last drink of her coffee and cleared her throat.

"Welcome everyone to today's lecture!" she called out, her voice ringing clear and true through the room. The minor chit-chat among students quieted as everyone turned their full focus to Roxanne. She smiled; her audience was on the younger side, and it was always invigorating to see fresh faces eager to learn. "It's been an intense few days, but that's no excuse to slack off! I'm sure your heads are all stuffed from last week's lesson on ancient Hoenn history, tumultuous and tragic as it is, so today we're going to be talking about a more exciting topic: Pokemon Typings! A set of seventeen distinct categories with unique properties for both Pokemon and their abilities, attributes, demeanor, and diet. This lesson will go over them all in moderate detail; both to give you all general information and to give those looking to specialize a small preview of what is available."

"A fair warning for those who didn't look at the schedule too closely," Roxanne said, "this is an all-day lecture delivered over the course of eight hours. A twenty minute break will be provided at the top of every hour, with thirty for lunch at one. We have a lot of ground to cover, so prepare yourself for a lengthy lesson!"

"Now, Pokemon Types!" She turned, picking up a piece of chalk and writing on the blackboard. "These Typings are: Normal, Fire, Fighting, Rock, Water, Poison, Electric, Dark, Dragon, Ghost, Psychic..."



"Normal types can best be described as the baseline to describe all other types from. The most common type known, they can be found in nearly every non-extreme habitat. Their main characteristic is in their relative neutralness; no particular strengths, but very few faults. It could even be said that the average person falls under this category.

"However, just because they're Normal doesn't mean they can't be extraordinary! Some of the most powerful known Pokemon attacks are Normal typed. A well timed Explosion can decimate whole teams of enemy pokemon, and I've personally seen Hyper Beams tear apart even the sturdiest of foes.

"They're also notable for having mutually null interactions with the Ghost type. As for weaknesses, Fighting type pokemon will do more damage to Normal type pokemon, and Normal type attacks are weakened against Steel and Rock types. Common Normal species include—"



"Fire types are known for their affinity for heat. Usually found in high temperature areas, this type of pokemon thrives in places like our own Mt. Chimney. Some are even made of living flame or magma! Contrary to initial appearances these pokemon can regulate their temperatures extremely well, allowing you to hold even a Slugma in your bare arms.

"Though, I wouldn't recommend subsequently making that Slugma angry. You'll get some nasty and well deserved burns for your trouble. The natural weakness of fire is, of course, water—"



"...and that's it for Rock types." Roxanne finished. She may have taken a few dozen extra minutes just for her favorite type, but who was counting? She scanned the room, smiling. "Before we move on, are there any questions about the Rock type?" A hand raised, and Roxanne nodded in their direction. "Yes?"

"Is it true that if you feed an Onix gold and then evolve it, it'll turn into a golden Steelix?"

Roxanne stared at the girl. "...No," she said, after a pause. "Golden Steelix only come about when an Onix burrows through pyrite rich soil for most of their life. They are not made of actual gold, and suffer from a variety of difficulties due to their composition. Please do not feed precious metals to pokemon." She paused. "Most pokemon," she amended.

Taking a sip of water, Roxanne cleared her throat. "Next question, if any?" Roxanne asked, plastering a smile back. It became a bit more real when she noticed Astra holding her arm up. "Yes, you there, in the back."

"What's the difference between Rock and Ground?" Astra asked, and Roxanne couldn't help but notice that her voice seemed to lack an echo. "Aren't they the same thing?"

Roxanne broke out into a full on grin. "Good question!" she said, silently thanking the girl. "While Rock and Ground can be viewed as superficially similar, they are actually very different when we examine them together. While both refer to what lies beneath our feet, Rock is typically defined by sturdiness and solidity, while Ground exemplifies a more granular approach.

"To put it simply, Ground is more like sand, silt, and clay, while Rock refers to large, aggregated solids like granite and basalt. Loose particulates to concrete mass. There are some that take this comparison a step further and include Steel into the equation as a sort of refinement of Rock.

"Of course, all this is metaphorical when we apply this to Pokemon. The energies of Ground, Rock, and Steel are all mutually distinctive and we call them by what they most often represent. One could ask the same question of Water and Ice and get a similar answer. I hope this answers your query."

Finishing her explanation, Roxanne looked around for any confusion in the audience. Finding none, she nodded. "Speaking of Ice, our next Pokemon Type is a bit chilly..."



