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GreggHL
Engaging hilarity engine/air intake
- Location
- Daejeon, Republic of Korea
One balled fist extends into a thin wire and whips out, screaming through the air and deflecting off Shepard's extended hand. Wrapping it around her palm, she pulls and yanks the drone off its feet. A blue of motion and Kal'Reegar appears between them, slamming a fist into its chest and sending it flying sans arm.
A six armed giant lands behind him, swings and hits a flock of white butterflies before a velociraptor tackles him, claws becoming extended blades and lopping off two arms. Gunshots blast out the side of the drone's head, as pairs of bipedal drones leap over the carnage and at Tali.
She turns, cocking her shotgun and extending her free hand. Arcs of electricty zap one, and Shepard vaults over her and sends one flying with an uppercut.
Boot jets flare and she takes off, tacking a descending six armed drone and slamming it into the ground, bouncing off of it and sending a beam into the chest of a whip armed drone. Kal appears behind the wounded drone, gunshot to the back from his side arm blowing a hole before a gunshot to its head drops it.
Wuffles appears in a burst of blue electricity, back to back with Reegar as slender drones with eight arms converge on them. Kal ducks as one swings, Wuffles sending one flying with a punch, a kick between the Geth's legs sweeping a second off its feet as the synthetic sends it into the ground with a downward chop.
Two are crushed under a descending six armed drone, Kaidan slamming into a third in a burst of blue before grabbing his sword and diving into the fray. Kal grabs one, slamming it headfirst into the ground, grabbing its feet and using it as a bludgeon, sending one into the mouth of the waiting thresher maw before it becomes a krogan and begins charging into a massed group of drones.
A burst of blue lightning becomes a Geth Colossus, standing upright and firing off concussive blasts at the descending drones. Another group of drones mass, looking up before the ground they are on- and they as well- become a deep crater. And roaring, Javik flies out, up back into the fray.
Right in time to catch a screaming Liara.
"Calm yourself, Asari," he says, "I have you."
She looks down. Then back at the prothean. "If you have me, who has you?"
Shepard lands fist first, taking a drone down, grabbing another as it dives at her and blasting off its head. Unlocking her rifle, she tosses it to Kaidan before extending a hand and firing. The beam deflects off his sword and he turns to blast a line through the advancing drones. Taking off again, she drags the headless drone with her and tosses it into a running six armed brute just before the rampaging rhino impales it on its tusk.
The rhino leaps, becomes a thresher maw, and disappears into the ground before dragging down more drones. A sphere impacts, sprouting six legs and sparking antennae, the same red pattern of Seeker's drones painting over it before turning its weapons on the colossus-mech. And then a shuttle slams into its head and sends it reeling.
James climbs out of the wreckage as more shuttles and fighters dive in, Makos and Grizzly's leading the charge of the Eden Prime militia.
Landing in a crouch, Shepard extends both hands and fires. Two bone winged drones drop in fingerwidths distance of her. Next to her, Tali blows another in half with her shotgun, her shoulder mounted cannon pivoting and blowing the limbs off a six armed brute before Kal appears on its shoulders and tears off its head.
Liara lands next to Shepard, surrounding them both in a blue bubble as several four legged drones leap at them, pulsing it and sending them flying. "Thought you were still on the Normandy," Jane comments.
"Let's just say Kaidan has stepped up to follow your example," Liara breathes.
Jane cocks an eyebrow. "What, he started glowing, too?"
Clicking her tongue, Tali forms a holographic gun on her left arm and bisects a whip drone. "Not to cut into the flirting, but we're being swamped!" She clicks her omnitool, shotgunning the legs off a brute before Wuffles sends it flying with a kick. "Bosh'tet! Get your Orichalcum ass here!"
A flash of white, and the golden giant lands, rolling its head before charging into a mass of brutes. As they go flying, Jane takes a moment to tilt her head. "The fuck is that?"
"Autochthon when he's being helpful," Tali responds, "Also, if I may ask, where is it getting all these drones from?"
A bass roar fills the air, and the ground shakes as it lands. Standing dozens, if not hundreds of meters tall, it stands on four legs and casts the battlefield with the red glow of its row of eyes. The Reaper Destroyer roars, letting loose beams of crimson on both armies.
The fields burn as it advances, silent incineration of the drones and screams of the soldiers as blasts from overhead shuttles pepper it. But it ignores them, finally turning its gaze upon Shepard and her crew. Bracing its legs, the plates around its face part and it lets loose the blast. It burns through the air, ignites the grass beneath them.
And deflects off Jane's hand as she stands in font of her compatriots. It burns the ground, melts the gauntlet, and makes her scream at the brief burning pain. And then she blinks and sees the perfect circle of burned soil around her. Liara and Tali both stare at her.
