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Leaving the safety of her hidden commune, a Ralts narrowly avoids capture on Hoenn Route 102. Finding a discarded pokeball, she ventures into the human world only to discover that her home is in danger from Humanity's rapid expansion. Now she has one recourse: disguise herself as human and become the pokemon champion before her village is discovered, and prevent the tragedy that is sure to come.

It's too bad she has to deal with subterfuge, eco-terrorism, the end of the world, and awkward inter-species friendships along the way.
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Dermonster

The Shittiest Wizard
Leaving the safety of her hidden commune, a Ralts narrowly avoids capture on Hoenn Route 102. Finding a discarded pokeball, she ventures into the human world only to discover that her home is in danger from Humanity's rapid expansion. Now she has one recourse: disguise herself as human and become the pokemon champion before her village is discovered, and prevent the tragedy that is sure to come.

It's too bad she has to deal with subterfuge, eco-terrorism, the end of the world, and awkward inter-species friendships along the way.




 
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Hyphen 1 - Beginning

Hyphen 1

Beginning


A Ralts poked her head out of a bush and observed the trail ahead of her. The sun shone down from above, the leaves casting dappled shadows across the rough-hewn dirt. In the distance she spotted the pack of Poochyena who had taken to resting in the road. The black-and-gray-furred wolves sniffed at the air, their shining red eyes peering at the woods around them. The Ralts crouched low, and willed them to look elsewhere; the prize she sought was so close, but the hounds would sooner make her their dinner than let her pass unhindered.

Suddenly, a Zigzagoon shot out from a bush further down. It was clearly frightened, and every inch of its alternating light and dark brown fur was standing on end. As one, the pack of Poochyena turned upon the smaller creature and growled.

The Zigzagoon yelped and ran away, dashing through bushes and branches alike in its panic with the pack of Poochyena hot on its heels.

The Ralts breathed a sigh of relief and extricated herself from the bush. Peering into a nearby puddle, she picked off excess twigs that had gotten stuck in her hair. The image within the pool was a familiar sight—a bowl of forest green hair encircling her head and partially obscuring her eyes, her snow-white coat extending into a billowing dress-like cloak that covered her nubby legs from view. Atop her head rested two shining red half-ovaloid horns, the larger protruding from the middle of her forehead and the smaller from the back of her head. The Ralts smiled at her reflection, and plucked the last errant leaf from her hair.

Examining the road once more, she confirmed it was all but deserted; the only things here were the occasional acorn-mimicking Seedot hanging from the trees. Dashing across the hard packed dirt, the Ralts stopped before an Oran berry bush. Quickly unfurling a large leaf she had procured, she began picking the delicious blue fruits with practiced speed.

There were much less dangerous bushes to harvest back home, the Ralts mused, but only the ones located on the human trails were rich enough to satisfy her. They could be made into so many delicious meals, eaten raw, cooked into soup, drained and eaten dry—the possibilities were endless! So absorbed in her gourmet errand, the Ralts didn't notice the approaching figures until a voice cut straight through her thoughts.

"Oh! There's one right in the middle of the road!"

The Ralts froze, wide eyes turning to see a nightmare made manifest. Two humans stood a mere dozen feet away, staring directly at her, eyes filled with calculated curiosity and barely constrained excitement at the sight of such an easy target. A red-and-white ball was clutched in one's hand, just waiting to be unleashed. The Ralts dropped the Oran berry, her shaking legs barely responding as she took a single step backwards.

"Huh. So there is. Never seen this kind before though..." The human girl in the red bandanna nudged the human boy with green hair forward. "Well? Capture it already."

"R-right!" the boy said, and shuffled forward. The Ralts took another step back and tripped over her coat, falling to the ground. The green haired boy tossed a red and white ball into the air with a cry, "Go, Zigzagoon!"

The ball cracked open, a thunderous red light erupting from within. The light coalesced upon the ground, revealing the form of a Zigzagoon. It yipped, circling around twice before crouching low, growling at her.

"R-Ralts!" the Ralts yelled, losing control of her voice in the face of overwhelming terror. "Raaalts!" she screamed again, scrambling to her feet and turning to run—

"Zigzagoon, use Tackle!"

—only to be hit from behind as the Zigzagoon smashed into her at full force.

The Ralts flew backward and slammed into a tree. "R-rah—!" she cried out, the rough bark scraping at her coat as she slid down. Blinking the stars from her eyes, she looked up to find the intense stare of the green-haired boy and the crouching Zigzagoon in front of him. The boy held out another red-and-white ball, and the Ralts stared at it with dread.

"I-I throw the ball now, right? Here I go!"

The girl in the red bandanna blinked and reached out, "Wait, it's not injured enough yet!"

Ignorant of the girls' warning, the human boy reared back and threw. Time slowed to a crawl as the Ralts watched the sphere hurtle toward her. No, no! She didn't want this! This couldn't happen! She wouldn't let it! With a surge of energy, she threw herself to the side just in time, and sprinted into the forest as the ball ricocheted off the tree behind her.

"It's getting away!" the boy cried, distraught. The human girl cursed.

"Dammit, Wally..."

The Ralts sprinted into the woods and hid behind a tree, out of sight. The humans' voices were still audible even this deep into the woods, and the Ralts listened with bated breath.

"Did you see where it went?" asked the boy.

"No. Ugh, now we'll have to find something else…"

"I'm sorry…should I go get the pokeball?"

"Tch, there's too much tall grass around here, it's a lost cause." A sigh. "I have a dozen of the things anyway. Let's get going—I think I heard some Poochyena barking from that direction. They're pretty cool, let's get one of those."

"A-alright…"

The Ralts held still for several moments, and a few more after their voices faded, then finally collapsed against the tree. She clutched at her chest with a shaking hand, heart beating madly in her chest. That…that was close. She'd known that humans had to be avoided, and she'd never expected to come face-to-face with one, but they hadn't even taken a moment before attacking. If she'd been even a hair slower...

The Ralts sat there for a moment, catching her breath, before standing up and venturing back the way she came. A flash of color caught her eye as she walked. Laying there in the grass was that red and white sphere the smaller human had thrown at her. She stared at it uneasily. So this was a Pokeball…

With a trembling hand, she reached down and poked it, jumping away at the touch. When nothing happened, she poked it again. After nothing continued to happen, she reached down and picked the sphere up.

