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Hugh's Perfectly Abnormal Mafia Game Where Everything Weird Happens Oh God (And We Promise It's Not Mountainous This Time)

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Investigated IH, turns out their role is SV User Revealer. Weird. On the other hand, I'm glad to finally have gotten a use out of my night action.

[X] Vote ComiTurtle
[X] Hammer
 
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You don't even let me run two more memes? SHAME!

And mention that Cyric could legit be SK since day 2 is when noodles showed up and a role alignment changed and then day 3 birds showed up... but I'm hammered and games maybe over I guess...

Kinda rude. Legitimately.
 
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    • "...I will admit, Wright, the spontaneous card game interlude was enjoyable," says Edgeworth, putting away his duel disk, "But can we please, once again, get back to the case?"

    "Ah, eheh, right..." you reply sheepishly.

    @ComiTurtle has once again revealed as Phoenix Wright!

    Penalty Count: [!!!!!]

    And with that out of the way...
     
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    Day 7 End - An Abnormal Victory!
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    • At the end of the final day, it is once again unanimous. So unanimous, in fact, that town elects not to beat around the bush waiting the full day's length to make the sun go down, and just out the last target immediately.

    @ComiTurtle has been voted out! They were a Perfectly Abnormal Mafioso, a member of the Perfectly Abnormal Mafia!

    With that, the last memeber of the scum team has been eliminated! The Perfectly Abnormal Town has achieved perfectly abnormal victory!

    But the game isn't quite done just yet! Wright's role in the game isn't over, so the game is not considered fully concluded until such a time that he either finds the correct culprit or uses all of his ability charges. However, there's no cooldown period on using them, so things should go fairly rapidly once their player has the time to do so...
     
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    Response to Fourth Accusation
  • Apocrypha
    • Edgeworth's head is in his hands again. "That is a bear, Wright..."

    "A murderous bear," you respond, pointing your finger at him! "As I have demonstrated here, they - "

    "The court has no record of any 'Sir Salmon,' Mister Wright!" the judge interrupts you again. "And besides, how could that person possibly be the killer? They haven't killed anyone in this game!"

    "I mean, there was that Jester kill - "

    "That was a clear case of mans-laughter! Last warning, Wright - for real this time!"

    Uh oh. For real this time? This may be your last chance...!

    (It was! For real this time!)

    Penalty Count: [!!!!!]
     
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    • First Accusation
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    • ComiTurtle said:

    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDMwDT6BhhE

    "Objection!!"

    "The gathering believe that Walker is a criminal, a killer, an assassin of the King of England, this I will in short order outline as a fabrication and flasehood. The one known as Walker is impeccably dressed and an admittant people watcher, the opposition has painted them as greedy and resentful of royalty a staunch supporter of democracy and an anti-monarchist figure, and perhaps even a card carrying communist!"

    "Wait aren't you the opposition, and a communist?"

    "ORDER! Order in the court! Mr. Wright you are trying my patience get to the point or I will have to find you in contempt of court."

    "Of course your honor, we will move on to the facts of the case itself. The murder weapon a rubber chicken (with a brick hidden within), was used to pummel the King of England to death. The opposition has assured you all that the weapon was chosen to humiliate the King, and being a rubber chicken bypass security, Walker a layman with a grudge against monarchy wanted to insult the very establishment that is the British Crown! "

    "... But... who are you tryin-?"

    "Order!"

    "This is only half correct, the choice of a rubber chicken was chosen to create a momentously historic death, one that could perhaps surpass while paying homage to the previously hilarious death of King Edmund Ironside! Upon careful inspection residue on the murder weapon shows signs of sewage and waste water, the camera's show Walker entering and leaving through the front gate each and every day from May 3rd through today the 31st, but clearly the murder weapon was brought in through the sewage system. One would also notice that multiple items were taken from the late King of England, the British Crown Jewels, and the Scepter of Kingly Succession, items thought destroyed by Walker in an act against the symbols of the Crown! When in fact I," opens up comically large suit case, "Have both right here, equally tarnished by contact with the Sewage system!"

    *Many Audible Gasps, One Bird Caw of SHINY, and the Sound of Noodles being Slurped.*

    "Walker is innocent because it is I Pheonix Wright who slew the King of England known temporarily as -Rosen! I followed in the viking tradition of going into the privy but instead of using real weapons such as spears and knives, I brought a rubber chicken, WITH A BRICK IN IT, and rose from the poop-deck like a terminator before knocking the King senseless taking his lunch money, and noodle coupon, and taking the British Crown Jewels and the Scepter of Kingly Succession to frame an Antimonarchist for my actions. However, as this trial has gone on, I've learned something about myself, I want the recognition, I want the name in the history books, I want to be known and remembered as the one that finally cock-a-doodle-did it! Because no one else could or was brave enough to try!"
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    • Second Accusation
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    • ComiTurtle said:
    "Objection!!"

