Oh, shitty Optus home broadband, how I've missed your laggy and dysfunctional embrace! I'm sorry, I take back every bad thing I ever said! I'll never leave you for some shitty hotel hotspot in Cairns again! I love you, shitty Optus broadband! *hugs internet router tightly whilst crying*
Oh, uh.
You weren't supposed to see that. Just, uh...
Just take this chapter, and forget that ever happened.
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78 - Reassess
The flight away from the Citadel was infinitely less tense than the flight in.
Knowing that Fusou and the Citadel Fleets weren't about to fill the Jacob Keyes' hull with mass accelerator slugs certainly helped that situation.
Hope leaned over the star chart that dominated the centre of the bridge, pointing out solar systems one by one.
"...and it has an absolutely astounding variety of wildlife, from what the Gageas are picking up, both flora and fauna. It has a little too little oxygen for decent Human habitation, but thanks to the Cores that's a very minor issue. Its twin moons are relatively high in both iron and titanium - which reminds me, I also need to ask Fusou about that Titanium-E stuff the Codex mentioned. Apparently it's some kind of super armour, and I want some."
I shot her a flat glare. She rolled her eyes and got back on track.
"Overall, I'd say this system is easily the best one for us to take. It's outside Systems Alliance space, but close to its borders - metaphorically speaking, of course, because such a concept as it refers to space empires is… laughable at best, - and also a relatively short distance from Batarian space, justifying both our initial approach vector to the Citadel and any further actions against the Hegemony."
I looked at the indicated system, its icon flashing green on the console, and nodded.
"Okay, so it's good for our purposes and a feasible choice for a distant colonization effort? Sounds perfect. How long till we arrive there?"
Hope tapped a finger against her chin, as if actually thinking about the question.
"Well… given we're no longer constrained by the Mass Relays, we can make the jump in… about eighteen seconds. The Jartar convoy would be just behind us - the shipyards are undergoing the final stage of their… uh, refits, just now."
'Refits' was a loosely applicable term, I supposed, although not entirely accurate. It would be more correct to say we were welding FTL drives and engines to the sides in a haphazard but symmetrical pattern with the full intention of scrapping them once we arrived.
'Refits' served as good shorthand, though.
"Alright, then. I guess that's decided. Send that Admiral guy Fusou was talking about a message telling him where we live and we'll head off. Just… tell him not to stick his head in for a few days, or something. I'm not sure how much Fusou will tell him or has told him, but no reason not to try and keep a secret."
Hope nodded, and set to work.
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Our fleet's large scale FTL jump proved as accurate as ever, depositing the Jacob Keyes, eighteen orbital shipyards and several hundred attendant Orbital Fabricators into the orbital path of the system's largest planet and only garden world - Kerak IV, henceforth known as Miranda.
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Are we allowed to do that?
Do what?
Arbitrarily name planets whatever we want.
Sure, why not? We live here now, after all. Hell, we should rename the star and the other planets, too!
Yeah, but… what if the council complain?
Fuck 'em. This isn't council space. What are they going to do about it, graffitti all our sign posts? We'll just pull a Fusou and threaten to shoot the bastards.
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As the combined units of our little flotilla clustered up in orbit over Miranda, Hope and I hopped across to one of the half-dozen stations the Shipyards had constructed. This particular station belonged to Hope - as much as one thing can belong to a single member of a pair who shares everything, - and served as her new Biolab.
It wasn't her original station, but Hope had taken over a second for the purposes of continuing her work without breaking the charade by showing off Lume Walkers and Plague Ravagers to anyone who visited the station.
Who would want to visit the station, I had no idea, but I appreciated the caution.
The two of us had taken residence in the station's control room - which, for the purposes of current constructions, was pulling double duty as the entire operation's control room. Most of the screens showed actually useful information, for once - camera footage and sensor readouts from the various units around the planet, as well as estimated build times for our various schemes and other trivial factoids we could have easily learned by directly checking through the Command Network.
But at least it wasn't Lorem Ipsum.
The other screens showed… well, I suppose it was still technically useful information, in a way, but I didn't really find it that important. I figured we had plenty of time to science the shit out of the planet's wildlife after we established ourselves.
Hope disagreed.
She pointed at one of the images covering the half-dozen screens she'd commandeered. "See that? This breed of… I guess it's some kind of frog, kinda? It can spit water at high enough pressure to cut through granite. And they're on average something like six inches long. Seriously powerful lungs on those. And they're not even the weirdest thing on this planet."
I raised an eyebrow, uncertain of whether or not I really wanted to know.
"And, there's also a lot of huge, bulky, and otherwise uninteresting critters about for you to use your Dragon's Tooth thingies on, I guess. Whatever. Boring."
I rolled my eyes as Hope continued rambling on about the native wildlife. Meanwhile, I reached into my jacket pocket, retrieving the data storage device Fusou had given us. She'd said it contained our records and information on a few other interesting events, so I thought it best to read up.
It took only a couple of seconds for me to realize just how much work Fusou had put into the records.