It was a strange thing. Half red, half white, a thick black line across the middle with only a white button in the center interrupting it. Tentatively, she pushed the button, and she dropped it like a poisonous barb when it shrunk to a fraction of its size, accompanied by the sound of rushing wind.

After nothing happened a third time, the Ralts picked it back up. How had it gotten so small? She pressed the button again and only jumped a little when it expanded back to its original size.

She stared at the sphere, new questions bubbling within her mind. How did this sphere grow and shrink and fit whole creatures inside itself? To what end? Who were those humans and how did they make something like this?

She traveled back to the path and gathered her plucked berries into the makeshift bag. With a moment of hesitation, she buried the pokeball among the Oran berries, hiding it from view.

After picking up the bundle, she scurried across the road once more and began the trip back home.




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Hyphen 2 - Home
Hyphen 2

Home


South of Route 102, through a vast forest and hidden from any mundane explorations, there was a village. Surrounding the village were wooden palisades; constructed, reinforced, and occasionally replaced over the course of centuries, they stood proudly in defiance against whatever might dare to challenge them.

To the returning Ralts they were a familiar and welcome sight indeed. Closing in on one of the few gates built into the barricades, she waved to a spear wielding Kirlia who was on guard. She frowned at said guard's lack of reaction. Why wasn't he waving back or—oh, he was asleep.

Slowing her pace, she snuck up on the snoozing guard. The Ralts observed him, wistfully imagining her evolved self through his image. All Kirlia looked more or less the same and he was no different: his horns had both lengthened and migrated to just above both ears and his hair now flowed off both sides of his head—under his horns to his shoulders—and over his face, naturally parting to reveal both of his currently closed eyes. His coat had split apart into six wide strips which swayed gently in the breeze, exposing his green legs that tapered down to the tiny nubs that constituted feet. He was currently leaning on his spear, gently snoring.

With a mischievous smile, the Ralts stepped behind a tree, telekinetically picked up a stick, and jabbed him in the side. The guard jerked upright and screeched, swinging his spear wildly. His head twisted around rapidly, eyes frantically searching for what had hit him. The Ralts burst out laughing, falling out from behind the tree in mirth. The guard stared at her, surprised, before he scowled, practically radiating embarrassment and outrage.

"Oh you little brat, I oughta whack you!" he yelled, waving around the blunt side of his spear.

The Ralts caught her breath and got to her feet, smirking at the Kirlia. "It's not my fault you were sleeping on the job!" she taunted, sticking out her tongue. "What if I'd been a hungry Poochyena? What kinda 'stalwart protector of our walls' are you anyhow?"

The guard coughed and looked away, his embarrassment and shame fading from the Ralts' senses as his empathic control restored itself. "W-Well, it's not like those blank-minded mutts come this close anyway! I haven't seen one all season; it's not my fault standing out here all day gets boring!"

"Of course, of course," the Ralts said, nodding along. "Well, since it's not your fault, I guess you wouldn't mind me telling—"

"Now, now, let's not get carried away here!" the Kirlia interrupted, holding his hands up and laughing nervously. He paused, turning a cheeky grin on his opponent. "Then again, I think you might be in more trouble than I am; after all, you're not supposed to be wandering outside the village without an escort. Maybe I should tell your grandfather?"

"You wouldn't," Ralts said, gasping loudly. "You'd get scolded for letting me leave!"

"Ah," the guard countered, grinning like a Poochyena. "I could simply suggest that you climbed a bit of the wall out of my range. How could I have possibly known?"

"Well darn," the Ralts huffed, grinning at the Guard. "You've got me there. I don't suppose one of these," she reached into her bag and held an Oran berry aloft, wiggling it enticingly, "would change your mind?"

Quick as a flash, the berry shot from her hand and into the Guards, the Kirlia already taking a bite. "Mmm," he hummed, blue juice dribbling into the grass. "Absence? What absence? Never saw her leave, honest."

The Ralts giggled at the display. "Thanks!"

"Hey, no problem. As long as I get one of these babies, it's all good." He took another bite and smiled. "Ah, that's the stuff. You just don't get this kinda quality from the garden too often. You gotta tell me where you found a premium Oran bush out there someday."

The Ralts winked. "It's a secret~"

"Fair enough," The guard said, shrugging. He paused, looking at the Ralts curiously. "Though, you're looking a little scratched up there; anything I need to worry about?"

The Ralts waved him off. "Ah, just had a little run in, it's fine."

"A run in? With what, a Poochyena?" He scanned the forest behind her. "It better not have followed you; wall duty might be boring but that doesn't mean I actually want to use this thing." He nodded to his spear meaningfully.

The Ralts scratched her head, laughing nervously. "Nah, it was...just a Zigzagoon. I'm fine, really."

The Guard peered at her for a moment, then grunted, leaning back against the log wall. "If you say so. Hey, drop a few of those off at the fermenters for me, will you? I bet they'd make a delicious drink."

The Ralts' face scrunched up. "Ew, no. I'd like to eat these myself, thanks!"

"Tch, how lame. Whatever. Thanks for the berry; see ya later," he said, dismissing her with a solitary wave.

"Goodbye!" she waved back, stepping through the open gate. On the other side she was treated to the familiar sight of the village proper. Wooden buildings crafted by generations of families were peppered throughout the massive trees; some alone, some stacked upon each other, and some even residing upon the boughs of the trees, connected through sturdy bridges anchored to the thick branches. Firepits lay scattered in open areas, though most lay cold.

The Ralts wandered down the hard packed road, nodding at other passing Kirlia and Ralts as she went and politely ignoring the flashes of poorly shielded emotion some of the younger Ralts sometimes let loose. She snuck a look at her leafy bag and frowned at the flash of red hidden therein. What was she supposed to do with this? How could she figure out how it worked? They had been trying to hit her with it, but just throwing it at another villager was out of the question. What to do…

She glanced to the side as singing became audible, spotting a cluster of newly hatched Ralts surrounding an older Kirlia. Oh, they were learning that old song. She listened with half an ear as she passed them by.

