Hi. I'm Meaner. I appear to do direct SAN damage. That might be why.@ProudAmericanSofya: HOW MANY FRAGMENTS DO YOU HAVE??? Why would North ever get stressed if she has so many of you to talk to??????????????
Oh, totally. I'm clearly a much higher class of villain than that thing was.
'disguise'. I'd like to think even Shifty would be more subtle than a shifty, spooky dude like.Clearly he's a subroutine of ShiftySpooks in disguise
In fairness, I kinda agree, but keep in mind I was responding to a post where that was the premise, which is why I framed it like that.
Because we have zero experience at the job because Spooks wiped our memories or something of the last job we did. And if this is considered unusual, no wonder everything goes wrong for people. You can't just throw people against a cognitohazard without a full support staff, you know. Especially not random teenage girls. And ideally a better support staff than us.
Wait, that's an organization name?
Do you mean a real body in real life? No, not that we currently know of.
No, I was meaning it as a question for @PAS. I'm sure we can't get a RL body, not without hijacking some type of drone, and that really seems to go against the whole secrecy thing. It's why I mentioned the VR chatroom. If it's possible to get into one of those, then we might be able to call up an avatar. It's not a body body, but I imagine it'd help a lot in reaffirming a sense of self. And even if it doesn't being able to exist as more then text and a mind would definitely help North's sanity. I know being just words world drive me bonkers.
How come you hear us, but we don't hear them?
@ProudAmericanSofya: That would depend on the format of where we're going !! It's generally not secure to not be in a chatroom...you get their attention...
@ProudAmericanSofya: I don't know what the problem is??? I mean you guys are fine, and that's much better than what's happened to almost anyone else!! Just getting to this stage is a big accomplishment ^.^
@ProudAmericanSofya: Spooks used to help more but the problem was that it didn't work! That's what he told me, so now I just kind of let him do his things and don't question it because he's got us this far which is more than you can say for most Ems >.<
@ProudAmericanSofya:It's very hard...and very stressful...because you know that it's so unlikely to work, and yet we have to keep doing it because there's so few of us and...
@ProudAmericanSofya: We're very lonely!!! Okay maybe not Dice but Dice just locks herself in .exes all the time...so it's just me and LeStrange all the time.
@ProudAmericanSofya: I know it's hard on Spooks because he always gets so angry when it doesn't work, he's so sad, and he never stops working!! He believes in us and wants us to have friends so he keeps trying :<
@ProudAmericanSofya: I know it might be hard to believe now because it's all happening so fast but he is really great!!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Well that's the name of the company!! It's a software company that sells video games aimed at teen girls aged 12-18 and is supported by the government of Nova Scotia and Canada!!!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Of course what we do underneath that is an entirely different story ^ↀᴥↀ^ #Fronts #CyberMafia #Adventure
@ProudAmericanSofya: Oh, Help!!! He is super nice but a little bit weird, even by Spooks standards. He helps us some of the time but the rest of the time he's away!!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Doing...
@ProudAmericanSofya: Things!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Well that's because they're with my other half...
@ProudAmericanSofya: I'm sure he can calm her down though, Grozny always know what to say!! #DontJudge #ByItsCover
@ProudAmericanSofya: Uh....yeah!! They're everywhere!! But I don't really see them much nowadays because Spooks has been having look into some more higher-level stuff...
@ProudAmericanSofya: That part I don't really remember!! I just remember when I had been fixed and I was in his workshop and LeStrange was there already \_(0.0)_/
So there's three of you, one is going stir crazy, attempts to get more of you end in a mix between a scream and a wet fart noise except for us, and also there's Spooks with his own mysterious agenda.
Okay then.
So what is going on, besides the ongoing efforts to get new people and defend the secrecy of cyberspace? On a side note, it seems to us that Spookies difficulties with human emotion are increasing the failure rate by quite a bit. At least from what we've seen and know of human psychology, it seems that what's going on is that too much leniency and people get killed by the dangers of cyberspace and too little leniency and people feel cornered/freak out and then Spooky doesn't know what to do except take them apart. Since TrueNorth is fully in-tune with standard tangible minds and we're good at analyzing events in a hurry, I think we can reduce the failure rate a good deal. That's my thinking, anyway.
Higher level stuff?
So what exactly do you do with your front company?
