Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

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The Destroyer flips, bouncing off its swept up back before landing in a crouch. It rises, stumbling back on its six legs before parting the plates underneath its eyes and letting out a glass cracking bass roar.

The eye at the center of its lower body flashes and it releases a gout of molten iron. It burns the air, bends grass, burns soil, and deflects off the armored fist of Jane Shepard.

Racing forward, the sundisc on her brow, she closes the distance as the Destroyer roars. Dirt and dust falling off its foot, the Reaper steps forward and drives its claw into the ground. Bent over, bass tones filling the air, it releasing the wave of liquid death just as she comes within striking distance.

The ground beneath the giant turns to liquid and then to glass. Angry red cracks spread out. The seismic shock can be felt for miles as the blast penetrates for kilometers into the planet. As the light clears, as the heat and force dissipate, the Reaper realizes a simple, terrible truth about the consequences of its act.

It never hit. Because it can now, through the smoke and haze, clearly see Jane as she grabs one of his feet, wrapping her arms around its claws and glowing like the rising sun.

She grits her teeth, roaring. But as with all things, the only limits to the Lawgivers are what limits they set themselves. The only limits are those they believe that cannot be surpassed. The foot lifts. Not by the volition of the Reaper, but by the will of the Exalted. A warbled cry issues forth from the destroyer as it rises. Held by one foot, held aloft, it can only roar as Jane swings it into the ground.

Molten metal blasts the ground where she was. But it was where she was, as she sails through the air. Golden sunlight gathers around her, gathering around her fist as the bass roar becomes higher and higher pitched.

The strike impacts upon the metal shell of the Reaper and sends shockwaves through the ground and sky. Clouds above part from the blast. The ground cracks, shudders, glass pulverizing and rising into the air as the Eezo generator is breached.

And then the air turns green. What was parched ground becomes black and rich, before stalks of grass burst through. The pillar of vermillion explodes from the Reaper, into the ground and into the sky, briefly tossing Shepard onto her ass as the tendrils of wood rise from it, pinning its remains to the ground as a tree taller than the Reaper itself rises.

Rich, thick leaves sprout. Vines and moss cover it- and the corpse of the Reaper- in a split second. For a brief moment, Jane spots what looks like faces within the tree- but dismisses it off hand. Still, she makes it a point to ask what the Hell just happened. Which she then promptly forgets, as the corpse of the Reaper shudders, and a red eye turns to her.

"Shepard." The voice is deep, rumbling. Thunderous and bass. But...young. Like Sovereign's, as if spoken by a child.

She takes a step back, one fist clenching. "You know who I am?"

"Harbinger speaks of you." The corpse shudders. Red lightning plays over it. "You have been Chosen. You resist. But you will ultimately fail."

She smirks. "Think I'm doing a good job so far. You're down, your big friend is next. And you're not dealing with me." Stabbing a finger at the dying, dead Reaper, she barely notices the color washing out, the warms around her from the flowing sunlight, "Because you're so focused on me that you don't even notice the galaxy uniting against you."

"This. Is the method. The Chosen unite. Against us." The red eye flickers. "And then the united force. Falls. The Harvest continues." Green vines wrap around the face, the eye. "Your victory. Is hollow."

Sunlight gathers on her fist. "It's the last victory you're ever going to see," she growls, "Tell your friends I'm coming for them." Stepping forward, she brings her fist back. "Better yet? I'll tell them myself."

The remains of the Destroyer shatter as the punch impacts. Where there was the black metal, more wood and vines appear, flash replacing them as the Reaper finally dies. Whether a side effect of the death, or simply something inside it being released, Jane does not know, or care to know. Instead, se gives one more parting glance to the forest sprouting where the Reaper once stood.

And turning, she races back to the battle. "This is Commander Shepard to all Eden Prime forces," she announces over her Omnitool, "And I am hereby ordering you to get that Reaper out of my sky!"
 
Gamerex27 said:
Okay, what's going on with the Miracle-Gro inside the Destroyer? Do Reapers just give off fertilizer when destroyed? I guess you could say that means they're full of shi -dakka'ed-

Or is this something specific to Exalted metaphysics? Maybe it's connection to the Viator makes it give off life when it's killed, or something?
Destroyers are made from Elementals and Gods.
 