Every single one of the two hundred and forty randomly generated names I'd assigned to the ship's NeoAvatars was now linked to a full biography, including education history, past employment data before they joined the Faith Foundation, medical records, and a family tree, most of which stretched back to the 19th century at the least - Hope and I had similar records, with admittedly much less detail. Presumably Fusou didn't want to restrict us too heavily in that respect.
In addition to that, the Faith Foundation as an entity had a record as a major company in the pre-Systems Alliance era, and that it had spend a lot of manpower and resources on the highly secretive 'Ringworld' expedition. When contact with the FFV Ringworld - and if Fusou thought that she was being cute by continuing the Halo reference, she was absolutely right, - was lost during the course of the cryo-sleeper's journey, the ship was presumed lost with all hands.
The loss of the single greatest concentration of assets and manpower the Faith Foundation had caused them to shut down, neatly explaining why they no longer existed in the present-day Systems Alliance. And, of course, the Ringworld Expedition had left earth prior to Fusou's arrival, explaining the different tech-bases between the two groups of humanity - the Faith Foundation had possessed 'advanced prototypes' of systems that had quickly been succeeded by first Eezo and then Fleet technologies in the Systems Alliance.
Of course, that was only half the data on the disk. The other half - interesting events of the 2140s and 2150s, from all around the galaxy, ranging from large scale natural disasters to government cover ups and classified operations.
Now that seemed more my kind of reading.
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As the shipyards spread out into a stable orbit of the planet, the Jacob Keyes maneuvered into a lower orbit, its precious cargo - two Progenitor-grade drop pods enhanced with element zero systems and FTLverse ion engines, - hoisted from the ship's hangar by long crane arms and held out in the void.
Inside the pods, our two Osiris Commander units idled, waiting for us to assume direct control.
Usually, there wouldn't be much point in us going in person - or rather, in 'person', - but we figured since we were pretending that this was our home world, of sorts, it only made sense to ensure it had that personal touch.
Not that anyone would know either way, besides us, but it was a sentiment that Hope and I shared.
We shifted out of our Avatar bodies, our digital minds slipping back into the larger-scale and vastly more powerful Commander-sized AI Cores, and initiated the drop sequence.
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The twin pods fell from orbit with all the grace and elegance of a sack of bricks, tumbling and jostling through the air as they were buffeted with strong winds. We could easily have corrected the course, but we didn't intend to land right where we wanted to start anyway, so it wasn't too big of an issue.
Hope's drop pod hit the ground first, launching a spray of dirt and debris high into the air. My own pod set down with a splash seconds later, landing a hundred or so metres away in the shallows.
The pod dissolved around me and I stepped out, water splashing against my giant mechanical legs as I waded up through the shallows and onto the beach proper. Hope, standing at the treeline bordering the beach, raised an arm in greeting and turned, striding back through the same gap in the trees she'd emerged from.
I followed, each step kicking up mud and sand as I trudged up the beach, water still dripping from my frame. Once I reached the treeline I paused, giving myself a moment to spray down some nanites and construct a communications beacon on the edge of the beach.
Strictly speaking, the beacon wasn't really necessary - the Osiris had the range to communicate with units on the far edge of the solar system, let alone the vessels in high orbit, and those vessels possessed long range transmitters that could easily pick up signals from the Dis system, and further still besides.
On the other hand, the beacon was a dedicated system designed to allow for that kind of communication - it worked as a much better middle man than the Jacob Keyes in terms of maintaining a communications link with Firebase Jartar. And seeing as how that was where the communicator I'd given Fusou would route messages to, it seemed rather prudent to maintain that link.
I didn't want to use her once and never talk to her again, after all.
That done, I moved to catch up with Hope, following the trail of deep footprints in the mud until I arrived at a small clearing, dominated by a three-metre deep crater. Hope stood on the other side of the clearing, single red eye scanning the distant treeline.
I think we should be able to cut a path through this woodland to the plains. It's not far. Might make for a nice highway, too, if we want to stick a sunken colony ship in the bay where you landed and pretend that was the initial landing site.
Works for me. Sounds rather nice, actually. Very thematic.
Together, the two of us pushed on through the forest, slipping into gaps between the foliage as we worked our way forward in the general direction of the plains. Fortunately for us, the band of woodlands separating the beach from the plains wasn't particularly thick, - where we were making our crossing, it was only a little over a kilometre, making it an ideal spot for our purposes.
It was only a matter of minutes before we broke through the treeline, coming to a rest on the edge of the vast grassy plains.
Well. Time to get to work.
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Whilst the two of us did a lot of 'work', we didn't do particularly much in the way of hard labour - a great deal of time was spent planning the construction of the colony, drawing up the actual blueprints, - and checking to make sure we didn't forget anything blatantly obvious, like lights.
In terms of doing stuff that had a visible, tangible effect on the landscape? It was literally a matter of seconds to construct a Land Factory and a Teleporter, allowing a horde of Fabricator-equipped units to descend upon the plains and begin the actual work.
But hey, whatever works, right?