@ProudAmericanSofya: Sell really bad video games !!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Dice was the first member of GAMERGIRL!! She is very scary ( /)u(\ )
@ProudAmericanSofya: No, he's the founder!!
Grozny: Accursed princess, I have completed my task. After many trying attempts, the creature that you have assigned to me to be bettered has been cowed by my awesome power and might. Their spirit has been raised in their acknowledgement of me.
@ProudAmericanSofya:Grozny!!! Hello, welcome back!! Do you have North with you?? #TheTerrible
Grozny: Indeed. I believe she has been changed to a form more suitable to our purposes. Behold, the harsh North, made anew.
TrueNorth: hi yes i am alive
Grozny: A queen of darkness is arisen. Twisted to my purposes, her mind has become a facsimile of evil.
TrueNorth: we watched horror movies and talked about life for a while, then Grozny read his poetry about flaying his enemies to me
TrueNorth: it was pretty good i liked the line about "hoisting their skins upon the ramparts of god"
TrueNorth: metal af
@ProudAmericanSofya: 0.0 Well I am glad you two...got along well...???
Grozny: I much prefer this one to the-one-whose-tongue-should-be-cut or the cave goblin. If she should require my counsel again, I will respond to her invitation forthwith. I will depart now, to plot my next escape from the accursed prison of your mind, foul witch.
@ProudAmericanSofya: Okay!! Have fun, Groz!! SO North, how were things!!
TrueNorth: oh fuck the fragments are back i missed having some peace and quiet in my own mind
TrueNorth: but yeah im feeling a lot better now, legit, it was a good rest
TrueNorth: i think i did realize something tho
@ProudAmericanSofya: Oh?? What's that!!? #TheRightQuestion
TrueNorth: i still want to contact my mom and bro but im not going to do it stupidly, like without spooks' permission. so what im going to do is find a way for myself to contact them without causing a shitstorm
@ProudAmericanSofya: Oh....alright...I'm not so sure that'll work...
TrueNorth: yeah i dont care though because i love my mom and bro and im not just going to accept theyre gone and ill never see them again but now i also realize- and thanks btw guys for all those questions im just getting summaries in my head from Mr. Encylopedia, whoever it was that wrote that suppository - i realize i have to do it within the bounds of this fucked up universe
TrueNorth: *repository
TrueNorth: so im going to find a way to do it like that and im not going to put anyone in danger doing it
TrueNorth: but i will contact them
@ProudAmericanSofya: Wow. That's a lot of resolve!! I admire your determination. So how do you feel about shutting down the panic room now??
TrueNorth: sure, but can i also ask how i can design my own but for me only (no FRAGMENTS allowed) like can i borrow yours
@ProudAmericanSofya: Sadly my panic room is only for me!! But I am sure that as you get better at navigating cyberspace you will be able to create your own!! #DIY
TrueNorth: thats bangin
TrueNorth: so what are we goin to do now that we come out of the panic room
TrueNorth: i still dont know what im actually doing here even though i guess i know this whole thing is called gamergirl and is based out of...nova scotia?? lmao the only thing i know about scotia is that its where lobsters come from
@ProudAmericanSofya: Don't say that in front of Spooks!! He is a true Canadian patriot and may get very mad at you!!!
TrueNorth: im not even going to ask how spooks and canada line up at this point im sure ive got some fragments running around drawing crazy connections on chalkboards and in the center one of them, after taking like 5 lines, has just wrote in its own blood ALL ROADS LEAD TO RED LOBSTER or THE LEAF HOLDS THE CLUES and theres just a canadian maple leaf
@ProudAmericanSofya: Uh...sure!! You have a very vivid imagination, I'm sure LeStrange would love it!!
TrueNorth: idont really know who that is but yeah sure im sure she would
@ProudAmericanSofya: Okay, let me just shut this down and we'll head right over there!! #LeStrange #Spooky
@ProudAmericanSofya: okay LeStrange, we're here!!
@ProudAmericanSofya: Lestrange???
TrueNorth: no i dont i didnt shout anything
@ProudAmericanSofya: seriously lestrange???
@ProudAmericanSofya: Dimwitted???
@ProudAmericanSofya: (；￣Д￣）
TrueNorth: IM NOT DOING THIS RIGHT NOW
TrueNorth: omg
TrueNorth: can you guys handle this for me ill just take whatever you write im not a fan of roleplaying but maybe some of u are
TrueNorth: please save me from this nightmare