It's quite possible that that particular Reaper Destroyer was made out of the corpses of the gods and elementals of a forest. Destroyers made out of a desert, ocean, ice caps or mountain ranges could have corresponding effects relating to fire, water, air or earth.
 
Hazard said:
It's quite possible that that particular Reaper Destroyer was made out of the corpses of the gods and elementals of a forest. Destroyers made out of a desert, ocean, ice caps or mountain ranges could have corresponding effects relating to fire, water, air or earth.
That's pretty much exactly what happened. We know Destroyers- from the fleet made to combat SWLiHN- are created from elementals and gods. Essentially, collections of Essence. Reapers are made of essence, which is why Sovereign-class dreadnoughts are made from Exalted.

Essentially? Shepard just started the process of eventually created a demesne. It takes years, and a lot more geomancy and legwork, but if she can, say, kill several destroyers at appropriate points...
 
GreggHL said:
And then the air turns green. What was parched ground becomes black and rich, before stalks of grass burst through. The pillar of vermillion explodes from the Reaper, into the ground and into the sky, briefly tossing Shepard onto her ass as the tendrils of wood rise from it, pinning its remains to the ground as a tree taller than the Reaper itself rises.
Vermillion is red. Verdant or viridian, if you want to keep the 'v', are probably what you want, unless it's a giant redwood tree, but still slightly confusing since everything else is described as green.
 
The Viator is not the Engine of Extinction. In fact, the Engine won't ever come in existance now that Authochton has become a mere Incarna level god (ahem, mere) and the God Machine has taken on its mantle as a Primordial.
 
The Viator isn't a Neverborn, that's a big difference. That he now calls himself the Engine of Extinction doesn't mean he is the Engine of Extinction. Or atleast not nearly as potent and as terrible as the Engine could've been if Authochton had died in full.
 
Hazard said:
The Viator isn't a Neverborn, that's a big difference. That he now calls himself the Engine of Extinction doesn't mean he is the Engine of Extinction. Or atleast not nearly as potent and as terrible as the Engine could've been if Authochton had died in full.
Not at least, but near certainly. Primordial known as Autochton did died. Just probably Viator-now-Autochton's-Neverborn got only part (half?) of primordials "essence" while God!Autochton got (most of?) the rest.

...

Or we are yet to see undead monstrosity that appeared from shedded corpse* of Autochton's primordial self.

* Metaphorical one. Which for Primordials probably even more important than material one.

...

Honestly I don't know what is worse.
 
al103 said:
Not at least, but near certainly. Primordial known as Autochton did died. Just probably Viator-now-Autochton's-Neverborn got only part (half?) of primordials "essence" while God!Autochton got (most of?) the rest.

...

Or we are yet to see undead monstrosity that appeared from shedded corpse* of Autochton's primordial self.

* Metaphorical one. Which for Primordials probably even more important than material one.

...

Honestly I don't know what is worse.
My understanding is that in this story, Autocthon-the-Primordial 'reformatted' in a perfectly normal (for Primordials) way (into Deus), except that he made a not-Primordial version of himself first, which survived.

You've already seen Autocthon's corpse.
 
al103 said:
Not at least, but near certainly. Primordial known as Autochton did died. Just probably Viator-now-Autochton's-Neverborn got only part (half?) of primordials "essence" while God!Autochton got (most of?) the rest.

...

Or we are yet to see undead monstrosity that appeared from shedded corpse* of Autochton's primordial self.

* Metaphorical one. Which for Primordials probably even more important than material one.

...

Honestly I don't know what is worse.
Nope, no mostrosity. There are two ways for a primordial to die - fetich death and Neverborning. Fetich death is relatively normal (for primordials) and doesn't break reality. Auto pulled a highly controlled version to make deus. Neverborning only happens when you kill a primordial with GET, and kinda breaks reality.
 
pheonix89 said:
Nope, no mostrosity. There are two ways for a primordial to die - fetich death and Neverborning. Fetich death is relatively normal (for primordials) and doesn't break reality. Auto pulled a highly controlled version to make deus. Neverborning only happens when you kill a primordial with GET, and kinda breaks reality.
Technically, he didn't create Deus in that fashion :V
 
pheonix89 said:
Fetich death is relatively normal (for primordials) and doesn't break reality.
Because "corpse that shouldn't be" is essentially consumed by the new entity. This Fetich death was made that way so NOT to consume parts of it like Robocancer.

*looks at GreggHL's reply* *Shudders*
 
Actually, I was more mentioning that Autochthon's fetich death didn't create Deus.
 
