In which Chen is still a huge fucking loser
InfiniteDaze
Too lazy to leave the house
- Location
- I wish I could stay
So life, as it turns out, is strange.
It has a way of setting up a norm, only to break that norm in the most bizarre way possible. Case in point, me. The (most likely) dimensionally displaced fourteen year old soon to be high schooler now named Chen Haze.
And yes, that name sucks but I didn't pick it.
But that wasn't the matter at hand here, the problem at was the aerial combat going up in the air.
It was like a hell on earth to be honest, and it scared me to the bone if I was going to be completly honest. The sky above me was littered with the explosions of people way more powerful then me fighting for no other reason then "She started it."
What the hell have I gotten myself into...
"The city's taking too much damage..." The older brunet at my side muttered to herself. "Hey Issei, we should probably go help out but..."
She glanced towards me.
"...If you want to go you can go." I declared, "Don't worry, I'll be fine I think. Probably just scared witless but that's what I have my Shield for."
"B-But you can't-"
"Hayate." Issei called out to her, putting a hand on her shoulder before looking over towards me. "...Are you sure about this? There's no changing your mind."
....I honestly didn't expect him to be this serious but I can understand the reason. "It's a warzone right? They need all the help they can get, go ahead."
Chen Haze rolls d20 for Charisma! 10!
Screw you.
"You sure man?" The Crimson Dragon Emperor asks, "You're shaking a little."
"Just shock." Which is totally not something to be worried about at all. "And maybe adrenaline. Not going to lie my heart is beating faster then it ever has but... well you know, I can handle myself I think."
"Heh, alright." Sweet. "You should be safe if you can get out of Planeptune, there's a share town near by, good luck and come back alive you hear? You and me need to praise oppai together."
Jeez the fact that he could say that so seriously...
Wait Planeptune?!
Come on that's just...
10% Adrenaline
20% fed up with the world
"I'm not even surprised anymore." I declared as another explosion rattled the streets. I clenched the vanilla folder tightly in my hands and turned to face at the two other girls in the shop.
You probably don't think too much about it when you watch a show but sometimes how young a girl could be when they were brought to reality. Case in point Miyu, a girl currently huddled in a fetal position as her white haired friend tried to comfort her.
She's as old as my sister.
"Uh, hey." I tried, walking towards her while flinching from the screaming. She seemed to quiet down slowly before a couple of sobs could be heard.
Great she's crying. How do I deal with crying children?
Okay here's what you need to do...
Chen Haze rolls d20 for Charisma! 8!
"We gotta go," I tried, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Look, it's not safe here. We need to leave like now."
"...And why should I trust you?" She replied through her tears.
Point.
"No reason at all." I admitted, "I'm just a fourteen year old who got sucked into this. I'm not good at giving heartfelt speeches no matter how much I wish I could. Some of my ideas are ruined by reality and I live in my own head most of the times. But you know what? I don't want to leave you two behind, because I don't want to live with the guilt of my actions. So let me introduce myself, the name's Chen Haze, and I probably need you way more then you need me. Are you ready to come with me now?"
Ilya froze, her face turning to me before scrunching up a bit. "Chen... Haze...? I feel like I've heard that name before but I can't remember where? Ah, this so confusing!"
"Don't worry about, today is a confusing day anyways." I comforted her, "Anyways, I'm going to be leaving soon. You girls coming with me?"
"...Okay," Miyu muttered, standing up from her position. I could see the tear tracks on her face quite clearly. "Let's go."
"Right!" I yelled before turning back to the other two, "We're heading off! See ya guys later!"
"Good luck out there, and remember to watch out for the lady of the gems!" Issei yelled back. In an instant the two were gone in a flash of magic.
Wait what was that last part?
I turned to the girls whose jaws were currently dropped open. Not used to other magic huh? Nah I'll admit that was kinda cool.
The force field once again surrounded us as the car hit the shield, falling flat against it, and onto the ground with a loud thud.
"And we were on the side of the streets as well." I sighed as a couple of stray magic bullets collapsed the building next to me. "So left at the next intersection?"
"Mhm, that's right." Ilya answered, letting go of me before pointing at a large beacon of light in the distance. "See that? That's the checkpoint, we need to get past that in order to get out of the city."
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's move!"
It's been like this the whole time. Ilya seemed to know the streets like the back as she guided us through the city that was slowly turning to rubble.
Miyu had yet to say a word again.