"Ghost pokemon have a rich history in myth and legends. Malevolent spirits, haunting phantoms, even mischievous apparitions—Ghost pokemon are known far and wide for their connection to the spiritual side of life. Some even claim that certain Ghost types are the remnant souls of those who have passed on.

"These pokemon tend to favor environments both dark and macabre, such as caverns or cemeteries. One notable example is Mt. Pyre, which is nearly entirely inhabited by Shuppet and Duskull. Despite the negative reputation Ghost pokemon have, they're just as capable of forming heartfelt bonds as any other Pokemon group.

"Just make sure you train them with discipline. You wouldn't want your Gengar to think that giving you nightmares is funny, would you? A few honest conversations, a healthy dose of love and attention, and a bag of ectoplasm-infused treats will go a long way to a happy partnership.

"Speaking of ectoplasm, this mysterious substance is a foundational part of Ghost type biology. Under certain circumstances it has the ability to become incorporeal—"



"Dark types are another group with sinister stereotypes. Similarly to Ghost types, they are often depicted as vicious creatures, bringing portents of fear and doom where they go. Some even prefer to call this pokemon typing by another name: Evil. This is of course wildly inaccurate. While pokemon of this type do indeed fight in ways that one may deem 'dirty', they are wholly undeserving of the extremely poor moniker of 'evil'.

"Let us take the common Poochyena as an example. Poochyena are some of the most loyal and devout pokemon one may come across. Be it darkest caverns or highest peaks, a Poochyena will follow its master into the worst disaster without hesitation. Its evolved form, Mightyena, exemplifies these traits even more; for if a well and truly loved Mightyena's trainer should fall, this Dark type may choose to guard their resting place until it joins them.

"That said, do not take this group lightly; if unprepared, you may find that wild Dark types can and will live up to their fearsome reputation. Fighting type pokemon can typically handle a Dark type with little issue, but for those who favor Psychic types, beware: the Dark type completely nullifies all Psychic abilities and will obliterate the user besides."



"...and that's the shocking conclusion to Electric types!" Roxanne cheered. "Quite an eclectric bunch, aren't they?" she chuckled at her own joke. "Now, are there any questions?" A hand rose, and Roxanne nodded toward the student.

"If I feed my Pikachu a lot of pancakes before I evolve it, will it turn into a psychic Raichu?"

Roxanne blinked. After a moment, she managed to find her voice. "Excuse me?"

The student shifted in his seat, looking very bothered by the stares the rest of the class was giving him. "I heard that was how it works in Alola..." he said, quietly.

Roxanne pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. "In general," she said, voice raising to hammer in the point. "Do not put your pokemon on ill-planned diets just because of a rumor. They are not playthings, they are friends and companions and should be treated as such. How some pokemon develop halfway across the globe does not affect how pokemon grow here."



Roxanne paused her lecture to take a swig of water, breathing out slowly as she set the bottle down. She watched her class diligently finish taking notes and copying the scattered drawings on the blackboard behind her. The sight of so many students admirably engaging with her lesson was a balm for her tired soul. She smiled warmly at the myriad sounds of scratching pencils, pens, and in one case a rather oversized keyboard.

Nevertheless, Roxanne's eyes drifted up towards one student in particular. Astra had not brought any such utensils with her; neither pen nor pencil nor keyboard, nor even any paper to record notes upon. Instead she had just attentively watched the lesson. Roxanne wondered if people with Astra's capabilities had better memory. It certainly seemed like it would be in their wheelhouse.

She had also not taken off her hat, which was a bit odd. Well, Roxanne couldn't fault anyone for adherence to their fashion. Even exhausted as she had been this morning, she'd still found the time to style her own hair. Though, if what she suspected was true, maybe it made sense for Astra to keep her hat on at all times.

Public attention was easier to ignore if you just pulled the brim down, after all.

The sound of writing gradually dwindled, and Roxanne swept the blackboard clean. Onto the next segment.

"Psychic," she announced, and it was only her close attention and suspicion that let Roxanne notice Astra's subdued flinch. Ah. Well. It was what it was. She would deal with it when the time came.

Until then, there was a lecture to deliver.

"The Psychic type is perhaps the most well-known esoteric group of Pokemon. Known for a variety of capabilities, they specialize in all things relating to the mind. Telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, clairvoyance, even the ability to alter dreams. Psychic pokemon are perhaps the most versatile companions one can have.

"Despite all these abilities, one of the most important, yet most forgotten attributes is their innate sense of empathy. Many Psychic pokemon will reflect or react to the attitude of the ones who approach them. A friendly attitude will often get better results than hostile intent, which will usually have the Psychic pokemon make a quick escape via teleportation. Abras are particularly well known for this tactic, as many delvers of the sprawling Dewford Granite Caverns can frustratedly attest to..."



