Update 10: I Hope You Die, I Hope We Both Die
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- Back in the 90s (In a very famous TV show)
- Pronouns
- She/Her/Ve/Ver
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"Really, Tom, you used your last phone call for me?" he heard the atomic transgender say over the phone. "I thought you said I was an evil pervert," Calliope said. It was a grey room, and even the guards found it visibly uncomfortable.
Former President Tom Picano sat in Revolutionary Detention Center Miami. Apparently the revolutionaries wanted to abolish prisons. It was probably just because they preferred bullets to bedrooms, he thought. He was a portly man with slick-backed hair and an American flag pin. "Please don't laugh." The goons with red armbands stood around him as he sat in the plastic chair.
"Oh, what's going on? You gonna call me a troon again?" Calliope said, laughing. She was probably smoking. The Queen Troon and her degenerate friends smoked to Hell and back. She could pretend to be Woke Bitch of the year, but everyone knew behind the rainbow flag was the Air Force roundel. Marines, too. Some of the Deads, the cop fiefdoms, had pledged allegiance to her later in the war. It was crazy, he thought, that a bunch of American badasses would do what a troon said.
"You're a real piece of work. Look, I need you to help me. You're woker than Drag Queen Story Hour, but at least you aren't a red."
"Oh, sorry, I can't hear you over my mimosa," she said, and Tom thought to himself that she was just as useless as most of the women he'd known. Maybe she was a real woman. It'd explain why she wimped out rather than get captured.
He waited.
"Please, President Anderson, talk to me!" he said. "You're one of the progressive darlings, right? The commies are woke, you have to say something on my behalf! I'll make it up to you!"
"Why would I come along and defend a faux-MAGA Republican pissant like you?" Calliope asked.
Tom found himself sweating 5.56 rounds. "I'll be in your debt, okay? The entire Miami Government's remnants and all of the random dots on the map that paid allegiance to them will be yours."
"Nobody listens to Picano anymore," she said.
"Well, they listen to you. I don't care what you want, money, drugs, a goddamn blowjob, I'll do it. Do you want me to start championing troon rights and pledging allegiance to the rainbow flag? I'll do it, just don't leave me in here!"
He heard Anderson tap her fingers against her desk in Hawaii. "I had my cock cut into a pussy, Tom," she said. Classic military bluntness, he thought. He knew it from all those photo ops.
"Christ! Please, dear God, you need to get me out!"
She laughed again. "Sorry, buddy. They don't listen to me. They don't even like me. You were an idiot for calling me. The commies think I'm a war criminal, like there's any real law in war beyond 'win quick and win good," she snickered. "Tom, don't worry, it won't be any worse than it was for all those gay kids. So, you made your bed. Time to lay in it."
She hung up, and he screamed.
Former President Tom Picano sat in Revolutionary Detention Center Miami. Apparently the revolutionaries wanted to abolish prisons. It was probably just because they preferred bullets to bedrooms, he thought. He was a portly man with slick-backed hair and an American flag pin. "Please don't laugh." The goons with red armbands stood around him as he sat in the plastic chair.
"Oh, what's going on? You gonna call me a troon again?" Calliope said, laughing. She was probably smoking. The Queen Troon and her degenerate friends smoked to Hell and back. She could pretend to be Woke Bitch of the year, but everyone knew behind the rainbow flag was the Air Force roundel. Marines, too. Some of the Deads, the cop fiefdoms, had pledged allegiance to her later in the war. It was crazy, he thought, that a bunch of American badasses would do what a troon said.
"You're a real piece of work. Look, I need you to help me. You're woker than Drag Queen Story Hour, but at least you aren't a red."
"Oh, sorry, I can't hear you over my mimosa," she said, and Tom thought to himself that she was just as useless as most of the women he'd known. Maybe she was a real woman. It'd explain why she wimped out rather than get captured.
He waited.
"Please, President Anderson, talk to me!" he said. "You're one of the progressive darlings, right? The commies are woke, you have to say something on my behalf! I'll make it up to you!"
"Why would I come along and defend a faux-MAGA Republican pissant like you?" Calliope asked.
Tom found himself sweating 5.56 rounds. "I'll be in your debt, okay? The entire Miami Government's remnants and all of the random dots on the map that paid allegiance to them will be yours."
"Nobody listens to Picano anymore," she said.
"Well, they listen to you. I don't care what you want, money, drugs, a goddamn blowjob, I'll do it. Do you want me to start championing troon rights and pledging allegiance to the rainbow flag? I'll do it, just don't leave me in here!"
He heard Anderson tap her fingers against her desk in Hawaii. "I had my cock cut into a pussy, Tom," she said. Classic military bluntness, he thought. He knew it from all those photo ops.
"Christ! Please, dear God, you need to get me out!"
She laughed again. "Sorry, buddy. They don't listen to me. They don't even like me. You were an idiot for calling me. The commies think I'm a war criminal, like there's any real law in war beyond 'win quick and win good," she snickered. "Tom, don't worry, it won't be any worse than it was for all those gay kids. So, you made your bed. Time to lay in it."
She hung up, and he screamed.
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