The explosions never stopped, in fact they seemed to be getting worse as the big guns were probably being pulled out. It was a war of escalation and-
"Hey D-Dog," A female voice called out to us. I turned my head around only to see a tiny girl with short white hair walking towards us slowly, seemingly uncaring about the battle around us. "You have something of mine."
She pointed towards the folder.
Really?
"Uh no, it's mine." I replied, clutching it tighter. "Listen unless you're gonna-"
I didn't have time to react as she jumped towards me and through a punch, only blocked thanks to The Shield popping up and stopping her punch. The shock wave sent me flying in the air, landing on my ass causing me to groan as she continued to walk forwards.
"Folder." She replied curtly, "Now."
"Fuck you." I spat out.
60% fed up with the world
40% Adrenaline
She raised her arm back to throw another punch and I instinctively flinched back and closed my eyes before-
"Oryah!" A new voice shouted, and as I opened my eyes I saw my savior called and as I opened my eyes I saw a pale haired girl punch my attacker into a nearby wall with a gloved hand. She was wearing some sort of orange-black mecha-bondage suit with a big old black box strapped to her back and this time I knew who she was instantly.
"Never fear! The Beast of Gungnir is here!" What. "Just get out of here and leave this to me!"
"Yeah right." I growled out through clenched teeth, pulling myself off the ground. "Miyu, catch."
"Eh?" She exclaimed as I flung the vanilla folder at her. She fumbled with it before catching it proper and looked at me.
"Take it and head out." I explained, pointing away. "She's after the folder and I am really fucking pissed."
This is the worst idea I've ever had.
"B-But you really need to get out-" My savior said before I shushed her with my hand.
"Hibiki right? Look, you see, when some bitch comes at me and tries to steal my stuff, I get pissed. And when I get pissed? I do the only thing a guy like me can do." I glared at the white haired girl who was getting back up on her feet while Ilya and Miyu began to run away. "RIPPING AND TEARING."
"So? You wanna take her on together?" I asked, "Don't worry, I've got a shield."
"Eh? Eh?!"
"Good enough, I tank and you try to hit her while she's focusing on me." I felt a smirk coming to my lips despite the situation. "Let's dance, to the end of this life!"
CHEN HAZE AND HIBIKI TACHIBANA - CPU CANDIDATE VS KONEKO TOUJOU - ROOK OF GREMORY
REALITY IS BREAKING! READY? FIGHT!
Koneko eh? Time to break in the kitty.
"The Shield! My Hand!" I yelled as I charged forward, feeling the force field manifest itself around my hand. In one burst of speed I jumped forward and pulled my hand back...
Koneko rolled d100 to dodge! 83!
Chen Haze rolled d100 to hit! 1!
...And promptly cursed the dice gods as she easily dodged me causing me to land face forward. I quickly rolled in the streets causing rocks to poke me at various legs to avoid punch to the face that left a crack in the ground and quickly threw myself up again.
"You won't be touching him! ORA!" I heard Hibiki yell as she appeared next to the silver haired girl in a burst of speed.
Hibiki rolled d100 to hit! 102! Crit!
Koneko rolled d100 to dodge! 76!
In a blink of an eye her fists blurred into motion, instantly pummeling the poor girl before sending her flying into the wall again with one last kick.
Koneko rolled d100 for damage! 75!
...I suddenly felt extremely useless and silly as Koneko removed herself with a bloodied look on her face.
"Please surrender!" Hibiki yelled towards our, well more like her, opponent. "I don't want to keep fighting you any more."
Hibiki rolled d20 for Charisma! 12! Needed to pass! 10! [SUCCEED]
Wow now I just feel dumb.
"...Alright." She responded with a nod, flinching in pain a bit. "Will be back."
And with that she began to walk away from us as we stood there.
WINNER HIBIKI TACHIBANA!
Yeah fuck you to system.
"...So, I'm just gonna go..." I mumbled, slowly walking backwards in the direction where the other girls went. "It was uh, nice meeting you huh?"
"Y-Yeah..."
We just kinda stood there awkwardly at the abruptness of the ending.
I suddenly stopped walking only to turn back to where Hibiki was surveying the area. "Oh yeah, name's Chen Haze by the way. See you around if I ever get back maybe? Nah you probably don't want to see me after this. I'll just kinda-"
"So much damage..." The pale girl muttered, eyes widening! "That's right! I need to evacuate everyone- but that won't work either the collateral damage is huge- oh right that's why I have this!"
I watched in shock as she open the big black box on her back and pulled out a huge ass sword that I'm pretty sure weighs more then she does and held it up high.
"The sword that cuts through everything! Durandal! Cut through Reality!" I heard her yell as she brought down the sword.
