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Trondason said:
"No you dummy. I'm The Guy! I can't die, even when I'm killed!" He says confidently, before striding over to the TV again (stepping over and otherwise ignoring his corpse), and sits down before it to continue watching. "I bet it's better than whatever power you got."
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Darius just stares at him and says "...that is a lofty claim child. However, having power is not only part to victory, but also knowledge and skill." Darius looks down on the child "I have been more fights then you have been alive, child."
Darius studies a gun in his hand.
The Gun
Nicks Gun
Darius smirks "Odd weapon you have their lad, gift of your dimensional companion?"
Darius leans in with a smirk "I couldn't disarm you, huh? Kid?" Darius laughs and gives the kid his Gun back.
Never underestimate a badass old man's ability to disarm you.
 
GuesssWho said:
"My headmate says his power is dying a lot. I say that I've already got breakfast and I don't much fancy a human-leather coat, so that's a depressing power and I don't see how it helps us any." She sits down heavily. "I mean, how often will we need a pile of corpses?"
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"You're bed mate is an idiot. It's the power to not die. The 2nd best power there is." Nick says, not turning away from the TV.
Lizard Knight said:
Darius just stares at him and says "...that is a lofty claim child. However, having power is not only part to victory, but also knowledge and skill." Darius looks down on the child "I have been more fights then you have been alive, child."
Darius studies a gun in his hand.
The Gun
Nicks Gun
Darius smirks "Odd weapon you have their lad, gift of your dimensional companion?"
Darius leans in with a smirk "I couldn't disarm you, huh? Kid?" Darius laughs and gives the kid his Gun back.
Never underestimate a badass old man's ability to disarm you.
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You garnered his attention from the TV, "Wow, how did you do that? The Gun was in my Dimensional Pocket, I didn't know other people could take stuff from that!" He pauses for a moment. "Though, you didn't really disarm me." He says shaking his head. "Here, take The Gun and holding it WAY away, I'll show you what I mean!" He says eagerly handing you The Gun, happy to show off.
 
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"Not much use in a fight if you can't actually fight, though.

"What's the best power, then?"
 
Albert gingerly crept away from Nick.

I see dead people, but I don't want to, and this isn't Warcraft 3!
 
Daniel is staring very intently into his coffee, very obviously trying to think about something aside from the insanity going on all around him.

Meanwhile, Doctor Hematite has gotten off the couch and remarks "Yes, when Nick was first Bound I was most surprised to find his corpse in the pod. Anyway, I have managed to avoid any further Binding mishaps, now that I've implemented a way to test for the presence of Ess'Vee before activating the Binding device."

The good Doctor sighs, before noting "In addition, I still need to have that meeting with Remi. I do believe I have some apologies to make to those who wound up going through the procedure before I was informed of what was going wrong."
 
"It's not like you could have known. This sort of thing comes with a certain total lack of instructions, after all."

She finishes the last of her food and stands up. "Do you mind me going for a bit of a walk? I'm still not used to living somewhere this nice, it makes me feel like I'm about to break something worth more than any of our lives."
 
GuesssWho said:
"It's not like you could have known. This sort of thing comes with a certain total lack of instructions, after all."

She finishes the last of her food and stands up. "Do you mind me going for a bit of a walk? I'm still not used to living somewhere this nice, it makes me feel like I'm about to break something worth more than any of our lives."
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Daniel notes "I have no objections, especially since you don't look like you're planning to do a runner. As long as you come back sometime today, there won't need to be any extra paperwork."

The bureaucrat pauses for a moment, before he adds "Also, I'm fairly certain that there's basically nothing I could really do to stop you, even if I were inclined to do so."
 
She laughs. "True enough. At least you admit it."

And she heads out, becoming a stray cat as she goes to save hassle with hair and clothing.

She won't be long, though—just enough time to get her more private possessions from where she hid them.
 
Darius stares at the child and Then laughs. He leans back into the chair, increasing the distance between them. He stretches his arm behind him With The Gun in it. "As you wish, little man. As for how I snatched your gun? Badassery field. No I am not kidding." The old man grins. "Now I assume you can just recall the gun back to its pocket dimension or into your hand, hmm?" Darius pulls up a brow.
(Huh, Red Robby has a returning police character, Blue Bobby...
Hey, police man are not that fat! They can't be, from What Darius has seen it is quite the intensive task)
 
Lizard Knight said:
Darius stares at the child and Then laughs. He leans back into the chair, increasing the distance between them. He stretches his arm behind him With The Gun in it. "As you wish, little man. As for how I snatched your gun? Badassery field. No I am not kidding." The old man grins. "Now I assume you can just recall the gun back to its pocket dimension or into your hand, hmm?" Darius pulls up a brow.
(Huh, Red Robby has a returning police character, Blue Bobby...
Hey, police man are not that fat! They can't be, from What Darius has seen it is quite the intensive task)
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"Yep!" Nick says, as he does just that, The Gun dissappearing first from Darius's hand, before reappearing in Nick's hand. "But I can also do this!" The Gun dissappeared from his hand, only to be replaced by a Bazooka! He playfully aimed said Bazooka at Darius. "See? I'll always have weapons! That's how awesome I am!"
 
"The fucking idiot child just pulled a missile launcher just for the hell of it. Run."

Mina's ears go back with terror. She runs as fast as a cat can, which is quite fast. She finds the spot where her things are hidden and crawls into it until she's given an all-clear.
 