    "I've been a fool, my guilty conscious, and need for admiration and success blinded me, this isn't a case of the unique and cool history book worthy death of -Rosen (King of England), this is the case about THE KILLER, that horrid no good very bad scoundrel that got us all into this mess, so let me tell you about Draxy."

    "Draxy has a history of behavior, ones we know straight from the horse's mouth. The first great title they gave themselves was that of Medium one that could converse with the dead tell futures, a profession rife with cons and charlatans, but even if we do take their claims as truth in this great court of law we notice something immediately an interest in death, to surround themselves with death, to be unperturbed by violence and violently desiccated corpses."

    "Then we move on to their next identity, that of a Mayor, a position of privilage and power, this town and court have had many a mayor in its time, but was it true of them all is a belief in being better than others, to have control to manipulate and connive which we full well know they are prone to do a member of the Perfectly Abnormal Mafia."

    "But now is when we get into the true smoking gun, their smoking gun! When they revealed themselves as a gun toting daytime vigilante we should've seen it coming, already convicted for their admitted slaying of NinetyNineLies we find Draxy being a fan of guns and their use even outside the regularly scheduled murdering time of night, being so enthralled by it as to act upon their NEED TO KILL DURING THE DAY!"

    "This quickly is further reinforced by them claiming to be a Veteran, to take up the mantle to excuse their actions with claims of self-defense is quite... conniving. I'm sure if they had been given further time they would've set their home to become a death trap for any law-enforcement or friendly noodle salesmen heading their way."

    "Jury these are the incontrovertible facts, Draxy is friendly and intimate with death, cold and detached thinking they are better than others thinking their vote has greater weight than yours, and is armed, dangerous and clearly knows how to utilize various weaponry from their time in the military. They are a dangerous killer and I ask of you, you understand this is the truth, Draxy is THE KILLER all signs point in their direction!"
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    • Third Accusation
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    • ComiTurtle said:
    Objection!

    I've been a fool the clues were here all along, mountains, zombies, noodles, birds, and Stefany!

    The Killer here is Hugh Donnetono!

    When we first found ourselves here this land was flat, and we were peaceful there was no violence there was no death it was all simply put, perfectly normal. The founder of the village was Hugh Donnetono and they promised us all a safe place to live, a fun exciting time, but their first community fell to normalcy and complaints occurred. Few found the original town anything more than dull with its normalcy, and the founder Hugh was raked over the coals for not quite entertaining the masses as much as was promised.

    And that prologue leads us to today. This is that same town, now taking that mountainous title, in stride by destroying the peaceful village that remained and constructing a mountain in its place! But where did Hugh get the funding for such an endeavor to construct a mountain? Simple a loan with powerful demons known by the names of Shalmoa and Terrabrand. These ne'erdo-wells supported Hugh for prices I will soon describe but we must move on to the peoples of the first town, who HUGH SLEW to create this mountain!

    The survivors of the first town Shadell and Zaealix, were covered in a mountain full of stone, and dirt to create this mountain crushed under Hugh's expectations. This was one of the first prices as they were raised into zombies who still haunt this land, but if Hugh had respect for what was they would still be fully alive and not undead!

    Next we move on the Noodles, these darn noodles, this darn sponsorship deal from Shalmoa! This was the price NOODLES EVERYWHERE! This whole town is infected by noodles, one forced into the Noodle buisness so that Hugh can keep this money and magical powers, forced to hawk noodles until the world shall end, and while they may be delicious what does it mean for our souls? And the souls of our children that noodles are all we may eat any more?

    And the noodles brought the birds Terrabrand's requirement! Birds are a cruel and unusual totem a blight that infused itself into one turning them to its dark purposes! Haunting a cawing and ruining all of our sleep. A mass of feathers, talons, and demonic energy that now haunts each of our dreams and everything else...

    But who we're really here for is Stefany, who was unjustly killed by Hugh in their war against English grammar and spelling. They performed it due to their fights at school, a truely heighnous murder involving punctuation and a sunset.

    Each day we see Hugh flaunt this murder with more bravado, and frankly we must put a stop to it.
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    • Fourth Accusation
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    • ComiTurtle said:
    Objection!

    Your Honor, as I comb through documents something comes to my attention, the secret base of the Perfectly Abnormal Mafia is a castle, a rare type of estate common in the old country, castles are owned by nobles you see, with writ and letter scrawled across them as they pass through hands, and yet I find it strange that until recently I've failed to find the deed that shows our rightful ownership of this great estate.

    Before I assumed it was simply in Nanimani's name, as both leader, being a double mayor, King Louis XVI, a neighborizer, a friendly Cult Leader, and Jester. And as King Louis XVI it would make perfect sense to own a castle... except we're not in FRANCE! Sir, this is a Wendy's, within the United Hughland Donotono Mountainous Prefecture 52, or the UHDMPFIFTYTWO for short. No something more nefarious was at work here, a great murder was performed to obtain our fine base, and these fast food fries and burgers.

