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Fucking Dammit! [SI/Fuck if I know] (Yet another Salt Quest Knockoff)

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I'm waiting till next turn for Tamamo Nine bar shenanigans too. Didn't get in this round, but if I keep suggesting it statistically it should happen eventually!

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Though Highwind, you kinda voted twice so I don't know if your 92 roll actually counts since I don't think your supposed to try twice in one update.
 
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OverReactionGuy said:
I'm waiting till next turn for Tamamo Nine bar shenanigans too. Didn't get in this round, but if I keep suggesting it statistically it should happen eventually!

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Though Highwind, you kinda voted twice so I don't know if your 92 roll actually counts since I don't think your supposed to try twice in one update.
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I'm not sure if it's okay either, but honestly my first vote was as shitty as my roll and the idea is completely different, so it shouldn't count as a re-roll.
 
OverReactionGuy said:
I'm waiting till next turn for Tamamo Nine bar shenanigans too. Didn't get in this round, but if I keep suggesting it statistically it should happen eventually!

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Though Highwind, you kinda voted twice so I don't know if your 92 roll actually counts since I don't think your supposed to try twice in one update.
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Highwind said:
I'm not sure if it's okay either, but honestly my first vote was as shitty as my roll and the idea is completely different, so it shouldn't count as a re-roll.
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*looks, doublechecks*
While I'm not @InfiniteDaze, that would be a textbook no-no over in GRUE la GRUE, it's probably a nono here regardless of the vote being amusing.
 
Hmmm... let me see if I can get this through this time.

[X] Do something else, but accidentally cut down the Shinju while doing your other activity.
Random Tale threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success Total: 80
80 80
Random Tale threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who Total: 15
15 15
 
[X] Stand on Chen Haze's shoulders every chance you get for no particular reason.
Terrabrand threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 7
7 7
Terrabrand threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success? Total: 14
14 14
 
[X] Enter a Ramen Eating Contest
ScrewFate threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who Total: 1
1 1
ScrewFate threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Vaccination Complete? Total: 51
51 51
 
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[X] You Have Discovered The Dark Side of the Force Through your new Spirit Animal, Chancellor-Emperor-Senate Sheev Palpatine
TehChron threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: POOOOOWER Total: 13
13 13
TehChron threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: UUUUUUUUUNLIMITES POOOOOWER! Total: 7
7 7
 
Oh, cool, I made it for a voting phase.

[X] These motorized rollerblades seem really cool... hey, you're really good at this!
Archeo Lumiere threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Blader Total: 14
14 14
Archeo Lumiere threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Good? Total: 66
66 66
 
[X] The time has come for Chen to take his rightful place as the School's NEW OVERLORD
WildCardFool threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who Total: 15
15 15
WildCardFool threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success? Total: 42
42 42
 
InfiniteDaze said:
"Thanks man, I owe you one!" He exclaimed with a tired sigh, leaning on the counter. "I have no idea why I thought this was a good idea."

"What? Making a coffee shop?" I asked, looking around the place.

It was a clear mess.

"Yeah. But, I have a dream!" He shouted, fist in the air. "That one day, this place will be a perverts paradise! Where men and women alike can walk in and share their love of oppai together!"

"Wait so is this a sex shop?"

"Nope!" A cheery female voice piped in. "Everything here is PG! Except the porn, but you have to pay premium for that!"

I jumped up a bit before turning around to come face to face with a girl with short brown hair and equally brown eyes staring back at me in amusement.

"Ah Hayate, you're here! Same as usual I take it?" The teenager behind the counter asked, already filling up a cup of coffee. I watched in shock as he calmly fricken threw it at her and she caught it gracefully, not even spilling a single drop and moving around to the counter.

-2 Sanity

"Thanks Issei!" She replied before downing the cup in one go. The moment she was done she slammed the cup into the counter. "ANOTHER!"

"Gah! My ears!" I yelled, "Don't do that when you're right next to me!"

"Whoops! You okay?"

"Give me a second.... and good." I sighed before my ears caught up with me. "Say what did you say your name was?"

"Ah! I'm Hayate Yagami and that perv behind the counter is Issei Hyoudou!" What. "We founded this shop together after selling all our.. treasure. And robbing a bank, or two."​
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Dammit, Daze, you magnificent bastard -- you (or maybe just the dice, I'unno) beat me to it!

Anyway...

[x]Meditate extensively, before realizing your true spiritual destiny as a Real American (regardless of actual nationality or ethnicity).

EDIT: Again? :(​
EvaUnit01 threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 2
2 2
EvaUnit01 threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Success? Total: 12
12 12
 
1: [X] Enter a Ramen Eating Contest(51)
2: [X] Put on a suit of power armor, grab as many weapons as you can carry, march through the barrier, and kill the shit out of every single monster out there. RIP AND TEAR!(70)
3: [X]Open a rift to the DC multiverse.(41)
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5: [X] Invite Chen to visit Yuuna. Don't what possessed her to jump into a flaming pool. But I am sure she'll appreciate any company. Be creative(Bribe/Force.) if he refuse. Get Koneko Toujou to come along too.(60)
6: [X] Take a selfie while crossing the street, try to get hit by a car. It'd make for a really fucking cool selfie.(59)
7: [X] Discovers a box of mood bracelets which locks the wearer's mood to the bracelet while worn(49)
8: [X] Lock down reality so only mundane actions can be performed... for a given value of mundane.(40)
9: [X] The time has come. Awaken Mazinkaiser.(68)
10: [X] Summon enough lions to defeat the sun.(45)
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12: [X] Somehow summon Assassin Look to the Left using Sakura Matou as a host after being chased by a Darth Maul Wanabe.(39)
13: [X] You Have Discovered The Dark Side of the Force Through your new Spirit Animal, Chancellor-Emperor-Senate Sheev Palpatine(7)
14: [X] These motorized rollerblades seem really cool... hey, you're really good at this!(66)
15: [X] Do something else, but accidentally cut down the Shinju while doing your other activity.(80)
16: [x] Convince Saber to join the Love Live! School Idol Project. It will be great. (98)
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20: [X] Someone's posted a bunch of posters around the school. They claim that you're some sort of sinner, and that the Phantom Thieves of Heart will steal your disorted desires. Panic.(37)
Highwind's second vote attempt has been excluded from this tally.
 
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