"—rust, rock, and rime, were punished for their crime; rust, rock, and rime, locked below for all of time~," the Kirlia sang, the hatchlings telepathically following along in offkey asynchronicity. The Ralts grinned awkwardly as she passed, hearing more than one hatchling simulcast their own thoughts or rush through individual words. In time they'd learn how to say exactly what they wanted to say, as fast as they wanted to say it, to only the person they wanted to say it to, but for now they'd still be a font of unfiltered thoughts and emotions whenever they tried to speak.

The Kirlia clapped, smiling softly. "Well done! Remember, follow my speed, and only say what I say. Feel how I am speaking, and try to match it as best you can. One more time, all together now. Here we go, three, two, one—Once on a mountain top way up high, there lived a giant with seven eyes wide—"

It was kind of a morbid song, the Ralts mused. She wondered who made it—were they describing an event, or was it just a fanciful story? She had asked once when she was younger, but the storyteller had only told her it had been passed down. She distinctly remembered the odd, pinched expression the Kirlia wore when she asked her to elaborate.

"It was from someone who left," was the only answer she received.

The smell of roasting Magikarp broke her out of her thoughts. Just ahead of her, she spotted several Ralts and a Kirlia standing very still alongside the river that ran through the village, a large fire burning merrily a short distance from the shore. Each of them held a sharp fishing spear and gazed into the waters with a tangible intensity. They could have just plucked one from the waters from afar, but it was said a Magikarp would bring great misfortune if they had time to panic before they were caught, which seemed to manifest in tasting worse.

She spotted a flash of orange before one of the Ralts slammed their spear into the depths. The waters churned for a moment before he raised the spear up in victory, a writhing Magikarp impaled upon the end. Clamoring out of the bank, the lucky Ralts merrily began preparing the fish for the fire.

The Ralts spotted several Magikarp already roasting on the firepit. They smelled so good… ah, if only she wasn't carrying so many berries. She would have to catch one for herself later. Tearing her eyes away, she walked across the river's bridge and continued on.

Just a short while later, she turned off the main path onto a side trail. Soon enough the Ralts came across a steep grassy hill with a thick layer of vines hanging over a large opening into the rock. Pushing the vines apart, the Ralts smiled as she felt the constant breeze that flowed into the hollow. Stepping forth into the entrance of the small cave system, she made her way through the short entrance tunnel and paused at the inner threshold of her home.

Resin candles were scattered across the main cavern, revealing the richly painted walls depicting verdant vegetation, scenes of villagers performing various activities, and a brilliant depiction of the sunrise along the far wall. Tables and chairs made of smoothly carved stone lined the edges, covered in varied tools and clay pots. Alcoves in the walls were stuffed with keepsakes: small figurines of objects or animals carved out of stone and wood, intricately woven fiber tapestries dyed in myriad colors, ancient spears that still gleamed in the firelight and countless other trinkets. In the center of the room was an ignited fire pit, the smoke lazily curling to a shaft carved into the ceiling long ago. A metal pot was situated on a sculpted stone platform above the fire, water coming to a boil within.

Spotting movement from the side, the Ralts made to go forward but hesitated when her eye caught the red gleam from her bag. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to carry around proof that she had been out of bounds. She'd just have to ask about it subtly. Removing the sphere, she hid it behind a few clay jars on a nearby table.

"Grandpa!" she called, "I'm back!"

As she entered the room fully, the Ralts spotted her grandfather near the left wall, partially hidden by some shelves. A Kirlia edging into his fading years, his green hair had faded into a much paler hue and wrinkles decorated his coat and face, though his eyes were as sharp as ever. He stood on top of a stool, a collection of bowls full of pigment hovering around his waist, with another in one hand and a brush in the other. Behind him was an in-progress depiction of the night sky, particularly the grand cloud of light that streaked its way across the heavens in its full, moonless glory. His face brightened when she came into view and he stepped down, leaving his tools on a table.

"Welcome back!" He greeted warmly, drawing close and hugging the Ralts. He pulled back and looked down at her, smiling. "Did you get the berries?"

The Ralts held up her haul with a grin. "The best I could find!"

Her grandfather's eyes sparkled as he inspected them. "Oh, well done! They are simply magnificent. I must say, your diligence is quite inspiring; I could spend an entire day in the gardens and not find more than a handful of this quality."

The Ralts giggled, blushing. "It's no big deal, really! But, uh, are we really making jam today?"

"Indeed," he said, bringing the berries over to a different table where numerous bowls and jars lay waiting.

The Ralts pouted. "Aw, that takes forever. Can't we just roast them?"

"Now now," her Grandfather chided, "Let's not be impatient. It is important to make preserved food even this early in the season. Poor yields could strike at any moment, after all, not to mention the winter. Besides, you love jam." He paused, frowning. Reaching out, he began examining his granddaughter closely, turning her head this way and that much to her confusion. "Did you have any trouble in the field? You look a little battered."

"Ah," the Ralts grinned nervously. "I tripped down a hill. It's nothing, really."

"You should be more careful," he admonished, "Still, I am glad you are unharmed. Now, would you like to help me crush the berries?"

"Sure!"

With a thought, her Grandfather levitated a few bowls and jars off their shelves. Sitting down, the elderly Kirlia spread the oran into a small pile.

"Now," he began, "you've been proving yourself quite adept at crushing the berries, so I would like you to try to work on your control by reducing the splatter." Levitating one of the berries, he demonstrated by forming a sphere of psychic power around the fruit, which shrank down and twisted until the fruit was naught more than mush. "Do you see how I fully enclose the fruit in a shell? Try to copy how I did it."

"Mm!" She took a berry of her own, and concentrated. A flickering shell surrounded it, and it began to shrink. Grinning, she squeezed down. The shell and berry both promptly exploded, showering the area with pulp. The Ralts shrieked in surprise, scrubbing the sticky fluid off her face.

"A bit too much force, I think," her Grandfather chuckled, setting down a small mass of berry remnants. "Ah, you've got juice all over your face. Hold still for a moment." He said, kneeling down and wiping his granddaughter's face with a cloth.

The Ralts stood there, face scrunched up as he patted the juice away. "Sorry…" she mumbled.

