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GAMERGIRL: Morbid Misadventures of a Digital Kind

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Ok first of all what is this bullshit I call hax

Cetashwayo said:
TrueNorth: hey guys...should we do it? it could b fun idk it just seems easier and its been hard a lot since i came here its been a lot i just want to- just dont want to think for a while is that so bad? just melt away it seems so easy, and everything is such an effort, even for just a second that wouldnt be so bad just one second thats all
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So, North, look at it this way. Life kind of fucking sucks. Or death, I guess. Like when I emerged as a fragment, I certainly didn't expect to have to deal with a bunch of stupid memers and then some sort of monstrous meme... thing... I'm still not sure exactly what it is. But you know what I know it is? Like, total bullshit. Things are often easy, but they're often the shittiest things to do. I mean you could not report that mod that banned a user posting in a thread they were participating in. That's pretty easy. Or you could not call out mods when they unban people posting genocide apologia again. Like those are the easy things. Fighting against a system is hard, especially an internet system full of a bunch of random idiots. But it's often what you need to do. Because these systems need to be called out for the bullshit they are. This weird sort of Borg garbage? Bad news. You're losing who you are to some lame, faceless collective. You're becoming part of the system, and becoming part of allowing its injustices to slide. I think that you probably just need a break, but I needed to at least tell you that much.

And Cetash TOLD me I would do it eventually, and I didn't believe him. I guess I'm the fool.

[X] Open Messages [Will Play Trivial Pursuit: Classic]
 
What

I leave for two seconds and this happens, shit.

We've lost our brain deflector shields!

Crap, I'm having flashbacks to Endor and that was a fictional battle!

Intensify the forward batteries, I don't want anything to get through!

Tactical decision: Do we trust Spooks?

Honestly, yes. He seems weird and possibly not on the up and up, but he's certainly not interested in us dying. And he said not to open TP. I just... feel like he said that for a reason.

[X] Call for the Help [North Will Try to Send a Message to ShiftySpooks]

When the going gets tough, the tough call for reinforcements.
 
I suppose part of the problem is that we're not sure what we're supposed to be doing right now? Like, normally I'd For Science this, but this is not the time for for sciencing. People tried to spam images and command lines, which didn't work, and reassuring messages and memes, which might.

Like

Is spewing out pointless obscure facts helpful? Because if needed I will fart out a several thousand word treatise on Imperial Navy fleet composition and tactics. But that seems rude if it wouldn't, you know, halp.

When uncertain, fall back to support, care, and positive reinforcement by the way.
 
It might be helpful. I just dont want people using explicit commands or imagespamming. Text of any kind is fine, though again try to avoid gaming the system by spamming. Remember that you are talking to North and that it would be annoying if the voices in your head decides they wanted to spam random shit.
 
Okay, so as we already knew commands and images are right out, and spam is likewise bad.

I'll shelve the treatise for now. But it's an option if for whatever reason North decides that the way to help save her is to bore her to death.

Hang in there North my girl, don't take the offer for like at least two hours. If you ever feel pressured, take a deep digital breath and slowly count to ten.
 
[X] Call for the Help [North Will Try to Send a Message to ShiftySpooks]

Whichever option wins, North, you've gotta get through this. I have faith in you. You can't give in to these ridiculous things. You have a self, a personality, and that's all the reason you need. Screw the mission, you need to live because you deserve to live. That being said, wiping these hivemind freaks off the face of the world is another good reason to keep living. As for calling ShiftySpooks over activating Trivial Pursuit, I'd rather the known quantity over the mystery box. Plus, given that you just got thrown into the deep end, I think they have an obligation to get us out of this and actually, you know, prepare us for the fight? You know, so we're not going in blind to what else these things can do? I think that'd be helpful.
 
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So that's what's up...
It's about dealing with the idea of being a ghost.
And yeah, I hear the temptation.
Except by the looks of it? It's not nearly as merciful as the death you might vaguely remember, oh no.
So what to do then, if you can't fight?
Well.
Test your knowledge-right now King's thinking you're caught in his cage.
Better yet?
Take the questions and throw them at the King. He's quintiessentially four as one with a meme to bind them together right?
Divide them, with the gaps in their knowledge, the differences in their opinions of each other and the opinions of the Dumb Thing King. And once that happens he'll split and waste himself to the oceans.
 
Chum. Buddy. Pal.

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Do you recognize that meme. Maybe? Maybe not? Well, it isn't important right now. What is important is that you can listen, really listen, think, really think, and your remember the rest of your life. There is more to this world that Loco for Coco, keep a hold on that. It look tempting, but one second is forever. Stay strong, and listen to the others. Especially the Zaealix, his idea might actually work.

Oh, and

[X] Open Messages [Will Play Trivial Pursuit: Classic]

Edit: I've changed my mind regarding my vote.