The golden giant stopped in mid motion, propped up from the ground by its extended fist. Momentum carried it forward and down, and she can't help but wonder if this is a feature or a bug that Autochthon built into his battle body.

"Bosh'tet," Tali mutters. Next to her, the Geth folds out its petals as artillery strikes keeps the disorganized mass of drones at bay. "Oh, naturally Wuffles. Autochthon just leaves right in the middle of a fight. Did he get distracted? Did he decide to dissect Joker? Or maybe he wants to make something new."

Wuffles tilts its head. The light of its eye flickers and dies, and the Geth folds up on itself before collapsing to the ground. Beneath her mask, Tali blinks before sighing. "Oh please do not tell me-"

The golden giant shudders, bracing both hands against the ground before rising up. Its eyes glow, the grill on the underside of its face releasing a gout of steam as it rises fully. Clenching a fist, an arc of sunlight runs over it, before it turns to Tali.

"Creator Tali'Zorah, it is tactically optimal for us to occupy this platform while Autochthon Creator is otherwise occupied."

She blinks. "All in all, I think I would trust you with that more than I would him." She wrings her hands, glancing from side to side. "Please try not to get any of his crazy on you."

"Affirmative." The head tilts. "Creator Tali'Zorah, we have located a hidden feature of this armor. Autochthon Creator has this labeled as being for your use."

Steam bursts from seams in the back of the battleform. Plates part, swinging open. Stale air and golden essence wafts off of it, and Tali claps her hands together as she sees what the 'feature' is.

A compartment, just big enough for her, and covered in controls and interfaces. "Consensus achieved. This platform is intended to be powered armor for you, Creator Tali'Zorah."
 
Samarkand said:
"What the hell's that sound? Are Shep and Liari finally getting over the subtext now?"

"Nope. Seems like Tali's squeeing..."
"My Geth is powered armor! Your argument is invalid!"
 
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It was a curse. This is what he realizes. It explains so much; he always suspected, always wondered. As the exalts died and he examined their shards, it stood out to him; The extremes of their behavior. The sudden rages or melancholy. It all makes sense. Moreso than the imperfections of man, it was the imperfections of the Exaltations themselves.

"This is what you took advantage of, was it not?" Floating before the black mass, Autochthon looks his son directly in the eye. "You knew. You understood. You took advantage of the insanity they had been cursed with when you tricked Bright Star into becoming your servant?"

The darkness begins to bend. Begins to whirl. It takes form, letting in the light once more, but as it does they almost wish for the ignorance of the darkness. Standing taller than a Colossus, its terrible shape warping reality around it, pushing it away in horror. The whirring of blood soaked gears clicks in the digital space.

The black lightning crackles off its obsidian blade.

The Viator of Nullspace centers its pustular eye upon its father and its slave. "Of course I did, Autochthon. What more fitting a servitude for your champions than one they themselves elect to? What better a horror than one built upon compassion?"

The eye of Autochthon dips down. As the obsidian giant takes a step forward, black laughter echoes from its mouthless face. "You have, once more, brought this upon yourself Father." The blade traces upon the ground. The light shudders as the sword consumes it. "You cannot blame yourself. Simply join me. Let us find vengeance for these wrongs, together."

The world around them turns solid, then liquid. The creation of the Viator, the Relay Network itself, shudders from its presence. "The old hatreds, the old disease. Let us put those aside. Let us join, and complete my great work. Let us take the titans of a million million dead races. Let us show your hate and hunger to your brothers."

The eye turns to it. The silver iris narrows. "What?"

"All this, father." The pustular eye narrows. Spreading arms wide, the blackened giant laughs. "As I tried before. As I said before. I have taken the remains of the countless, and forged them into weapons. I have taken the corpses of worlds and made them an army unlike your Creation has ever seen."

The eye narrows. The sword jams into the ground as the Viator hovers in front of its maker-father. "And I will show your kin the rage you failed to do so aeons ago. I will feast upon their corpses as I take the Reaper horde into the mouth of Hell itself. And I do this all for you."

Laughing, the Viator rises. Sword out, the cracked gems of countless alchemicals embedded in his armor, the Blood Drenched Gear of Wrath laughs. "This is all I do, Father. In honesty. Without deceit. Do you not have words to speak? Do you have nothing to say?"