...Oh fuck-
Before i could register anything some huge gaping hole was brought forth into the world and suddenly I felt myself sucked in violently.
I couldn't see anything before the world had vanished into a kaleidoscope of colors and... no... wait...
I saw God.
Sanity has been dropped to 0
It has a way of setting up a norm, only to break that norm in the most bizarre way possible. Case in point, me. The (most likely) dimensionally displaced fourteen year old soon to be high schooler now named Chen Haze.
And yes, that name sucks but I didn't pick it.
But that wasn't the matter at hand here, the problem at was the aerial combat going up in the air.
It was like a hell on earth to be honest, and it scared me to the bone if I was going to be completly honest. The sky above me was littered with the explosions of people way more powerful then me fighting for no other reason then "She started it."
What the hell have I gotten myself into...
"The city's taking too much damage..." The older brunet at my side muttered to herself. "Hey Issei, we should probably go help out but..."
She glanced towards me.
"...If you want to go you can go." I declared, "Don't worry, I'll be fine I think. Probably just scared witless but that's what I have my Shield for."
"B-But you can't-"
"Hayate." Issei called out to her, putting a hand on her shoulder before looking over towards me. "...Are you sure about this? There's no changing your mind."
....I honestly didn't expect him to be this serious but I can understand the reason. "It's a warzone right? They need all the help they can get, go ahead."
Chen Haze rolls d20 for Charisma! 10!
Screw you.
"You sure man?" The Crimson Dragon Emperor asks, "You're shaking a little."
"Just shock." Which is totally not something to be worried about at all. "And maybe adrenaline. Not going to lie my heart is beating faster then it ever has but... well you know, I can handle myself I think."
"Heh, alright." Sweet. "You should be safe if you can get out of Planeptune, there's a share town near by, good luck and come back alive you hear? You and me need to praise oppai together."
Jeez the fact that he could say that so seriously...
Wait Planeptune?!
Come on that's just...
10% Adrenaline
20% fed up with the world
"I'm not even surprised anymore." I declared as another explosion rattled the streets. I clenched the vanilla folder tightly in my hands and turned to face at the two other girls in the shop.
You probably don't think too much about it when you watch a show but sometimes how young a girl could be when they were brought to reality. Case in point Miyu, a girl currently huddled in a fetal position as her white haired friend tried to comfort her.
She's as old as my sister.
"Uh, hey." I tried, walking towards her while flinching from the screaming. She seemed to quiet down slowly before a couple of sobs could be heard.
Great she's crying. How do I deal with crying children?
Okay here's what you need to do...
Chen Haze rolls d20 for Charisma! 8!
"We gotta go," I tried, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Look, it's not safe here. We need to leave like now."
"...And why should I trust you?" She replied through her tears.
Point.
"No reason at all." I admitted, "I'm just a fourteen year old who got sucked into this. I'm not good at giving heartfelt speeches no matter how much I wish I could. Some of my ideas are ruined by reality and I live in my own head most of the times. But you know what? I don't want to leave you two behind, because I don't want to live with the guilt of my actions. So let me introduce myself, the name's Chen Haze, and I probably need you way more then you need me. Are you ready to come with me now?"
Ilya froze, her face turning to me before scrunching up a bit. "Chen... Haze...? I feel like I've heard that name before but I can't remember where? Ah, this so confusing!"
"Don't worry about, today is a confusing day anyways." I comforted her, "Anyways, I'm going to be leaving soon. You girls coming with me?"
"...Okay," Miyu muttered, standing up from her position. I could see the tear tracks on her face quite clearly. "Let's go."
"Right!" I yelled before turning back to the other two, "We're heading off! See ya guys later!"
"Good luck out there, and remember to watch out for the lady of the gems!" Issei yelled back. In an instant the two were gone in a flash of magic.
Wait what was that last part?
I turned to the girls whose jaws were currently dropped open. Not used to other magic huh? Nah I'll admit that was kinda cool.
"You set?" I asked, only to get nodding heads as a response. "Good."
I healed up the Clow Card, my only line of defense. "Protect us well man."
It pulsed in response
I healed up the Clow Card, my only line of defense. "Protect us well man."
It pulsed in response
NYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"GET DOWN!" I yelled at the top of my lungs as a car flew towards us. The two girls grabbed onto my legs as I held the card up to the vehicle. "The Shield!"
The force field once again surrounded us as the car hit the shield, falling flat against it, and onto the ground with a loud thud.