The clock ticked steadily, light slowly following the sun as it crossed the sky. Keeping an eye on the time, Roxanne finished the last section of her lesson a bit earlier than planned. She had enough material for another half hour at the very least, but enthusiasm didn't make up for the faint rasp edging its way into her voice.

"And with that," she said, "I believe we are nearly out of time. I will open the floor to any last minute questions." A hand raised, and Roxanne nodded in their direction. "Yes, you near the window?"

"Are there really only seventeen types?" the student asked. "Could there be more?"

Roxanned hummed. "As of now, yes, there are only seventeen pokemon types. Contrary to many popular stories, Pokemon types like Light, Bird, Fairy, or Sound are not recognized by the scientific community and are either complete fabrications or old variations that have been folded into the current framework. I can't say that there won't be new types discovered in the future, as we are still discovering new species of pokemon every day. But, as they have not been discovered with the vast numbers of pokemon we already know of, it is rather unlikely."

The student slumped in disappointment. Roxanne resisted the urge to shake her head. There were always a couple pupils who had gotten engrossed in a few too many stories. "We have time for one more question," she said, looking around for the final time. "How about you in the middle?" she asked, gesturing to a younger student.

The indicated teen stood up, the stylized M on his red shirt briefly glinting in the light. He stared at Roxanne intently, then took a deep breath. "What really happened out east?" he demanded, slamming his hands on the table.

"What?" Roxanne asked, taken aback. She frowned, glaring at the student disapprovingly. "Young man, that is hardly relevant to my lesson—"

"Don't try to deflect the question!" the boy interrupted, glaring right back. "This is Hoenn's biggest environmental disaster in years and nothing about it is natural! I know you're hiding something out there!"

"I most certainly am not," Roxanne snapped, the dull ache of her throat lending her voice the beginnings of a harsh rasp. "If you wish to know what I've said on the topic, the local news can certainly provide—"

"What was it?" the child interrupted, a sharp gleam in their eye. "Some secret weapon? A mythical pokemon? Was it—"

Roxanne slammed her hand on her podium, the sharp clap bringing an abrupt end to his tirade. "Enough!" she commanded, pinning the student with an exhausted glare. "I am not talking about this topic, and further prodding will only get you a well-deserved punishment. Are we clear?"

A look of pure indignation crossed the accuser's face, and there was a tense moment where it looked as though he would continue regardless. The school's bell chose that moment to ring. He looked away with a scoff, grabbing at his things.

Roxanne glared at him as he stormed out, then sighed. "Class dismissed," she called out, redundantly. "Make sure you don't leave anything behind. If you have unanswered questions, please refer to the usual self-study materials. Next week we'll be covering Pokemon Breeding and the various Egg Groups; if you're under eighteen years of age, pick up a permission slip by the door and have your parents or guardians fill it out. Have a good day."



A stream of chatter and clatter rang out as the students packed up, though a few lingering pupils got busy talking to their seatmates. Roxanne waited patiently until a certain bundle of green descended the stairs.

"Astra," Roxanne called, slightly amused at the jumpy startlement this caused. "Would you come here for a moment?"

Astra blinked at her, confused. She looked around nervously, eyeing the students who had briefly stopped to gaze at a potential spectacle, then hurried over to Roxanne's desk.

"Hello?" Astra asked, sounding confused. "Um. What's up?"

"A couple things, actually," Roxanne admitted. "But first of all, I wanted to see how you found my class. I recall you saying that you've had to figure things out on your own, so I hope you found it informative."

"Oh!" Astra said, brightening. "It was, actually. Particularly the bits about Ghosts. Are they really weak to themselves?"

"Indeed, a trait they share with Dragons," Roxanne confirmed. "Though a better counter would be the Dark type. Are you interested in Ghosts, Astra?" she asked, curiously.

"Only in how to make them go away," Astra said. She tilted her head. "Are they really the spirits of the dead?"

"A question for the spiritualists, I'm afraid," Roxanne said, smiling. "I'm more of an expert on Rocks, myself." Sitting up, she refocused herself. No more distractions. "As glad as I am to hear that you enjoyed class, there was something else I wanted to talk about."

"Alright?" Astra asked, blinking.

"A few nights ago, when I was reviewing those recordings of our battle," Roxanne started, then paused, frowning.

She eyed the students still hovering around the classroom. They didn't look like they'd be leaving anytime soon, and the room was designed to let her voice carry to every corner. Overhearing would be an issue, and Astra did appear to be trying to hide. Best to be circuitous, she supposed.

