Hey! Some of the rest of us are sane! I haven't made Behemoth break dance! Yet! See? Totally sane.
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Mwhahahha my Dark Pangolin Powers are stronger than your Disapproving Cat Fu! *twirls mustache menacingly*
Drats! Foiled again! I'll get you next time, you spiny shrew.

Interesting. Mhhmm. I wonder what happens when the humans come to visit with their easy to reach Miranda slipspace drives.... fully colonized by barely programmed NeoAvatars.
Bad things. It'd be like that one scene from Deep Breath.

For the first, thank you, fixed.
For the second, as people have pointed out it is a portmanteau of 'shits and giggles'. However, I changed it to just giggles, because...

Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you!

No, it's the act of randomly re-roofing buildings out of amusement. Giggling with shingles.
*giggle*

Rachel: Hey what about me?
*Research network ding*
Rachel: Oh, this is nice. MWAH HA HA HA HA!
Rachel: Sorry, what were we talking about?
Power corrupts. The fact that most SVers are barely counted as sane in the first place... probably doesn't help matters.

So how does this mesh with the:

From the last chapter? :p
Keeping in contact, yes. Jumping through fifty million hoops to keep an overemotional battleship disguised as an eighteen year old Japanese girl? No.

The ones with the Tesla coils on them to create lightning when you start cackling?
No, the ones with the Tesla coils that create lightning all the time. Best invention.

Awesome. Although... You didn't name it after Brockton Bay, did you?
Commander!Faith hasn't read Worm. So no.

Im thinking Michael Bay
Ding, ding, ding!

Come at me bro, I'll wreck you.

Still, it could be worse, it could be New Penrith or New Vaucluse.:D:rofl:
There are worst places to be named after than the beach, yes.

...and The Network will be off in its little corner then, I suppose.
Boooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

I don't understand why New Bondi is bad though.
Bondi has a nice (but, admittedly, very overrated/overcrowded) beach, and... not a lot else, really. It's like a politician's promise. Pretty face, not a whole lot of substance.

Also: why no one names their ships in Quenya? For maximum distractoconfusion.
Who the hell has time to learn that? I can write in Orokin, but that's just a symbol replacement. Entire new languages... naw, screw that noise.

Additionally, Faith would need to upgrade NeoAvatars with Adjuctant protocols, later, to simulate planet better.
The NeoAvatars are due for a few upgrades, this world.

So Fousou has adopted the humans, Tiki has adopted the Geth (or the Geth have adopted him), Faith is apparently going to adopt the Batarians, so I guess Drich will either try to salvage the Reapers or adopt the Citadel Council.
Look at what Drich did to the Scrin, the Seraphim, the Beast, and the Festum, and then give me one good reason why Drich would want to 'salvage' the Reapers. And 'to preserve the harvested species' doesn't count, because she doesn't need to preserve the Reapers to do that, she can just eat them.

Drich-sempai adopts the Commanders.
Sempai Prime does have that name for a reason...

Drich adopts the Krogans, maybe?

No, wait. Drich likes psychic eldritch beings that are misunderstood by others or need redeeming...

Drich adopts the Rachni. (And the Thorian, after it has some time out of others' heads.)
...

This is the same Faith that left Humanity in the tender cares of its alien neighbor, right?

Welp. GG, bro.
The same Faith who was aware of exactly what was going to happen to FTL Humanity (but actually, surprisingly, didn't, thanks to ROB) but decided 'fuck this shit, I'm out' instead of doing anything about it.

She's learned, and she's had a little more time to prepare, this time around. Also, she actively supports the rebels this time, as opposed to hating them almost as much as the government.
 
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80 - Interlude: Uprising

"Ready, Bakkra?" the team's leader asked, leaning out of cover to address his squadmate.

"Charges set and ready to detonate," the demolitionist confirmed, tapping at his Omni-Tool.

"Good. Pull back, get your head down, and get ready to open fire. They're not going to be happy when we open this door."

Bakkra laughed bitterly. "They wouldn't be happy if we knocked politely. Might as well knock 'em off their feet."

The squad leader chuckled. "By the Pillars, you speak the truth. Everyone, get ready on my signal."

Bakkra scrambled away from the door, and the small charges set against it, and slid behind a fallen office desk - the closest thing they had to cover in this section of the office.

Seeing the last of his team in position, the squad leader nodded. "Alright. Bakkra, on four, blow the charges. Once the path is clear, everyone open fire. It's unfortunate, but we can't let anyone get in our way at this juncture. Understood?"

Nine Batarians answered the affirmative, and the squad leader nodded again. "Alright. Everyone ready. One."

The team hunched behind their cover, checking their weapon's heat levels and ammo blocks. Bakkra clutched his Omni-Tool close, opening the detonation app and ensuring everything was set up.

"Two."

Dukku, the team's grenadier, pulled two fragmentation grenades from his belt. Bakkra pressed his finger against the 'Detonate' key.

"Three."

The Batarians ducked their heads, averting their eyes from the door. Bakkra's left hand tightened around the barrel of his assault rifle, the T8's unyielding metal frame a small source of comfort.

"FOUR!"

Bakkra's finger slipped away from the Omni-Tool's screen, and a single muffled explosion boomed, vibrations shaking the ground and the strike team's cover. Smoke filled the air. After a half second pause, when it became apparent no return fire was incoming, all ten surviving members of the strike force stood, faced the door, and opened fire. Dukku tossed forth his two grenades, and two muffled thwumps followed by the pinging of shrapnel on steel signaled their detonation inside the control room.

The deluge of gunfire would have been enough to cut down an entire team of Hegemony marines, let alone the relatively unprotected engineers and communications specialists they expected to find in the Propaganda Centre's control room.