"Oh, it's no worry, my dear. Everyone makes mistakes, especially when they are learning." He put the cloth down and patted her on the head. "Why, I'd say that making mistakes is the foundation of learning."

"Eh?" she blinked at him. "Why? Wouldn't it be better if everyone got it right on the first try?"

"Perhaps in some respects, but never making a mistake leaves one sorely unprepared for when you or someone else does. Set yourself too rigidly to a process and you might find yourself breaking when it fails."

"It's still embarrassing," she grumbled. "You do it so effortlessly, and all I can do is make a mess."

"Then make a small mess," he said, squeezing another berry into slush. "Then a smaller mess, and an even smaller mess, and eventually there will be no mess at all. That is the secret to progress."

"Hmm." She frowned, staring at the berry pile. Sitting up, she reached out for another. She had used too much force last time; if she just held onto it tighter, then…

Well, it still exploded, but this time it only hit the table. She grinned.

Some time later, the oran berries had all vanished, transformed into an indiscriminate blue slurry. The Ralts wiped a stray globule of fruit off her hair, grimacing. While she hadn't yet perfected the art, there were fewer accidents than last time. But that didn't make them any less troublesome to clean up.

Humming and kicking the air idly, the Ralts watched her Grandfather prepare the mixture for the long boil. It wasn't very interesting, and her thoughts wandered to and fro until she remembered the little red ball hidden near the door. She bit her lip anxiously. Question after question crossed through her mind, tempered only by the looming threat of discovery. If her Grandpa found out she was out of bounds...but, there was no other way to know. If she didn't do it now, when would she? Now or never.

"Hey Grandpa?" she called, "do you know anything about humans?"

Her Grandfather looked up from the table, bafflement written across his face. "Humans?" he repeated, "Well, I suppose I do, but why the sudden interest?"

"Ah, one of the Kirlia in the garden was talking about them," she said, "They said that they, uh…went wandering around outside and saw one from a distance?"

Her grandfather's eyes widened. "Oh dear, have the protections faded that quickly? To think they've gotten so close…I'll have to talk to the other elders about this." He set down a jar, lost in thought. He blinked after a moment, turning back to his granddaughter. "Well, I suppose a quick lesson would be in order. If they are coming closer…yes, it wouldn't do for you to go wholly uninformed. Just give me a moment to put this batch in."

He fretted over the metal pot for a moment, pouring in mashed Oran and a handful of other things, then put another log on the fire and rearranging the logs for a more even burn. Task finished, he turned back to the Ralts and sat across from her, humming. "Humans…hunters, explorers, trainers…was there anything in particular you wanted to know about first?"

The Ralts blinked. "What's a trainer?" she asked. The term sounded familiar, but she couldn't place it.

The elderly Kirlia let out a short bark of laughter. "Hah, it seems you haven't been paying attention to many of your lessons, have you? Ah, to be so carefree again." He shook his head, smiling gently. "Mmm. Trainers are a specific type of human that wander the wilds searching for creatures to capture."

That seemed to match with what the boy in the forest was doing. "Why do they do that? Is it like hunting?"

Her Grandfather shook his head. "Not quite. While a hunter would prepare his catch for food and material, a trainer would keep his capture alive and take it with them. They use these small red and white spheres called pokeballs to do this. I do not know what becomes of the creatures, but most commonly they are made to fight other pokemon, either in the wild or owned by a different trainer."

"I see…" So if she hadn't dodged, she would be living with that green-haired human boy right now? Living and fighting on his behalf…a cold feeling crept over her. Gramps wouldn't have known. What would he have done if she had never come back home?

She chewed on her lip and gazed at the ceiling. The celestial artwork above flickered in the firelight. "Why…why would they do all of that?"

"It's a bit of a mystery. When I was young, I often happened to overhear a myriad of conversations humans held on the trails." He tapped his hand on the table absentmindedly. "As far as I can remember, having strong pokemon was a mark of prestige, with the strongest trainer becoming a 'Champion'."

The Ralts tilted her head. "Is that like a really important elder?"

"It might be. Who can say for certain? The title certainly seemed to be said with a sort of reverence. In any case, it is because of trainers that we must hide in our little corner of the world. Dear me, I'm parched. Would you like me to warm up some Oran juice?" At her affirmative, her Grandfather reached out, taking an ancient stone kettle off the fire pit. Two cups joined it in short order, and were soon filled with a steaming brew.

The Ralts frowned, gently blowing the heat off. "We have to hide because of the trainers?"

"Oh yes," he said, pausing to take a sip. "If they knew we were here, I imagine they would flock from the very ends of the world to capture us. Our psychic potential would be far too great a temptation to ignore. And so we hide."

"Oh…" She frowned into her cup. That was…she couldn't imagine spending the rest of her life like that; subordinate to a random human and made to fight at their call. "From the ends of the earth?" she muttered, "Like, beyond the ocean and the forest?"

"Mmm. There are humans across the entire region, and even further beyond. I'd imagine the trainers would travel to all sorts of places to challenge one another. It hardly concerns us, though."

Oh wow. She'd hardly traveled past the trails; she'd only spent time around the village. Was the world truly that big?

"...What are they like?"

Her grandfather blinked. "Excuse me?"

"What are the humans like? Do they have a village like us? What do they eat?" she asked, staring intensely.

"Er," her grandfather said, looking surprised. "Please, little one, slow down a bit. I can't say I rightly know the answers to those questions. I've only been able to overhear a few conversations, and none that detailed." He took another sip of his drink. "They do have a settlement like ours; multiple, in fact. Much larger and called 'cities'. As far as I am aware, there are two to the northeast and one large one to the northwest. But does it truly matter what they are like? We cannot interact with them, or we will be discovered and captured."

The Ralts stared at him, aghast. How could he not even be a little curious? These humans who defined so much of what they could or couldn't do…shouldn't they know more about them?

She wanted to know. She wanted to see. The mysterious places beyond the ocean and the forest… What were they like? If her grandfather didn't know, then who else could she possibly ask?

"Mmm," her grandfather grunted, shaking her out of her thoughts. "I ought to gather the elders for a meeting. I think our brief lesson is over, for now. Is that alright?"

"Ah! Yes, I was just getting hungry anyway." the Ralts said, hopping off her chair.