"And we were on the side of the streets as well." I sighed as a couple of stray magic bullets collapsed the building next to me. "So left at the next intersection?"
"Mhm, that's right." Ilya answered, letting go of me before pointing at a large beacon of light in the distance. "See that? That's the checkpoint, we need to get past that in order to get out of the city."
"Well what are we waiting for? Let's move!"
It's been like this the whole time. Ilya seemed to know the streets like the back as she guided us through the city that was slowly turning to rubble.
Miyu had yet to say a word again.
The explosions never stopped, in fact they seemed to be getting worse as the big guns were probably being pulled out. It was a war of escalation and-
"Hey D-Dog," A female voice called out to us. I turned my head around only to see a tiny girl with short white hair walking towards us slowly, seemingly uncaring about the battle around us. "You have something of mine."
She pointed towards the folder.
Really?
"Uh no, it's mine." I replied, clutching it tighter. "Listen unless you're gonna-"
I didn't have time to react as she jumped towards me and through a punch, only blocked thanks to The Shield popping up and stopping her punch. The shock wave sent me flying in the air, landing on my ass causing me to groan as she continued to walk forwards.
"Folder." She replied curtly, "Now."
"Fuck you." I spat out.
60% fed up with the world
40% Adrenaline
She raised her arm back to throw another punch and I instinctively flinched back and closed my eyes before-
"Oryah!" A new voice shouted, and as I opened my eyes I saw my savior called and as I opened my eyes I saw a pale haired girl punch my attacker into a nearby wall with a gloved hand. She was wearing some sort of orange-black mecha-bondage suit with a big old black box strapped to her back and this time I knew who she was instantly.
"Never fear! The Beast of Gungnir is here!" What. "Just get out of here and leave this to me!"
"Yeah right." I growled out through clenched teeth, pulling myself off the ground. "Miyu, catch."
"Eh?" She exclaimed as I flung the vanilla folder at her. She fumbled with it before catching it proper and looked at me.
"Take it and head out." I explained, pointing away. "She's after the folder and I am really fucking pissed."
This is the worst idea I've ever had.
"B-But you really need to get out-" My savior said before I shushed her with my hand.
"Hibiki right? Look, you see, when some bitch comes at me and tries to steal my stuff, I get pissed. And when I get pissed? I do the only thing a guy like me can do." I glared at the white haired girl who was getting back up on her feet while Ilya and Miyu began to run away. "RIPPING AND TEARING."
"So? You wanna take her on together?" I asked, "Don't worry, I've got a shield."
"Eh? Eh?!"
"Good enough, I tank and you try to hit her while she's focusing on me." I felt a smirk coming to my lips despite the situation. "Let's dance, to the end of this life!"
CHEN HAZE AND HIBIKI TACHIBANA - CPU CANDIDATE VS KONEKO TOUJOU - ROOK OF GREMORY
REALITY IS BREAKING! READY? FIGHT!
Koneko eh? Time to break in the kitty.
"The Shield! My Hand!" I yelled as I charged forward, feeling the force field manifest itself around my hand. In one burst of speed I jumped forward and pulled my hand back...
Koneko rolled d100 to dodge! 83!
Chen Haze rolled d100 to hit! 1!
...And promptly cursed the dice gods as she easily dodged me causing me to land face forward. I quickly rolled in the streets causing rocks to poke me at various legs to avoid punch to the face that left a crack in the ground and quickly threw myself up again.
"You won't be touching him! ORA!" I heard Hibiki yell as she appeared next to the silver haired girl in a burst of speed.
Hibiki rolled d100 to hit! 102! Crit!
Koneko rolled d100 to dodge! 76!
In a blink of an eye her fists blurred into motion, instantly pummeling the poor girl before sending her flying into the wall again with one last kick.
Koneko rolled d100 for damage! 75!
...I suddenly felt extremely useless and silly as Koneko removed herself with a bloodied look on her face.
"Please surrender!" Hibiki yelled towards our, well more like her, opponent. "I don't want to keep fighting you any more."
Hibiki rolled d20 for Charisma! 12! Needed to pass! 10! [SUCCEED]
Wow now I just feel dumb.
"...Alright." She responded with a nod, flinching in pain a bit. "Will be back."
And with that she began to walk away from us as we stood there.
WINNER HIBIKI TACHIBANA!
Yeah fuck you to system.
"...So, I'm just gonna go..." I mumbled, slowly walking backwards in the direction where the other girls went. "It was uh, nice meeting you huh?"
"Y-Yeah..."
We just kinda stood there awkwardly at the abruptness of the ending.