But as the smoke cleared, the team found that they'd only been facing a single opponent.

And he was still standing.

The armour he wore, a suit Bakkra recognised as the Hegemony's much advertised and most advanced powered hardsuit, bore not a single scratch, the kinetic barriers flickering heavily, but still active.

For a long moment, there was just silence as the awed Batarian strike team stared at their new enemy. And then he raised his rifle and fired, and ten became nine, Kurn flung bodily across the room by the force of the impact.

As soon as his first shot rang out, the team opened fire once more - a barrage of mass accelerator shells sparking off the high-capacity shields. The soldier in power armour seemed to barely flinch, raising his oversized harpoon rifle and firing it again.

A shard of metal as long as Bakkra's forearm shot from the rifle, speared Dukku through the chest, and threw him into the far wall, where he slumped alongside Kurn's bleeding corpse.

The Hegemony heavy's shields finally faded under the constant stream of fire, but he continued unabated, apparently trusting the bulk of his plated armour to protect him. Bakkra had to admit, it was doing an admirable job at that - kinetic rounds were pinging off the armour or simply stopping dead when they hit, with nothing really getting through.

Bakkra ducked back behind cover as his rifle began to heat up, turning to face the back of the room just in time to witness Nakral joining Dukku and Kurn, slumping against the far wall with what appeared to be a flash-forged harpoon imbedded in his collar.

Dropping his rifle, Bakkra reached behind his back with both hands, retrieving one of the squad's three trump cards - a Turian-made ML-68 Missile Launcher. A rapid-fire assault weapon used for suppressing infantry squads or fending off light vehicles, Bakkra was confident it would be able to deal with the Hegemony heavy.

Slinging it over one shoulder, he took a deep breath and stood, closing three eyes and bringing the weapon's sight to his face.

The Hegemony heavy realised the threat too late, and had only just begun turning to face Bakkra when the first missile launched, streaking across the ten or so metres separating the two before slamming into the Hegemony soldier's chest.

The flash of light caused all four lenses on Bakkra's helmet to tint and the sound dampening to engage at full force, effectively blinding and deafening him for the few seconds it took the filters to disengage, and when they did, he could only be equal parts shocked and amazed.

The powered exosuit had only a small hole in the chest at the point of impact, and large burn marks across the front of the torso. It was, he suspected, something that could easily be repaired by just removing the damaged torso plate and swapping it for a new one.

The operator, on the other hand… well, the charred flesh seeping from the hole in the hardsuit left little to the imagination in that regard.

Bakkra pushed the missile launcher over his shoulder, clamping it once more to his back, and retrieved his rifle, looking around at the rest of his squad.

His squad leader, and four other men, still lived. Kurn, Dukku, and Nakral lay dead at the rear of the room, huge metal spikes protruding from their bodies. Brukk was also dead, his helmet and presumably his skull caved in by a heavy impact.

Apparently the 'powered' part of 'powered hardsuit' wasn't just to allow the operator to lift it.

"Good work, Bakkra," his leader said, sighing heavily. "If only we'd seen this coming… we could have prepared sooner."

"Sir, we couldn't have known," one of the twins put in - it was impossible for Bakkra to tell which, as both were wearing their helmets, their faces concealed. "Let's just move up, send the message, and get out."

"Rukkar, Vik, Bakkra, sweep the room. Abrul, Davrul, watch our backs. We don't want any more surprises."

The five troopers nodded and spread out, the twins heading back the way they'd come, quietly stepping over the corpses of their dead comrades, and the others moving forward, through the blown-open door into the Propaganda Centre's control room.

The room still smoked from the explosions that had opened the way, and the floor and walls were dotted with pockmarks from shrapnel and stray fire. Fortunately, Bakkra noted, much of the equipment was stored inside cabinets and under desks, where it had been largely safe from fire.

As his two team mates spread out, checking each side of the room, Bakkra moved straight forward, crossing to the far wall to look out through the window, at the compound below.

The two Judak Nurr APCs that had been used to ram the facility's gates were still in the front lot, totalled by the impact and subsequently used as cover by the strike teams. At some point whilst the teams had been inside, one of them had caught fire, if the plumes of smoke and orange glow from the roof hatch were anything to go by.

A hint of movement on the edge of his vision caught his attention and he turned, scanning the area.

A number of metal shapes were bobbing up and down behind the far wall of the compound - the helmets of a Hegemony Enforcer team, no doubt.

He grunted. "Heads up. Looks like enforcers, down in the courtyard."

Rukkar and Vik moved from their sides of the room to the window, rifles raised and ready. Their enemies, visible only by the bobbing of their heads, reached the gate, piling up on one side.

"They're getting ready to breach," Vik observed. Turning to his leader, he asked, "Sir, what should we do?"

"Give me a few more moments, and the transmission will be out. Hold your fire for now - if we're lucky, we'll be able to escape out the back before they catch up."

Vik nodded and turned back to the window.

Bakkra crouched down underneath the windowsill, only his head poking out from above, and his teammates did the same - concealing themselves from view and providing some small amount of protection.

Unfortunately, the Enforcers apparently had other ideas. Rather than rounding the corner and advancing in pairs, as would have been protocol, only a single trooper stepped through the gate, hefting a heavy weapon of his own.

"ROCKET!" Rukkar called, diving backwards away from the window. Bakkra didn't hesitate to follow, throwing himself across the floor of the room.

Barely a second later, yet another explosion lit the control room, smoke and shards of glass flying everywhere. Bakkra crawled forward on his hands and knees, ears ringing, until he reached one of the consoles, slumping behind it for cover.

"Files are uploaded!" a voice called, indistinct due to the ringing in his ears. "We need to clear out, now!"

