Remember how Rihaku has entire multi-mega-gigaverse going on?
Open the Way, True - The caster rends open a gate to any spatial coordinate within the material or celestial realms, or to another realm of which he is well-informed.
Well, I'm sure Nameless was quite a nerd, so:
My True Open The Way Can't Be This Convenient
"I ask of you, are yo- urgh"
The spiritual being fell to pieces as Nameless slew it with the barest sliver of his power. Then, he enveloped the entire city with his awareness, sensing other Servants. Grinning, he Opened The Way beneath his lying form, dropping six stories down and hitting the ground in front of a being clad in blue spandex. The Servant had barely enough time to exclaim "The fuck" before Nameless destroyed him. Then, he opened another portal beneath himself.
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He hit the ground with a quiet "boop", watching the Grail manifest before him. With a casual gesture, he excised the evil spirit from the device before it could cover the Earth in curses, and then made his wish as the true winner of the Holy Grail War.
"Use your power to improve my Cultivation!"
The Grail shone for a moment, and Nameless felt his power swell and hit the peak of Immortal Awakening. Finally, after thirty Grail Wars, he had finally done it! Peak Immortal Awakening in less than thirteen hours, ha! Suck on that Monster Vault! Of course, he still needed to break through, but he had some ideas.
With a minimal effort of will, he murdered the mongrel-yelling golden asshole, before opening a portal beneath him again.
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Suizhen expertly dodged aside as Nameless fell from the sky, hitting the ground with an audible moan of pleasure. In the past few weeks Nameless learned to appreciate various landing spots, and there was only one thing that was more comfortable to fall on than Elven grass. He reminisced about his wife wistfully for a second before Suizhen interrupted his thoughts.
"Yo, boss! What's popping!" Suizhen greeted him cheerfully.
Yes, allowing her to watch American movies was proving to be a mistake. On the other hand, watching Dean, the Rubric Hero, trying to woo her was fucking hilarious, so this was a small price to pay. He started greeting her back before he actually looked at her.
"Damn Suizhen, that actually looks really cute."
She blushed as her hand went to touch her fake cat ears. "Y-your wife made them for me, sir!"
Nameless considered that for a moment. "How much do you owe her at this point?"
"She taught me theoretical mathematics to appreciate just how much in debt I am!" Suizhen chirped happily.
Right. Nameless decided to ignore that completely, rolling to the side so he could reach the laptop on his back. "I have a task for you and your eternal friend, Dean." He could see her perk up on that, "I hit the peak of Immortal Awakening two minutes ago, but I need new breakthroughs to continue into Eternal Grasping. Remember that Worm thing he likes to talk about?" Suizhen nodded vigorously. "Well, it's shit, but I went there and got this Haywire dude to make me an interdimensional laptop! The two of you will go around the internet of various Earths and seek for ways to break through Cultivation Stages or develop philosophical Techniques. Maybe even make a Choose Your Own Adventure type of game with me as a main character, and have dozens of people spend their time thinking about the best ways for me to grow. Whatever the case might be, make sure to find the best way for me to get past this Stage and then report to me," Nameless finished.
Suizhen eyed him suspiciously. "Shouldn't you be doing that? Working on your breakthrough?"
Nameless grinned. "Yeah, but I need to meet with Relia to work on my personality flaws!" Or at least, that was what they were supposed to be doing. Nameless had other plans in mind.
Suizhen huffed. "Like not making a single step since you've learned True Open The Way four weeks ago, or having other people do your work for you?"
"Yup!" Nameless grinned before a portal opened beneath him to drop him on the bestest thing in the universe to fall on.
Suizhen stood in silence for a few moments. Then she devolved into a gibbering mess, clutching her cat ears. "Kyaaaa, he thinks they are cute!"
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Eight trillion years later, on a random Earth somewhere, Seram Tiberuis Law sat alone, celebrating his thirtieth birthday. Or at least, he was supposed to, as on the other side of the table there was a beautiful, blue eyed woman. For some reason, Seram felt like she owed him something.
"Greetings, Seram Tiberius Law," Indebted began, "I am here to offer you a simple transaction."
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Another big thanks to Unelemental for beta work!