"Very well. Ah drat, I forgot about the jam. I'll need to finish the batch or I'll waste perfectly good oran." Her Grandfather looked back at her. "Dinner might be a bit dull this evening. Will you be okay with garden berries?"

The Ralts shook her head. "I can just get a magikarp from the river."

He nodded, turning to the boiling pot. "Fair enough. Be back before dark!"

She would try, she promised. She glanced at where she hid the pokeball on her way out. It was safe enough, she decided. She stepped outside, blocking the noon day sun's rays with a hand. The village laid in a familiar sprawl before her.

Familiar, but now it seemed…small.

Striding past the river, the firepit, and the singing hatchlings, the Ralts strode through the gate, fire blazing in her heart. The guard blinked at her, his brow furrowing. "What, are you going out again? That's unusual."

"It's important," she said, walking past him. "I might be out for a bit longer than normal."

The guard squinted at her. "...Well, okay then. But I better get extra for this! If you're in trouble, you know where the patrols are, right?"

She nodded, passing him by without a second glance. "I'll be fine."

She departed the village, heading ever deeper into the woods. Questions and longing coiled together in her gut, a burning curiosity taking root in her soul. If her grandpa couldn't answer her questions, she would just have to find the answers herself.

There was a human city to the northwest. Maybe there she could find the answers she sought.


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Hyphen 3 - Adventure
Hyphen 3

Adventure


The Ralts peered up at the sky, shielding her eyes as she did so. The sun hadn't moved very far across the sky and yet she had already left the familiar portions of her home behind. The trees had started to thin out little by little, and the sounds of wildlife were becoming less and less common. She hadn't even heard any Zigzagoon packs, and they were as common as the grass. It was, she decided as she brushed past yet another shrub, slightly unnerving.

Not for the first time, she wondered if this had been a bad idea. Heading directly into a human city where she could be found and captured at any moment…one wrong step, one bad move, and it would all be over. It went against everything she had ever been taught, yet among the anxiety and fear, excitement welled up from deep within, a font of curiosity and wanderlust in equal measure. It was with these feelings that she forged onwards, determined to seek out answers for herself.

Still, all the excitement in the world didn't help with her nerves. What would a human city even look like? A vision of giant log houses came to mind, each with their own garden so you didn't have to go far to get a snack; an enormous bonfire would light every corner and at least five massive rivers would be trailing around, all wide and shallow yet packed with fish. She crested the hill she had been climbing, daydreams still floating through her mind, when a glint of light from ahead blinded her. Yelping, she rubbed her eyes to get the spots out and squinted at the irritant. She blinked once, twice, and her jaw dropped.

Sprawled in front of her was a landscape full of structures unlike anything she had ever seen. Most were taller than the trees and colored not unlike river pebbles: a collection of muted grays, blues, tans, and reds with brightly colored slanted tops. Spaced regularly along the surfaces of many of them, she saw... mirrors? The light of the sun glinted off of them and into her eyes. Ralts blinked. The only mirror she had ever encountered was a small, cracked thing owned by a trail-scavenging Kirlia. It had been strange, akin to looking into a collection of water-filled cups from above.

And then she looked closer and saw that the swarms of far-off figures among the buildings were humans. Many, many humans. Overcome with a sudden bout of paranoia, the Ralts squeaked and dropped to the ground, peeking above the grass after a moment. Not spotting any alerted bands of hunters or trainers bearing down at her, she felt rather embarrassed. She peered at the little dots of life visible around the buildings. The number of people and the size of the city was amazing. The concentration of beings around the structures outnumbered her home fivefold, yet there was so much space it felt a little empty. They moved to and fro, heading about their day with nary a bumped elbow.

A hint of movement caught her eye. To her left, she could see a large amount of humans scattered around the forest edge. What were they…? In the distance, she saw a tree fall to the ground, cut from its roots at the base and leaving a stump behind. Many such stumps were littering the field behind them. They were cutting down the forest? Why?

Across from the field of felled trees she could spot an increasing number of squat structures, some of which seemed to be unfinished. The Ralts felt uneasy at the sight. Was the city… growing?

Well, she wouldn't get answers by sitting here and gawking. To her right she spotted a patchwork line of large bushes and trees that led down, with only a few open spaces between. Backtracking a little, she circled around and made it to the line with no trouble, darting down the hill in the foliage's shadow.

Her cover passed near a small, isolated building on the far outskirts. That seemed like a promising first investigation destination. The walls were very tall with a mirror inset into it above a few stacked boxes. There was no movement, but muffled noises emanated from inside. Spotting nothing immediately alarming, the Ralts moved forwards. Climbing on the crates, she looked into the mirror only to find it wasn't a mirror at all, but a window.

It was transparent, giving her a perfect view inside the building, which she quickly re-identified as a house. There were so many things inside it was hard to take in: amazingly crafted furniture, wooden floors, figurines of creatures she had never seen, a miniature star on the ceiling surrounded by rotating boards, plants in pots, a human that was looking right at her—

She dropped down, almost bashing the window sill in her haste; her heart hammering in her chest as the seconds passed. When nothing seemed to happen, she hesitantly peeked over the edge, ducking back down when she spotted the human still looking at her. She bit her lip. Surely they should have spotted her by now? Taking a risk, she poked her head above the edge a third time.

The human was still there, but they didn't seem to notice her. They seemed to be animatedly talking into the otherwise empty room, unbothered by the lack of audience. She held a hand above her head to block out the glare of sun from the glass. She blinked, confused. On closer inspection, the human appeared to be exceptionally tiny, and standing in some sort of box. Who was she talking to? What was going on here?

In a flash, the human disappeared, only to be replaced with a closeup of her upper body. Various images in the shape of clouds and the sun appeared behind her, the human waving at them animatedly. She stared at this unexpected display, struggling to understand what was happening. What was this? She gazed at the rest of the room, desperate for some context. On the walls were various still images of a few people, all in odd poses and smiling. She frowned at them, comparing it to the weird box. Was it a moving picture? A moving, talking picture at that, though it was a bit hard to hear through the glass.