Through the smoke, Bakkra saw two silhouettes in the doorway, and stumbled towards them. Another explosion sounded behind him, the blast wave throwing him across the room, his rifle slipping from his hands and clattering uselessly on the floor.

His head slammed into the wall, barely cushioned by his lightweight helmet, and his vision blurred, losing all focus. His legs gave way beneath him and he collapsed, dropping to the ground.

The metal beneath his head seemed to be shaking rapidly, the clunk of footsteps agonizingly loud in his ears. He rolled over onto his back, groaning in pain.

Vision swimming, he barely noticed the black metal boot descending towards his face.

---

When Bakkra returned to wakefulness, all he could feel was a weightless sensation, and searing pain in his wrists and ankles.

He tried to open his eyes, but sharp stinging pain across the left side of his face dissuaded him from that course of action. Slowly, he opened just one eye, feeling just a dull throbbing across his face.

He attempted, in various combinations, opening his other eyes, but opening his lower eyes brought back the stinging pain and his upper left eyelid simply refused to move, as if swollen shut.

Resigning himself to a bare fragment of his usual vision, he took in his surroundings. Judging by the pain in his limbs, and the silhouettes in the darkness, he was in chains, hanging almost naked from the wall of a cramped and filthy cell. All four walls were dirt-caked and grey, stained in places with dark brown fluid that may have been blood.

The loincloth he'd been provided, a mockery of his decency, hung loose from his frail frame, doing nothing to ward off the cold inside the cell.

He recognised it - not the cell in particular, but the type. The Hegemony called them Forced Rehabilitation Centres, but they were more commonly known, especially amongst the Judak Nurr, as Drought Pits.

The Hegemony's most infamous torture method, usually reserved for only the most heinous criminals against the Hegemony. For members of the Judak Nurr to be subjected to that kind of punishment...

Bakkra chuckled momentarily before a coughing fit overtook him. Suspended from his chains, he shook violently, coughing up blood. The red liquid splattered on the floor of his cell.

Well, at least I know we got on their nerves.
 
For the record, that strangely effective suit of armor the Batarians was rocking is -not my fault-.

Gamma hasn't shown up in the timeline at this point in Faith's story to start distributing technology. in an irresponsible manner
We took a vote and agreed it is Fusou-sempai's fault instead.

So, again. Not my fault.
This time.
Just thought I'd head that discussion off at the pass.~ :p
 
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For the second, as people have pointed out it is a portmanteau of 'shits and giggles'. However, I changed it to just giggles, because...
Oh I knew that! I was just hopping it was unintended.
... Oh god I hope this was supposed to be giggles and not some new word that combines the word giggles with... excrement.
I mean it's sorta obvious, but ugh *shudder* the image of shitting and giggling it gives me...

No I never watched The Human Centipede!
Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you!
Wait, you forgot the terms of the contract? Mhhmm

Commander!Faith hasn't read Worm. So no.
I call bullshit! There is no way you haven't read some worm fiction at the time you were ROBed if you were an active SVer/SBer! Maybe not the original fic but I'm sure at least a fanfic or three. So possible FanFic!Worm!AU worlds?!! :D

For the record, that strangely effective suit of armor the Batarians was rocking is -not my fault-.

Gamma hasn't shown up in the timeline at this point in Faith's story to start distributing technology. in an irresponsible manner
We took a vote and agreed it is Fusou-sempai's fault instead.
So, again. Not my fault.
This time.
Just thought I'd head that discussion off at the pass.~ :p
Hora Hora!

I was thinking it at the time actually yes. Especially with them impaler-esque spikes that were being shot!

So I guess some technology has been spread illegally then from the human hands. Titanium-A/D/E(whatever letters). Not sure what else, or why the guns are different. Didn't think any buffer hard suits were coming out till they start competing with the Terran/Gamma Power Suits. That was a hefty suit that Heavy had.
 
Well, this is certainly an... interesting interlude.
Only half of it.

For the record, that strangely effective suit of armor the Batarians was rocking is -not my fault-.
Gamma hasn't shown up in the timeline at this point in Faith's story to start distributing technology.

I call bullshit! There is no way you haven't read some worm fiction at the time you were ROBed if you were an active SVer/SBer! Maybe not the original fic but I'm sure at least a fanfic or three. So possible FanFic!Worm!AU worlds?!! :D
The only one I briefly read was a bit of A Cloudy Path, which I stopped reading about three arcs in. The reason I read Worm is because I was tired of seeing fics for it everywhere and figured if that many people were talking about it, I'd either really like it, or really not like it. That's usually how popular stuff on the internet works, anyway.


I was thinking it at the time actually yes. Especially with them impaler-esque spikes that were being shot!

So I guess some technology has been spread illegally then from the human hands. Titanium-A/D/E(whatever letters). Not sure what else, or why the guns are different. Didn't think any buffer hard suits were coming out till they start competing with the Terran/Gamma Power Suits. That was a hefty suit that Heavy had.
That's an interesting hypothesis.

The Batarians have been sitting on their Heavy and S-Heavy armoured suits for a while, but until the Humans showed up and kickstarted a Citadel arms race they had no reason to dust them off and keep working on them when Light and Medium hardsuits were more than enough for raiding. Now that they have dusted them off, they've started working on some improvements, making those Super Heavy Hardsuits really earn their names.

As for their weapons, the Batarians actually did have a Harpoon Rifle in canon - the Kishock, one of the most powerful Sniper Rifles in ME3. Most of the Hegemony's other heavy infantry weapons (as showcased below), are Krogan in origin, though, and they also tend towards big angry chunks of metal (it's better for fighting Thresher Maws).
 
