[X] Man, what a crazy night. The perfect way to celebrate stealing a bunch of old Arturian antiques. Now yo- Wait, this isn't Vegas...
Aaron Gentles awoke to see the world consumed with a burning light, one that stabbed through his eyes, into his soul.
This was a sight he saw, often enough that he had gone through the effort of Geassing himself so that he would always be able to counter it.
Muttering a spell under his breath, Gentles watches as the light died down, back to normal levels.
Such was the power of Magecraft, that it could cure hangovers just like that.
As his vision returned to normal, Aaron took a moment to think about his earlier triumph.
The collector girl was loaded. A bit obsessed with Arturian lore, from the looks of things. She had a lot of useless trinkets, such as a bowstring from Fail Not, the shattered hilt of Clarent, and a few chunks of the Round Table itself, including the largest piece still known to exist.
There was, however, some genuinely useful stuff as well. A ring that belonged to Lancelot, for example, said to protect against Magecraft.
More importantly, however, was the treasure that Gentles had gone in to pursue in the first place. One which the collector didn't advertise. King Arthur's Mantle of Invisibility, one of the thirteen treasures of Britain.
That had been difficult to steal. The girl had even predicted that someone trying to steal it would use it to escape- It may have hidden him from infared detectors, but when the hallways get filled with balls that activate the Bounded Fields when touched, being invisible didn't help you much.
Still, it had been an amazing heist. For a job done as well as that, for a treasure like that, he deserved to go to Vegas and party like a porn star.
Getting out of his bed, Gentles took a moment to look out the window of the penthouse hotel he was in.
Immediately, he knew something was wrong. For one, the room between him in the window was far too tidy. He'd been drunk in here, so he would have made a mess. So why did everything look clean?
The second fact, and the far more important one, was the view. It was a good view, yes, but it wasn't a view of Las Vegas. In fact, judging by the buildings, he was somewhere in Europe. Probably Italy.
...How drunk did he get, last night?
Ah, this was a pain. He'd left his car at his museum so he didn't crash it while drunk. The protections he'd put on the beauty were strong, but he didn't want to risk some asshole stumbling past them and ruining it.
And how much did it cost to fly a plane to Italy from Vegas? Did they even have those flights, or did he fly somewhere else before he came to where he was? And how much would it cost to go back to America?
What an inconvenience. He didn't want to deal with this while still sober.
Where was the kitchen in this place, anyway?
Looking around for a second, Gentles heard a clinking sound, like a bottle being thrown at a bunch of other bottles.
That was coming from inside the penthouse.
Gentles looked around for any of his weapons- Axe, pistol, rocket launcher, anything. Upon finding nothing, he simply prepared to use his Circuits, and followed the source of the noise.
Upon walking into the kitchen, Gentles found the source.
Sitting on a stool and leaning on a bench, a blonde girl was chugging an entire bottle of some sort of alcohol. Upon finishing it, she threw it back on a pile of empty bottles almost as big as she was, and reached for another bottle.
As she did so, she saw Gentles standing by the door.
"Ah! You awaken at last, Praetor." She exclaimed, as she pulled open another bottle. "Do you want a drink?"
Gentles looked at her for a minute, observing her. She wore a red dress, with transparent material showing off her legs. Her hair was mostly tied back, apart from the ahoge poking from the front of her head.
She was also letting off a large amount of Prana, like a spirit of some sort.
"...Who are you?" Asked Gentles. The girl blinked, then smiled.
"Oh my, Praetor. You really where drunk last night, weren't you?" She asked. "Very well, then. This is good. Even if you don't remember it, you get the honour of meeting me for the first time twice!"
Holding one hand over her chest and extending the other to the side. "I am Servant Saber, but that is merely my class. In my life, I was known as..."
Pausing for dramatic effect, she extends her other arm, as if showing herself off.
"The Emperor of the Roman Empire, Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus!"
There was silence for a while, before Gentles convinces his mouth to move again.
"...Wasn't Emperor Nero a guy?" He asked.
Saber harumphed, putting her hands on her hips. "While I admit that I act more masculine then most of my gender, and while I enjoy wearing male clothing, is the view I am giving not make it obvious that I am female?"
"It's a very nice view." Gentles explained. "But history remembers Nero as male, and if you really are Nero, then I'm sure a lot of people would have written about the view."
"My gender is unimportant." Saber replied. "It changes nothing, in the end. Why speak of it as if it matters?"
"Because Nero is meant to be old." Gentles complained. "You were born thousands of years ago, and still look like a teenage girl. What's the point in being so old if you're going to look so young?"
It was tragic, really.
Nero shrugged, chugging another bottle of wine as she did so. "No matter, Praetor. Your incorrect views on what age and beauty aside, perhaps my appearance will throw off out enemies in the Holy Grail War."
Gentles froze. "...Grail War? What the hell did I get myself into?"
Nero looked at him, amused. "Ah, so you did not intend to enter the Grail War?" She asked. "You seem to be a creature of whim, when you become drunk."
A Grail War. He had to eliminate six Master's and six Servants, both of who were prepared for a Grail War, when most of his good stuff was still in America. And he still had no idea where he was.
It was going to take so long to finish up and go make sure his car was alright.
Finishing her bottle, Nero looked at Gentles. "I see you are scheming, Praetor. What is it that you are thinking?"
[X] "I'm ditching the Grail War and going back to America."
-[X] "Go find yourself another Master."
-[X] "Feel free to come with me. You may not look old, but you could be useful."
[X] "We should go find some enemy Servants to fight."
[X] "We should find somewhere to set up base for the Grail War."
[X] "We should scout out the city."
[X] Write-in.
[X] "Pass me that bottle. I'm too sober to deal with this."