"Sorry, just had a thought," Roxanne apologized, returning to the conversation. "The recording. I was studying it due to some errors when I noticed a certain...peculiarity." she hedged.

"A peculiarity?" Astra said, looking puzzled.

"About you, specifically," Roxanne clarified. "A...unique quality of yours, you could call it."

Astra squinted at her confusion before a look of comprehension dawned over her features. "Wait, do you mean...?" she asked, waving a hand around her head.

Roxanne smiled; it seemed she'd got it. "Yes, that," she said. "I apologize for being vague; I didn't want anyone to overhear." She nodded over at the lingering students.

"Oh!" Astra said, nodding gratefully. "Um, thank you. " She paused, looking at Roxanne uncertainly. "Er, what about it?"

"Concern, mostly," Roxanne admitted. "I've met many individuals in the same situation, and I even count two among my colleagues. But none I've met have either expressed or hidden it quite as you have. It made me curious as to why someone would." She sighed, expression turning gloomy. "Only recently have I learned that those in your position can experience some...backlash, just for being as they are. Forgive me for prying, but have you experienced anything...upsetting, like that?"

"Upsetting?" Astra asked, a troubled look on her face. Her gaze flicked down, hand reaching up to touch at her hat as she considered Roxanne's words. "Um. Nothing bad, I guess. But people give me weird looks, or act really awkward. There was this cashier at a Pokemart that asked for a picture. Trevor was nice, but it was still something to deal with." She paused, then gave Roxanne a tired grin. "It's just...easier, if they don't notice. Even May and Brendan were kinda weird about it for a while after they found out."

Brendan? Did she mean Birch's boy? He'd visited the gym a few times in the past week. Roxanne couldn't imagine him being anything but supportive. But then again, her worldview was taking a few hits lately. "I see," she said, levelly. "Are they still 'weird' about it?"

"Oh, no!" Astra denied, shaking her head. "It was only at first. They've been great; I couldn't ask for better friends."

"I'm glad," Roxanne told her, finding the brilliant grin on the girl's face infectious. "Both for your experiences and relationships. Good friends can help through even the worst of times. Keep them close and I'm sure you'll never face a problem you can't overcome."

"I will!" Astra agreed, still smiling.

Perhaps there was nothing to worry about after all, Roxanne thought. She didn't seem to be lying about her lack of trouble—minor incidents aside—and by her account she had some excellent friends in her corner. Still, something seemed a bit off, though Roxanne was having a hard time putting her finger on what.

"Um," Astra said, fidgeting with her sleeves. "Was there anything else?"

"One more thing," Roxanne said, reaching for a small card she'd printed off earlier that morning. "Have you had the opportunity to meet others who share your...quirk?"

"Um." Astra hesitated, seeming to think for a moment before looking at Roxanne with a curious, uncomfortable frown. "No, why?"

"While close friends are nothing to scoff at, I find it helpful to occasionally talk to people that understand what issues you face on a more personal level." Roxanne said, sliding the card over. "My colleagues said that if you ever want to talk about it, you can call this number."

Astra took the card, looking at it curiously. It was mostly unadorned, save for the promised phone number and an accompanying symbol: A simple black eye on a purple background with a crescent moon for a pupil. It was the traditional symbol for the psychic type, though Roxanne preferred to use the newer spiral pattern in part due to how terribly she drew eyes.

An uncertain look crossed Astra's face for a moment. Then it vanished as Astra slid the card into her bag. "Thanks, I think." Astra said, a bit awkwardly. Roxanne didn't blame her; this was an unusual conversation for both of them, she imagined. "I'm not super invested in meeting others with, um. This." Astra continued, gesturing to her head again. "But, uh, I appreciate the thought?" she tried.

Roxanne nodded. "Better to have the option than not. But I imagine you'll meet some along your journey in any case. Just remember, should you encounter those who would take issue with who you are, you are not alone."

Astra stared at her. Astra smiled, though for some odd reason it seemed rather sad. "Thank you."

"I wish you luck on your travels," Roxanne said. "Maybe one day I'll see you in Ever Grande Stadium. Until then, keep learning; you'll never know what small bit of information will lead you to victory."

"I will," Astra said, giving her a final, resolute nod. Astra hefted her bag—was that...woven grass?—over her shoulder and headed for the door. At the threshold, she looked back and waved. "Thank you for the class!"