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Also, because some people *coughTikicough* said Faith and Hope reminded them of Abridged!Picollo and Nail:

Did you just scissor kick him?

I know, right? I've always wanted to do that.

Please don't do it again.

My body, my rules!


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81 - Interlude: Uprising (continued)
Bakkra bit back a groan as the trap door above his head swung open, flooding the small chamber with light.

The chains around his wrists dragged him back, lifting him from the pit and into the fresh night air, sending shivers across his body.

Two heavily armoured figures grasped him by the arms and torso, lifting him bodily from the pit and holding him whilst a third unlocked the shackles around his limbs.

Throat dry and eyes swollen shut, he cast a baleful gaze over the two soldiers holding him and croaked a single word. "Why?"

The one on the left chuckled and pulled Bakkra forward as the last of his chains fell away. "You've made quite a mess of Lorek, recently. The Hegemony have decided to make a message of your corpses."

Snickering, he tossed Bakkra over one shoulder and turned, marching across the darkened compound. His two comrades followed, dropping the empty chains back into the pit and kicking the chamber hatch shut.

Looking around, Bakkra could see hundreds of other groups of Batarian soldiers carrying prisoners of their own - it was hard to tell, given the darkness and his crippled vision, but it looked like they had captured a large majority of the Judak Nurr. A significant undertaking. Usually they would have just been killed.

No doubt the Hegemony would host a grand and highly publicised execution, transmitting the proof of their victory all across the Batarian sector. He could picture the headlines now: 'Hegemony heroes destroy major Human-sponsored terrorist operation, save Lorek from Human aggression'.

Never mind the fact that, like almost everyone else in Batarian space, not a single member of the Judak Nurr had even met a Human, let alone received their sponsorship.

Honestly, the idea that the reclusive powerhouse of the Orion Arm would care about the plight of the Batarians was humorous at best, if they even knew about the Hegemony's corruption. Which they likely didn't, owing to the Hegemony's omnipresent political propaganda.

Slung across the enforcer's shoulder, Bakkra could do nothing but observe as he, and a hundred or so other prisoners, were carried across the prison compound's courtyard under the light of the stars.

Since he was facing backwards, he had no idea of their destination, but the stares of the few comrades he could make out in the night told him that it would be unpleasant.

Just moments later, his suspicions were confirmed as his Hegemony carrier unceremoniously dropped him onto the ground. "Alright, scum. You wait here for pickup. You move, and we won't hesitate to shoot you."

Bakkra nodded, not trusting his sore throat to make the right sounds, and carefully looked around the area.

He, and several dozen others, had been set down in the middle of a wide open area, marked with reflective white lines and flashing lights.

A landing pad… Pillars, where are they taking us?

---

The answer to that question was two-fold. First, the Judak Nurr members were transferred by shuttle into the hold of a Batarian freighter, and from there, into a more distant orbit where the freighter met up with the single largest ship in the Batarian fleet.

The Might of Khar'shan. One of the Hegemony's largest and most powerful ships, the Might of Khar'shan served as a spaceborne reminder of the Hegemony's supremacy over the rest of the council.

As the prisoners were marched two by two from the hold of the freighter, through an airlock and into the belly of the Might, Bakkra noted that the few glances he could catch of the dreadnought through viewports seemed to indicate it had been at some point damaged.

Armour plates had been in some places removed, replaced with huge sheets of Nanoweave Tarps marked with the Hegemony symbol, and several gun turret mounts scattered across the visible hull appeared to be missing their corresponding turrets.

No, not battle damage. A refit of some kind?

The Enforcer behind him gave him a solid shove, sending him staggering across the airlock umbilical. "Keep moving, whelp!"

Shaking his head, Bakkra sped up, returning to the side of his fellow prisoner - a member of the Judak Nurr he didn't recognise, presumably from one of the other cells. The rebel's eyes widened questioningly, and Bakkra grunted, averting his gaze. The rebel turned away, apparently willing to accept 'nothing' as an answer.

But as the pair were lead deeper into the vessel of the Hegemony's flagship, Bakkra couldn't help but wonder.

---

The next time he opened his one healthy eye, it was because of the shrieking of the ship's alarm.

Why, exactly, the Might of Khar'shan's alarm was going off was unknown to him, but it was loud enough to rouse him from his slumber. He sat up, pulling at the chain around his ankle and peering through the small peephole in the wall of his cell.

The corridor's lights had been dimmed, replaced by the orange flash of a warning siren, and Hegemony Enforcers walked in pairs down the hallway at regular intervals, holding their oversized weapons casually across their shoulders or by their hips.

Bakkra noticed that none of the Enforcers seemed particularly worried about this alarm.

It's probably just their protocol. When the alarm sounds, patrol the cells in pairs.

Suddenly, an explosion sent shudders throughout the room, throwing Bakkra roughly to the floor. He clambered to his feet and peered out into the hallway once more. The Enforcers seemed to have been barely staggered by the blast, but were now clutching their weapons more tightly, in a combat ready pose.

Now they're worried… about what?

He didn't dare hope that it was some kind of rescue attempt. The idea was too stupid to fathom - who in Batarian space had the kind of power to oppose the Might of Khar'shan? And who outside would care enough to intervene, risking open war with the Hegemony in the process?

Only madmen, surely.

Bakkra suddenly became aware of a rhythmic thumping sound coming from somewhere above him, the clank of metal on metal slowly growing louder.

The Enforcers must have heard it as well, all turning and looking at something on the ceiling that was out of Bakkra's line of sight.

The clanking stopped. The Enforcers tensed.

With a final, loud clang, a metal grate fell from the ceiling.

The Hegemony soldiers all immediately snapped to attention, half a dozen rifles pointed at the grate lying on the floor. And then, slowly, they looked up, - just in time to see the grenade fall through from the vents above.