The Ralts stared at it in awe. Humans had made this? How did they make a picture move and talk like that? It wasn't anything like telepathy, and she didn't sense any psychic energy, so it wasn't an illusion. Who was it even playing for? There didn't seem to be anyone receiving the message around. The moving image changed again, showing a different set of humans. Well if nobody was around to hear it, she might as well listen in. Pressing an ear to the window, she concentrated on the voice within.

"...Mossdeep's Space Center has reaffirmed their plans to launch their first manned mission to the moon in the coming weeks." A woman with blue hair stated as an image of a tall yellow-green building came into focus behind her, with a large white construct looming in the background. Mossdeep space center? What was that? The Ralts watched the screen, fascinated. "Using data gathered from the Porygon-M rovers, these brave astronauts and scientists will land on the moon to facilitate the first ever lunar research base. The center has announced that with their new spacefaring technology and cooperation with several species of pokemon that construction should only take a few months. An exciting time for all of us."

She nearly fell off the crate. Land on the moon!? Did she hear that right?

"Indeed." The screen had switched to focus on the black haired man. "I wish them the best of luck. In other news, the Gym Leader of Lavaridge Town, Jeffrey Moore, has retired from his position—"

Suddenly, a high-pitched screech filled the air and the Ralts jerked back from the glass, scrambling for cover. She hid below the edge for some time, listening to a succession of very faint sounds and footsteps followed by some nondescript clattering, a squeaky groan, and a sigh. Risking a peek, she saw that an actual human had sat on the cushioned seat directly below her. He appeared to be fairly old, brown haired and light of skin, dressed in a baggy garment, and emanated hunger, anticipation, relief, and a fading exhaustion. A bowl of what appeared to be steaming worm-like strands covered in some type of meaty sauce lay on the table, next to some type of small rectangular device covered in bright protrusions. The human picked the device up and pressed down on the protrusions, and then the noise from the animated box became so quiet that she struggled to hear anything at all.

The Ralts watched as the human picked up some tined metal, twirling the strands around the implement. Was that how humans ate? Wouldn't it be easier to just lift them up and—oh, right, they weren't Psychic. Wouldn't his hands work? Ah, but the meal had been hot enough to steam, and that sauce looked rather messy. Maybe he could've just made a psychic bubble and—er. Hm. Wow, living without telekinesis kinda sucked.

The human frowned suddenly, looking left and right before turning around fully. The Ralts recoiled, dropping back onto the crates, and descending even further at the distant sound of footsteps. Darting around a box, she hid with her back to the cardboard and held still.

She heard the glass panel creak as it opened for a moment, then she heard the human's voice. "Tch, damn pests. Gotta get rid of—" the words cut off as the window closed. The Ralts sighed in relief. That had been too close; the human was starting to get suspicious, she'd have to move on before something bad happened.

Circling around front, she noted a flowerbed and a strange wheeled contraption chained to a fence. More importantly, a road that looked to lead directly into the city. She glanced at the sun once more, finding that it was still just barely past its apex. She had plenty of time left to explore the city before she had to head back. Few questions had been answered, many more had arisen. What were those strange terms that woman had spoken of, like 'Gym Leader'? What was that animated box, and how did it work? What kind of weird food was that, and what did it taste like?

But the most important discovery was that announcement on the picture box. Were they really going to…?

The Ralts glanced at the distant horizon where a faint white crescent peeked out from the rim of the world, thoughts of wondrous flight darting across her mind. Shaking her head, she turned back to the human city and started to walk once more.


Revised to Even Higher standards in 6/22
 
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Hyphen 4 - Encounter
Hyphen 4

Encounter


The scale of the city had been large even from a distance, but up close it was mind-boggling. There had been nobody on the path to the house on the outskirts, but that had rapidly changed the further she went in. The buildings looked imposing and strange this close up, and some had darkened windows that she couldn't see through, though she avoided them when possible as a precaution. People had become increasingly common as she traveled further in, necessitating more subtle movements and a tightening of her senses to avoid getting overwhelmed with unshielded emotional broadcasting. For not being Psychic, humans sure had a lot of mental activity!

The Ralts waited patiently, hidden in a shrub at a narrow intersection, houses behind and the city ahead. There were a few too many humans walking through to move safely. Absent-mindedly, she reached out and touched a curl of black material that circled the line of bushes she was in. Smooth, shiny, and bendy too. Was this plastic? She had only seen it made into bottles. Why was it in the dirt around a plant? She glanced behind her and observed a row of flowers at the foot of a house. She had never seen a purple flower before. Maybe the plastic helped plants grow, somehow? Wait, no, there wasn't any grass here or there, just chips of wood. Oh! It was to stop other plants from growing in between the bushes and choking out the flowers.

The Ralts smiled to herself at a mystery well solved. A few moments passed before there was a significant opportunity to remain unseen and she dashed straight into the alleyway opposite, now in the more obviously 'city' parts of the city. The alleyway stood in stark contrast to the streets behind her. Where before there had been small paths of dirt and grass, there was now a layer of hard dark stone covering the ground. The buildings to either side had no windows into the alley, but a couple doors were inset into the walls here and there. A few large green containers lined one side of the hall, and dust, stones, and bits of paper were scattered in nearly every nook and cranny.

Giving the doors a healthy distance, she moved closer to the green bins. Strange, blocky markings were emblazoned on the front of them both. She climbed up on a handle and cracked open the lid. The Ralts gagged as an acrid fume hit her face, and she reeled back for a moment, before steeling herself and peering inside, eyes watering. The source of the smell was revealed to be a deep pit of trash. Greasy plates, used tissues and napkins, torn wrappers, a cracked glass pane, and giant piles of moldy food in bags.

Gross. Was this what humans used as a refuse pit? The Ralts spotted a mushroom and grimaced. It wasn't even a tasty one! Disgusting. There must have been a food preparation area behind some of the doors. Closing the lid, she looked up into the sky. The sun had moved across the sky much faster than she had expected, and midday had come and gone not long ago. As if to remind her, her stomach began to growl. She blinked and patted herself for the grass-woven pouch full of berries she had most assuredly remembered to bring along, because heading this far away from home alone without any food at all was just plain silly and—

The completely berryless Ralts let out a small whine, lightly thumping her horn on the metal bin. "Stupid, stupid, stupid," she muttered to herself, each utterance followed by another hollow thunk that reverbrated into her skull. The sound echoed through the alley, hammering in the idiocy in more ways than one.