I suddenly stopped walking only to turn back to where Hibiki was surveying the area. "Oh yeah, name's Chen Haze by the way. See you around if I ever get back maybe? Nah you probably don't want to see me after this. I'll just kinda-"
"So much damage..." The pale girl muttered, eyes widening! "That's right! I need to evacuate everyone- but that won't work either the collateral damage is huge- oh right that's why I have this!"
I watched in shock as she open the big black box on her back and pulled out a huge ass sword that I'm pretty sure weighs more then she does and held it up high.
"The sword that cuts through everything! Durandal! Cut through Reality!" I heard her yell as she brought down the sword.
...Oh fuck-
Before i could register anything some huge gaping hole was brought forth into the world and suddenly I felt myself sucked in violently.
I couldn't see anything before the world had vanished into a kaleidoscope of colors and... no... wait...
I saw God.
Sanity has been dropped to 0
NYAHHHHHHHHH
I tried to scream through the gag as I was strapped to a table in the middle of a barren waste land.
"Well aren't you an interesting little thing?" A female voice whispered into my ears. "Trying to get home are you not? Well don't worry, the way home is through the Shinju, that much I can tell you. But how can you get there?"
I saw her place her face over mind and cupped my face. "Why with a little bit of the Shinju of your own."
I screamed.
"Oh my bad, I almost forgot to introduce myself. You may call me... why yes..."
"Well aren't you an interesting little thing?" A female voice whispered into my ears. "Trying to get home are you not? Well don't worry, the way home is through the Shinju, that much I can tell you. But how can you get there?"
I saw her place her face over mind and cupped my face. "Why with a little bit of the Shinju of your own."
I screamed.
"Oh my bad, I almost forgot to introduce myself. You may call me... why yes..."
HOMURA AKEMI - THE DEMI-FIEND
"Hm, looks like you couldn't handle that. Ah well, soon you'll be able to do many things... I hope. Try not to disappoint will you?"
NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All stats set to normal.
"Hm, looks like you couldn't handle that. Ah well, soon you'll be able to do many things... I hope. Try not to disappoint will you?"
NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
All stats set to normal.
So having an apartment of my own was pretty cool I guess. Nevertheless, it is time for day two and the return of school.
I just hope it won't turn out like yesterday.
I adjusted this damn tie as I stepped out into the street.
Let's do this shit.
Poor Chen will probably never be the hero he wants to be.
Loser.
I just hope it won't turn out like yesterday.
I adjusted this damn tie as I stepped out into the street.
Let's do this shit.
Homura didn't develop a reality marble but she did manage to slip into one. And get a job at Issei's store. Somehow.
Karrin is now a westaboo.
Kero joins the fight.
The Sky Badger is disappointed in ILYA.
The Shinju revives Kuro with more power for her left arm and eyes.
Sakura wonders about God Complexes.
Usagi can't steal shit because she's passed out.
Koneko attempts to mug Chen. It didn't go well.
Kanji isn't like that!
Yuna is already a girl. We think (she is).
Rias has been playing too many net games. Kancolle scum.
Nanoha is now the prime minister of Japan! Too bad she lives in Planeptune and Japan doesn't exist anymore.
Issei attempts to warn people about the suspicious lady. No one understands.
Fate poses fabulously.
Hibiki attempts to bring everyone to a parallel universe to avoid more damage. Unfortunately she is already in a pocket dimension and using an all cutting sword doesn't help.
Miyu goes through a shounen monologue when she finds the Castor Class Card in Chen's folder and decided to join the fight, then Hibiki fucks up.
Karrin is now a westaboo.
Kero joins the fight.
The Sky Badger is disappointed in ILYA.
The Shinju revives Kuro with more power for her left arm and eyes.
Sakura wonders about God Complexes.
Usagi can't steal shit because she's passed out.
Koneko attempts to mug Chen. It didn't go well.
Kanji isn't like that!
Yuna is already a girl. We think (she is).
Rias has been playing too many net games. Kancolle scum.
Nanoha is now the prime minister of Japan! Too bad she lives in Planeptune and Japan doesn't exist anymore.
Issei attempts to warn people about the suspicious lady. No one understands.
Fate poses fabulously.
Hibiki attempts to bring everyone to a parallel universe to avoid more damage. Unfortunately she is already in a pocket dimension and using an all cutting sword doesn't help.
Miyu goes through a shounen monologue when she finds the Castor Class Card in Chen's folder and decided to join the fight, then Hibiki fucks up.
Poor Chen will probably never be the hero he wants to be.
Loser.
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