Bakkra ducked away from the vision slit, - apparently in vain, as no explosion tore apart the corridor. Taking a moment to peer out again, he saw that all six Enforcers were still stood perfectly still, rifles held pointed at the grate.

None of them moved an inch. None of them made even a single sound. They were completely and utterly still.

Peering down at the ground, Bakkra saw that the 'grenade' was not, in fact, a grenade. Rather, it was a device, shaped somewhat like a crown, flickering with blue energies.

Another clank drew Bakkra's attention to the far side of the corridor, where just two Enforcers remained, apparently unaffected by the strange device that had somehow incapacitated the rest of their group.

A green-and-grey-clad biped in combat armour dropped into view, presumably from the vent system, landing squarely in the middle of the corridor. In their hand, they held a short baton. As they stood, they casually turned their head from side to side, surveying their situation.

The two still-active Enforcers didn't hesitate to open fire, the echoing blasts of two rapid-fire heavy shotguns shattering the stunned silence that had grasped the hallway.

The figure made no effort at dodging, an ovaloid shell of green energy around their body blocking the barrage of fire.

The green-and-grey soldier tilted their head left, then right. A sign of admiration and respect, but also a declaration of superiority.

If the stranger was a Batarian, they were arrogant.

With a flick of the wrist, the stranger's baton extended into a full length staff, and they stepped forward, stabbing at one of the Enforcers. Electricity arced across his armor, the kinetic barriers flickering wildly before shutting down, bursts of smoke flying off his armoured hardsuit.

Although it knocked down the Enforcer's shields, his armour appeared able to resist the obvious shocking effect of the weapon, and he batted it away from his chest with one arm, still firing the shotgun one-handed.

The green shell around the stranger had faded away to a barely-present shimmer by the time the barrage of kinetic rounds finally abated, both shotguns dangerously close to overheating. Changing tactics, the soldier stepped closer to the two Batarians, before launching into a spinning leg sweep with their staff that ended abruptly when it struck the first Enforcer's leg.

The stranger tilted their head to the right again, as if it were nothing more than a minor setback. And then they dropped the staff, leaned backwards almost ninety degrees, and kicked straight up, hitting one of the Enforcers in the chin hard enough to lift him from the ground and slam his head into the ceiling. He dropped like a sack of bricks, and didn't get up.

The second Enforcer dropped his shotgun, activating glowing orange Omni-Gauntlets in its place. Without giving his opponent a second to respond or reposition, he lashed out with a heavy right hook at the stranger's crotch, shattering the remnants of their energy shield and sending them flying down the hallway in an ungainly heap.

To their credit, they immediately sprung back to their feet, took two short steps, and literally leapt back into the fight, swinging at the Enforcer's face with one fist.

The Enforcer ducked, stepped to one side, and launched a furious flurry of blows with his hands, elbows, knees, and feet that sent the stranger sprawling out of Bakkra's line of sight despite their efforts to counter. He could still see, however, the Enforcer, winding his fist back for another heavy punch.

The Enforcer's Omni-Gauntlet shot forward, and there was a distinctly unhealthy thudding sound. Snarling wordlessly, the Hegemony trooper drew his fist back for another punch, but before it could connect another grey-clad soldier appeared, dropping into the room from above as the first one had.

They surveyed the area in much the same way as the first one had, and then retrieved their own staff, bringing it out to its full length with a casual flick of the wrist.

The Enforcer looked between his initial target and the newcomer, obviously trying to decide which one to attack first. In the end, he settled for finishing his first fight, delivering another powerful blow to the still-hidden soldier before releasing them and standing, cracking his knuckles.

The second soldier spun the staff by their side with one hand and then spoke, in a language Bakkra's translator didn't recognise.

The Enforcer stepped forward, carefully staying just out of reach of the stranger's staff, looking for an opening. And then the first grey-clad soldier reappeared in Bakkra's line of sight, somehow still walking despite having taken several shotgun rounds and at least three power-armour assisted Omni-Gauntlet blows in quick succession.

And before the Enforcer could even realize his mistake, they rushed forwards, launching into a flying kick.

The Enforcer responded quickly, sidestepping the kick and striking the soldier in the back with an elbow as they went past. The second soldier stepped forwards, staff raised, and launched a flurry of blows, the Enforcer easily blocking or batting aside each one.

The first soldier picked themselves up and joined the fray, striking rapidly at the Enforcer with hands and feet whilst nimbly dodging the sweeping attacks of their comrade.

Even two on one, the Enforcer held his own easily, the few hits that landed barely fazing him, and the attacks he landed in turn easily knocking his foes a step or two back.

It wasn't until the third grey soldier dropped from the ceiling that the strangers finally gained an advantage, simply body piling the Hegemony trooper and dragging him to the ground in a pile of flailing limbs.

Pinning him down with their own weight, they worked together to pry the Hegemony agent's helmet off. The staff-wielding soldier collapsed it back into its baton form and struck at the Enforcer's exposed face.

The agent began to convulse mildly as electricity sparked from the end of the baton until the electricity cut out and the Enforcer slumped, unconscious.

The three grey-glad soldiers climbed to their feet easily. The first to arrive pointed out the six incapacitated Enforcers and spoke again in their unknown language, allowing their teammates to pass them by before turning and making their way towards the cells.

The biped peered through each of the cell view slots as they walked, finally stopping just out of Bakkra's line of sight. Though he could not see them, in the complete silence of the hallway, he, and every other prisoner, clearly heard their words.

"Krilak Thol?" the strangers asked, obviously waiting for a response before continuing in broken but understandable Western Khar'shani. "Come with us if you want to live."
 