"Oh ho ho, that is not okay," Shepard breathes, "Stay here. I'm going to kill a Reaper with my bare hands."
A six armed giant lands behind him, swings and hits a flock of white butterflies before a velociraptor tackles him, claws becoming extended blades and lopping off two arms. Gunshots blast out the side of the drone's head, as pairs of bipedal drones leap over the carnage and at Tali.
She turns, cocking her shotgun and extending her free hand. Arcs of electricty zap one, and Shepard vaults over her and sends one flying with an uppercut.
Boot jets flare and she takes off, tacking a descending six armed drone and slamming it into the ground, bouncing off of it and sending a beam into the chest of a whip armed drone. Kal appears behind the wounded drone, gunshot to the back from his side arm blowing a hole before a gunshot to its head drops it.
Wuffles appears in a burst of blue electricity, back to back with Reegar as slender drones with eight arms converge on them. Kal ducks as one swings, Wuffles sending one flying with a punch, a kick between the Geth's legs sweeping a second off its feet as the synthetic sends it into the ground with a downward chop.
Two are crushed under a descending six armed drone, Kaidan slamming into a third in a burst of blue before grabbing his sword and diving into the fray. Kal grabs one, slamming it headfirst into the ground, grabbing its feet and using it as a bludgeon, sending one into the mouth of the waiting thresher maw before it becomes a krogan and begins charging into a massed group of drones.
A burst of blue lightning becomes a Geth Colossus, standing upright and firing off concussive blasts at the descending drones. Another group of drones mass, looking up before the ground they are on- and they as well- become a deep crater. And roaring, Javik flies out, up back into the fray.
Right in time to catch a screaming Liara.
"Calm yourself, Asari," he says, "I have you."
She looks down. Then back at the prothean. "If you have me, who has you?"
Shepard lands fist first, taking a drone down, grabbing another as it dives at her and blasting off its head. Unlocking her rifle, she tosses it to Kaidan before extending a hand and firing. The beam deflects off his sword and he turns to blast a line through the advancing drones. Taking off again, she drags the headless drone with her and tosses it into a running six armed brute just before the rampaging rhino impales it on its tusk.
The rhino leaps, becomes a thresher maw, and disappears into the ground before dragging down more drones. A sphere impacts, sprouting six legs and sparking antennae, the same red pattern of Seeker's drones painting over it before turning its weapons on the colossus-mech. And then a shuttle slams into its head and sends it reeling.
James climbs out of the wreckage as more shuttles and fighters dive in, Makos and Grizzly's leading the charge of the Eden Prime militia.
Landing in a crouch, Shepard extends both hands and fires. Two bone winged drones drop in fingerwidths distance of her. Next to her, Tali blows another in half with her shotgun, her shoulder mounted cannon pivoting and blowing the limbs off a six armed brute before Kal appears on its shoulders and tears off its head.
Liara lands next to Shepard, surrounding them both in a blue bubble as several four legged drones leap at them, pulsing it and sending them flying. "Thought you were still on the Normandy," Jane comments.
"Let's just say Kaidan has stepped up to follow your example," Liara breathes.
Jane cocks an eyebrow. "What, he started glowing, too?"
Clicking her tongue, Tali forms a holographic gun on her left arm and bisects a whip drone. "Not to cut into the flirting, but we're being swamped!" She clicks her omnitool, shotgunning the legs off a brute before Wuffles sends it flying with a kick. "Bosh'tet! Get your Orichalcum ass here!"
A flash of white, and the golden giant lands, rolling its head before charging into a mass of brutes. As they go flying, Jane takes a moment to tilt her head. "The fuck is that?"
"Autochthon when he's being helpful," Tali responds, "Also, if I may ask, where is it getting all these drones from?"
A bass roar fills the air, and the ground shakes as it lands. Standing dozens, if not hundreds of meters tall, it stands on four legs and casts the battlefield with the red glow of its row of eyes. The Reaper Destroyer roars, letting loose beams of crimson on both armies.
The fields burn as it advances, silent incineration of the drones and screams of the soldiers as blasts from overhead shuttles pepper it. But it ignores them, finally turning its gaze upon Shepard and her crew. Bracing its legs, the plates around its face part and it lets loose the blast. It burns through the air, ignites the grass beneath them.
And deflects off Jane's hand as she stands in font of her compatriots. It burns the ground, melts the gauntlet, and makes her scream at the brief burning pain. And then she blinks and sees the perfect circle of burned soil around her. Liara and Tali both stare at her.
"Oh ho ho, that is not okay," Shepard breathes, "Stay here. I'm going to kill a Reaper with my bare hands."