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Fucking Dammit! [SI/Fuck if I know] (Yet another Salt Quest Knockoff)

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I'll need some time to think of a good vote.
InfiniteDaze said:
this might as well be me life now.
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I didn't see Haze becoming a pirate in the list of actions.
InfiniteDaze said:
Karrin summons servant Caster in the Holy Grail War and engages in a fight with Lancer, which is promptly interrupted by Nanoha crashing her ship into the blue irish man knocking the two other passengers in her ship unconscious. She's got detention for a week on charges of Truancy.
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Being Lancer is Suffering :V
 
[X] Receive memories from an alternate timeline. Flip out, declare that THERE'S NO TIME, and declare yourself ruler of the school.
ApocalypticFish threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: Who? Total: 17
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Mortifer said:
[X] Play matchmaker with Chen and Yuki
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InfiniteDaze said:
Well me matey. Yar har fiddly dee. Do what ya want cause a pirate be free!
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Well in that case,

[x] Become a pirate (and not one of those silly digital ones) and begin organizing your fleet of ships, beginning with the SS Hazuna.
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What to roll, what to roll.
Possible considerations:
-Have a HGW participant mistake Chen for Caster, consequently having them attack him.
-Someone begins preparing to summon GO's Demon Pillars.
-I dunno, make some random character turn out to be actually a Sailor Senshi?
 
[X] Chen Haze is at the center of this convergence of worlds. You must give them the Decastaff so that they can become Magical Boy Decade and fix this by drawing upon the powers of the Magical Girls they befriend.
Legend of Ruina threw 1 20-faced dice. Reason: This too is Decade's fault Total: 10
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Legend of Ruina threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Final Form Ride: Dicebot Total: 70
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[X] Make Chen Haze's life a living hell by buying him a husky. There's nothing more evil than a husky.
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[X] Learn you are Sailor Earth. Or maybe Sun. No wait, both, obviously, you are the most special snowflake
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I actually want to see this.

[X] Go digging. While underground, find a tiny drill and a peaceful-looking metal head that seems to have a seat...
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beowolf threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: How well? Total: 44
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[X] Why? What is this? Whats going on? This isnt right! Where is everyone you know from your home, and why are you surrounded by all these strangers youve never heard of before in your life?!
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[X] The stars have aligned, it's time to perform the ritual to awaken dread Cthulhu.
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[X]Your past self in a full-body black coat, sent into the present by a overcomplicated timetravel plotline that hasn't quite happened yet, unbenowst to you challenges Chen Haze to a Bonus Boss fight with lightsabers.

Bad Decisions.™
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