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@TikiTau Since you were the one to announce the lightning round, and the others have each put out two chapters, when will we next see yours? I jest I jest
 
You really wanted to do that, didn't you?
Considering how Commanders can control nanite swarms in real-time to create macro-scale objects 'on the fly' that are both static and flexible....

Be glad Faith didn't decide on a T-1000 or a T-X. The Batarians likely would have shit themselves upon that realization.

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Also.....Faith? You need to upgrade your human scaled combat forms, because getting your ass beat by an organic even with 2 on 1 odds against the organic, is just flat inexcusable for a Commander.
 
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Also.....Faith? You need to upgrade your human scaled combat forms, because getting your ass beat by an organic even with 2 on 1 odds against the organic, is just flat inexcusable for a Commander.
To be fair, Commander units are derived from stuff not intended for (Space) CQC, which is significantly more complex than ballistics and target tracking.
 
You really wanted to do that, didn't you?
Yes.

@TikiTau Since you were the one to announce the lightning round, and the others have each put out two chapters, when will we next see yours? I jest I jest
I was the one to start the Lightning Round, and the point is for me to catch up with them by posting one chapter a day for... a while. A few more days, at least.

Considering how Commanders can control nanite swarms in real-time to create macro-scale objects 'on the fly' that are both static and flexible....

Be glad Faith didn't decide on a T-1000 or a T-X. The Batarians likely would have shit themselves upon that realization.
The Batarians have absolutely no idea what they're in for.


Also.....Faith? You need to upgrade your human scaled combat forms, because getting your ass beat by an organic even with 2 on 1 odds against the organic, is just flat inexcusable for a Commander.
To be fair, Commander units are derived from stuff not intended for (Space) CQC, which is significantly more complex than ballistics and target tracking.
The NeoAvatars, hardware wise, are fine. They take shit-all damage even from the Batarian's heavy weapons (most of which they brought from the Krogan) and are more than capable of tossing the Batarians around if they hit them (see the scissor kick that lifted a guy off the floor and threw him into the ceiling.

The problem is that the NeoAvatars are only as competent as their operators, and their operators are a 19 year old florist and her mind clones. They don't have the kind of AI required to do this sort of thing on their own. Yet.
 
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♦Topic: [MAJOR] Hegemony victory over 'terror cell'
In: Boards ► Galactic Affairs ► Politics ► Batarian Hegemony

Nua'Taach nar Prismoid
(Original Poster) (Veteran Member) (Pilgrim)
Posted on 8/11/2160:

Report found here.

As anyone following Batarian politics is aware, the Judak Nurr are the most recent in a long line of resistance movements against the Hegemony.

According to the Hegemony report, linked above, as well as a couple of my own sources, the Judak Nurr's most recent attack on a broadcasting facility (thread here) was thwarted by the SIU, who then went on to capture the rest of the cell in a series of midnight flash raids across Lorek's habitable zone.

This is bad news for the Batarians as a race, because at this point pretty much everyone was convinced those guys were the last hope of any kind of democratic renaissance in that particular area of space, and now their main militant cell is being shipped off to Khar'shan for summary execution.





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► 120120021
Replied on 8/11/2160:
I see. This turn of events is doubly unfortunate, then.

Seems strange that they'd be using the Might of Khar'shan for a prisoner run, though. Weren't there rumours about it vanishing into Verush Orbit for some huge refit? Do the Batarians even have the capacity to refit a Dread in less than four GS months?


► Menae's Proudest (Turian)
Replied on 8/11/2160:
I suppose they might - apparently they've been offering big money for Quarian pilgrims? Batarian State Arms are really stepping up as well. Rumblings of the Hegemony deploying some second-generation power armour came up a while ago, I believe.

It's possible the Hegemony have just massively gotten their military-industrial act together. Finally. Not like every other force in the Citadel isn't doing the same. Hell, the Corvette I used to serve on got sold to a Quarian pilgrim a couple years back. Too outdated for the Hierarchy to make use of.

Shame the Judak Nurr have been shut down now. Would have liked a bit more of those combat footage. Always interesting to watch, and might have given us a bit of insight into those power armour rumors.

And, I guess it's unfortunate that the Hegemony is going to continue to exist for a little while longer. At least until they do something colossally stupid and get themselves killed.

► BeepBoopIAmGeth (Geth)
Replied on 8/11/2160:
Seven trimesters ago, the number of Quarians on Pilgrimage in Hegemony Space was six.
Last trimester, the number of Quarians on Pilgrimage in Hegemony Space was six hundred and seventy four.
The number of Quarians on Pilgrimage in Hegemony Space is increasing at an increasing rate.
Batarian State Arms is offering standardised high wages and free access to old equipment to every Quarian Pilgrim who signs up for a three year contract.


► Scallwug
Replied on 8/11/2160:
By high wages, do you mean by Citadel standards or Batarian standards?

Because I don't think they can afford the former, and the latter is roughly equivalent to the kind of money that Citadel register monkeys earn.

That said, I guess the Quarians can't really be picky when it comes to jobs. Who'd hire a suit rat as a register monkey?

No offence, OP.


► Dioxygen Difluoride (Salarian)
Replied on 8/11/2160:
#Menae's Proudest:
Something, something, remote controlled Thresher Maws. I'd laugh if the Hegemony actually got something out of that research, though. Seems an invitation for the Threshers to break out of containment, kill all the scientists and turn the facility into their nest. You'd have to be mad to try something like that - and this is me, talking.

► SerpentHeadedSaviour (Temp-banned)
Replied on 9/11/2160:
By the spirits, will you people stop condoning the actions of a terror cell and denouncing a member of the Citadel community? Board rules on conduct exist for a reason, guys.

