Glorious Shotgun Princess (ME/Exalted) Thread #2

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The metal skin of the Orizaba shimmers, a glow emanating from the spider latched onto its hull. Light warping around it, flowing around it, there is a single pop in soundless space. And the Orizaba, all nine hundred meters of it, is gone. With speed defying its bulk, Harbinger turns from Eden Prime to the place where the dreadnought once hung dead.

And then two Destroyers explode, their hulls torn apart and limbs spinning off into space. In the dust and flame of the Reaper corpses, they can see the outline of the dreadnought. Red beams criss cross as the Destroyers open fire, but all they get from the wild firing is gouges in their hull as they hit nothing but each other.

Another Destroyer explodes, ripped from stem to stern. Then another, debris and shrapnel bouncing off an invisible hull. Their numbers reduced to a handful, the Destroyers swivel from side to side, urgent messages passing between them and towards Harbinger, demanding direction. And then the Orizaba appears, right next to the dreadnought.

With seventy eight cannons aimed directly at his face.

Seventy eight mass drivers fire off directly into the face of the Reaper. Several golden eyes burst. Kinetic barriers hold, but the force and the impact sends shrapnel flying. The blast scores the face of the dreadnought as jets fire on the side of the Orizaba. Bobbing and weaving, the blasts from the Destroyers only touch its shadow.

Inside the CIC, as the holographic sphere of the battlefield flashes with red as the dreadnought dances around the Reaper fleet.

"I'm going to order construction on the new dreadnought accelerated," Hackett observes, "Transfer your crew onto that, and maybe move my flag onto here."

In the captain's chair, Hannah grins. "You'll get the Orizaba when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Iri, package deployed?"

The speakers crackle with the voice of the working girl spider. "Yes ma'am. Estimated time to completion is three minutes~"

Hannah grins wider. "Then let's get his attention off our fleet. Helm, take us to FTL. Set a course for the Utopia Relay."

The speaker crackles again. "Excuse me, but I had some of my drones work on the Mass Effect core to remodel it a bit and also make it something the Reapers can't control~. So, I sorta kinda reworked the effect to also create a space folding bubble around the ship to accelerate the faster-than-light acceleration!"

Hannah blinks, turning up and looking at Hackett. He cocks an eyebrow underneath his hat, before nodding to her, fixing his uniform, and stepping up next to her. "Please," Hannah says, "The honor is yours."

Hackett nods. "Helm. Warp one." He snaps out a finger. "Engage."

Barrel rolling like a frigate, the Orizaba weaves between two destroyers, blasting legs off with glancing blows of its broadsides. Banking, it accelerates past Harbinger, past the other Destroyers. The engines glow, a bubble of electricity surrounding it before it accelerates and disappears in a flash. The Destroyers roar, shaking the deck plates of the ignores Fifth Fleet before they, and Harbinger, disappear in pursuit.
 
And thats how Iri broke the limitation of Element Zero!
Now i fear what could happen to transform this glorious series of events in the situation at the beginning of the fic...
 
Kyman201 said:
Iri would blink, look confused, repeat the word to herself a couple times, and then ask something like "Why would you want to stop improving something?"
So that you can improve something else? There's no point spending all your time on one thing, because that just gets you one very good thing that can only be in one place at once, and you soon hit the point of diminishing returns anyway. Far better to upgrade it until it's useful, then move on to upgrade other stuff till that's useful as well, and so get as large a force of useful stuff as possible, instead of only one very useful thing (which is still at risk of being destroyed and rendering the entire thing a waste of time, because nothing is invincible no matter how long you spend on it).
 
Even the Exaltation Shards can be mangled, or adjusted, or even destroyed.

It's just that the last has never happened.

Yet.
 
No, destroying them is explicitly impossible in-universe. However, it's also explicitly off-topic in this one, so take it to the General Exalted Thread if it needs more discussion.
 
Aleph said:
So that you can improve something else? There's no point spending all your time on one thing, because that just gets you one very good thing that can only be in one place at once, and you soon hit the point of diminishing returns anyway. Far better to upgrade it until it's useful, then move on to upgrade other stuff till that's useful as well, and so get as large a force of useful stuff as possible, instead of only one very useful thing (which is still at risk of being destroyed and rendering the entire thing a waste of time, because nothing is invincible no matter how long you spend on it).
Well, yes.

