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[X] Getting ridiculously drunk got him into this mess. Surely, it couldn't make things worse?
 
[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Saber's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.
 
[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Nero's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.

Wade a best
 
Wade Garrett said:
[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Saber's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.
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But

But they'll die

You don't just put him into a club with alcohol and not expect a body count

He'll be saying "In ten thousand years even you might be worth something!" so much that he'll run the joke into the ground!
 
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TehChron said:
But

But they'll die

You don't just put him into a club with alcohol and not expect a body count

He'll be saying "In ten thousand years even you might be worth something!" so much that he'll run the joke into the ground!
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I'm sorry, I thought this was the Aaron Gentles Bizarre Adventure Quest, not the "Oh boo hoo all the poor saps who can't appreciate how the passage of time enhances everything are dying like animals I am sad so sad let me angst" Billy Cash Quest. :V
 
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Wade Garrett said:
I'm sorry, I thought this was Aaron Gentles Bizarre Adventure Quest, not "Oh boo hoo all the poor saps who can't appreciate how the passage of time enhances everything are dying like animals I am sad so sad let me angst" Billy Cash Quest. :V
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It's a fair point

But he'll need a lot of salt to preserve all those bodies. His Origin isn't "Pointlessly Wasteful " after all :V
 
TehChron said:
It's a fair point

But he'll need a lot of salt to preserve all those bodies. His Origin isn't "Pointlessly Wasteful " after all :V
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Sounds like Saber has her next job assignment when she drags her weak can't hold her liquor self up off the floor. And any salt left over can be used to make maragaritas. (See, if Aaron never actually sobers up, he never has to deal with the whole "Please someone kill me" hangover)
 
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Wade Garrett said:
Sounds like Saber has her next job assignment when she drags her weak can't hold her liquor self up off the floor. And any salt left over can be used to make maragaritas. (See, if Aaron never actually sobers up, he never has to deal with the whole "Please someone kill me" hangover)
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All he has to do is sacrifice one of those virgins from the club to the Hoodoo God of Curing Hangovers and he'll be all set

But the margaritas are an inspired idea
 
[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Nero's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.
 
TehChron said:
All he has to do is sacrifice one of those virgins from the club to the Hoodoo God of Curing Hangovers and he'll be all set
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Well, if Billy does appear in this Quest, Aaron effortlessly getting more and better stuff from the Hoodoo pantheon than Billy ever did would certainly be one way to get enough salt for all our bodily preservation/margarita mixing needs.
 
TehChron said:
He'll be saying "In ten thousand years even you might be worth something!" so much that he'll run the joke into the ground!
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Into the ground, where it'll be preserved, encased in rock, to be discovered by future generations! Gentles approves. Also, I wholeheartedly approve the "never be sober, avoid hangover" plan. Let's do this whole grail war drunk.

[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Nero's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.
 
Mortifer said:
Hey, you don't know how much she's drunk.

She's been drinking non-stop since she was summoned. You want to see how Gentles goes with that much alcohol in him? Go for the Ridiculously Drunk option. :V
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I think we still are taking that option, just instead of "get Ridiculously Drunk on your own in the hotel room" its "get Ridiculously Drunk at a party in a club with half the other masters of the war".
 
[X] Get dru...wait a second. Waaaaiiit a second.
-[X] This whole "alone in your hotel room" scene is killing your buzz, and that lightweight Nero's already passed out, she can't help you liven this par-tay up.
--[X] You gotta hit the club. Get your groove going. Disco ain't dead, it's just well preserved. Exactly like you!
---[X] Try and persuade the delivery people to hit the club with you. And definitely bring the extra booze with you. Just in case.
 
Xyzarach said:
I think we still are taking that option, just instead of "get Ridiculously Drunk on your own in the hotel room" its "get Ridiculously Drunk at a party in a club with half the other masters of the war".
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"You're telling me Gentles defeated Nvsnqvr Chaos...that's the unkillable Dead Apostle Ancestor Nvsnqvr Chaos, not some Magus whose parents had a twisted sense of humor...that inhuman creature is in the hospital in a coma, and Gentles did it. Not his Servant, him."

"Miss Nabareck, the Ancestor...it attacked Gentles while he was on the dance floor and...

.......

......

It got served."

"Impossible!"

"I know! But I've seen the security camera footage! Gentles moves...his rhythm... he did the Robot, Miss Nabareck! And he made it look good!"
 
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