Like them or not, the Hegemony is a longstanding member of the Citadel Council and despite what people seem to believe, they aren't some horrific vile monsters to be mocked and despised by all.

They're a Citadel government, and the Judak Nurr are mass-murdering terrorists. This is not 'the end of all hope for Batarian democracy' - the Batarians have a democracy already.

It's the actions of groups like the Judak Nurr which force them to bring in their emergency measures and tighten restrictions. You think the Hegemony's leaders want to strictly limit trade between the Hegemony and the Asari Republics?

No, they just don't want the terrorists to bomb Thessia, or Palaven, or anyone else's worlds. They're the good guys, here.

► Miracle Star (Watching Over You) (High Mod)
Replied on 9/11/2160:
#SerpentHeadedSaviour

For the last time, this is not a Citadel hugbox. This is the Nexus. The board rules do not prevent opinionated discussion, nor do they require all members to bow to the supreme greatness of the Citadel Council, all glory to them. You want to talk to other people who believe in your delusions of a perfect Citadel government opposed by the horrific Human menace, you can kriff off to the Cyber Ward Forums. In the meantime, enjoy your (third!) six week ban. You will not be warned again.

Now, as to your points.

1 - The Hegemony are not a member of the Citadel Council. They are a member of the Citadel. There is a distinct and important difference. And yes, the Hegemony actually are horrific vile monsters. Look at this STG report on the conditions on Logasiri and tell me those people deserve that.

No, they don't. Most of them aren't even Hegemony natives - they're slaves, snatched up from the Terminus for the express purpose of manual labour (or sex slaving, in the case of the Asari). It is a disgusting practice according to literally everyone who isn't the Hegemony.

2 - The Judak Nurr are not 'mass murderers'. The number of confirmed kills according to the Judak Nurr is less than one hundred, all Hegemony military personnel on active duty. If you believe the Hegemony as you obviously do, it's actually less than fifty, which is downselling their kill count.

3 - No, the Hegemony is not a democracy. It is a totalitarian regime lead by a council of the wealthiest and most powerful Batarian lords (aka the scummiest, greediest, most slave-hoarding lords).

4 - Okay, literally the only valid point you have. The Hegemony is just as reliant on imported resources and talent as everyone else is, in one way or another, and in the current geopolitical climate that does translate to wanting to maximise trade.

5 - Trust me, if any Batarian group bombs Palaven, it will be the Hegemony themselves (or the Hegemony disguised as pirates... no real difference there, though). Remember what happened on Gellix?

► Library Of All Things (Asari)
Replied on 19/11/2160:
I recognize that this chain of conversation has slumbered recently, but rumours have reached my ears from multiple sources regarding this news story. Unfortunately, knowing the moderators frown upon improperly sourced news reports, I didn't believe them to warrant a new post.

The content of these rumours depends greatly on who is telling them, as always, but the basic content is the same. At some point in the last week, the Batarian dreadnought Might of Khar'shan was attacked and boarded by an unknown force, and the captive members of the Judak Nurr (all two hundred and seventeen members of the Lorek cell, according to most of my sources) were rescued by that same unknown force.

Now, for the diverging points of those rumours, in no particular order:

- Two other Batarian ships were destroyed in the battle.
- One of the rescuing force's ships was destroyed in battle.
- The Might of Khar'shan was destroyed in battle.
- The rescuing force was another cell of the Judak Nurr.
- The rescuing force was a group of mercenaries hired by the Judak Nurr.
- The rescuing force was a group of Humans.
- The rescuing force was the Human's sponsors, The Fleet.
- The rescuing force were Turian/Asari/Salarian special forces.
- The rescuing force was a single cyborg assassin with a sword.
- The rescuing force was the Geth.
- The rescuing force was sent by the Shadow Broker.
- The rescuing force was lead by self-replicating war machines from another dimension.

I have heard all of these variations (and a few more, too similar to bother repeating) from my various sources.

If you're wondering about that last one - yes, I heard it from a legitimate source, and yes, he was very specific (and insistent) about the details. It's strange - that source has always been very reliable in the past.

Nonetheless, I thought I would post this here for discussion, if anyone hadn't heard yet, or had something else to add.

► 12012002
Replied on 19/11/2160:
Well, that's incredibly interesting, for various reasons. I'll admit, my sources in the Hegemony are limited and generally a little slow, but after giving one a little prod she revealed that, at the very least, the public execution of the Judak Nurr has been delayed by four GS days. Coincidence? I think not, although whether the rumors are the cause or a result of that delay, I'm not sure.

As for your source, perhaps they were compromised? If it was a Hegemony-based source, you should be aware that the SIU have been seriously cracking down on information leaks recently, and I'm hearing words of them feeding people false information.