Roxanne smiled as the girl left, then let out a sigh and leaned down across the desk. What a messy talk. Was it even appropriate of her to bring the subject up? Well, she'd rather be awkward than apathetic. If there was a next time, she'd do better. That was what learning was all about.

Still, she couldn't help but feel like she had missed something. Hm. Maybe she should have invited the girl to have a rematch sometime; the musical accompaniment, misleading as it was, added an exciting flair to the battle.

She yawned, rubbing her eyes. What a week. Maybe she should call it early. That sounded nice. Pick up a tub of ice cream and rent out a documentary. Bliss. Oh, and call Steven. He'd been out on vacation in the Granite Caves; maybe he'd found something interesting. She was sure he'd be interested in this fascinating new psychic trainer too.

Packing up her things, she left the school with a hum.

And, to nobody's surprise, went home with a carton of Rocky Road flavor.



Astra headed out the front doors, emerging into the burgeoning evening lost in thought. She hadn't intended to talk to Roxanne again, aside from maybe a passing greeting or farewell, and it was even more of a surprise when the gym leader had drawn her into such a heavy conversation. It wasn't like they knew each other, after all. Still, Astra felt that the older woman had her heart in the right place.

Astra still would have rather avoided the topic of her supposed albinism. Apparently her fake ailment carried more weight than she knew. Though, considering the reassurances Trevor, May, and then Brendan had given her once she had delivered her lie, perhaps it shouldn't have been. People like that Aqua member who had called an Exploud on their heads existed, so the fact that there were those who would dislike her just for being sick...

Well. She hoped she never found out what they'd do with the much more extreme truth.

Probably a beating, then a pokeball.

Astra sighed, pulling out the card Roxanne had given her. There wasn't much explanation on who it would call; supposedly someone else with albinism, but with little context. The eye symbol was also a mystery. Maybe it was just a logo; she'd seen stranger on the various buildings around the city. As for using it? Talking to someone who actually had this ailment? No, she didn't think so. It felt wrong to claim she had it in the first place; saying so in front of an actual victim?

Astra grimaced, then shoved the card into the depths of her bag. As she reached the street, a gloved hand waved from atop the giant sign on the school's lawn and caught her attention. A figure detached from the sign and raced over.

"Hey!" May shouted, jogging up. Ske skidded to a stop, giving Astra an annoyed look. "The hell took you so long? I saw a crowd leaving ages ago."

"Sorry," Astra said, scratching the back of her head. "Roxanne wanted to chat after class."

"Eh? What about?"

"She just...wanted to know how I liked the class." Astra said, smiling weakly. She perked up. "Actually, it was really informative! Apparently Ghosts are weak to themselves! Also they don't hurt Steel types much. Also apparently you can turn an Onix golden by feeding it pyrite?"

"Alright, I get it," May said, holding up her hands. "Glad you enjoyed your snoozefest. Now c'mon, I smashed a couple trainers at the gym for a hot wad of cash and I wanna do something fun! Brendan's already on his way, so let's go."

"Oh?" Astra asked, falling into step with May. "Where are we going?"

"Oh, this is gonna blow your mind!" May cackled. "Listen, have you ever heard of an 'arcade'?"



"...and there was actually a really interesting set of caverns that opened up recently," Steven explained, talking animatedly through the speakerphone. "Rather unexpected formations inside, I had no idea there was magmatic activity here this far back. No fossils yet, but there's a beautiful series of extruded sills and di—er, vertically-oriented igneous intrusions throughout the network."

A pajama-clad Roxanne chuckled from her couch, idly feeding her Nosepass another scoop of ice cream. "Using formal language on that one, are you Steven?" she teased, idly watching an avalanche of Golems on her television.

"You know very well the shorthand for that is unfortunate." Steven huffed. "Still, they're fascinating. The local Abras are using the sills as makeshift resting areas, lining the shelves with leaves and soft grass. Incredible, really. They are quite creative with their Psychic skills."

Roxanne perked up. Oh, that had reminded her. "Speaking of Psychics, I met the most interesting trainer recently—'"

"Oh, was it Astra?"

"...Steven, how the hell—"




AN:

This underwent heavy beta revision. Theres a whole 1k section that was excised with a scalpel (Maybe I'll share it sometime), parts were rearranged, shoved around, and planted inside whole new bits. And even then...well, I worry. Is this what people expect from a school episode? At least it's done.

Mmm.

Anyway, This got too long so I put it out as it's own interlude. Again. I need to stop doing that. or...continue???

Next time is definitely the end of Rustboro, no matter how long it ends up being.

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Thanks for reading, and tell me what you think!

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