"Hey, did you guys hear that?" A faint voice said from the side alley further ahead. If the Ralts wasn't already pure white, she would have paled considerably. That wasn't good. She looked behind her, only to see an empty alley far too large to cross. Her eyes darted toward the source of the voice, seeing naught but the same. Swallowing thickly, she looked down at the metal bin.

"I'm gonna go check it out! Come on, it might be a Zigzagoon!" another voice proclaimed.

"Oh, I always wanted one of those! Maybe we can grab it?" exclaimed a third, higher pitched voice.

For a moment, the Ralts considered just letting herself be discovered. Then she took a deep breath, opened the dumpster as quietly as she could, and slipped inside, landing on the refuse below. The smell washed over her at once, a horrible rancid wave that made her eyes water and throat clench in pure revulsion. Reflexively, she pulled her hands over her mouth to choke down the sudden rise of bile.

Unfortunately, she had still been holding the lid aloft when she did so. It came crashing down, the painfully amplified sound echoing inside the filthy container. Three pairs of footsteps came running into the alley and stopped right outside. Attempting to ignore the smell—and failing miserably—the Ralts listened to the humans outside carefully.

"It must've been scavenging in the dumpster!" said a human boy.

"Is it still there?" another human boy asked, his voice much deeper than the first.

"Well, I don't see it in the alley, so it has to be!" proclaimed the third voice, a human girl. "You guys better not have scared it off."

Ralts hesitated for a split second before fully burrowing into the trash below her, leaving herself a small gap to see through and hopefully obscuring her from view. A crack of light appeared as one of the humans attempted to open the dumpster, but it didn't open very far. From the sounds outside and the way the lid bobbed, the Ralts guessed that the human was too short to properly open it and was jumping to compensate.

The first boy gave a grunt of disappointment. "I can't see inside, it's too dark. Barry, get over here and hold my cone, I need to climb on your back!"

"Uh, are you sure that's a good idea?" Barry asked.

"Come on, I want to see the Zigzagoon!" said the girl.

The Ralts heard a sigh, then a small shuffle.

"You ready?" Barry asked.

"Yeah, lift me up!"

A grunt, and then a small noise as the first boy steadied himself against the dumpster. "Alright, opening on three. One, two, three!"

Light suddenly flooded the interior of the dumpster, and the Ralts heard a cry of triumph followed rapidly by one of distress. The lid came crashing back down, the impact making her clutch at her ears in pain.

"Ow..." the boy outside moaned. "That... didn't go so well..."

"You think!?" Barry exclaimed. "You threw both of us backward! I told you it wouldn't work!"

"Hey, if you had just moved with me, I could've gotten it easy—hey!" the boy exclaimed, "You dropped my ice cream!"

The Ralts blinked. Ice...cream? You could cream ice? Wasn't that just water?

"Yeah, well someone knocked me over, and I didn't want to fall on my head!" Barry countered, aggravated.

"Guys, calm down!" the girl interjected. "We can get you another one later. Are you okay? Did you see the Zigzagoon?"

"Eh? Oh, yeah, I'm fine." the unnamed boy said. "Maybe a scrape. I didn't see anything in there, though. Just trash."

"Come to think of it," Barry said, "all the noise should be making it run around in there, but I don't hear anything."

"Aw. It must've gone down the alley before we got here," said the girl. There was a sharp ping as a pebble hit the dumpster. "Hmfh. Oh well. Let's get going. Oh! I just remembered, apparently Wally got a Poochyena from the gym leader earlier."

"Wheezy Wally got a Poochyena? Oh, I've gotta see this!"

Ralts heard footsteps, marking the humans' departure. She poked her head above the rubbish, gagging. How long had all this been in here? Grimacing, she wiped the worst of the clinging sludge off her coat, before freezing as the lid opened again.

"They gotta stop leaving trash laying around; what are we, Pokemon?" Barry muttered, tossing something extremely cold right on her horn. "Guys!" he called out, dropping the lid again. "Wait up, I wanna see it too!"

The Ralts stood very still, a wet chill dripping down her head as the footsteps faded away. With a grimace, she reached up and opened the lid of the dumpster, climbing back out onto the handle, and then the ground below. The cold thing had stuck fast, refusing to fall off in the descent. Reaching above, she grabbed onto something stiff that crushed when she gripped too hard. Pulling the object loose, she stared at it. It was a thin yellow cone covered in a grid-like pattern, hollow but for a malformed and runny lump of blue...stuff.

"Is this ice cream?" she wondered aloud. The viscous substance, still soaking into her hair, dripped steadily onto her face. Grimacing, she concentrated and slowly ran a psychic hand through her locks, forcing the majority of the liquid to fall to the ground.

The Ralts felt at her hair, feeling the unpleasantly sticky residue left behind. "I'm going to have to take a rinse later," she grumbled.

She eyed the cone thoughtfully. It was some manner of human food, but they had just tossed it away because it fell on the ground? What a waste. She had eaten Magikarp that had fallen in mud just fine; it just needed a quick rinse to be good as new! Her stomach growled again. Hesitating, she looked around the alley as if the children would pop out from behind the dumpster in revenge, or her grandpa would fall out of the sky and scold her for even thinking of such an idea.

She sniffed it.

It smelled of winter, a cool breeze through an overcast, lightly snowing sky. The shade of the trees at dusk.

A taste.

It was creamy, sweet, and soft. It flowed like a liquid but retained shape. It tasted like the early frost, a chilled berry crushed and spread even with flakes, walking through the monochrome forest at the brink of dawn.

"Haaa..." she gasped, shivering as the chill bit at her throat. She blinked, and stared down at the marvelous treat in her hands. She took another bite, then two and three—

A sharp spike of pain washed through her head. She winced, holding her head with her free hand as it died down. Right. Lesson learned: Don't eat cold things too fast.

She looked at the cone, and wondered. If they could possibly throw away something like this, treat it like common trash when it only picked up a bit of dust, what else did they have that made this so unremarkable?

Ice-cream in hand, she crept toward the alley's mouth. Paths and plans whirred in her thoughts as she searched for a way ever deeper into the heart of the city, and below everything a core of burning curiosity continued to shine ever brighter.

