(x) Thirteen
(X) Introduce yourself
(X) Shit post on the other endbringers pages because seriously fuck those guys
Its the human date of July 13th 2009, Seven is apparently going by simurgh, they named four Behemoth, and nine is going by levithan... all of them are dicks. You create a post on the endbringer section.
Thirteen- Hey Names thirteen I have discovered and liked your human internet. I too am one of your endbringer's I look like a giant shiny cube and shoot laser's and stuff. I see you humans have a problem with three douche bags I know, but you got their names wrong. We go by the number in which we were made. Simurgh's real name is seven, Behemoth's is four, and Levithan's is nine. They are all dicks. Seriously they are massive massive dicks.
Also FYI we all have these things called core's hit them and we die... if you can kill seven for me that would be great.
Fuck those guys.
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They don't belive you and you get a message from a mod.
(Tin Mother)- Impresonating an endbringer has been done and is against the rules.
(Thirteen)- Im not lying can I prove it?
(Tin Mother)- Fine you have three days to prove your not an endbringer. If you arn't and I doubt that I will ban you for a week
You sigh and then go back to insulting all of the endbringers on their web pages. Several humans agree with you. Then you find out that seven is attacking some place called madison.....
(X) Fuck that bitch your going hunting full speed
(X) maybe um lay low? Their kind of pissed at you.
(X) The power of spite compels you, snipe her from far away.