Fucking Dammit! [SI/Fuck if I know] (Yet another Salt Quest Knockoff)

[Xyzarach]

[X] Begin the Shipping War to end All Shipping Wars.

Xyzarach threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: who? Total: 19

Xyzarach threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: SHIP IT! Total: 51

 

[LaRed]

[X] Run around screaming.

LaRed threw 1 20-faced dice. Total: 13

LaRed threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 59

 

[justinkal]

Please be someone like Yuuno, Chrono, or Neptune!

[x] Begin the ultimate physical training regime! Eat, watch movies, and sleep! A true man needs nothing else!

justinkal threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 4

justinkal threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success? Total: 22

 

[Look to the Left]

[X] Somehow randomly turn into a girl

Because reasons.

Look to the Left threw 1 20-faced dice. Total: 2

Look to the Left threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 69

 

[ShadowAngelBeta]

Aww, no one wanted to got o Neptunia? Unless that was something else, but 4th wall breaking Nep-ing.

 

[Grue]

Aww, no one wanted to got o Neptunia? Unless that was something else, but 4th wall breaking Nep-ing.

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Everything is in.

 

[justinkal]

Aww, no one wanted to got o Neptunia? Unless that was something else, but 4th wall breaking Nep-ing.

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Actually, a lot of people did.

There was a tie between Sailor Moon and Neptunia, so the final result is "All of the above".

 

[Xyzarach]

Including any and all write ins, so long as they fit a few basic rules.

 

[ShadowAngelBeta]

Oh. I can live with this.

But now I want to make him one of the centers of a harem involving the entire cast.

 

[Look to the Left]

Oh. I can live with this.

But now I want to make him one of the centers of a harem involving the entire cast.

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If you're going to have a harem, then have one girl be the one sane man looking at all her female friends and thinking, "I don't see how this one man is that appealing."

 

[The Fourth Monado]

If you're going to have a harem, then have one girl be the one sane man looking at all her female friends and thinking, "I don't see how this one man is that appealing."

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I claim that spot.

 

[ShadowAngelBeta]

If you're going to have a harem, then have one girl be the one sane man looking at all her female friends and thinking, "I don't see how this one man is that appealing."

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Neptune (Who goes along with it anyway for trolling/lulz/4th wall script), Blanc, Uranus, Other Neptune, Pluto, Saturn... IF(?), uhh... Signum, Vita, Shamal. Nanoha by virtue of being one of the other harem center's. Well, if she ever wanted to be anyway. HDN Naptune has a waifu as well.

 

[Khawy]

[x] You are a Tunnel Snake. You have just heard of this new guy and you want him to join the crew. But first he must pass the initiation test - Water Polo.

Khawy threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: WHO ARE WE? Total: 15

Khawy threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: WE ARE THE TUNNEL SNAKES! Total: 75

 

[Grue]

[x] You are a Tunnel Snake. You have just heard of this new guy and you want him to join the crew. But first he must pass the initiation test - Water Polo.

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Who rules?

 

[Khawy]

Who rules?

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The Tunnel Snakes rule!

Now go forth and spread the words, young Grue.

 

[justinkal]

Neptune (Who goes along with it anyway for trolling/lulz/4th wall script), Blanc, Uranus, Other Neptune, Pluto, Saturn... IF(?), uhh... Signum, Vita, Shamal. Nanoha by virtue of being one of the other harem center's. Well, if she ever wanted to be anyway. HDN Naptune has a waifu as well.

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You forgot that Hibiki Tachibana and to a lesser extent Sakura Kinomoto are also harem protagonists

 

[Grue]

You forgot that Hibiki Tachibana and to a lesser extent Sakura Kinomoto are also harem protagonists

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IIRC, doesn't Tachibana's justification for that come from Infinite Stratos's harem shifting to her in the Magical Girl Crossover Game?

 

[justinkal]

IIRC, doesn't Tachibana's justification for that come from Infinite Stratos's harem shifting to her in the Magical Girl Crossover Game?

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In large part yes, although that game wasn't just about magical girls.

 

[Terrabrand]

[X] Blatantly stalk Chen Haze. If anyone calls you on it, deny it.

Terrabrand threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: who? Total: 20

Terrabrand threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: How well? Total: 21

 

[Highwind]

Wait, how do I Salt Quest? What do the dice mean? How do I get Daze to go to Tsubasa's concert? What's the meaning of Lif- no wait, I know that one.

 

[Terrabrand]

What do the dice mean? How do I get Daze to go to Tsubasa's concert?

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Dice is who is doing the thing you wrote and how well they do at it. The obvious answer to the later would be a vote of...
[] Drag Chen Haze kicking and screaming to the concert.

or the like

 

[Grue]

Wait, how do I Salt Quest? What do the dice mean? How do I get Daze to go to Tsubasa's concert? What's the meaning of Lif- no wait, I know that one.

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Basically, you make a vote. The D20 determines who it applies to, while the D100 determines if it succeds.
You'll have to get someone to drag him to the concert.

 

[Highwind]

Alright then.

[X] Drag Haze to Zwei Wing's concert. Don't let him escape and ignore his protests.

Highwind threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 18

Highwind threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success. Total: 57

 

[Grue]

Alright then.

[X] Drag Haze to Tsubasa's concert. Don't let him escape and ignore his protests.

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This is a Zwei Wing concert, not soleley a Tsubasa one. We're only at the start of Symphogear.

 

[LostDeviljho]

[x] Spot Haze-kun. Proceed to glomp the fuck out of him while babbling how great it is to see him.

LostDeviljho threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: who's it gonna be? Total: 13

LostDeviljho threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: glomp success rate Total: 16