Trondason said:
"Yep!" Nick says, as he does just that, The Gun dissappearing first from Darius's hand, before reappearing in Nick's hand. "But I can also do this!" The Gun dissappeared from his hand, only to be replaced by a Bazooka! He playfully aimed said Bazooka at Darius. "See? I'll always have weapons! That's how awesome I am!"
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Darius stares at him and says, slowly "Boy what you're name ag-Its Nick, alright that makes my life easier." Darius stretches "Having a weapon always on hand is handy. But knowing when to do what is an important, as much as knowing when to reveal what. I shall be frank, I myself do not have that skill." Darius looks away awkwardly "One if our companions tried to blow up my pistol and kill me through time travel because a scary story...don't ask." Darius shakes his head "It is best not to draw a bazooka in close quarters, you could blow up yourse-Actualy you wouldn't care about that would you?" Darius scratches his chin "But I am in a good mood. My power child is your polar opposite. You can die my a poke but wil remain unmarked by it. I can survive a rocket to face but wil walk walk away scared. You have a Gun and I have an animalistic companion." Darius goes to scratch behind Typhon ear.
 
"Well, the old soldier hasn't had a flashback yet, that's a good sign."

Mina is still huddled in a hole, wrapped around her personal possessions, but she relaxes a bit when she hears that. "Swear to whatever gods may be, I'm going to find the most painful poison in the world and force-feed it to that little monster. Rocket launchers indoors, what the Hell."

"Some people have no common sense. I'd give you a reassuring hug, but . . . yeah."
 
Darius looks down, seeing that the space he had been petting is suddenly empty. He starts to laugh "Ha! It seems that Typhon is sneakier then I thought. Hope the little devil is oke." Darius finishes his breakfast and coffee.
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Mina feels something wet on her side, as Typhon licks the side of her head and gives her a dopey grin.
He decided to tag along.
 
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Mina feels something wet on her side, as Typhon licks the side of her head and gives her a dopey grin.
He decided to tag along.
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Mina sighs and hugs the weird thing. "That's a bit tingly, dear, please don't. The intent is appreciated, though. Now let me just grab my things and we can actually go for a walk."

She flicks her tail, trying to decide how to carry everything. After a bit she shrugs and her back opens up, creating a sort of pouch to put stuff in.
 
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GuesssWho said:
Mina sighs and hugs the weird thing. "That's a bit tingly, dear, please don't. The intent is appreciated, though. Now let me just grab my things and we can actually go for a walk."

She flicks her tail, trying to decide how to carry everything. After a bit she shrugs and her back opens up, creating a sort of pouch to put stuff in.
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Typhon tilts his head quizzically.
He then climbs into the poach, looking rather proud of himself.
If I fits, I sits
 
Mina laughs despite herself. "You goof.

"Just don't break any of my things, alright?" With that the pouch seals up, leaving just an air hole, and the now rather larger catlike creature wanders off.
 
Typhon, confussed by the current situation, Rolls on his back and makes spit bubbels.
Normal spit bubbles, not acid spit bubbles...
Typhon has a non acid non spit bubble
An idea bubble.
Mina his triumphant gurgeling in her back poach.
Typhon Learned acid bubble
By mixing his spit and his acid He can make a bubble that floats for a bit, before exploding in a rain of acid. Those highers Typhons range.
 
Once Mina has calmed down a bit she starts heading back towards the idiot box, as she's starting to think of headquarters. Between Elizabeth and the newcomer it's becoming a difficult mental title to avoid.
 
Lizard Knight said:
Darius stares at him and says, slowly "Boy what you're name ag-Its Nick, alright that makes my life easier." Darius stretches "Having a weapon always on hand is handy. But knowing when to do what is an important, as much as knowing when to reveal what. I shall be frank, I myself do not have that skill." Darius looks away awkwardly "One if our companions tried to blow up my pistol and kill me through time travel because a scary story...don't ask." Darius shakes his head "It is best not to draw a bazooka in close quarters, you could blow up yourse-Actualy you wouldn't care about that would you?" Darius scratches his chin "But I am in a good mood. My power child is your polar opposite. You can die my a poke but wil remain unmarked by it. I can survive a rocket to face but wil walk walk away scared. You have a Gun and I have an animalistic companion." Darius goes to scratch behind Typhon ear.
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The Bazooka blinks out of existence. "Well, it was nice to meet you! But I wanna go work on my Room. It needs to be one befitting The Guy." He walks over to a door, and when he opens it reveals what looks like a old fashioned castle throne room. "By the way, I called dibs on the basement." With that said, he closes the door behind him. If one was to try to follow, they would find a linen closet. The Corpse has also disappeared at some point.
 
Trondason said:
The Bazooka blinks out of existence. "Well, it was nice to meet you! But I wanna go work on my Room. It needs to be one befitting The Guy." He walks over to a door, and when he opens it reveals what looks like a old fashioned castle throne room. "By the way, I called dibs on the basement." With that said, he closes the door behind him. If one was to try to follow, they would find a linen closet. The Corpse has also disappeared at some point.
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Darius sighs and slams his cane on the ground "Child! We need another talk. Whenever your ready I suppose..." Darius pulls his hand along his face. He turns to Daniel "So What is expected of us?" He asks the paper pusher.
 
Albert casts Decompose Corpse on Nick's previous body.

"Someone get rid of this, please." He asked, in a rather forced polite tone.
 
Lizard Knight said:
Darius sighs and slams his cane on the ground "Child! We need another talk. Whenever your ready I suppose..." Darius pulls his hand along his face. He turns to Daniel "So What is expected of us?" He asks the paper pusher.
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Daniel shrugs, saying "Ostensibly, you're supposed to be training right now. That said, you seem to be doing pretty well on your own."
 
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