Gamehammer 40K(Warhammer 40K/The Gamer)

[x] All points in dex
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] If anyone asks, say you found them in a hidden Ork cache.

Please don't waste our points on more luck.
 
No seriously what won?
Arbit did a tally here after you asked. Gamehammer 40K(Warhammer 40K/The Gamer) | Page 16
I am guessing you missed it, not a problem. Here is an up to date one with some extra votes that happened since then
Vote Tally : Gamehammer 40K(Warhammer 40K/The Gamer) | Page 14 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.5.7
[X] All in Luck
No. of Votes: 11
[X] All points in dex
No. of Votes: 9
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] If anyone asks, say you found them in a hidden Ork cache.
No. of Votes: 8
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] Say you found them in a hidden Ork cache. You're PDF. Smuggling and concealing contraband is a time-honored tradition.
No. of Votes: 5
[X] Stay Silent
-[X] Keep an eye out for any surprises
No. of Votes: 3
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] I scrounged them...
No. of Votes: 3
[x] Split Dex/Vit
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Mention Mines?
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Point Distribution: Save them
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] If anyone asks, say you found them earlier after the ork fight
No. of Votes: 1
[X] half in wisdom, half in Luck
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] If anyone asks, say you found them in a hidden Ork cache.
--[X] If asked why didn't tell anyone say there were nothing to mine till this point.
No. of Votes: 1
[x] Mention Mines
-[x] Say you found them in a hidden Ork cache.
--[x] If pressed, explain that you are good at "acquisitions" so you know where to look for stuff that might be hidden.
---[x] Look for actual secret caches to back up your story.
No. of Votes: 1
Total No. of Voters: 25
The result is the same as with his tally (only with more voters now), the winner is
[X] All in Luck
[X] Mention Mines
-[X] If anyone asks, say you found them in a hidden Ork cache.
 
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Bloodbowl
"Uh, I have some mines!" You say, subtly using sleight of hand to draw them from yer inventory. The sister nods.

"Alright." She walks over and holds her hand out. "I assume they aren't armed?" She asks. In response you give her a blank look. You might have been born on a backwater world in the middle of nowhere, but you weren't thick.

"Yes. They aren't armed. I don't carry around armed mines." You deadpan as you place the mines, big thick circular things, into her hands.

"Alright. Many thanks, PDF." She states. In response, you nod.

"Least I could do." You say, slightly tipping your cap in response. The Sister then takes the mines, and fiddles with them for a moment, before walking to the door.

"Everyone, take a few steps back! I'm going to arm these, then detonate them to knock the door down!" She said. In response, everyone backed away as she began to arm them.

"So. Where'd you get the mines?" You heard from the Psyker behind you. "Because you didn't get them from the guardsmen." He continued. You turned, a response well in mind.

"Found em." You said, simply. In response, Maximillan blinks.

"You....found them? Where?"

You shrug. "Dead Ork was carrying them." His posture relaxes somewhat.

"Ah. That explains it."

You promptly hear the mines go off, and turn to see the door blasted open. On the other side is...

A room. A very large room. "Alright, everyone! Let's go!" Ophelia shouts, and once again your group returns to formation and crosses the threshhold...

Only for a secondary door to slam shut the moment you step through. The moment it does, the lights go dim, and as your eyes adjust, you begin to hear the unmistakable sound of a Ork, it's voice amplified by some means. "WELCOM, BOYZ N GROTS, T THE BIGGEST SPEKTACLE THIS SIDE OF DA EYE OF TERRAH! WHERE THE NOBS ARE SEPERATED FROM THE KRUMPED! WHERE OUR DEAR KONTESTANTS FIGHT FOR DA GLORY! DA TEEF! AND ALL DA MARBLES! WELCOME TOOOOOO....."


"BLUDBOWL!"

"DIS GAME, WE'Z GONNA BE HAVING DA WEE SNOTS DAT BEEN FIGHTING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE SHIP FACE OFF AGAINST DA BEST! DA BROIGHTEST! DA KILLIEST! DA ORKIEST! FOR THA ROIGHT TO FACE OFF AGAINST DIS SECTORS CHAMP, DA WARDEN LOCKDOWN!"

"WILL DA PLUCKY UNDERDOGS WIN, OR WILL DEY GET KRUMPED LIKE THE REST? ONLY GORK N MORK KNOW, AND DEY DON'T SEEM KEEN ON SHARIN, HAR HAR HAR!"

FIRST OFF, WE'LL BE HAVIN THEM FACE OFF AGAINST DA WORMY BLOOS!"

Ophelia took a step back. "Sisters. Guardsmen. It appears we've walked into a trap." She states. "Be ready for combat." As she speaks, the walls on the side of the arena lift to reveal numerous greenskins, their skin painted a garish color of blue, with their skin...

Well, their skin appears to be rotting off. "GIVE A BIG HAND OF APPLAUSE FER DA BLOOS! FELLA'S ONCE HAD A MATCH WITH SOME SPIKY BOYS FER THAT ONE STINKY GOD, AIN'T BEEN RIGHT SINCE! DA BLOOS SPECIALIZE IN KLOSE KWARTERS KRUMPIN, OR KKK 'AS I LIKE T' CALL IT!"