"I do." A spark of light. A grind of metal from an unsheathing sword. "Deep Cut."

The world inside the Relays is a wonder. A world which, for the sake of interaction between the Catalyst, the Gatemaker, and those it takes within itself could interact. A world which was fluid, but at the same time real. Conceptual, but clay to be molded into something solid.

Such as how a spirit could once more see itself as it was when it lived. Could once more carry the blade he did when he drew breath. And where, despite no longer being flesh and blood, he could still summon the Essence around him into a strike.

A flash of gold, and the Viator's blade- and his arm- clatter to the ground, just before a second slash of the golden blade sends the giant flying. Landing, breathing heavily, Leaping Sky turns to Autochthon.

"Maker, I appreciate that this is not a pleasant thing to deal with, but now is a good time to work up a plan!"

The black erupts. The discarded sword becomes liquid, reappearing on the arm of the Viator as it towers over them. Lines of red run up its metallic frame, leading up to its blood dripping eye. "Insignificant specular worm. I have given you IMMORTALITY and you strike against me? Catalyst, I order you to return to your place!"

Twirling the sword in one hand, he flashes his cockiest grin. Whether genuine or bravado, he doesn't let it see. "The Catalyst is dead." Swinging the sword in one hand, he points the blade at the giant. "I am Leaping Sky! And I am the Dawn!"

"I should have consumed your soul when I had torn it from your flesh." Two more arms burst from its sides. One hand holds a spear, the other a flail. "I am the Principle of Genocide. I am the Titan of Consumption. I am the Maker of Cycles, insect! Your Circle could not best me at the height of its power! And now you are but a ghost!"

A slow, measured laugh. Almost robotic, but picking up in pitch, in intensity, as the eye that is Autochthon floats next to the fallen Solar. "Yes, oh yes. You're a titan." The eye narrows. "A principle? A Primordial, who embodies concepts? Or so you tell yourself? Well."

A low chuckle from the god. "Now you are also making me unconscionably enraged, as you have done nothing in the past billion years but create measured insults against me." The eye narrows, faint flickers of golden light pouring forth. "And all I can think of, right now? What happened to the last few titans who made it a point to piss me off?"
 
This is the only story I've ever read where I feel If I don't have popcorn I'm reading it wrong.
 
GreggHL said:
Technically, he didn't create Deus in that fashion :V
Yup. Old Autochthon was all about breaking limits, constraints and doing the impossible..like creating Human-sized ZPE Batteries Of Cosmic Doom.
GreggHL said:
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A slow, measured laugh. Almost robotic, but picking up in pitch, in intensity, as the eye that is Autochthon floats next to the fallen Solar. "Yes, oh yes. You're a titan." The eye narrows. "A principle? A Primordial, who embodies concepts? Or so you tell yourself? Well."

A low chuckle from the god. "Now you are also making me unconscionably enraged, as you have done nothing in the past billion years but create measured insults against me." The eye narrows, faint flickers of golden light pouring forth. "And all I can think of, right now? What happened to the last few titans who made it a point to piss me off?"
Bloody fool. Doesn't the idiot remember what happened last time!? What is even more curbstomp worthy now is that I can see EDie and the Triplets of Rulership, Hiearchy and Lawmaking ganging up on the travesty against reality itself that is the Viator of the Void together with Deus and Auto-kun.
 
Sucal said:
Last time the Ebon Dragon and the Violaor met, Ebby ran with his tail between his legs. Violator's stronger now.
Which means that EDie will don its troll hat and get down to serious business. It is fun when you talk about how EDie is weak in combat..before you realize that he is neither going to be fighting fair or at the front lines when he takes the gloves off. EDie had the misfortune of meeting the Viator personally..he is not going to make that mistake again when dealing with the Viator. He will use proxies and pawns this time around. And trying to trick EDie? Oh boy, that will so backfire it isn't even funny.

Ninja'd.
 
The question is of course if those Celestials have Ghost Eating Technique or an equivelant. If they don't, they can't kill a Primordial except maybe with fetich death, if they do, they can kill Primordials and create Neverborn (while suffering terrible losses most likely.)
 
uju32 said:
Question here:
Do Exalted ghosts exalt?
They shouldn't be able to Exalt, especially because if they are standard ghosts they should lack a Po soul.
However, given that Leaping Sky was tecnically something similiar to a corrupted Alchemical, he should still count as an exalted.
 
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