She took another lick. It tasted like clouds.


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Crosspost from SB.

Hm, alright, here we go. My first official writing project is now out of the discussion thread and in a main hub. I seem to have a habit of making these on a monthly basis, sorta.

Let me tell you, I am nervous as all hell. Literally feeling my stomach drop out on me.

Anyway, constructive criticism, expressions of enjoyment, extensive college grade rants about what I'm doing wrong, all that jazz is appreciated. Is it the prose? I bet it's the prose.

(I listened to this while writing about ice cream.)
 
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No spelling or grammar errors, good flow, I'd like to see where your're headed with this. Keep going, Its pretty good
 
Glad to see this get its own thread. I noticed spelling errors here
Route 102 was abuzz as the varuious critters
and here
Gym Leader Jeffry Moore
and a formatting error here
"Hey, if you had just moved with me, I could've gotten it easy- Hey! You dropped my ice cream!" The boy replied, angry. 'Ice cream?' Ralts wondered.

Otherwise, I like it as always.
 
In the games, Wally's Ralts is programmed to be male.

Unfortunately for him, this is a story, this Ralts is female, and she happened to have better dodging skills.
 
Describe what 'going Watership Down' means, if you would. I know that it's some form of rabbit cartoon, apparently pretty violent?
 
Describe what 'going Watership Down' means, if you would. I know that it's some form of rabbit cartoon, apparently pretty violent?

This^ The Movie.


More seriously, a bunch of rabbits leave their home when one of them has a vision that it's going to be destroyed (it is). Then there's a series of misfortunes and near/actual death until they reach a new place to live. Watership Down.

There aren't any females so they go over to another (overpopulated) place which later turns out to be a police-state run by that fucker up there.

Shit happens, he tries to take over Watership Down, gets eaten by a dog.

Also at the end of the movie (a few years later) the leader dies (possibly form the cold).



What I'm saying is, don't go too grim on us here.
 
Yeesh, no. I can definitely say that there won't be any grim derp. It's a world where you can totally get in a fight with an animated double scoop ice cream cone, realism has left the building.

Except when the story or situation requires it. Not grim derp level, though, just serious.
 
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Speaking of animated ice creams, will this RSE be gen 3 or 6? In other words, will Sinnoh forwards be included in the story?
 
On one Watsonian hand, I believe that Gen 3 and the remakes takes place a little bit after Gen 1. In other words, even Johto will not happen for two, three years.

On the other, Doyalist hand RSE is the only mainline* Pokemon game I ever truly played and fell in love with, and I have no idea what is even in any of the later ones because we could never afford the consoles and the genre isn't that appealing to me now.

So, this story is Gen 3, will start in Hoenn, and it will end in Hoenn. As amusing as a meeting with N would be, it will not happen because I really have no idea who N is and he's probably eight or something. In fact, most RSE characters will effectively be OC's**, because, you know, more personality than just five or so lines of dialogue***.

Another good reason is story bloat. One region is perfectly large enough to tell a story in. If I went through just all of the games, what a slog that would be. What an enormous amount of extra research. There's just no good cause for it. That's not to say that some elements of later games won't be used (Certain pokemon, certain items, other things if I need them.), but overall what happens in Hoenn stays in Hoenn.

* I did play Colosseum a lot.

**Perhaps I could coin the phrase 'Expanded characters'?

*** I'm not using the cartoon. May here will not be the May you know.
 
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Sorry, let me rephrase. I didn't mean to ask if the later gen's story and characters will be included or not, in fact in fics with Pokemon as protagonist like these I prefer OCs, or maybe OCs with canon character names. What I want to ask is will some of the Pokemon and the mechanics of the later gen be included? After all, ORAS (Gen 6 version of RSE, complete with Hoenn-exclusive(?) Mega stones) will be released this year, and you did mention Vanillish, so...
 
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Oh.

Uh, well, the cosmology will remain consistent, so things like Arceus and Giratina and other legendaries exist, but for general pokemon someone would encounter on the road I'm not using any introduced past gen 3 because to be frank I don't really know them and the wiki only has route info from the originals. ORAS may be released soon, but I had this idea long before it was announced and unless Nintendo decides to release it onto the PC I'd have no way to play it anyway. Remember, I haven't played Pokemon since Ruby, which was also my first. I just really don't care about the new ones, and it'd be a pain to try to figure out what goes where.

I also wouldn't really play it, because even though I like pokemon in general, the game felt... monotonous when I tried an emulated emerald. We grow out of some likes and move onto others, but the nostalgia remains.

(I mentioned Vanilluxe because someone on SB made a joke about Ralts being too 'early' to capture that pokemon.)

As far as 'mechanics' go, they don't really exist, I guess? What do you mean by mechanics? The abstract concept of 'HP'? Double battles? it's a broad term, I don't know exactly what you are referring to.
 
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Are there other Ralts-line in the world? Yes.

Are there other Ralts-line in Hoenn who aren't part of the colony? Single digits, none wild.

Are there other Ralts-line 'colonies' other than the one shown? No.

Hm, sometimes I wish I pasted over some of those authors notes on the rec thread from SB.

Me a few months ago said:
I'm operating under the assumption that Ralts's are, since they're only found in one spot at a very low chance, (During the only gen that matters here, Gen 3) an obscure and rare pokemon. I haven't actually played the games through all the way in ages, so I'm unsure if you face any of their line in trainer battles (Besides Wally). There's one or two in the psychic gym, I believe.
 
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What about other pokemon colonies, for non-Ralts line mons? Are humanity aware some pokemon have their own societies in this AU? Will the Ralts-girl meet the MC and Wally again? What would happen if she got "caught" in the pokeball she found? I personally suspect it'd act as a power boost, allowing an easier time manipulating her psychic powers, or having them grow faster.
How do the ralts tribe know so much on people? How does the ralts girl know so many human words for our stuff? Will she get a name beyond "ralts girl"?
 
Well let me just paste in the whole plot for you.

Gimme some time man, it's a story. One that I'm horribly slow at writing for, but you don't just skip to the end. I mean, I know I'm probably a lot more chatty than others but I'm not going to tell you what page Dumbledoor dies while we're still on book one.
 
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