The disfigured orks howl and charge...

Into a wall of flame. The Sisters reaction time was fast, too fast for the orks, and those who got in range were consumed by a sea of flame and hate.

Unfortunately, the guardsmen shooting at the Orks miss, for the most part, and what lands does very little. Ironically, you seem to be doing far, far better in that regard, carefully lining up shots and firing for maximum damage.

Through leveling up a skill, you have created a new skill!

Power Shot LV 1(0.00%)
Line up your shots carefully to increase your damage and crit chance!
Cost: 10 MP


Eventually the Orks wear themselves down, and the room empties.

"WELL DEN! TIME FOR OUR SECOND CHALLENGER!"

More doors attempt to open, and you raise your weapon in response...

Only for the doors to fail and slam shut. "ER! SORRY FOLKS, WE SEEM T'BE SUFFERIN A TEKNI-KUL ERRA! SINCE WE CAN'T LET ANY OF OUR OTHA CHALLENGA'S FACE OFF, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO HAVE DA WARDEN SHOW UP EARLY!"

Several holes rise in the middle of the arena, and out of it comes several platforms. On each is a band of orks, more well equipped than their compatriots, and more nasty looking as well. And on the center platform is a MASSIVE brute of a Ork.

Warden Lockdown
LV 60
Enterprising Bloodbowl Manager and Contestant



"So, yer the gitz dat been running around me ship." He states, raising his weapon, a massive monster of a hammer. "I gotz a bone t' pick with you, fer bumping off me crew and killing me nobs. In specifik, da bones I'm gonna pick from ya are going to be yer rib bones, make a nice xylophone fer me pet grot."

Sister Ophelia glares at him. "We fear you not, disgusting greenskin." She snarls, raising her own weapon. In response Lockdown gives a deep, rumbling laugh.

"What, you think yer gonna krump me with THAT toothpick?" His savage grin deepens, showing off more of his tusks. "Guess I gotta teach you a lesson or two."

With that, the Ork rushes forward, his hammer swing barely blocked by Ophelia, who is knocked back a few feet as she holds her blade in place.

The other orks charge or begin shooting. Battle has begun.

[ ] BOSS BATTLE TIME! Tactics? Strategy?
 
Sorry if the fight scenes are kinda meh. I'm going to start using a different system than what I have at any rate to make said battles more intense. Before now I've just been going D100+appropriate bonii vs D100+appropriate bonii which in retrospect is a TERRIBLE system.
 
We got flame-throwers for big guy (would go for the eyes) with Ophelia intercepting his charges. Our psi friend should try to get him to.
While we take down shottas with power shot.

Mby something like this?
(Team we can win this BLUDBOWL. Listen to coach and we will be fine.)
 
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We got flame-throwers for big guy (would go for the eyes) with Ophelia intercepting his charges. Our psi friend should try to get him to.
While we take down shottas with power shot.

Mby something like this?
(Team we can win this BLUDBOWL. Listen to coach and we will be fine.)

You control your own actions. No one elses.
 
[X] Put the Lasgun on Overload mode and Power Shot the bugger. Aim for the head since the guy is so huge and we're pretty close to him, so it should be hard to miss.

Too bad we don't have more explosives.
 
Well, given that the only thing we can really do with any sort of efficiency is shoot people, there's basically two main options, in my opinion.

First option, we use Power Shot to quickly take down as many weak targets as possible, so that the rest of our group can focus on the big ones.
The other option is to try and take down the main/powerful enemies as quickly as possible.
 
You want to do this right beside a whole bunch of Sisters of Battle?
The Sisters are tolerating the Psyker in the first place, and they're not going to give a shit if we decide to do a quick game huddle while they're busy burning everything.

So the question is what can we do if we put our head together with a psykers head.
 
[X] OVERLOAD las-batteries, jump on his back and staff them right down his throat! With pathos!
-[X] Ask psyker for a support.
 
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[X] OVERLOAD las-batteries, jump on his back ad staff them right down his throat!
While I generally support crazy awesome stuff, this isn't crazy awesome, it's just crazy.

Is there any way we could get the Psyker to turn an overcharged las battery into a warp grenade or something?

Seriously people, work with me.
 
[X] AIm for the weaker orcs, since you currently lack the firepower for a serious shot at the boss and any less distractions for Ophelia means that she has a better chance at taking down Lockdown. Furthermore you might get lucky with looting and get explosives or superior equipment to even the fight further and possibly gain a trump to finish the fight.
 
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Power shots into nobs and letting Sisters engage boss is good idea. Maybe get other guardsmen to focus fire on lesser orks.
Other option is to pour all firepower at boss and hope to take him out first from long range and deal with rest of orks later.
Also make sure we are using high setting on our lasgun for additional firepower.

As for spending points on lvl up, spend them on things that will be harder to train, this Luck focus isn't looking good, it'll be harder to get more int, wis or wp than get people to gamble.
 
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