    Nanimani first appeared as a bear, before we saw them arise in their first mayoral suit, what are bears known for honey and hunting... the pieces are all beginning to stick together just like the fur of a honey laden bear, whose habits and fur hid the blood of their victim and made it appear as a freak yet common bear attack...

    Nanimani, is the slayer of Sir Salmon first knight of the UHDMPFIFTYTWO, the previous owner of our fine castle and what evidence beyond hearsay do I have its simple, their trash their discarded noodle cups are festoon with copious splatterings of silvery salmon scales simply shingling such scrumptious soupy snake shaped sweetlings so savagely to savor their salted soiree some sixty sundays since the slaughter!
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    • ComiTurtle said:

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    "Objection!!"

    "BIRDS! Its the birds, that horrid individual Alfred Hitchcock warned us long ago about this evil. I call to the stand as a witness Cyricubed!"

    A cubical bird cage in a trenchcoat is wheeled into the courtroom and placed in to the witness stand, a great many crows caw and screech from within the malevolent mass.

    "Permission to treat the witness as hostile, your honor?"

    "Granted, but make this quick Mr. Wright your wild theories have already wasted so much time and I don't know why you've brought yet more animals into this case."

    "Cyricubed is a bird, a master of birds, a flock... no a MURDER of Birds, their skill historically has been to fly, find shiny things, make noise, and kill pecking flesh straight off of bone. So how could they be THE KILLER? That vile individual that we stay up late in the night thinking about, when only one murder within this town even seems consistent with that act and that one was Zaealix who is only a single victim of this flock of felons, one they have openly admitted to in public forum before and as such I will leave such there. One would be correct in noticing that isn't consistent with the gun and bullets utilized by the killer in the horrid slaying of both Nictis and Nanimani, the N slayer some have dubbed this being."

    "Let us begin with the murder weapon, the same used between both murders, a simple GUN not a sniper rifle or shotgun but a Gun. Something lowkey, something light, something one could obtain easily especially with a Corvid's knack for stealing shiny things, a shiny gun for a vile Murder's nest. The first killed by the killer was Nictis shot from "The highest point on the mountain!" and that is the trick here, who here BESIDES a bird could reach the literal pinacle without notice, but how could they be so accurate with a gun and not a sniper rifle? Again BIRDS! The eye of an Avian creature is on average far superior to that of a human, it was simply an act of pure marksmanship that Cyricubed the Birds, the KILLER was able to accomplish this first slaying."

    "Then we move on the second slaying that of Nanimani, who once again this marksman was able to get a clean shot within their target even within a gang of brutish behavior finding their target, who better than an entity that is myriad to be able to find an opening to attack within a crowd, no it was simple it was Cyricubed, hiding their avian murders be adapting the modern times with A GUN!"

    "What say you you bird brained brutalizer?"

    "CAW!"

    "Wait... did we get in just real ravens in a box? Cyric has indicated real human speech? Have we just been talking to a box of real normal birds this whole time... oh no this is inhumane... and their they go pooping... sorry your Honor... I... well at least we know who flew the coup?"
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    • Edgeworth just shakes his head. "I don't know how many times I can tell you this, Wright - you can't just accuse an animal of being the murderer. And honestly, how could a bird have fired a gun? Really now."

    "Well - I mean - It could have..." You trail off, glancing at the judge, expecting him to interrupt you again. This time though, he just waits patiently until you've finished.

    "Right," he says, "I think I've had enough of this. Mister Wright, if you would excuse yourself from the courtroom."

    "Wait but maybe - !" and then you're interrupted - this time by the bailiff throwing you out of the court room.

    [!!!!!]​



    G U I L T Y​


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    Meanwhile, in the realm of the dead, a certain soul doesn't quite breathe a sigh of relief, though only because the dead don't breathe. They didn't exactly get away with it, really - I mean they did die, after all - but at least they weren't found guilty in a court of law! And isn't that the most important thing?

    @Zaealix , The Killer, has Escaped Justice! This does not impact their wincon in any way, but y'know, still a nice bonus.

    @ComiTurtle has failed to meet the special Phoenix Wright win condition, and will win or lose with their faction as normal - in this case, as a member of the Perfectly Abnormal Mafia, they have lost.
     
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    • Yeah, sorry I couldn't keep playing, I got busy.
    Also, sorry I had to replace out, I had stuff to do.
    Also also, sorry I dodged, I had to see a man about a dog.
    Additionally, sorry I had to bow out, I had to see a dog about a man.
    Also also also, sorry I ducked, I had to see a dog about a dog.
    Also^4, sorry I stopped playing, the dog about which I had to see the dog I had to see a man about a dog about ate my homework.
     
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