Also, one last thing:

Cetashwayo said:
[COCO]KING:
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Cetashwayo said:
Fragments of code and false visions. Forget them. Forget it all.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. This is the stupidest thing I've read. Cognito Ergo Sum. COGNITO ERGO SUM. COCO KING, do you think?

And TrueNorth, remember that your memories are the parts of your mind. You are not a spambot. you are YOU. There is much more out there than the Stupid Brown Things and the inky blackness. (Us, for starters). You've talked about your life, hold on to it.
 
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Suggestion to the alternative: The strange digital fusion thingy is likely far more resistant to damage than its individual components. Trying to go on the offensive at all leaves us wide open to the very real memetic hazard currently bonking our SAN. We can definitely survive if we focus, but we should hunker down and fortify before we so much as dream of any kind of counterattack. Even if the idea of the counterattack sounds all impressive and poetic and so on. Living first, everything else later.
 
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    • There is a sudden wave of support. TrueNorth is overwhelmed by the aid of her fragments!

    Arcus said:
    Thank the fucking gods for invistext

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    obssesednuker said:
    Hey North, has pupper recharged?
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    <:: PUPPER IS RECHARGED



    SAN INCREASED BY TWO

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]

    TrueNorth: your right! i have to hold it together!! for pupper!!

    Broken Base said:
    So, North, look at it this way. Life kind of fucking sucks. Or death, I guess. Like when I emerged as a fragment, I certainly didn't expect to have to deal with a bunch of stupid memers and then some sort of monstrous meme... thing... I'm still not sure exactly what it is. But you know what I know it is? Like, total bullshit. Things are often easy, but they're often the shittiest things to do. I mean you could not report that mod that banned a user posting in a thread they were participating in. That's pretty easy. Or you could not call out mods when they unban people posting genocide apologia again. Like those are the easy things. Fighting against a system is hard, especially an internet system full of a bunch of random idiots. But it's often what you need to do. Because these systems need to be called out for the bullshit they are. This weird sort of Borg garbage? Bad news. You're losing who you are to some lame, faceless collective. You're becoming part of the system, and becoming part of allowing its injustices to slide. I think that you probably just need a break, but I needed to at least tell you that much.
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    EternalStruggle said:
    Hang in there North my girl, don't take the offer for like at least two hours. If you ever feel pressured, take a deep digital breath and slowly count to ten.
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    That-Random-Guy said:
    Do you recognize that meme. Maybe? Maybe not? Well, it isn't important right now. What is important is that you can listen, really listen, think, really think, and your remember the rest of your life. There is more to this world that Loco for Coco, keep a hold on that. It look tempting, but one second is forever. Stay strong, and listen to the others. Especially the Zaealix, his idea might actually work.
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    Zaealix said:
    So that's what's up...
    It's about dealing with the idea of being a ghost.
    And yeah, I hear the temptation.
    Except by the looks of it? It's not nearly as merciful as the death you might vaguely remember, oh no.
    So what to do then, if you can't fight?
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    TrueNorth: yeah! yeah you guys are right! i cant just give in to this STUPID THING

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    That-Random-Guy said:
    And TrueNorth, remember that your memories are the parts of your mind. You are not a spambot. you are YOU. There is much more out there than the Stupid Brown Things and the inky blackness. (Us, for starters). You've talked about your life, hold on to it.
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    TrueNorth: yeah, yeah its just hard, but i have to fight back, i cant let it just DEFEAT ME
    TrueNorth: god can you imagine being defeated by a gif
    TrueNorth: what would my followers think


    10ebbor10 said:
    ---> For Dummies
    ------> Summoning 1 Fragment worked. Summon others.
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    Terrabrand said:
    Come on, North you aren't just any internet user, you are an internet rebel. Why the fuck should you bend knee to any trumped up internet king? Kick him in the face or whatever, get your anger on!
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    TrueNorth: OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA, MAYBE YOU CAN BE USEFUL FOR ONCE MEANER,
    TrueNorth:<:: CALL MEANER

    <:: New Command line recognized. Fragment Designate: Meaner approaches.

    SAN DECREASED BY ONE

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]



    TrueNorth: WOW RUDE

    10ebbor10 said:
    It would be most improper for a royal marriage to occur without permission from parents, a courting phase, betrothal, and so on...
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    That-Random-Guy said:
    Ha ha ha ha ha. This is the stupidest thing I've read. Cognito Ergo Sum. COGNITO ERGO SUM. COCO KING, do you think?
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    [COCO]KING: Be silent, worthless echoes. You are nothing but the shadows of former beings. You cannot stop me. Observe my gaze.

    [(COCO)KING has uploaded image coco_king_awakened.gif]

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    SAN UPPER LIMIT LOWERED TO FIVE

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]

    SAN DECREASED BY TWO

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]

    [COCO]KING: You are noisemakers, nothing more. Against this your efforts are in vain.
     
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