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GAMERGIRL: Morbid Misadventures of a Digital Kind

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Man, Mango, Coconut. We're all edible in the end. So I'm fairly sure the solution to this is to eat the weirdos.
¯\_ _/¯
[ ] Focus on drinking the leader [-1 SAN, target FGH78 with appetite].
[X] Focus on undermining the leader [-1 SAN, target FGH78 with insults].
 
Cetashwayo said:
TrueNorth: okay professor mustache it is
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*Attention: SovietMode still activated*

Their archaic feudalist system cannot withstand the grand sweep of the dialectic! The peasants shall be organized and collectivized! The establishment of mechanized means of coconut production will spur industrialization and the creation of a urban proletariat! The aristocracy, above all their king, shall be liquidated! The-hold one.

*SovietMode deactivated*

Can they hear any of this? They don't seem to be reacting for some reason...
 
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Cetashwayo said:
TrueNorth: honestly i could do with or without the rest of u but this pupper is here to stay
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Well I mean...

We literally have no other purpose than to help you through this so you're stuck with all of us, unfortunately.

Who knows, maybe once you kick these Dumb Things' asses maybe you'll be able to like, selectively mute us or something.
 
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Intervote: NEW COMMAND LINE DISCOVERED: CALL PUPPER
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    • Broken Base said:
    What if we figure out a way to weaponize the dog. It could be a useful tool against the Dumb Things.
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    TrueNorth: wait
    TrueNorth: that actually might work
    TrueNorth: maybe i just need to...like...interface with it...
    TrueNorth: and i already like it
    TrueNorth: hmmm
    TrueNorth:should i just like make a command
    TrueNorth: they had those command lines so should i like
    TrueNorth: <:: Call Pupper

    <:: New Command line recognized. Fragment Designate: Pupper approaches.



    SAN INCREASED BY TWO

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]

    TrueNorth: what
    TrueNorth: that actually worked???
    TrueNorth: Let's try it again
    TrueNorth: <:: Call Pupper



    <:: Pupper is recharging.

    TrueNorth: okay i guess thats fair enough you rest then little buddy
    TrueNorth: so yeah that worked
    TrueNorth: i have a recharging dog
     
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    • ManusDomine said:
    I don't think Mike is going home, and I don't think they exist outside their own context now. The coconut crew was described by ShiftySpooks as a memetic infestation and they convinced Mike that his real dad was the coconut king. I don't really think the coconut king exists as a singular entity anymore, if he ever did at all; I think he's just the manifestation of their shared illness. If mike actually went to talk to his dad, I think he'd find that he died long ago, and would pass on without anything to tie him anymore. Their use of words like "mango" to simply describe everything that is counter to them, reminds me of how totalitarian ideologies "destroy everything" to create a cultural framework for themselves, in which everything else is Strange And Different. I don't think this is particularly different; the meme must live, so the enemy must die and choke, no matter what, it must be given no quarter, and none must be asked for.

    this is why truenorth should fuck the leader up, echo chambers happen all the time, who's better to fuck them up, make those crybabies go back to their coconut hugbox bcos they can't stand the truth, show them who's fucking boss
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    Hmm. I'm pretty sure that Mike's true dad isn't dead, simply as a function of time scales, improved health facilities, and the lack of indications detected (us fragments can be pretty observant) that there is a massive time lag between death and avatarification.
     
    Are we coding now?

    If so: <:: Deploy Fireball
    <:: Subscribe Cat Facts
    <:: Fuck off Wilsons
     
    I would suggest trying some 'help' or 'display' or a similar command to see if you can list what commands you have. Otherwise it might get annoying to constantly be blared by 'Insufficient privileges."

    Now that you have a dog, you might also be able to get, say, some arms. It would probably help to have arms again. Hands too. Opposible thumbs are pretty ok.
     
    Hmm.

    Hey, TrueNorth; Can you give yourself Admin privileges via console command and ban the Brown Shaggy Shelled Fuckos from the chat?

    If not, using 'Help' as a console command might be useful.
     
    Cetashwayo said:
    TrueNorth: wait
    TrueNorth: that actually might work
    TrueNorth: maybe i just need to...like...interface with it...
    TrueNorth: and i already like it
    TrueNorth: hmmm
    TrueNorth:should i just like make a command
    TrueNorth: they had those command lines so should i like
    TrueNorth: <:: Call Pupper

    <:: New Command line recognized. Fragment Designate: Pupper approaches.



    SAN INCREASED BY TWO

    SANADVISORY: <:: SAN [1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10]

    TrueNorth: what
    TrueNorth: that actually worked???
    TrueNorth: Let's try it again
    TrueNorth: <:: Call Pupper



    <:: Pupper is recharging.

    TrueNorth: okay i guess thats fair enough you rest then little buddy
    TrueNorth: so yeah that worked
    TrueNorth: i have a recharging dog
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    @Admiral Skippy GET IN HERE WE NEED YOUR HELP
     
    Spider facts: spider tears cure cancer, but they never cry.

    I mean..uh. This emulation is seriously buggy.
     
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