Getting around that unfortunate fact is why Iri appears to have not so much an Avatar-Launching Silo as she does an Avatar-Launching Missile Field.
 
Codex Entry: Science Fiction (redirect Blue Skinned Space Babes)
While the first contact and subsequent cultural interaction with the Turian Hierarchy lead to a revival of war movies and nationalistic culture, the first contact with the Asari and subsequent cultural exchanges has lead to a revival of science fiction, especially the more optimistic properties. Indeed, as new properties are created by writers and vid makers in the Systems Alliance, the Asari have turned out to be unprecedented fans of 'classic' science fiction. Several nation states in the Asari Republics have shown support for science fiction from the latter half of the twentieth century, holding conventions, creating fan vids, and providing new ideas to what were believed to be stagnant and dead franchises. As an unnamed source in the North American entertainment industry has said, "There is life out there. And they are Trekkies."
 
Giygas said:
Maybe they really like all those humanasarilike species?;)
Note that humans and drell are the only other species other than Asari that have a) the same proportions and b) the same number of fingers as the asari.

Their clothing markets love humans so much.
 
GreggHL said:
Note that humans and drell are the only other species other than Asari that have a) the same proportions and b) the same number of fingers as the asari.

Their clothing markets love humans so much.
... I just imagined Asari cosplayers. So much bodypaint.
 
GreggHL said:
Note that humans and drell are the only other species other than Asari that have a) the same proportions and b) the same number of fingers as the asari.

Their clothing markets love humans so much.
Interestingly enough, human clothing manufacturers for women detest asari hyperconglomerates with a firery passion.

Or at least, they did, before they were all forced out of business by textile dumping and the advantage of a massive market advantage which meant that asari firms came to dominate Earth's markets once they'd got the hang of "colours which go with skin tones which are not blue".
 
EarthScorpion said:
Interestingly enough, human clothing manufacturers for women detest asari hyperconglomerates with a firery passion.

Or at least, they did, before they were all forced out of business by textile dumping and the advantage of a massive market advantage which meant that asari firms came to dominate Earth's markets once they'd got the hang of "colours which go with skin tones which are not blue".
Sorry. I don't believe that. If that was true then the Human Military-Industrial Complex would be solely dominated by Asari and Turian conglomerates..which it isn't.
 
EarthScorpion said:
... yeah, you know that thing called "national security"? You know, a reason why humanity would want a home-grown defence industry?
You wouldn't believe what kind of "items" can be placed under the cathegory of "national security" by politicians that fear losing their seats due to enraged voters when their district is about to lose one of its job-making manufacturers.
 
Durabys said:
You wouldn't believe what kind of "items" can be placed under the cathegory of "national security" by politicians that fear losing their seats due to enraged voters when their district is about to lose one of its job-making manufacturers.
Which just ends up with retributive sanctions, and the asari economy canonically dwarfs the human one. Humans need access to the vast asari market way more than the asari need the tiny human one.

Economics. It's a thing.
 
EarthScorpion said:
Which just ends up with retributive sanctions, and the asari economy canonically dwarfs the human one. Humans need access to the vast asari market way more than the asari need the tiny human one.

Economics. It's a thing.
..and then we have the HFY theme of the entire ME-verse where Humanity becomes a Council race in just ~20 years. There is a reason why Humanity hasn't become a client race of either the Turians or Asari and dominated by their corporations..because authorial fiat by Bioware. And the only change GregHL did to the setting is adding the Exalted setting to everything that comes or is revealed after ME1.
 
Pulsor93 said:
Guys, I'm not involved in your economics discussion, but I think you should stop yourselves from getting off-topic before Gregg decides we are unworthy again.
Pulsor93 said:
Guys. Stop talking canon issues at the moment. This is a crack fic. A well-written one, but a cracky one, nontheless. Just sit back and enjoy the awesome!
Fine. Shutting up.
 
is marking midterms, and will be doing so for...ever...

also is curious how to create a character page on the tropes page, while nonsubtle hinting.

It's not as much that the economic debate torqued me off, it's that it's sort of pedantic. I post a codex entry about how Asari are trekkies, and then you people nerd it up.
 
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