That seems... a bit too blatantly false, though. Very strange.
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ThereIsNoShadowCabal: I assume you've heard the rumours, regarding the Hegemony's latest little victory against the Judak Nurr?
Jack Link: Naturally.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Well?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Thoughts? Opinions? Speculation? Snide comments? Confirmation that the Fleet's behind it all? Anything?
Jack Link: I'm afraid not.
Jack Link: To be entirely honest, it has me rather stymied. I'm almost certain it was neither the Fleet nor the Systems Alliance, although I'd have to wait for my sources to get back to me for anything concrete. You know how it is.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Of course. Your speculation, then?
Jack Link: I just read Library's list of rumours. Her sources are usually good.
Jack Link: Immediately, I'm ruling out rogue Hegemony, Citadel Council races, and the Judak Nurr. First two wouldn't risk it. Third doesn't have the manpower without the Lorek cell. That's where all their militants were based.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Rogue Hegemony? That wasn't on her list.
Jack Link: No, but I expect someone to add it shortly. 'Rogue *government name here* agents' is the Extranet's favourite trope, after all.
Jack Link: Now, after taking out the obviously false, we're left with only a few remainders. Cyborg assassin, mercenaries, Geth, Shadow Broker and self replicating robots from another dimension.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: What's that quote you like? By removing the impossible, the remains, however implausible, are truth?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Well I hope that works, because we have a whole heap of implausible right here.
Jack Link: Hm. Your thoughts?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Well obviously, ruling out the self replicating robot. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Who'd believe that?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: And the cyborg assassin. Fanciful as it is, I'm pretty sure a single assassin couldn't take a dreadnought. Especially given there were a lot of SIU agents onboard. Those guys are hardcore as kriff. Have you seen the video of an SIU agent beating down a Krogan?
Jack Link: No, but I'll look it up. I like to keep up to date on these things.
Jack Link: But back to our hypothetical assassin. Even if they could, somehow, board the dreadnought and eliminate the SIU, I remain unconvinced of their ability to pull a Moses and get the prisoners all out safely.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: I'm uncertain as to what 'pulling a Moses' entails, but sure. That leaves mercenaries, Geth, and Shadow Broker.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: No way it's mercenaries. Judak Nurr don't have the funds for a mission that big. And who would be insane enough to take it, anyway? Except maybe the Blood Pack, I guess.
Jack Link: One would thing the Blood Pack were perhaps not the wisest choice for a rescue mission. We're agreed on that point.
Jack Link: Thought I obviously lack sources within the Geth Collective, I would rule them out as well. What do they stand to gain from attacking a major Citadel power?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: Never mind the fact that they haven't been outside the Veil since the Morning War began.
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: So Shadow Broker, then?
Jack Link: Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Jack Link: That said, I don't see what the Shadow Broker has to gain, either. I don't doubt he has the manpower, but why invest like that?
ThereIsNoShadowCabal: You're right, as always. I don't see why he would bother. And my sources are quite adamant on a 'no' regarding the SB's involvement, anyway.
Jack Link: That's troubling confirmation to receive.
Jack Link: I have a few more untapped sources, high ups who owe me favours. Usually I wouldn't bother wasting those favours for an extranet rumour like this, but given the state of the rest of my sources, I believe it may be for the best. I'll get back to you.
 
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The NeoAvatars, hardware wise, are fine. They take shit-all damage even from the Batarian's heavy weapons (most of which they brought from the Krogan) and are more than capable of tossing the Batarians around if they hit them (see the scissor kick that lifted a guy off the floor and threw him into the ceiling.

The problem is that the NeoAvatars are only as competent as their operators, and their operators are a 19 year old florist and her mind clones. They don't have the kind of AI required to do this sort of thing on their own. Yet.
*facepalms*

Faith, you have perfect memory recall at this point, along with realtime physical 3D active modeling/scanning.

You can literally -watch- someone perform martial arts, map their skeletal & muscular structure, and then mimic the exact same moves, in the same order. Then do a mental clock speed-up so that one day's runtime for you is a picosecond in realtime, and watch thousands if not millions of HtH combat demonstrations, tournaments, SCA swordfights, boot camp training, etc, and map out all of that, and record it.

Then dump the combined database into a humanoid combat drone and turn it into Bruce Lee-meets-Neo-meets-Under9000Goku.

The Batarians shouldn't even have been able to so much as touch you unless you wanted them to touch you (in which case, you're being corrupted by Fusou, and in danger of going lewd).
 
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But Butler, that would be boring as fuck!
Not really. Y'see, what you want to do is give them the hope that they can possibly win against you. And it pushes them to exhaust themselves in the attempt. Possibly even view things from the inside of their heads and the mental details they're picking up from the fight that makes them think: "Yes! I can do this."

Only for the drones to casually swat them aside once they've hit the point that they're slowing down from exerting themselves too much. Because then you've not only won, but they're so damn tired by that point that they'll simply be unable to get back up to threaten/stall/etc you (the ye old 'grapple you from behind at the worse moment' type shenanigans) but instead are sprawled out on the ground, gasping for air for their lungs while alternating between curling up due to how battered/bruised they are from the fight.

As a bonus, you get to map out THEIR combat abilities at the same time too to better 'tweak' your own HtH responses when in melee with any specific species. Thus allowing you to hit harder in some places without worry of killing them, or how to hit softer in places when you need to kill them but not make as much noise, or where is the most efficient place to hit and how to hit them.

Its only boring if you keep the viewpoint internal to the drone. If you do it external of the drone, then its not boring at all. Then its an uphill fight against a master melee combatant, where you give it your all, or someone observing can tell that you're giving it your all. Its not until the final blow hits that the realization kicks in that you were being toyed with the entire time and that the DRONE found it boring. And that realization alone, knowing you were toyed with, can in itself lead to a rather large amount of textual content as everyone watching (and/or the guy you just swatted down) is stupefied at the sudden realization that they are -that- out-classed.

There's a reason many a duel in movies, comics, fiction as a whole, and real life, start with two or more opponents staring each other down. From a distance its boring as hell, but if you get close, you can see the fighters watching every single detail they can soak in (The Good, The Bad, And the Ugly's final 3-way shoot-out defines this, along with Kill Bill's rooftop/snowfield sword fight), and then someone....moves.

Its much the same fashion, in that it all depends on how you WRITE the scene, and where you place your viewpoint for the setting. From one viewpoint, its utterly dull from a completely cold and logical, machine-like view. From another, its a breathless/injured/etc spectator who doesn't know what'll happen next. From a final viewpoint, its from the person struggling to keep up, their valiant final effort, and the horrifying split-second realization that they've been fooled into over-exerting themselves and that they never stood a chance.
 
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