[X] Now's your chance! It's time for the Pretty Sailor Soldier Servant Assassin to make her appearance! Love will prevail!
-[X] And while your illusion is busy doing that right in front of Emiya, sneak up behind everybody and RUUH BREAKAH Illya.
"I have the stupidest idea ever," with a flick of my wrist I was already looking through my tome looking for a decent illusion spell.
"How stupid?" The girl asked, sweat dropping as she didn't liked that statement.
"It involves, me trying to stab a kid in a back and making one of those wierd magical girls I been hearing about as a illusion." I stated as I found the spell I needed. "I suggest you don't look through the Dragon Tooth Warrior."
"Assassin if anything goes wrong then I'm blame everything on you."
"Sure sure." I said as I dematerialized and passed through the floor and straight to the third floor. Activating my Presence Concealment I sneaked up behind the group and watched from a corner.
The moron was still standing there, a deer caught in the headlight if you will. Archer was still on the ground, coughing out some blood from that kick Saber gave, C rank Endurance is shit against A++ Strength. "Wait wait wait what is this about me being a big brother?!"
"Oh? I thought you knew?" The girl was genuinely curious. "Oh? Seems like you haven't summoned a servant..." Now she seems genuinely confused. Meanwhile the knight... oh shit he's looking in my direction.
"Come out Assassin, I know you're there..." Fuck me and my D rank Presence Concealment. Well time to improvise.
"DAMN IT!" I shouted as I came out of the corner and released my Presence Concealment. "I had such a great plan too!"
"Oh? What plan?" The little girl said as she watched me carefully. "You weren't thinking of slitting my neck were you?"
"Even if she did," the knight was giving me a scrutinizing look, somehow I knew that despite the helmet. "Her Presence Concealment is quite weak... are you even an Assassin?"
"While I was never a professional killer in life," I was twirling one of my twin tail. "I still got a variety of tools to help me with my tasks."
"What kind of tools?" The little girl said.
"Well, I was going to distract you all with this illusion of mine." With a snap of my fingers I created a magical illusion seemingly out of thin air pulling the closest thing to a magical girl in my mind. That one time Rin got her hand accidentally on Ruby. Zeus knows how I remembered that. It was quite easy. Take the cat themed magical girl and do a lazy ass palette swap. Change the hair to blond, change the skin to light brown, change the dominant colour of the costume to blue instead of red and voila a shitting copy of magical girl ready for my use.
"HELLO! IT'S ME! PRETTY SAILOR SOLDIER SERVANT ASSASSIN!" She did a wink as a colourful explosion happened behind her with stage lights coming out of nowhere to illuminate her. Everyone immediately stopped what they were to look at the sight in front of them. Illya was trying to process what was in front in front her, wonder if she's having a blue screen of death right now. Archer was looking at me with me an approving smile and a thumbs up as she slowly crawls away from the scene. Shirou simply stood there as cocks his head in confusion. The knight... yeah he's standing there for some reason. Man that helmet is good at hiding his-
"Heh."
Eh?
"Heheheh..." The knight's shoulders started shaking as he began to laugh. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-!" He began to laugh uncontrollably as the little girl fell off his shoulders and he fell to the ground holding his stomach. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!"
The little girl seems to have snapped out of it as she stared at Saber in disbelief. "SABER! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" The Einzbern girl was now trying to shake the knight with her pitiful strength. "GET UP!"
"I... I CAN'T!" The knight said in the midst of its laughing fit. "IT SO STUPID THAT I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH! HAHAHAHA-!"
"NO! GET UP! RESIST!" The strange girl increased her efforts to free her servant from the laughing fits.
"..." I stared. My original Plan was to distract them with the crazy magical girl illusion before turning her into a makeshift flash bang, disorienting them as I quickly steal Saber and command him to commit suicide but... this worked too I guess.
Dispelling my Illusion, I took out my Rule Breaker and made a break for it. With a burst of power I leaped across the hallway to the little girl in barely a second. Only to then get kicked in the face by a still laughing servant as he flails around. Why can't things just go my way?
On the positive side, I somehow managed to get a lock of the strange girl's hair tangled on my Rule Breaker's blade. On the negative side, the strange girl's now glaring at me. "Once I get my Saber to laughing so hard I'm going to rip your arm and legs off and I burn you in a fire!" Man I need to remember her name, my memory is even more unreliable than I thought if I already know other servants and have memories of people I never met but this girl I can barely get a finger on.
"Oh the Tartarus with it, PLAN C IT IS!" With a flick of my wrist I casted a flash bang spell at the Einzbern pair. Quickly pocketing the hair, I got on my feet and made a leap at Shirou much to his surprise. Lifting him over my shoulders despite his protests. I ran down hallways at speeds of illegal street racers as I literally jumped over stairs before finally getting to door that leads to the rooftop.
Kicking it down I was met with a confused Rin as I ran straight at her."Assassin! What happened down there-"
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!" I said as I grabbed her by the waist and casted my spell. I didn't even need to chant it out loud like I did earlier, I was in such a hurry that I didn't noticed that I just used my High Speed Divine Words to instantly cast the spell. Man I need to use that more often. A black void consumes us all as the usual time and space warping and stuff happened before dropping us off at Luvia's place. "Okay not exactly Tohsaka mansion but good enough." I shrugged as I dropped both people down as I fell down myself. "Man. Running around and warping space time itself is really tiring."
"Assassin." I looked up, I saw the face of Rin Tohsaka as she tapped her feet waiting for an explanation on what happened down there. Man she got up fast. Shirou on the other hand seems to have been knocked out by the teleport spell.
"Uh..."
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